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Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.08.07 22:58:00 - [1]
 

*Do YOU need war targets?

*Do you enjoy the thrill of the kill?


If you answered yes to these questions then do I have a deal for you! My corporation attracts all sorts of war targets. Everything from your garden variety pushover to your hardcore MCR aficionados.

You will never run out of targets to kill with my FREE service!
Did I just say FREE?


YES I SAID FREE SERVICE! (omgnowai)

All you need to do is apply and you will have instant access to classics such as,

"guy who camps station with a megathron but can't hit anything without a target painter"

"dude who makes threats without leaving station"

"Random dude who war decs demanding money for a secretive never disclosed third party"


You get all this and much much more!


If your tired of having to go find war targets then try my free service and let them come to you.

Apply now at MASALLE!!!!

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.08.08 10:31:00 - [2]
 

This is my favorite thread, out of all of the other threads, I choose this.

Starnap
Concentrated Evil
Posted - 2010.08.08 10:39:00 - [3]
 

Fair enough though, I can see he might well get a lot of decs Very Happy

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.08.08 11:16:00 - [4]
 

Please dec Hydra.. We don't have enough idiots throwing themselves at us to get blown up.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.08.08 11:17:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Please dec Hydra.. We don't have enough idiots throwing themselves at us to get blown up.



If we dec you can you promise to use rifters only?

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.08.08 11:40:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Starnap
Fair enough though, I can see he might well get a lot of decs Very Happy


im crazy!

I warp sideways because thats how bonkers I am!

CCP Zymurgist


Gallente
C C P
Posted - 2010.08.08 14:11:00 - [7]
 

Removed Trolling and moved to Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center from Crime and Punishment.

Bro Diddley
Posted - 2010.08.08 18:31:00 - [8]
 

Owned by CCP Zymurtroll.

Franklin Freud
Yakuza Holdings
Yakuza Alliance
Posted - 2010.08.08 18:54:00 - [9]
 

These guys should seriously consider joining The Worst Alliance in Eve....

Creepy Goat
Collateral.
Posted - 2010.08.08 22:55:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
Removed Trolling and moved to Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center from Crime and Punishment.


My first successful use of the report button \o/


 

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