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Pehk Mak'mel'ahma
ODATRIK Integrated Solutions
Posted - 2010.08.01 02:14:00 - [1]
 

On 2010/07/31 at 20:00 server time, I organized a mining run in the Odatrik system to raise some ISK for a new Mammoth for one of our corpmates. Ehnea Mehk was in a probe, and I was in my trusty Mammoth.

Everything was going smoothly. Ehnea and I were commenting on the many ships that passed through the belt. A Brutix, piloted by Astra Vidya of ORDO INVICTUS, caught Ehnea's eye (Ehnea likes checking out the ships while mining). However, instead of clicking the Look At icon, Ehnea clicked the target lock. The target lock was turned off, and Ehnea apologized for the lock in local.

However, Astra must have felt threatened by Ehnea in the very dangerous probe, so she targeted both our vessels. She also called in a corpmate, Ansgar Thorulf, to bring his typhoon in to deal with the marauding probe. We were chased around the asteroids for a few seconds before he deployed a Large Rudimentary Concussion Bomb I on our vessels. My Mammoth had a good fit (I love armor!) so it only got scratched. However, the menace that was Ehnea was neutralized and New Eden was saved when the probe was destroyed. We felt bad about Ansgar losing his battleship when CONCORD came in to deal with him. Seriously. We really did feel bad. So we said in local, "Good shot" and warped back to HQ.

Ehnea was going to return to get what was left of the Typhoon when I said, "No no, ORDO INVICTUS is frightened of probes. Go back in your capsule and bookmark it for me. If you get podded, just buy yourself a new Zeta and charge it back to me".

Off Ehnea went. But, once again, panic came. I feel bad about this. REALLY! I had no idea Astra and Ansgar had a pod phobia in addition to a probe phobia. Ehnea's pod was destroyed but so were both of their ships, once again, by CONCORD. Ehnea ws reborn in a new updated clone, then flew back in a rookie ship.

I reprimanded Ehnea for being such a terror! This is bad press for my corporation! I do not want to be regarded as the next Helicity of EVE! As CEO, I took sole responsibility of this horrible mess, and went out to get what was left of Ehnea's cargo and what was in the ORDO INVICTUS wrecks.

Now, one would think I would be mad about losing a probe and having my mining operation disrupted. Not so. Instead, I would like to say the following to ORDO INVICTUS:

1) I'm sorry if Ehnea's target lock led to the tragic loss of your ships. Battleships are expensive. I hope they were insured. And you had every right of being frightened of Ehnea and the probe. Ehnea is one mean son-of-a-Sebiestor. Then again, that's why I made Ehnea Director Of Operations. And with the facial tattoos, Ehnea resembles a wolverine high on PCP. The Probe flown was full of rust and duct tape. You guys could have gotten tetanus if it came too close!

2) I'm sorry you lost your cargo (sob). It was really good cargo though! Close to a million ISK when all of it was sold! We used the sale of your cargo to buy the mammoth I mentioned earlier. The ore from our mining operation will go to outfitting a Scythe for mission running. This will earn us more ISK! We thank you for your generousity in funding our corporation's operation!

3) No hard feelings about the probe. We make those as part of our product line. We'll make another one for Ehnea to fly. And Ehnea has been a pretty good sport through all of this. The new probe will be named in your corporation's honor: INVICTUS' FOLLY.

4) You must really be feeling bad about how things have gone so wrong for you. Having CONCORD paste your backsides as we watched. All because you panicked over an accidental target lock. Don't be. No one at ODATRIK Mining Corporation thinks you behaved like frightened children who overreacted and ended up losing so much over nothing. REALLY.

As CEO of Odatrik Mining Corporation and on behalf of the membership of our company, we apologize SINCERELY for the loss of your ships and for any inconvenience our corporation may have caused you.

Pehk Mak'mel'ahma

Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2010.08.01 02:19:00 - [2]
 

Fascinating

Felix Esperium
Lysergic Distortions Research and Development
Posted - 2010.08.01 02:21:00 - [3]
 

cool story bro

Domonique Molvoy
Men of Questionable Moral Fibre
Posted - 2010.08.01 02:56:00 - [4]
 

Riveting tale, Chap

Razzor Death
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.08.01 03:03:00 - [5]
 

Could a kind troll please give me some indication as to weather I can be ****ed to read all dem :words:

Thank you kindly


Spruillo
Gallente
Spruillo Corp
Posted - 2010.08.01 03:47:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Gladys Pank
Fascinating



this is the service we get? wtf was he going on about already

Aessoroz
Nohbdy.
Posted - 2010.08.01 03:59:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Aessoroz on 01/08/2010 04:00:55

tl;dr Suicide gankers fail at life and decided to try and gank a Mammoth and Probe with a BC and BS.

Ehnea Mehk
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2010.08.01 04:24:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Aessoroz
Edited by: Aessoroz on 01/08/2010 04:00:55

tl;dr Suicide gankers fail at life and decided to try and gank a Mammoth and Probe with a BC and BS.


No, it was not a "suicide ganker". When I accidentally targeted that ship, they came after us in anger. They lost their temper.

Pehk was trying to show in humor what happens when people overreact without considering the consequences. It was a costly (at least 66 million for those two ships and a security hit) and stupid way to learn it. All they had to do was ask in private what my game was and I would have told them I'm an idiot.

Razzor Death
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.08.01 04:25:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Ehnea Mehk
Originally by: Aessoroz
Edited by: Aessoroz on 01/08/2010 04:00:55

tl;dr Suicide gankers fail at life and decided to try and gank a Mammoth and Probe with a BC and BS.


No, it was not a "suicide ganker". When I accidentally targeted that ship, they came after us in anger. They lost their temper.

Pehk was trying to show in humor what happens when people overreact without considering the consequences. It was a costly (at least 66 million for those two ships and a security hit) and stupid way to learn it. All they had to do was ask in private what my game was and I would have told them I'm an idiot.


Yes yes I understand that but why do we care ?


Ehnea Mehk
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2010.08.01 04:34:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Pehk Mak'mel'ahma

(makes fun of me Crying or Very sad)



Funny story, smart-aleck, but tell me: when was the last time YOU made nearly a million ISK with one mouseclick?

Spruillo
Gallente
Spruillo Corp
Posted - 2010.08.01 04:42:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Ehnea Mehk
Originally by: Pehk Mak'mel'ahma

(makes fun of me Crying or Very sad)



Funny story, smart-aleck, but tell me: when was the last time YOU made nearly a million ISK with one mouseclick?


is this the same guys that accept all the 23 jump 200k courier tracts

Ehnea Mehk
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2010.08.01 04:42:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Razzor Death
Originally by: Ehnea Mehk
Originally by: Aessoroz
Edited by: Aessoroz on 01/08/2010 04:00:55

tl;dr Suicide gankers fail at life and decided to try and gank a Mammoth and Probe with a BC and BS.


No, it was not a "suicide ganker". When I accidentally targeted that ship, they came after us in anger. They lost their temper.

Pehk was trying to show in humor what happens when people overreact without considering the consequences. It was a costly (at least 66 million for those two ships and a security hit) and stupid way to learn it. All they had to do was ask in private what my game was and I would have told them I'm an idiot.


Yes yes I understand that but why do we care ?




Fair point. I'll leave the whether to care or not to your good judgement.




Time2Whine
Posted - 2010.08.01 07:36:00 - [13]
 

look at all of them words you wrote about a damn Probe ugh

Mag's
the united
Negative Ten.
Posted - 2010.08.01 09:12:00 - [14]
 

I'm going to go against the grain and say I liked it. Twisted Evil

Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
Posted - 2010.08.01 09:30:00 - [15]
 

I kind of enjoyed this episode of "As the roid turns". It has been written a little too 'swollen' and the sarcasm is dripping out of my monitor so the writer overdid himself a little there, but otherwise a great episode.

Larg Kellein
Caldari
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
Posted - 2010.08.01 19:07:00 - [16]
 

I was amused by this tale of internet spaceships. I feel bad for the little probe, though.

lacktale
Caldari
Super Mega Global Tiger Team
Posted - 2010.08.02 15:44:00 - [17]
 

first

Neliel Soifon
Posted - 2010.08.02 16:24:00 - [18]
 

Good narration Very Happy

Ansgar Thorulf
Posted - 2010.08.03 04:06:00 - [19]
 

Edited by: Ansgar Thorulf on 03/08/2010 04:08:14
Hey Pehk,

indeed a funny story as i was part of it and i truely have to say i really donīt care about loosing one or 10 typhoons to concord in such a action. They are not that expensive as u said, i see them as ammo not as ships.
Btw the probe was my target and not the mammoth.

Oh and we came to the roids to gank sth. it was not accidentual or because u locked him. I would have ganked that probe anyways.

Lexa HeIIfury
Incura
Posted - 2010.08.03 04:27:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Ehnea Mehk
Originally by: Pehk Mak'mel'ahma

(makes fun of me Crying or Very sad)



Funny story, smart-aleck, but tell me: when was the last time YOU made nearly a million ISK with one mouseclick?


Probably about the last time I warped to an asteriod belt and clicked once to activate my group of guns on a BS rat.

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.08.03 04:35:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury
Originally by: Ehnea Mehk
Originally by: Pehk Mak'mel'ahma

(makes fun of me Crying or Very sad)



Funny story, smart-aleck, but tell me: when was the last time YOU made nearly a million ISK with one mouseclick?


Probably about the last time I warped to an asteriod belt and clicked once to activate my group of guns on a BS rat.


Oh geez.. you bother with those ones?? I didn't realize times were so tough for you..

Kavu
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.08.03 05:10:00 - [22]
 

i cant bring myself to rat, i did it for long enough to take my sec status from -9.999 to -9.79 or so but its mind numbing work

Fumitsugu
Posted - 2010.08.03 06:37:00 - [23]
 

I quite liked it. You took your loss on the chin, which is more than can be said for a lot of people.

Pehk Mak'mel'ahma
ODATRIK Integrated Solutions
Posted - 2010.08.03 07:01:00 - [24]
 

Edited by: Pehk Mak''mel''ahma on 03/08/2010 07:02:33
Originally by: Ansgar Thorulf
Edited by: Ansgar Thorulf on 03/08/2010 04:08:14
Hey Pehk,

indeed a funny story as i was part of it and i truely have to say i really donīt care about loosing one or 10 typhoons to concord in such a action. They are not that expensive as u said, i see them as ammo not as ships.
Btw the probe was my target and not the mammoth.

Oh and we came to the roids to gank sth. it was not accidentual or because u locked him. I would have ganked that probe anyways.


Ansgar,

Considering the following:

a) We've seen your friend in the belt on countless occasions and not once was any action taken, even when we had a retriever in there

b) the entire situation started the very second that Ehnea accidentally target locked your friend

c) you GANKED a PROBE?????

leads me to regard your comment in a somewhat cynical light. Then again, innocent before proven guilty in a free society I suppose.

Pehk

P.S. Get a bigger bomb next time
P.S.S. Thanks for the Mammoth ISK

Fumitsugu
Posted - 2010.08.03 07:04:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Pehk Mak'mel'ahma
Edited by: Pehk Mak''mel''ahma on 03/08/2010 07:02:33
Originally by: Ansgar Thorulf
Edited by: Ansgar Thorulf on 03/08/2010 04:08:14
Hey Pehk,

indeed a funny story as i was part of it and i truely have to say i really donīt care about loosing one or 10 typhoons to concord in such a action. They are not that expensive as u said, i see them as ammo not as ships.
Btw the probe was my target and not the mammoth.

Oh and we came to the roids to gank sth. it was not accidentual or because u locked him. I would have ganked that probe anyways.


Ansgar,

Considering the following:

a) We've seen your friend in the belt on countless occasions and not once was any action taken, even when we had a retriever in there

b) the entire situation started the very second that Ehnea accidentally target locked your friend

c) you GANKED a PROBE?????

leads me to regard your comment in a somewhat cynical light. Then again, innocent before proven guilty in a free society I suppose.

Pehk

P.S. Get a bigger bomb next time
P.S.S. Thanks for the Mammoth ISK



Don't gloat. It has a tendency to backfire.

Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2010.08.03 07:21:00 - [26]
 

Is this the thread to post crap? Sure seems like it.

I killed some foolish kestrel after it had spent 10 minutes casually ratting the belts in the system I was chilling in. This person seems to like losing ships in low sec and appears to have no regard for safety. I feel slightly bad but really what was he thinking?

It dropped crap loot so I told him he can come back for his stuff. When he came back in a velator and continued to idle in belts for another 10 minutes it broke my heart.

I am not a bad person IRL Wink

Ansgar Thorulf
Posted - 2010.08.03 07:55:00 - [27]
 

Pekh,

sure i gank probes what do you gank? Titans?

i was on your homepage and read ur pretty funny point-of-view of this incident and all i can say is that you definately have to learn the difference of loosing a ship by accident or on purpose. Of course me and my buddy knew that Concord would hit us back when we opened fire , has it ever come to your mind that nor me or my buddy care about a loss of 60 million isk in a suicide gank? thatīs not even close to what i earn per day. look up in the killmail what my phoon had fittet and then tell all the people here again that that was an accident. it was fitted for a suicide gank

@ least we got that pod thatīs all we wanted. so it was ok for us and now that you have a new mammoth i guess it was ok for you too.
Stop making a fool out of yourself and thanks for all the laughs i had reading your homepage.

Hope you achieve your gold medal thing or whatever you called it



Pehk Mak'mel'ahma
ODATRIK Integrated Solutions
Posted - 2010.08.03 08:01:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Fumitsugu

Don't gloat. It has a tendency to backfire



I'm not gloating. I am VERY skeptical of the explanation given and I see enough holes in that explanation big enough to drive my Mammoth through so I am questioning them.

Look, I'm a good sport about this. I've had my fun, and I got my point across. To be fair and show that I am not gloating, ORDO INVICTUS has received into their corporate account the cost of their cargo that I "found" and sold.

Pehk

Pehk Mak'mel'ahma
ODATRIK Integrated Solutions
Posted - 2010.08.03 08:19:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Ansgar Thorulf
Pekh,

sure i gank probes what do you gank? Titans?

i was on your homepage and read ur pretty funny point-of-view of this incident and all i can say is that you definately have to learn the difference of loosing a ship by accident or on purpose. Of course me and my buddy knew that Concord would hit us back when we opened fire , has it ever come to your mind that nor me or my buddy care about a loss of 60 million isk in a suicide gank? thatīs not even close to what i earn per day. look up in the killmail what my phoon had fittet and then tell all the people here again that that was an accident. it was fitted for a suicide gank

@ least we got that pod thatīs all we wanted. so it was ok for us and now that you have a new mammoth i guess it was ok for you too.
Stop making a fool out of yourself and thanks for all the laughs i had reading your homepage.

Hope you achieve your gold medal thing or whatever you called it





I'm glad we provided a chuckle for you.

The Odatrik Ore-A-Thon finished several weeks ago. Please read the segment about the Ore-A-Thon again.

Ansgar, your corpmate lost his temper when Ehnea accidentally targeted him on error. That was our mistake. Your mistake is to try to make up a story to justify otherwise.

The cost of your seized cargo has been returned to you.

Pehk


Ansgar Thorulf
Posted - 2010.08.03 08:37:00 - [30]
 

how can he have lost temper when i was the first one who killed ur probe friend?
if he had lost temper he would have attacked u instantly, but no he waited until he was in a pod and then podded him.

Sry m8 im not trying to change the story but you are twisting things a bit.

Indeed i waited for the probe and the mammoth to be in range for my smartbombs so noone lost temper in that incident.

We will see us soon . . . \O


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