Posted - 2010.07.25 18:48:00 - [212]

 

jade keeps using words like 'impotent', 'bitter', and 'washed up' to describe people other than himself and i'm guessing isn't seeing the massive irony on display

Posted - 2010.07.25 18:54:00 - [214]

 

Edited by: The Mittani on 25/07/2010 18:54:45
here's an oldie but goodie, a serious jade constantine post!

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OOC

You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).

Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.

So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.

Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC.

IC

Silence swarm creature!

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i found it while googling 'jade constantine brothel' because i figure the ~new generation~ of UK players should see the screenshots of jade's roleplaying channel, so they realize we're not just teasing him about roleplaying a cyber-brothel owner (a 'madam' as it were!!!), but that he actually does this

sadly i didn't find the screenshot in the first five seconds of effort, so there's a badpost instead for yah!

Posted - 2010.07.25 19:03:00 - [216]

 

Originally by: Jade Constantine

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HURF BLURF AND STUF***E

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If its crappy alliance mechanics, maybe whilst u was CSM all them years ago u should of bought it up instead of concentrating on the crappy Sov mechanics u wanted changed so your small terrorist organisation could become more relevent.


BLAH BLAH WE WANT TO DESTROY STATIONS BLAH BLAH

Now what happens is Jade quotes me stating how useless i am and wrong etc etc just as ******* always does to everybody else.

Posted - 2010.07.25 19:06:00 - [218]

 

Originally by: Snakester

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If its crappy alliance mechanics, maybe whilst u was CSM all them years ago u should of bought it up

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I did.
And I've consistently been against every single instance of alliances losing their identities to this "tactic".
Its rubbish. Its not good for the game.

Posted - 2010.07.25 19:11:00 - [220]

 

ah, yes, there we are

http://www.eve-search.com/thread/794696/page/1

http://tinyurl.com/3zs6p4

some of these are quite hilarious, does Hardin still play?

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An experienced slave of love, aquired her former masters fortunes in a play of desire. Hostess of passionate soiree's in her Chalet, enticing her guests to acts of ecstacy and lust with sensous cocktail concoctions. Carrying a child for the notorious Wencher Hardin she dreams of a future beyond imperial delusions in the aegis of Jericho Fraction and the free stars of hope and high aspiration.

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now, what was this about ~alpha males~ again, darling jade?

Posted - 2010.07.25 19:30:00 - [222]

 

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[...] Half my friends are queer and the pubs round our way are filled with the sight of transvestites in cheap lycra tonguing each other with their wrists handcuffed together. You don't know wrong until you've spent a night out in Kemptown. [...]

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I'd just like to confirm this.

Posted - 2010.07.25 19:44:00 - [224]

 

Jade needs to stop posting.

Posted - 2010.07.25 19:48:00 - [226]

 

Originally by: Lonzo Kincaid

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Jade needs to stop posting.

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I've lost count of the muppets wishing that over the years. I do enjoy your desperation though.

Posted - 2010.07.25 19:49:00 - [228]

 

the funny thing is that goons enter a fury like no other when jade goads them - he really is the ultimate troll

Posted - 2010.07.25 19:54:00 - [230]

 

Never stop posting. NEVER stop posting(unless your jade constantine). :V

Middle aged men roleplaying prostitutes in an internet spaceship game, dam i'd love to be there irl when you explain what your hobbies are.

Posted - 2010.07.25 19:59:00 - [232]

 

Originally by: Butter Dog

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the funny thing is that goons enter a fury like no other when jade goads them - he really is the ultimate troll

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If you can call a middle aged man pretending to be a female space prostitute that is also a space terrorist obsessed with personal honour anything other than a laughing stock, sure.

Posted - 2010.07.25 20:06:00 - [234]

 

You did not take advantage of the CVA disband because you had no need too.
Aligning yourselves with -A- at the cost of what little morals you had left, you were able to guarantee yourself a victory.

The fact you were willing to drop the NRDS policy and do a total U turn on your moral standing in order to gain victory tells me that if you really had the need to take advantage of a dubious situation and got away with it you would of done so gladly.

Posted - 2010.07.25 20:08:00 - [236]

 

Originally by: EdFromHumanResources

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Originally by: Butter Dog

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the funny thing is that goons enter a fury like no other when jade goads them - he really is the ultimate troll

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If you can call a middle aged man, pretending to be a female space prostitute, that is also a space terrorist, obsessed with personal honour, anything other, than a laughing stock, sure.

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My personal take on the situation.

(Not really, I just wanted to edit that post and add more commas)

Posted - 2010.07.25 20:20:00 - [238]

 

Provi died with doominion
Welcome to the new EvE.

Posted - 2010.07.25 20:22:00 - [240]

 

Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Originally by: EdFromHumanResources

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Why bother? You've shown for years a complete inability to grasp reality

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Shock horror, internet spaceships players in aversion to reality shocker.
Goonswarm preach of the gospel of normality.

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Why edit the other part out? You dislike owning up to your own actions? Come on you can do it lil guy.