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 Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction |
Posted - 2010.07.25 18:45:00 - [ 211]
Originally by: The Mittani haters got nothing on jade constantine
They really haven't. Your bitterness and impotent hatred makes me smile. |
 fmercury Caldari Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2010.07.25 18:48:00 - [ 212]
jade keeps using words like 'impotent', 'bitter', and 'washed up' to describe people other than himself and i'm guessing isn't seeing the massive irony on display |
 Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction |
Posted - 2010.07.25 18:53:00 - [ 213]
Originally by: fmercury jade keeps using words like 'impotent', 'bitter', and 'washed up' to describe people
I don't think I'd call them "people" exactly. |
 The Mittani Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2010.07.25 18:54:00 - [ 214]
Edited by: The Mittani on 25/07/2010 18:54:45here's an oldie but goodie, a serious jade constantine post! Quote: OOC
You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).
Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.
So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.
Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC.
IC
Silence swarm creature!
i found it while googling 'jade constantine brothel' because i figure the ~new generation~ of UK players should see the screenshots of jade's roleplaying channel, so they realize we're not just teasing him about roleplaying a cyber-brothel owner (a 'madam' as it were!!!), but that he actually does this sadly i didn't find the screenshot in the first five seconds of effort, so there's a badpost instead for yah! |
 Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction |
Posted - 2010.07.25 18:57:00 - [ 215]
Originally by: The Mittani so there's a badpost instead for yah!
Thank you for making the thread about how much you'd like to sniff my underwear little goonie. Sorry but you still can't. |
 Snakester Caldari IronPig Sev3rance |
Posted - 2010.07.25 19:03:00 - [ 216]
Originally by: Jade Constantine HURF BLURF AND STUF***E
If its crappy alliance mechanics, maybe whilst u was CSM all them years ago u should of bought it up instead of concentrating on the crappy Sov mechanics u wanted changed so your small terrorist organisation could become more relevent. BLAH BLAH WE WANT TO DESTROY STATIONS BLAH BLAHNow what happens is Jade quotes me stating how useless i am and wrong etc etc just as ******* always does to everybody else. |
 GPerson Gallente Firebird Squadron Terra-Incognita |
Posted - 2010.07.25 19:06:00 - [ 217]
Edited by: GPerson on 25/07/2010 19:07:51 Test Post, Please Ignore
(I'm just posting so I can find my post history w/o :effort:)
EDIT: Post I was looking for was in this thread. I R SPESCIAL. |
 Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction |
Posted - 2010.07.25 19:06:00 - [ 218]
Originally by: Snakester
If its crappy alliance mechanics, maybe whilst u was CSM all them years ago u should of bought it up
I did. And I've consistently been against every single instance of alliances losing their identities to this "tactic". Its rubbish. Its not good for the game. |
 IronGoldenEagle Caldari The New Era C0NVICTED |
Posted - 2010.07.25 19:09:00 - [ 219]
Originally by: Lilan Kahn
Originally by: IronGoldenEagle Moar tears from UK and Jade plz
u mad?
u sad? |
 The Mittani Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2010.07.25 19:11:00 - [ 220]
ah, yes, there we are http://www.eve-search.com/thread/794696/page/1http://tinyurl.com/3zs6p4some of these are quite hilarious, does Hardin still play? Quote: An experienced slave of love, aquired her former masters fortunes in a play of desire. Hostess of passionate soiree's in her Chalet, enticing her guests to acts of ecstacy and lust with sensous cocktail concoctions. Carrying a child for the notorious Wencher Hardin she dreams of a future beyond imperial delusions in the aegis of Jericho Fraction and the free stars of hope and high aspiration.
now, what was this about ~alpha males~ again, darling jade? |
 Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction |
Posted - 2010.07.25 19:13:00 - [ 221]
Originally by: The Mittani now, what was this about alpha males again jade?
Really now. You can't have any panties. |
 Kra Torii Minmatar Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2010.07.25 19:30:00 - [ 222]
Quote: [...] Half my friends are queer and the pubs round our way are filled with the sight of transvestites in cheap lycra tonguing each other with their wrists handcuffed together. You don't know wrong until you've spent a night out in Kemptown. [...]
I'd just like to confirm this. |
 Bazman Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire |
Posted - 2010.07.25 19:36:00 - [ 223]
Originally by: The Mittani
Quote: Carrying a child for the notorious Wencher Hardin
What the **** |
 Lonzo Kincaid Caldari Black Bands
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Posted - 2010.07.25 19:44:00 - [ 224]
Jade needs to stop posting. |
 Lilan Kahn Amarr The Littlest Hobos En Garde |
Posted - 2010.07.25 19:47:00 - [ 225]
Originally by: IronGoldenEagle
Originally by: Lilan Kahn
Originally by: IronGoldenEagle Moar tears from UK and Jade plz
u mad?
u sad?
maybe you didnt get the memo that we where gonna leave in the next week any way and had already removed all our stufs, so no not sad. but you do seam mad |
 Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction |
Posted - 2010.07.25 19:48:00 - [ 226]
Originally by: Lonzo Kincaid Jade needs to stop posting.
I've lost count of the muppets wishing that over the years. I do enjoy your desperation though. |
 Tannon Minmatar Black-Robed Men
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Posted - 2010.07.25 19:49:00 - [ 227]
Haven't you cried enough Jade stop posting already. |
 Butter Dog Gallente The Monocled Elite
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Posted - 2010.07.25 19:49:00 - [ 228]
the funny thing is that goons enter a fury like no other when jade goads them - he really is the ultimate troll |
 Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction |
Posted - 2010.07.25 19:53:00 - [ 229]
Originally by: Butter Dog the funny thing is that goons enter a fury like no other when jade goads them - he really is the ultimate troll
All I do is calmly remind them how meaningless they are in Eve from time to time. I keep hoping they might wardec us one day so we can kill more of them. |
 TheLordofAllandNothing Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2010.07.25 19:54:00 - [ 230]
Never stop posting. NEVER stop posting(unless your jade constantine). :V
Middle aged men roleplaying prostitutes in an internet spaceship game, dam i'd love to be there irl when you explain what your hobbies are.
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 Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction |
Posted - 2010.07.25 19:59:00 - [ 231]
Originally by: TheLordofAllandNothing Never stop posting. NEVER stop posting(unless your jade constantine). :V Middle aged men roleplaying prostitutes in an internet spaceship game, dam i'd love to be there irl when you explain what your hobbies are.
Don't you remember the time Darius sent a letter to one of my RL clients informing them I was an e-prostitute and should be fired for breaching company standards? They laughed. I laughed. Goons cried. Nothing much changes. |
 EdFromHumanResources Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2010.07.25 19:59:00 - [ 232]
Originally by: Butter Dog the funny thing is that goons enter a fury like no other when jade goads them - he really is the ultimate troll
If you can call a middle aged man pretending to be a female space prostitute that is also a space terrorist obsessed with personal honour anything other than a laughing stock, sure. |
 Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction |
Posted - 2010.07.25 20:04:00 - [ 233]
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 Flashh Gorden Caldari Exile Consortium Nihilists Social Club |
Posted - 2010.07.25 20:06:00 - [ 234]
You did not take advantage of the CVA disband because you had no need too. Aligning yourselves with -A- at the cost of what little morals you had left, you were able to guarantee yourself a victory.
The fact you were willing to drop the NRDS policy and do a total U turn on your moral standing in order to gain victory tells me that if you really had the need to take advantage of a dubious situation and got away with it you would of done so gladly.
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 EdFromHumanResources Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2010.07.25 20:07:00 - [ 235]
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 Velvet69 Caldari eXceed Inc. HYDRA RELOADED |
Posted - 2010.07.25 20:08:00 - [ 236]
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
Originally by: Butter Dog the funny thing is that goons enter a fury like no other when jade goads them - he really is the ultimate troll
If you can call a middle aged man, pretending to be a female space prostitute, that is also a space terrorist, obsessed with personal honour, anything other, than a laughing stock, sure.
My personal take on the situation. (Not really, I just wanted to edit that post and add more commas) |
 Jade Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction |
Posted - 2010.07.25 20:19:00 - [ 237]
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
Why bother? You've shown for years a complete inability to grasp reality
Shock horror, internet spaceships players in aversion to reality shocker. Goonswarm preach of the gospel of normality. |
 Ocih Amarr Space Mermaids
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Posted - 2010.07.25 20:20:00 - [ 238]
Provi died with doominion Welcome to the new EvE. |
 Sa'Shena Amarr Ars ex Discordia Test Alliance Please Ignore |
Posted - 2010.07.25 20:21:00 - [ 239]
This thread is off topic, I want to go back to two pages ago when it was all "e-honor!" and "OUTRAGE!"
It was funnier, and Jade only posted once every so often. |
 EdFromHumanResources Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2010.07.25 20:22:00 - [ 240]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
Why bother? You've shown for years a complete inability to grasp reality
Shock horror, internet spaceships players in aversion to reality shocker. Goonswarm preach of the gospel of normality.
Why edit the other part out? You dislike owning up to your own actions? Come on you can do it lil guy. |