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Logit Probit
OIive OiI Inc.
Posted - 2010.07.18 09:00:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Logit Probit on 18/07/2010 18:35:00
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Months ago, I had an encounter with a pilot – we'll call him “Bad Dad” - while I was ninja salvaging/looting near Dodixie. Bad Dad took a potshot at me while I was far outside of point range, warped off before I could get to him, and docked up.

So far, pretty routine. Sometimes they get away.

We had a pretty run-of-the-mill smack exchange, during which Bad Dad expressed the usual ******ed carebear views about loot ownership, and I threatened to just get a bunch of peeps together and suicide gank his mission ship at a later date.

THEN,

The next day I got a cute EvEmail from another pilot identifying himself as Bad Dad's son, in which he informed me that I would regret it if I ever caused his dad trouble again. It was an empty threat of course, but I found it to be charming and a bit admirable.

The Good Son, standing up for his old man against faceless internet bullies. Brought a tear to the eye. Srsly.

I figured that would be the last I would hear from these people.

BUT THEN!

The next day, out of the blue I got another EvEmail from Bad Dad, which I will not paraphrase; I'll let it speak for itself.

My interpretation is that this guy threw his own son under the bus in an attempt to avoid putting his pretend internet spaceship in danger.

Most ganks I am involved in are the result of a mistake no worse than greed or lazyness. Bad Dad's behavior here actually sickened me. I'm American, and I'm not sure what a “severe bo11ocking” entails, but it's pretty easy for me to imagine a little kid getting screamed at (hopefully nothing worse than that) by this bastard, over a f-ing video game.

I decided right then and there that I would wait until this guy accumulated a lot of ISK, and got himself a really nice pimped-out mission boat. Then I would take it away.

7 MONTHS PASSED.

In the interim Bad Dad changed agents and started basing out of another location. Brosephs from the Salvagers Association kept tabs on him. We held off, waiting for the right time to strike, waiting until his fit couldn't get much more expensive.

Tonight we went to work on the Holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch (and some insured battleships, of course.)

Karma Part 1
Karma Part 2

Afterward, I logged on my main and convo'd Bad Dad. We had a nice little chat.

Pookie McPook
Posted - 2010.07.18 09:02:00 - [2]
 

Ninja salvaging? That's some seriously hardcore action you're involved in there.

Logit Probit
OIive OiI Inc.
Posted - 2010.07.18 09:06:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Pookie McPook
Ninja salvaging? That's some seriously hardcore action you're involved in there.


I'm sure you kill officer-fit golems all the time

Pookie McPook
Posted - 2010.07.18 09:14:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Logit Probit
I'm sure you kill officer-fit golems all the time


Six of you suiciding the guy for having the temerity to get ****ed at you salvaging his wrecks? Leet strat.

Oh, and -1 for the use of the Caps Lock in the header.

w1ldt4ngent
SWARTA
Mostly Clueless
Posted - 2010.07.18 09:17:00 - [5]
 

I love a little slow-cooked karma. Good story. YARRRR!!

Ressiv
Massive PVPness
Posted - 2010.07.18 09:33:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: Ressiv on 18/07/2010 09:35:39
Edited by: Ressiv on 18/07/2010 09:35:01
Edited by: Ressiv on 18/07/2010 09:34:11
I approve of this service Twisted Evil

bo11ocking

EDIT: omfg .... that the stupid filter does something with words is one thing ... but fracking up hyperlinks ... ehr ???? Change the 1's to l's

Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.07.18 09:34:00 - [7]
 

posting in another horrible-as-always logit probit thread.

Azimota
Posted - 2010.07.18 09:40:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Ressiv
Edited by: Ressiv on 18/07/2010 09:35:39
Edited by: Ressiv on 18/07/2010 09:35:01
Edited by: Ressiv on 18/07/2010 09:34:11
I approve of this service Twisted Evil

bo11ocking

EDIT: omfg .... that the stupid filter does something with words is one thing ... but fracking up hyperlinks ... ehr ???? Change the 1's to l's

bo11ocking isn't defined yet.
Razz

Eno Lacigol
Amarr
QQ Continuum
Posted - 2010.07.18 09:41:00 - [9]
 

Logit kills for my sins.

Ressiv
Massive PVPness
Posted - 2010.07.18 09:42:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Azimota

bo11ocking isn't defined yet.
Razz


ehr ... there's something written behind the link ShockedRolling Eyes

Marko Riva
Posted - 2010.07.18 10:11:00 - [11]
 

I like some of the reactions in this CRIME forum, it's like you have to follow someone else's specific rules and play styles or something, kinda like going "lets duel, but don't use neutralisers because that's not fair".

To the OP, I enjoy your "I'm a f*ck and a patient one at that, and I like it" approach.

Yakumo Smith
Gallente
Body Count Inc.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.07.18 10:33:00 - [12]
 

Nice one.

Waiting the 7 months makes the story all the sweeter.

Gavjack Bunk
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.07.18 10:39:00 - [13]
 

I'm so glad they force you to turn killmails txt files into a formatted web page and then into a jpg for me to see it. It's like a forward thinking progressive policy that has no drawbacks.

Amber Accelerando
Posted - 2010.07.18 12:05:00 - [14]
 

Yeah WTF Logit, you don't mention names in the post but you don't edit them outta the pics. I'm pretty sure the Boy wouldn't want a private mail he sent you made public especially in light of the fact that we all know who his Father is too now!

I mean yeah you waited six months or whatever 'coz he shot at you in a ninja salvage ship, great stuff, took down his Marauder -Grats.

Humiliated & named and Shamed his Son, not so Cool dude. You know what, you suck man.Rolling Eyes

ISK1machine
Posted - 2010.07.18 12:18:00 - [15]
 

Neuting and shooting PVE ships is so awesome.Nerds always think its hard to do even though a simple T2 PVP fitted drake can take more HPs than the Golem.
For those who wonder how come he waited for 7 months for a suicide kill.Well check his activity.Each time he goes out of that mission system he gets killed.Or most of the times he encounters a ship with a point on it..

CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
Posted - 2010.07.18 13:12:00 - [16]
 

I wish i could play EVE for 7 months in a row =(

Velocity Prime
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
Posted - 2010.07.18 13:28:00 - [17]
 

Nicely done, Logit. Hopefully that kid is ok. Wink


seany1212
The Scowling Men
Posted - 2010.07.18 15:05:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Amber Accelerando
Yeah WTF Logit, you don't mention names in the post but you don't edit them outta the pics. I'm pretty sure the Boy wouldn't want a private mail he sent you made public especially in light of the fact that we all know who his Father is too now!

I mean yeah you waited six months or whatever 'coz he shot at you in a ninja salvage ship, great stuff, took down his Marauder -Grats.

Humiliated & named and Shamed his Son, not so Cool dude. You know what, you suck man.Rolling Eyes


Go troll somewhere else, you cant mention names in the posts because its against the rules and they usually remove killboard links so he posted a picture. I agree naming the kid is kind of harsh but dont run your mouth off if you cant take the beating. Twisted Evil

ItsmeHcK1
Lucifer's Hammer
Burn Away
Posted - 2010.07.18 15:08:00 - [19]
 

I endorse this product and/or service.

Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
Posted - 2010.07.18 15:27:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: ItsmeHcK1
I endorse this product and/or service.


Aye.

/me makes a mental note never to **** off Logit Probit

Muad' Dib
Gallente
PWNED FACTOR HOLDINGS
Posted - 2010.07.18 15:52:00 - [21]
 

Awesome, you don't often see mission runner ganks in Heorah, and i was wondering what that was all about, didn't expect it to be this awesome. :)

Gisou
Posted - 2010.07.18 15:55:00 - [22]
 

Speaking as a compatriot of Bad Dad I can only express my profound admiration Logit. Good work. Dude needs to seriously re-evaluate his role in life. ugh

ShinjiKI
Gallente
The Priesthood
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2010.07.18 15:59:00 - [23]
 

nothing more dangerous than some evil whacko with patience :P

nice story Cool

Harrigan VonStudly
Original Sin.
Underworld Excavators
Posted - 2010.07.18 16:36:00 - [24]
 

Now that's a cool story. Thanks for sharing.

Patri Andari
Caldari
Thukker Tribe Antiquities Importer
Posted - 2010.07.18 17:00:00 - [25]
 

"Tonight we went to work on the Holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch"

Awesome Pulp Fiction reference! I loledRazz






Kazacy
Caldari
Silent Overwatch
S I L E N T.
Posted - 2010.07.18 17:23:00 - [26]
 

Nice story i enjoyed very much.

Deacon Palmer
Hulkageddon Orphanage
Posted - 2010.07.18 17:31:00 - [27]
 

Good story. Justice/Hate/Kill

All good stuff.

Bella Yar
Posted - 2010.07.18 18:39:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Pookie McPook
Originally by: Logit Probit
I'm sure you kill officer-fit golems all the time


Six of you suiciding the guy for having the temerity to get ****ed at you salvaging his wrecks? Leet strat.

Oh, and -1 for the use of the Caps Lock in the header.


u mad?

Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2010.07.18 18:50:00 - [29]
 

Posting in a Logit Probit thread.

The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.07.18 22:34:00 - [30]
 

Also posting in a Logit Probit thread.

Nice kill, and enteratining story.



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