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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2010.07.17 11:40:00 - [31]
 

Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Gladys Pank
Confirming Python Cartel are just my noob alts that I use from time to time for lulz.

A python 'official' will be in here shortly to confirm this.


As CEO of the great alt corporation, The Python Cartel, I do confirm this statement to be 100% true and free of any and all deceit.



I like to think of it as drawing faces on my left and right hands and then having a three-way conversation.

Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2010.07.17 11:46:00 - [32]
 

Originally by: Amanda Eidolo
Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Gladys Pank
Confirming Python Cartel are just my noob alts that I use from time to time for lulz.

A python 'official' will be in here shortly to confirm this.


As CEO of the great alt corporation, The Python Cartel, I do confirm this statement to be 100% true and free of any and all deceit.



I like to think of it as drawing faces on my left and right hands and then having a three-way conversation.


I thought I instructed you to use your breasts not your hands?

Jones Bones
Burning Napalm
Posted - 2010.07.17 11:52:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: Golden Helmet


If you think you guys think we're angry with you, go ask Ken Plante what we do when we're ACTUALLY angry with someone. Compared to what we did to him and his corp, our trolling Bane is a friendly slap on the backLaughing



Bragging about going after someone via out of game methods. This is game. Stop taking it so srsly.

Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2010.07.17 11:52:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: Gladys Pank
Originally by: Amanda Eidolo
Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Gladys Pank
Confirming Python Cartel are just my noob alts that I use from time to time for lulz.

A python 'official' will be in here shortly to confirm this.


As CEO of the great alt corporation, The Python Cartel, I do confirm this statement to be 100% true and free of any and all deceit.



I like to think of it as drawing faces on my left and right hands and then having a three-way conversation.


I thought I instructed you to use your breasts not your hands?



I already drew badger faces on them and now the nipples look like their snouts Embarassed

Golden Helmet
Caldari
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2010.07.17 12:21:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: Jones Bones
Originally by: Golden Helmet


If you think you guys think we're angry with you, go ask Ken Plante what we do when we're ACTUALLY angry with someone. Compared to what we did to him and his corp, our trolling Bane is a friendly slap on the backLaughing



Bragging about going after someone via out of game methods. This is game. Stop taking it so srsly.

Actually, I was referring more to the in-game methods we used. Not one of our guys googling "Ken Plante" and finding his myspace, since apparently using your RL name for a character is a great ideaLaughing

That said, I did tell my guys to cool it on that particular front. We have plenty of fuel without needing to reference a myspace pageRazz

Spectre3353
Gallente
Heavy Risk...
Posted - 2010.07.17 14:02:00 - [36]
 

Originally by: Jones Bones
Originally by: Golden Helmet


If you think you guys think we're angry with you, go ask Ken Plante what we do when we're ACTUALLY angry with someone. Compared to what we did to him and his corp, our trolling Bane is a friendly slap on the backLaughing



Bragging about going after someone via out of game methods. This is game. Stop taking it so srsly.


Actually, you guys bring up that incident so much that I'm beginning to think you're obsessed with it and you talk about it 24/7. I just googled Jones Bones on Myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/jonesbonesbc

You have now been violated equally as badly as Kenny was when he spazzed out.


Jones Bones
Burning Napalm
Posted - 2010.07.17 14:41:00 - [37]
 

Edited by: Jones Bones on 17/07/2010 14:47:50
People still use Myspace Shocked

In all seriousness, your lack of effort in this Hulkageddon is saddening Sad There's somewhat minimal competition compared to HG3.

EDIT: 2........not 3........FAIL

Jones Bones
Burning Napalm
Posted - 2010.07.18 02:07:00 - [38]
 

Edited by: Jones Bones on 18/07/2010 02:20:48
Yo dawg, I heard you liked GFs.........so you self destructed your carrier and lost a BS/logi fleet to some recons.



NEVAR FORGET: 02:00:03 Notify Gallabella has initiated self-destruct of their Thanatos, it will explode in 120 seconds.

MirrorGod
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.07.18 02:08:00 - [39]
 

/***BREAKING NEWS***\

Python Cartel just lost a carrier in a deep safe to F.Agony --- LIKE A JACKASS! Very Happy

(It self-destructed but we're cool with it because it dropped +100m of fighters)


Golden Helmet
Caldari
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2010.07.18 04:11:00 - [40]
 

Confirming epic fail was indeed had. Just another day in PythonLaughing

(I wasn't there, I just heard about it afterwards. My palm is now glued and stapled to my face.)

MirrorGod
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.07.18 06:40:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: Golden Helmet
My palm is now glued and stapled to my face.


Haha I actually laughed out loud. Thanks for that Smile

Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
Posted - 2010.07.18 06:41:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: MirrorGod
/***BREAKING NEWS***\

Python Cartel just lost a carrier in a deep safe to F.Agony --- LIKE A JACKASS! Very Happy

(It self-destructed but we're cool with it because it dropped +100m of fighters)




Maybe you're unaware of what a normal day in Python is like. We had a mining op with an orca in Amamake 3-1 last Thursday. Didn't last long obviously, but I think you overestimate lemming intelligence.

And if incompetent smack-tards like ourselves are your stiffest competition (in your own back yard mind you), then you guys need some major help.

I'd say ask Ken Plante but he doesn't like to teach newbs for free.

Ikoras
Minmatar
Final Agony
B A N E
Posted - 2010.07.18 10:02:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Lars Lodar
Originally by: MirrorGod
/***BREAKING NEWS***\

Python Cartel just lost a carrier in a deep safe to F.Agony --- LIKE A JACKASS! Very Happy

(It self-destructed but we're cool with it because it dropped +100m of fighters)




Maybe you're unaware of what a normal day in Python is like. We had a mining op with an orca in Amamake 3-1 last Thursday. Didn't last long obviously, but I think you overestimate lemming intelligence.

And if incompetent smack-tards like ourselves are your stiffest competition (in your own back yard mind you), then you guys need some major help.

I'd say ask Ken Plante but he doesn't like to teach newbs for free.

We never said you were our stiffest competition( nor even a competition at all). You cumming to eve-o trying flex your e-peens did, ya you killed one of our ex-recruits and felt the need to post about it. we just had the opportunity to debunk it with little to no effort at all

Jones Bones
Burning Napalm
Posted - 2010.07.18 13:15:00 - [44]
 

I'm so glad you showed HONOR finally. Warping in that fleet to save your Rupture was HONORABLE.

Shame about that officer smartbomb though.

Muad' Dib
Gallente
PWNED FACTOR HOLDINGS
Posted - 2010.07.18 15:58:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Grunanca
So much for killing a guy who is on trial?

Geez, wish I could get so much joy and happiness out of this game!


I don't think Python cartel dudes knew he was on trial, i don't think it would have mattered and looking at his 'string' of losses, i kinda suspect how his trial will end. :)

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2010.07.18 17:22:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: Pajama Sam
Originally by: Isebelle
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
postin to say i enjoyed this thread



Apoctasy
Lethal Injection.
Hedonistic Imperative
Posted - 2010.07.18 18:25:00 - [47]
 

Originally by: Golden Helmet
Confirming epic fail was indeed had. Just another day in PythonLaughing



Are you guys stupid? oh wai-

iluvThecranberries
Posted - 2010.07.18 21:55:00 - [48]
 

F.Ag

+1 for pointing out how bad F.Ag and Bane are

Inertial
Did I just do that
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.07.18 22:07:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Jones Bones
Edited by: Jones Bones on 18/07/2010 02:20:48
Yo dawg, I heard you liked GFs.........so you self destructed your carrier and lost a BS/logi fleet to some recons.



NEVAR FORGET: 02:00:03 Notify Gallabella has initiated self-destruct of their Thanatos, it will explode in 120 seconds.


Believe me, thats not the worst stuff that has happened to Python.

Also ask Golden Helmet about POS password security, he is a expert.

Aestetica
Final Agony
B A N E
Posted - 2010.07.18 22:13:00 - [50]
 

Edited by: Aestetica on 18/07/2010 22:14:25
Originally by: Jones Bones

NEVAR FORGET: 02:00:03 Notify Gallabella has initiated self-destruct of their Thanatos, it will explode in 120 seconds.


Wait a minute... wasnt it these Jerks that made a thread about us a little while ago, qissing and moaning about us destroying our carrier wreck before they got to loot it (even though we had plenty of time to self destruct said carrier but chose not to)?

The plot thickens ... dun, dun, duuuuun.... (well, maybe it doesnt, i dont know) :)

Spectre3353
Gallente
Heavy Risk...
Posted - 2010.07.18 22:53:00 - [51]
 

Edited by: Spectre3353 on 18/07/2010 22:59:37
Originally by: Aestetica
Edited by: Aestetica on 18/07/2010 22:14:25
Originally by: Jones Bones

NEVAR FORGET: 02:00:03 Notify Gallabella has initiated self-destruct of their Thanatos, it will explode in 120 seconds.


Wait a minute... wasnt it these Jerks that made a thread about us a little while ago, qissing and moaning about us destroying our carrier wreck before they got to loot it (even though we had plenty of time to self destruct said carrier but chose not to)?

The plot thickens ... dun, dun, duuuuun.... (well, maybe it doesnt, i dont know) :)


The opinion of one Python ****** member does not necessarily represent the opinions of all ****** Cartel members or the corp itself.

P.S. I think it was Andrea Skye that complained. Make sure to smacktalk at him.

EDIT: Why is this **** italic? And why do these boards think the word r3t4rd is worth censoring?

Aestetica
Final Agony
B A N E
Posted - 2010.07.18 23:41:00 - [52]
 

Originally by: Spectre3353

EDIT: Why is this **** italic?


My kung-fu is strong Very Happy

Ikoras
Minmatar
Final Agony
B A N E
Posted - 2010.07.18 23:57:00 - [53]
 

Edited by: Ikoras on 18/07/2010 23:57:26
Originally by: Spectre3353


The opinion of one Python ****** member does not necessarily represent the opinions of all ****** Cartel members or the corp itself.

P.S. I think it was Andrea Skye that complained. Make sure to smacktalk at him.

EDIT: Why is this **** italic? And why do these boards think the word r3t4rd is worth censoring?

That's just like saying the actions of one of our trial members is his own and not our corp. But it isn't, his actions and fits were a direct reflection of our corp. He is now gone. and the words spoken by one of your corp members is the word of the corp. Like they told us when I was in the military, our actions are a direct representation of America. what ever we do doesn't speak against us alone but as a whole.

Spectre3353
Gallente
Heavy Risk...
Posted - 2010.07.19 00:58:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: Ikoras
Edited by: Ikoras on 18/07/2010 23:57:26
Originally by: Spectre3353


The opinion of one Python ****** member does not necessarily represent the opinions of all ****** Cartel members or the corp itself.

P.S. I think it was Andrea Skye that complained. Make sure to smacktalk at him.

EDIT: Why is this **** italic? And why do these boards think the word r3t4rd is worth censoring?

That's just like saying the actions of one of our trial members is his own and not our corp. But it isn't, his actions and fits were a direct reflection of our corp. He is now gone. and the words spoken by one of your corp members is the word of the corp. Like they told us when I was in the military, our actions are a direct representation of America. what ever we do doesn't speak against us alone but as a whole.


Uhhh... alright? I guess it's a good thing that Eve-online is a fake internet spaceship world and the Python Cartel isn't the most powerful nuclear capable nation in the world?

Weirdo.

King Rothgar
Autocannons Anonymous
Posted - 2010.07.19 03:43:00 - [55]
 

Congrats, you blobbed a few BC's belonging to some fail pirates (who love to blob). I took out a diemost with nothing but hornet II's earlier today but you don't see me bragging about it. BTW, agreeing to a 1v1 in a maelstrom with no web against a diemost probably isn't such a great idea. Especially if all you have on you for drones are ****ing hornet II's (don't ask). Yes, it took a while.Laughing

Nephilius
Caldari
Pillage and Plunder Salvage Co.
Posted - 2010.07.19 04:25:00 - [56]
 

Originally by: Amanda Eidolo
I like to think of it as drawing faces on my left and right hands and then having a three-way conversation.


Best thing said in this thread thus far. I lul'd.

Oh...and darn.

Zievarrenna
Posted - 2010.07.19 20:32:00 - [57]
 

Edited by: Zievarrenna on 19/07/2010 20:31:54
Originally by: Ikoras
Originally by: Lars Lodar
Originally by: MirrorGod
/***BREAKING NEWS***\

Python Cartel just lost a carrier in a deep safe to F.Agony --- LIKE A JACKASS! Very Happy

(It self-destructed but we're cool with it because it dropped +100m of fighters)


I'd say ask Ken Plante but he doesn't like to teach newbs for free.



I read that as "...he doesn't like to TOUCH newbs for free."

Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.07.19 22:03:00 - [58]
 

ex-heretic bros used to be hella chill

look at dis thread mirror n jones gettin all angry up in here

Jones Bones
Burning Napalm
Posted - 2010.07.19 22:17:00 - [59]
 

Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
ex-heretic bros used to be hella chill

look at dis thread mirror n jones gettin all angry up in here



I'm madly in love with you.

Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.07.19 23:03:00 - [60]
 

Heretics had class. B A N E do not.

Lady Lard was kicked shortly after the incident. He/She complained that she did not know how to do "nano" and that was the reason he/she was kicked. This brought humor to myself and my corpmates, and there was much giggling for all.


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