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Posted - 2010.06.28 15:41:00 - [1]
 

Quafe is everyone’s favorite drink. Citizens and capsuleers alike guzzle it by the liter every chance they get. “Lost Stars” gives us a behind-the-scenes look at a small sector of the company that makes the hit soft drink: the good, the bad, and the tasty.

"Lost Star” is a new EVE Chronicle written by CCP Jasonitas.

The Wicked1
Posted - 2010.06.28 15:47:00 - [2]
 

First Very Happy

Quafe FTW

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
Posted - 2010.06.28 15:47:00 - [3]
 

\o/ another nice read Smile

Alexeph Stoekai
Stoekai Corp
Posted - 2010.06.28 16:00:00 - [4]
 

Considering that Quafe is one of EVE's biggest buyers of industrial waste and garbage, I'd say this is a step up in ingredient quality.

Daggon BIgon
Amarr
Dako Ltd.
Posted - 2010.06.28 16:00:00 - [5]
 

Obligatory "is peeeople!" reference.

Abrazzar
Posted - 2010.06.28 16:16:00 - [6]
 

Every business worth a dime
has an expandable scapegoat
to blame for the crime.

Cool

Kenreikko Valitonen
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2010.06.28 16:20:00 - [7]
 

Great chron! Needs more Charleton Heston.

Arboreal Feline
The Scope
Posted - 2010.06.28 16:32:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Daggon BIgon
Obligatory "is peeeople!" reference.


Quafe+ is people!

CCP Jasonitas

Posted - 2010.06.28 16:39:00 - [9]
 

I heard that Quafe+ is delicious. I know I'd try it.

Youli Kepain
Scapegoats
Posted - 2010.06.28 16:45:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: CCP Jasonitas
I heard that Quafe+ is delicious. I know I'd try it.


Definately beats the meat popsicles i used to consume.

Baillif
AQUILA INC
Posted - 2010.06.28 16:50:00 - [11]
 

Failed Quafe+ slogans

Quafe+ Putting the people back into our product

Quafe+ mmmm meaty...

Quafe+ Now with meat popsicle flavor

Quafe+ Now with extra large meat chunks

Quafe+ Now with more protein than was originally intended

Quafe+ Drinks for people, from people!

Quafe+ Serving the masses!


Baneken
Gallente
The New Knighthood
Apocalypse Now.
Posted - 2010.06.28 17:52:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Baillif
Failed Quafe+ slogans

Quafe+ Putting the people back into our product

Quafe+ mmmm meaty...

Quafe+ Now with meat popsicle flavor

Quafe+ Now with extra large meat chunks

Quafe+ Now with more protein than was originally intended

Quafe+ Drinks for people, from people!

Quafe+ Serving the masses!




Quafe+ Nothing is missing
Quafe+ It's all about you!

Bagehi
Association of Commonwealth Enterprises
Posted - 2010.06.28 18:51:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Baneken
Originally by: Baillif
Failed Quafe+ slogans

Quafe+ Putting the people back into our product

Quafe+ mmmm meaty...

Quafe+ Now with meat popsicle flavor

Quafe+ Now with extra large meat chunks

Quafe+ Now with more protein than was originally intended

Quafe+ Drinks for people, from people!

Quafe+ Serving the masses!




Quafe+ Nothing is missing
Quafe+ It's all about you!



Quafe+ It's you!

Deviana Sevidon
Gallente
Panta-Rhei
Butterfly Effect Alliance
Posted - 2010.06.28 19:37:00 - [14]
 

Quafe+
From the People, for the People

Quote:

According to the ship’s security investigation, the stolen biomass was preserved with embalming liquids and DNA purifiers stolen from Lab C. Each preserved body maintained most of its structural integrity, and each body was formerly female. Most of the bodies contained some wounds and discoloration throughout the torso area, though the causes of these markings are unknown. Significant traces of Delviour’s DNA have been found on some of the bodies as well.



And the company is more worried about the bodies as stolen company property, then about the necrophilia.

Eamom Delviour

Jowen Datloran
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
Posted - 2010.06.28 19:43:00 - [15]
 

Quafe+, tastes like chicken.
Quafe+, from a former friend.
If you can't eat them, drink them. Quafe+.

CCP Jasonitas

Posted - 2010.06.28 20:22:00 - [16]
 

These slogans are all fantastic. You make me so proud. Very Happy

Maxsim Goratiev
Gallente
Imperial Tau Syndicate
POD-SQUAD
Posted - 2010.06.28 20:29:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Alexeph Stoekai
Considering that Quafe is one of EVE's biggest buyers of industrial waste and garbage, I'd say this is a step up in ingredient quality.

lolz
Quafe +, it comes from the heart
Quafe+, from the depth of one's sole.. Not, body.

Abrazzar
Posted - 2010.06.28 20:35:00 - [18]
 

Quafe+ The taste of Mankind
Quafe+ A human touch

Savasaan Todaro
Caldari
Black Lotus Heavy Industries
Ethereal Dawn
Posted - 2010.06.28 20:43:00 - [19]
 

Edited by: Savasaan Todaro on 21/08/2010 06:18:46
That was rather disturbing. Humans taste yummy... *Nightmares*

ugh

No more drinking Quafe for me. Don't wanna get addicted to human biomass and start necrofeeding.

Edit:

Quafe+ T-bagging in a can.
Quafe+ Rubbing it in, big time.

Kenreikko Valitonen
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2010.06.28 20:46:00 - [20]
 

Quafe+ Soon™

Graelyn
Amarr
Wolfsbrigade
Posted - 2010.06.28 21:02:00 - [21]
 

Nice chron.

Milo Caman
Gallente
Anshar Incorporated
Posted - 2010.06.28 21:08:00 - [22]
 

That's creeeepy.

rova T
Running with Knives
Posted - 2010.06.28 21:21:00 - [23]
 

Quafe+ We put a little bit of you in every drink

Sidrat Flush
Caldari
Eve Industrial Corp
Posted - 2010.06.28 22:38:00 - [24]
 

Soylent Greent is Quafe+

The increase in ingredient quality that someone commented on earlier is why it has the Plus sign.

Their next product should be called Quafe Max - zero biomass, zero taste.

Jonathan Mcarthur
Caldari
Stargazer Exploration Company
Sundiver Technology Diversified
Posted - 2010.06.28 22:49:00 - [25]
 

Doesn't surprise me at all that Yosif's son was having sex with corpses, to be honest. Mostly from the undeniable logic that Perime mother was probably molesting Perime, “irreconcilable differences” and freezer full of female bodies kind of gives it away. Nasty stuff.

Now on to the biomass being used for drink additives, doesn't seem that bad to be honest, being how animal fat and other synthesis are found in processed foods everyday such as animal fat, gelatin, blood ect... I think the problem is that it's coming from Humans, and that's canabalism even if your Blood Raider.

I wonder if they used human semen for drink addictives, that would make sense on some level.

Jorn Dwer
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2010.06.29 00:01:00 - [26]
 

Quafe+ like being kissed by an angel

KoffeeKup
Caldari
Gh0st Hunters
Sspectre
Posted - 2010.06.29 00:13:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: KoffeeKup on 29/06/2010 00:16:43
Edited by: KoffeeKup on 29/06/2010 00:16:02
Hmmmm... i always wonder why human flesh is so tantalizing.... i think it must taste like ham.
Reminds me of the Futarama episode where they explain where slerm comes from. Good Chroncile.
Anyway, few more wonderful slogans for Quafe, you sick Gallente bastards you!

Quafe+, You'll die to be apart of it!
Quafe+, Don't worry orphans! Your parents can be apart of you forever! If you can afford our drink that is.
Quafe+, Putting the 'CAN' back in CANNIBALISM!
Quafe+, I see dead people.... In my Quafe!
Quafe+, Putting the FUN back in FUNERAL!
Quafe+, We make eating dead people easy.
Quafe+, Revive the dead!

P.S. I'm drinking Quafe right now.

Enosxike
Posted - 2010.06.29 00:32:00 - [28]
 

Complexxxxxxxx!

Terranid Meester
Tactical Assault and Recon Unit
Posted - 2010.06.29 00:33:00 - [29]
 

My morgue is not affiliated with the Quafe corporation in any way at all. Everyone needs a resting place ;)

Dex Kivuli
Caldari
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
Posted - 2010.06.29 00:33:00 - [30]
 

Yet another reason to drink Starsi. Tastes like revenge!

Actually... That probably means it's made from Gallente biomass.


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