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Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.06.28 15:03:00 - [1]
 

Ladies, gentlemen, members of the press.. I will make this quick so we can all get home to our loved ones.

On June 23rd of this year, the Minmatar Republic Military Skool forcibly took control of the Standards and Practices (IEEE). We have watched, along with the rest of you over the last 12 months, the continued failings in its goal to bring the Imperial Commonwealth to 'justice' and could no longer stand by and let this travesty continue.

We conducted the operation over night, and possibly due to the incompetence of my predecessor, went largely unnoticed.

This morning our investigations in to the remaining members of the IEEE determined that they are no longer actively continuing their investigations, so we had them removed from the organization.

After reviewing the case notes of the Imperial Commonwealth we have determined that it is clear this organization breaches none of the defined standards and practices as laid down in the IEEEs charter. We can therefor only assume that the IEEE has been deliberately withholding this information as to enact some sort of vendetta against the Imperial Commonwealth.

We are currently in the process of seizing all of the IEEEs assets which will be assessed and sold off to the highest bidder. Eventually it is our hope that the Imperial Commonwealth recovers from this persecution and prospers.

I will of course update you all if any further developments happen. Thankyou for your time.

Sol Mahon
Caldari
State Protectorate
Posted - 2010.06.28 15:27:00 - [2]
 

Zedrik cayne IS the IEEE and he left to join Sin, what does anyone care that you ressurect it to beat a dead horse?

Perhaps you can tell me what IEEE stands for though?

Barakkus
Posted - 2010.06.28 15:51:00 - [3]
 

R/L:

Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers

Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
Posted - 2010.06.28 16:03:00 - [4]
 

Impressive. Somewhere, in a far away system, a phoenix rises from the ashes, takes to the skies and cries out his typical victory call for all in local to hear;
Joe Phoenix > WFT LOL FILANNY
Joe Phoenix > *WTF LOL FINALLY

Sol Mahon
Caldari
State Protectorate
Posted - 2010.06.28 16:10:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Barakkus
R/L:

Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers



I see, completely unrelated then :p

Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
Posted - 2010.06.28 16:53:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Ran Khanon
Impressive. Somewhere, in a far away system, a phoenix rises from the ashes, takes to the skies and cries out his typical victory call for all in local to hear;
Joe Phoenix > WFT LOL FILANNY
Joe Phoenix > *WTF LOL FINALLY


I LOL'ed. Hard.

Creepy Goat
Collateral.
Posted - 2010.06.28 16:56:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Ran Khanon
Impressive. Somewhere, in a far away system, a phoenix rises from the ashes, takes to the skies and cries out his typical victory call for all in local to hear;
Joe Phoenix > WFT LOL FILANNY
Joe Phoenix > *WTF LOL FINALLY


My stomach hurts Laughing

captain foivos
Posted - 2010.06.28 17:02:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Sol Mahon
Zedrik cayne IS Lana Torrin, what does anyone care that you shifted your alts around to beat a dead horse?

Perhaps you can tell me what IEEE stands for though?


Fixed.

Sol Mahon
Caldari
State Protectorate
Posted - 2010.06.28 17:16:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: captain foivos
Originally by: Sol Mahon
Zedrik cayne IS Lana Torrin, what does anyone care that you shifted your alts around to beat a dead horse?

Perhaps you can tell me what IEEE stands for though?


Fixed.


Well done, your wit clearly matches that of the average reality TV show contestant.

Dopekitten
Native Freshfood
Posted - 2010.06.28 18:38:00 - [10]
 

You spelled school wrong.

And also, as a honest and kind member of the press, I feel it is my duty to inform you that my editor has deemed this story (and I quote), "...too boring...and unfit for even a smut magazine..."

Paknac Queltel
Baden's Army
Posted - 2010.06.29 05:44:00 - [11]
 

No, Ms. Torrin, you can't fire me. I QUIT!

And I want my coffee mug back.

w1lds1n3
Bronze Legion
Posted - 2010.06.29 06:40:00 - [12]
 

No.

The'Best Hellfury
Incura
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.06.29 06:53:00 - [13]
 

I CALL ****SHIT.

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.06.29 07:59:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: The'Best Hellfury
I CALL ****SHIT.


You can call it what you want. The corp wallet has been emptied, the members have been booted, the hangers have been looted and zeds tears are just starting to roll in.

There is obviously more to the story than this, which will be forthcoming once it has completed. (FYI, Zed deserves it, more news at 11)

SolusLunes
Caldari
2plus2isfive
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2010.06.29 08:02:00 - [15]
 

Lana, have I told you today that you're my hero?

Dracoknight
Posted - 2010.06.29 08:02:00 - [16]
 

Seems like Lana have reached a new low...
what else is new?

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.06.29 08:10:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Dracoknight
Seems like Lana have reached a new low...
what else is new?


I'm sorry if you felt attached to your previous employer. Some of the works done were quite good, but unfortunately this does not make up for the horrible treatment of the IC and other affiliated corps.

If it helps any I am not planing on disbanding the IEEE at this moment in time.

Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2010.06.29 08:25:00 - [18]
 

Edited by: Gladys Pank on 29/06/2010 08:25:47
Lana. Can I have my 250m I donated for good causes returned?

EDIT:

Depending on what comes to light this could be the first time you have actually proven any of your claimed antics. I've had a hard time believing you in the past Wink

Bai ZongTong
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.06.29 08:51:00 - [19]
 

not rly C&P worthy coz ur just doing internal transfers between your chars, lana.

Poo Ka'hontas
Amarr
Posted - 2010.06.29 12:39:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Poo Ka''hontas on 29/06/2010 12:41:22
So now you are starting a new topic about you "stealing" your alt's corporation, booting your alt's.. and also discussing/arguing and hassle yourself with your alts within the same post..? Shocked

One could wonder why Lana and here 1000 alts is not on medication (in RL).

Epic Laughing

EDIT: I should have read all the post befoer i made this one.. i c Mr gay-with-dong already mentioned this.. Embarassed

Mel Lifera
Gallente
Ambrye Logistics Ltd.
Posted - 2010.06.29 16:15:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: The'Best Hellfury
I CALL ****SHIT.


You can call it what you want. The corp wallet has been emptied, the members have been booted, the hangers have been looted and zeds tears are just starting to roll in.




Lemme get this straight; Zedrik leaves Corp CEO spot and goes to another Corp, thus leaving behind and giving up access to all Corp assets (wallet, hangars, etc). A week later, you become new CEO, loot hangars and wallet, and want us to think this is somehow 'stealing' from Zedrik-who-already-gave-up-access-to-that-stuff?

Paknac Queltel
Baden's Army
Posted - 2010.06.29 17:12:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
...the hangers have been looted...
When did the IEEE get hangars? Confused

Bai ZongTong
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.06.29 18:53:00 - [23]
 

from HIA observations, a great sum of 9,000isk was in the wallet before Lana took over.

Barakkus
Posted - 2010.06.29 22:32:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Mel Lifera
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: The'Best Hellfury
I CALL ****SHIT.


You can call it what you want. The corp wallet has been emptied, the members have been booted, the hangers have been looted and zeds tears are just starting to roll in.




Lemme get this straight; Zedrik leaves Corp CEO spot and goes to another Corp, thus leaving behind and giving up access to all Corp assets (wallet, hangars, etc). A week later, you become new CEO, loot hangars and wallet, and want us to think this is somehow 'stealing' from Zedrik-who-already-gave-up-access-to-that-stuff?


More like, the IEEE had stuff?

Zeta Zhul
Caldari
Preemptive Paranoia
Posted - 2010.06.29 22:47:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Ran Khanon
Impressive. Somewhere, in a far away system, a phoenix rises from the ashes, takes to the skies and cries out his typical victory call for all in local to hear;
Joe Phoenix > WFT LOL FILANNY
Joe Phoenix > *WTF LOL FINALLY


*cough*

I think I laughed hard enough to cough up a lung. Very Happy

Paknac Queltel
Baden's Army
Posted - 2010.06.29 22:55:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Barakkus
More like, the IEEE had stuff?
It does now. Lana still hasn't returned my coffee mug.

JitaBum
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2010.06.29 23:06:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Ran Khanon
Impressive. Somewhere, in a far away system, a phoenix rises from the ashes, takes to the skies and cries out his typical victory call for all in local to hear;
Joe Phoenix > WFT LOL FILANNY
Joe Phoenix > *WTF LOL FINALLY

OMG this is genius

Sergiiy Kortos
J5 Industries
Posted - 2010.06.29 23:28:00 - [28]
 

lana is a ******.


 

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