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Zaboth Garadath
Ore Extraction Corporation
Posted - 2010.06.21 06:32:00 - [1]

I'm curious as to what people have managed to kill solo.

My most expensive kill:
Posting killboard is prohibited.Applebabe

Funniest Kill:
Posting killboard is prohibited.Applebabe

(The Dramiel though he could take a can from me, when I had already locked him up, with 2 webs, a scram, and 4 heavy neuts ready to activate. Very Happy

Any of you guys got good kills to share?

Marlona Sky
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.06.21 06:48:00 - [2]

Most Expensive Kill
Posting killboard is prohibited.Applebabe

Funniest Kill
Posting killboard is prohibited.Applebabe

Posted - 2010.06.21 07:35:00 - [3]

no kill mail but it was a fun "almost kill"

a few mates and I had infiltrated a corp and were leaking com intel straight into our own coms. One of the war targets undocked in a really badly tanked Rattlesnake at the time. (back when they were blaster/missiles)

He kept saying on their com's "Oh man, they're too afraid to shoot at me. Oh man this is funny, they're too scared"

Our fleet commander ordered guns free, we all volleyed him half into armor.

Needless to say his will was broken and he left their corp the next day.

Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2010.06.21 07:44:00 - [4]

Edited by: Batolemaeus on 21/06/2010 07:53:21
This thread is now about the most idiotic forum rule.

Also, my most favourite kill was engaging a gang of Vaga/Stiletto (i think) and Gurnsie in his Phantasm..dualboxing Guardians. Crashed during the fight, killed Gurnsie while frantically trying to relog, nearly killed the ceptor once i got back in, looted the Phantasm and flew home.

My most expensive..come to think of it, i never killed anything expensive. Sad

Jack Dant
Posted - 2010.06.21 07:51:00 - [5]

Originally by: Batolemaeus
This thread is now about the most idiotic forum rule.

Which rule? None of the official forum rules mentions killmails that I can see. Some subforums, such as C+P and CAOD have specific rules about killmails, but General Discussion does not.

Dark Solar Empire
Posted - 2010.06.21 08:17:00 - [6]

Edited by: Xiozor on 21/06/2010 08:17:55
Back in the Nano days, 5 newbies in tech 1 frigates run across a Raven and a Vagabond in a high-sec belt. We drop a can, the Vagabond comes and picks it up. We all put a web on him, no going anywhere fast as they were 90% each back in the day and start to tear into him. Not fit to withstand damage he is going down pretty hard.

Possibly in reply to his corp-mates anguish the Raven pilot shoots one of us and gets himself concorded with the Vagabond going down not long after.

First time I have ever seen high-sec griefers not have something offensive of chestbeaty to say after a fight. KM for the Vagabond can be found as the first kill gotten by the character "Sautari"

Legion of The Damned.
Posted - 2010.06.21 10:37:00 - [7]

Yeah once I killed a Titan with an Ibis but because of forum rules you will have to take my word for it. Rolling Eyes

DTson Gauur
Nulli Tertius
Posted - 2010.06.21 11:00:00 - [8]

Most expensive kill: Deadspace fitted navy raven who was idiotic enough to undock into a waiting gang while in WAR. Dropped about 3bil worth of shinies :)

Funniest kill: 100% Civilian mod fitted mega leeroying into our gatecamp and yelling "YAAARRRR!" into local :D We had to quit the camp after that kill because ppl were laughing so hard we couldn't concentrate on anything at all :P

Cozmik R5
Dock 94
Posted - 2010.06.21 12:56:00 - [9]

AFK fail-fit Chimera ratting away killed by nothing but T1-fit jihad ships; two of those were Cynabals but their pilots were crazy that way Smile

I'd post the link if I could. Yes, the killboard rule is stupid.

Recreation Of The World
Posted - 2010.06.21 14:44:00 - [10]

WTF cant you post killboard o.O why did they make a mechanic ingame for it and dont follow you to post them.. considering all the other **** thats allowed this is utterly fail..

Jhagiti Tyran
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2010.06.21 15:07:00 - [11]

My three most expensive kills where a Titan, Aeon, and a ridiculously pimped CNR. They where sort of amusing because the Titan was a station camping Leviathan and it was unusual because there was less than 40 people involved in the kill and this was post Dominion so it had the huge EHP and focused super-weapon.

The Aeon was killed by a huge blob but it was funny because it was a triaged pos medic with no tank and fitted with a rack of capitol remote reps and all the mids and lows with cap mods.

The CNR came through a low sec pipe I was living in at the time and I chased him in my Onyx and tackled it and started shouting in intel and other channels for help as I couldn't even dent his shields, in a huge example of herp derp he started slowboating away from the gate instead of reproaching and aggressed I followed him easily tanking sentries and his cruise missiles until some backup arrived but he still was not going down until we had several BS with nuets fitted. It took about 15 mins to kill him and he was over 150km from the gate, when we checked his loot he had CN invuls and a 5b isk shield booster as well as other faction and mid end deadspace mods. We offered him a ransom of 500m when we couldnt kill it at first and he refused, he also lost his pod with a HG crystal set plugged in.

Andrea Griffin
Posted - 2010.06.21 15:15:00 - [12]

My funniest kill happened in null sec. I had a newbie character at the time and not a lot of skill points, so taking on the cruiser and battleship rats at the time was not a good way for me to make money. So I ran L1 missions in a Kestrel of Doom.

Well, one day, while undocking from my mission station, I saw on my overview a Velator. And, it wasn't blue! Great, time for my very first kill! Mission fit Kestrel - didn't even have a scram but I thought maybe I could do enough damage in time...

...and I did! When the ship exploded, I looked for the pod. It never appeared. And then I realized...

Local was empty. It had been the whole time. I had just blown up an unmanned ship. Not only that, but it was originally owned by a friendly alliance member. GO ME.


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