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Krollin
Minmatar
Bi'Atch Inc
Dark Solar Empire
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:00:00 - [151]
 

Originally by: meikokun
:O server is up!

Nah just kidding :D


Oh that is pure evil Laughing

Kro

Starlighart
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:00:00 - [152]
 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could
If a woodchuck could chuck wood!

or

How much pink ink would a pink mink drink,
If a pink Mink could drink Pink Ink?
A pink mink would drink all the Pink Ink
A pink mink could drink if a pink mink could drink pink ink.


Voreshem MalDoran
IT Alliance
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:00:00 - [153]
 

Put on your gas-masks, crank up that Icelandic Geothermal power, and start preheating the saunas... you're gonna need it.

Sama Weaver
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 - [154]
 

Originally by: TriadSte
Database > Fail

CCP > Fail

Tyrannis expansion tomorrow > Epic Fail






If you don't like it then I suggest maybe you should go play Runescape. If you're not accustomed to server maintenance routines by now then you just need to quit playing MMO's period.

Misunderstood Genius
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 - [155]
 

Edited by: Misunderstood Genius on 25/05/2010 13:02:27
Originally by: TriadSte
Edited by: TriadSte on 25/05/2010 12:51:29
Originally by: Serenity Green
CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.


See theres your problem your blind.

Yes Eve is a awesome game, WHEN it works.

CCP Do not SUCCESSFULLY Administer the game.

The OCCASIONAL glitch, Seriously.......occasionally? Are you real? Your having a giraffe.

Youve hit one nail on the head however, yes we do PAY to get f*cked around, sorry I meant to play the game...


So why are you still on the forums aka ingame, clever d*ck?
Pay and shut up or don't pay and frak around somewhere else.
Create a forum: www.wehateEVEandCCP.com
The bucks aren't meant to be the super-customer per months.

Just a moment. Eventually better and more constructive:
Go and make your own MMORPG and show us the secrets of perfectionism!
Show us how to deal with investors, concepts, designs, codes, codes, codes, hardware, employess, rooms, marketing, bugs, support, advertisement, ... without getting bankrupt.
Show it to us. We can't wait to read your business plan and when it comes to life in ... 3 years probably, with costs and no income?

JonasML
Stormlord Battleforce
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 - [156]
 

Originally by: Arline Kley
Quote:
Strike the first rune upon the engine's casing employing the chosen wrench. Its tip should be anointed with the oil of engineering using the proper incantation when the auspices are correct. Strike the second rune upon the engine's casing employing the arc-tip of the power-driver. If the second rune is not good, a third rune may be struck in like manner to the first. This is done according to the true ritual laid down by Scotti the Enginseer. A libation should be offered. If this sequence is properly observed the engines may be brought to full activation by depressing the large panel marked "ON".


Perhaps the Brotherhood of the Blessed Mechanicus should partake a Holy Scrutination upon the hallowed cogiators that poweer the Divine Galaxy?


You know, with the parrots and the hamsters and the lineup for someone's wife, I thought I saw it all.

Then there was this.

LMAO

Goahl Nach
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 - [157]
 

Well I look at it this way! They have brought the game this far! I would give them a round of applause for the work they have done! No one takes into account the programming that is in volved in creating the game, the expansions they have done, Incorperating new Ideas into the game. Sit back, relax, take a breather from the game! It will return!

shefupity
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 - [158]
 

CCP should calculate the amount of time lost by the players when the servers are offline and extend account activation with that time. 1 h every day + patches = less time for players to play . And i think all of us pay 30 days of game play but we have available 28 days. How about CCP make this updates and maintenance on their money not ours ?!!

Kaironos Alazar
Forward Thinking Industries
Universal Consortium
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 - [159]
 

Originally by: Claire Voyant
Originally by: Renna Hallison
Go figure and the day before patch... outlook not good for patch day. Well off to play civ3 for awhile.

I just found saltpeter. Time to kick some Iroquois butt!


Psh Civ IV all the way (Civ V soon). And yea I think after this expansion CCP should invest more in maintaining/upgrading servers. Oh and volcano insurance. I like all the recent stress tests though.

Temjaw
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 - [160]
 

I
LOVE
CCP
<3

Captain Paule
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 - [161]
 

Ich gehe solang boot fahren :-D

Georgiy Giggle
The Sith Syndicate
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:01:00 - [162]
 

Stop flooding.
EVE breaks not more then 2-3 times per year.
So better stop aggressing developers, and turn off your computers.
Better make something to eat, drink, or do something in your house.
If you are at work, so better DO YOUR WORK.

Eve breaks is not so often to open your mouthes and yell on each other! Evil or Very Mad

Killerb33
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 - [163]
 

It's UP again!!

tm vilex
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 - [164]
 

Money back!!!

Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
0ccupational Hazzard
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 - [165]
 

the ONLY day i get a good plex... ARGHRHGBHRHGH!

gf

Javajunky
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 - [166]
 

Originally by: CCP Navigator
Originally by: Javajunky
Since CCP is probably checking this thread periodically today. I couldn't find anything about tomorrow and downtime.

Does CCP plan on having an extended downtime to upgrade for Tyrannis?

I was out of town during my first experience of an EVE expansion and I wasn't sure there was someplace this is announced?

Thanks!


There is a news item on that very subject located here.


Thank you!

Oh by the way, to the rest of you mooks out there, 98% of you posters out there have absolutely zero database experience, programming or system management skills. To put it in perspective, 60 minutes = 0.0114% of the year. So letís all breath a little, stop the temper tantrums, go outside or maybe go do something nice for someone youíve been neglecting in your life because youíre playing the game too much.

neddy236
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 - [167]
 

just give us an ETA how long will take to be online??

Hroya
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 - [168]
 

EvE caters all

even those that could potentionally get upset when they cant connect.

Game looks perfect to me.


Ollodem
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 - [169]
 

Originally by: TriadSte
Edited by: TriadSte on 25/05/2010 12:51:29
Originally by: Serenity Green
CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.


See theres your problem your blind.

Yes Eve is a awesome game, WHEN it works.

CCP Do not SUCCESSFULLY Administer the game.

The OCCASIONAL glitch, Seriously.......occasionally? Are you real? Your having a giraffe.

Youve hit one nail on the head however, yes we do PAY to get f*cked around, sorry I meant to play the game...


Ever tried to play ANY other MMO that is more complex than spin the bottle? They are so much worse, Devs will normally not even care to write anything while gamebreaking bugs go rampage. Eve has the best damage control ever and by damage control i mean that they actually do control the damage and fix it, and inform us about their efforts.

Pheon Silver
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 - [170]
 

Originally by: Mr Cumblaster
Originally by: Pheon Silver



Lol So true, NAVIGATOR lemme run the Hamster Wheel's then, argh you should give us all 10 mil =) some of us need to farm to stay alive in EVE hehe Laughing


PS....don't do it man...you know what happens when you are in close proximity to something small and furry....it all goes FUBAR



Lamo ugh jommis is probably ahving a better time than us, yeh and that is true EPIC phail if were having problems with eve today imagine tomorrow EVE WILL BE DOWN FOR LIKE A WEEK =/ heheh, EPic phail, Oh i know lets all have a nerf war =)

Grunba
Amarr
The Cunning-Stunts Inc.
Infinite Conflux
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:02:00 - [171]
 

some ppl just need to calm down, im sure there on it. there are worse run games out there which i shouldnt need to mention

Viae
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:03:00 - [172]
 

I'm the only pilot in Jita at the moment.

I lie.

guska Cryotank
Gallente
Void Angels
C0NVICTED
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:03:00 - [173]
 

They're going through the logs, and finding all the SC's losses up north, and reimbursing them all, because CCP Engineering Alliance is an IT Pet

shenryyr
Strategic Syndicate
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:03:00 - [174]
 

humans must be pushed

they must go down the stairs

leath4xr
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:03:00 - [175]
 

hmm i think it might have been can full of exotic dancers that i 'accidentally' let slip into that wormhole >.>

richeal
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:03:00 - [176]
 

our skills better be on the clock!!!!

Lord's Servant
Amarr
Hard Rock Mining Co.
The Jagged Alliance
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:04:00 - [177]
 

o/ So I hear CCP needs moar programmers/engineers or w/e.....3 and a half moar years of college and Im coming to Georgia!!! :)

Also....just a thought...Id honestly pay to play on like....a Trinity or w/e server (w/e one that introduced rorquals, JFs, etc etc) that was bug free and lag free. Seriously. I would PAY to play a couple month/year old game that works awesomely. Eve is LIGHTYEARS ahead of its competition all the time, the only prob is that it is also LIGHTYEARS ahead of current server technology :P

Just make the game work the way it is. I honestly dont give a flying **** about this....I remember being a wkd noob back in RMR and wondering wtf this kali/revelations thing was and why we needed it :) I remember thinking the tier 2 bcs were cool, but that was it :P

-Lord's Servant

Kaze Hitori
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:04:00 - [178]
 

As about me, I'm crazy about CCP guy's they working better than two years ago! If someone telling me "They are doing nothing" just try to think by your small brain what is mean to keep this server on-line each day! Day by day...

Spinalonga
Caldari
Red Tiger Technology
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:04:00 - [179]
 

at least we haz no lag threads so long server is down

i lub KRISMIS

Jarmug
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:04:00 - [180]
 

Standard for CCP, well it's off to play jumpgate, it always worksSmile


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