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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 - [481]
 

nope its ****ed again

WeirdCulture
Gallente
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 - [482]
 

Originally by: Sinistru
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It's a complex task that 50 engineers need to do on CCP side...

Do CCP know what tha hell is ITIL? I think not! This is a Service that is PAY, not FREE! So, they need to comply the Service Level Agreement of 1 hour downtime, not 2+ hours.

regards!

Originally by: Ashelizabeth
How about CCP just giving us an update as to what's going on??????





Which SLA? You gotta a SLA with CCP? Ever read the EULA?

Natalie Caladan
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 - [483]
 

Oh well I'm at work and the skillqueue has like 4 days left ... what are you people so upset about?










(Of course it MUST be fixed in 3 hours)



Ripperljohn
Caldari
Ore Mongers
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 - [484]
 

*yawn*

never realized how boring my job is till now.

free coffee!

Caid Skyfire
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 - [485]
 

fast forward two hours, you're all playing EVE again. All the crackheads suddenly stop *****ing. It's like nothing ever happened. For all of you who overreacted, way to go, all your stupid *****ing made you look like a spazz.

It's not like CCP didn't expect this. So, your spazzing out helped to change nothing, only to entertain the guys at CCP who're probably like "wow... haha, look at this ******! He's really ****ed lmao"

Smooth.

-Caid.

444

TaTiK
Gallente
University of Caille
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 - [486]
 

its not today solemn cause in Iceland?
Idea

BioMass213
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 - [487]
 

If anyone knows where I'm at, could you please give me a clue. I'm kind of lost ATM. Just a chat board, and no spacey stuff to look at.

meikokun
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 - [488]
 

Originally by: Diaishi Akye
Originally by: Dances WithWolves
I guess the SC need longer than 30 minutes to evac from the north. Wink


Game was Canceled Due to Volcanic Ash LaughingShocked


The EvE servers are located in london, dont think that would happen :)

SirHarryPierce
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 - [489]
 

Lets play some openttd. It takes some time...

UkantBee Sirius
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 - [490]
 

If you want a dynamic universe to play in then expect dynamic errors to occur. I do get a kick out of all the wiseass comments from people who wouldn't know the first thing about making EVE work or how to fix it if something went wrong. Like chimps puzzling over a Blackberry. Now pipe down and pass me a bannana.Razz

Graic
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 - [491]
 

Originally by: Frenzerelly
Have you guys thought about reimbursing your customers if missed play time?
In before EULA copy/pasta!

Face it. It is what is it is.

I can tell you that this seems to happen when one of the following happens:

a) when you have just settled down with all the kids in bed and nothing to do
b) your training queue is nearly done
c) a mission is running out of time
d) you just paid the sub

CCP seem to go through these phases where things become crappier and crappier / upgrade / massive cluster**** - followed by incremental improvement until we go through the cycle again.

Once you're paying for all your accounts with PLEX you won't care any more. ;)

Cerebric
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:40:00 - [492]
 

lol....that was fun
start-up failed
who rekons that was just a ploy to keep everyone amused?

Gareth10
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 - [493]
 

CCP ran out of Cookies, therefore the Cream could not enter the system, Ducttape was camping the gate and Doomsday ensued as the Cookies returned, only to find Crispy Cheese floating in space

nemoraider
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 - [494]
 

heres a concept that might hurt most of your little capsulized brains....

Please step away of your computer
\|/
__________()___
_/_________()_\__
| OO|!!!!!| P |!!!!|OO l
[|||||}***********{|||||]
And Drop your Mouse

open your bloody front door to your house and see the sunshine while you have the chance your life is gonna go right past you the GAME IS NOT GOING BLOODY ANYWHERE!!!!

Pocaran
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 - [495]
 

何だろうね。。
外国人はいつもおかしいかな。。
本当にレラクッスしてください
もうすぐゲームができるでしょう!!

Cheyennes
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 - [496]
 

Originally by: Precurseur
Originally by: Tizona
can't believe nobody has suggested the obvious solutions.

to the whiners: go burn one.

to the database engineers: order more beer and go burn one.



I disagree, we need to take a UK political stance to this issue;

Have some politicians (or devs in this case) make an official statement
Have some senior devs criticise the junior devs who made the statement
Flail around and panic a lot
Have the CEO (aka Prime Minister) vouch there will be a public enquiry and justice will be done
Hold public enquiry two years later, at great expense
Exonerate all those involved
Smile and wave at the cameras

Job done.


I would like to add: Give Sara Ferguson 1/2 million pounds and she'll get Andrew to play the game for you.

supreme viper
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 - [497]
 

Originally by: Renna Hallison
Go figure and the day before patch... outlook not good for patch day. Well off to play civ3 for awhile.


Im a noob and just wanted to know how big is patch and how long will the server be down

Stasheddy
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 - [498]
 

Oh nooos! I'm out of boosters Shocked

Syndiaan
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 - [499]
 

Why dont yall stop going crazy over this and go pick up a book or something, damn.

EXTERMINATOR 17
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 - [500]
 

Nag...Nag...Nag.......

Cpt Pewpew
DEATH'S LEGION
Mayhem.
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:41:00 - [501]
 

OMG THERE IS A GOD!!!! HE BROUGHT EVE BACK TO LIFE

DarkenedCell
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 - [502]
 

Edited by: DarkenedCell on 25/05/2010 13:42:37
Oh well **** happens, why not releasing Tyrannis one day earlyer? :D

Also: Why does these kinds of things happen when I mined more then 2 Asteroid belts? :p

Draconious Blue
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 - [503]
 

Np this is CCP's way of giving back by letting us do RL stuff - time to stain the deck... :P

sratow nagh
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 - [504]
 

Please: DON'T SHOW STARTING UP if you do not mean it. That **** me off!!!

Cheers

Pheon Silver
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 - [505]
 

Im IN WOOOT

asdfadfadsf
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 - [506]
 

Yeah it`s working

Croox
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 - [507]
 

Originally by: killerkeano
Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47
You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.

A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.

yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.

As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.

no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.

do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER


^^ this sais it all, i must agree 100% with Keano on this one. Please CCP, listen to you your players and do whats best for the game.

-Croox-

Furb Killer
Gallente
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 - [508]
 

Originally by: Frenzerelly
I've been with EVE for less then a month, and twice now you guys don't have your act together. I am not very convinced if I should keep playing this game. If it is true you guys run with MS SQL, then go figure, and consider Oracle. Also you guys should build a client for LINUX, am am sure you be doing much better. Stop feeding into MS monopoly!

Have you guys thought about reimbursing your customers if missed play time?

Very disappointing!

When i joined eve the server crashed about 4 times per day (was around 2.8 years ago, they really had it ****ed up then), went over though.

And CCP had a linux client, no one used it since pretty much no one who games uses linux. And eve runs under wine afaik, so it is a waste of time making a seperate linux client.

stiflerDK
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 - [509]
 

Originally by: killerkeano
Edited by: killerkeano on 25/05/2010 12:47:47
You guys really take the joke sometimes. this isn't really a suprise. and it will only get worse.

A 5 year old child would be able to tell that the current server is poor in terms of performance, last night for example the entire region of detorid was unplayable in. for no reason whatsoever. Fleet fights are impossible due to lag, there a still mny bugs in the game.

yet here you are adding planets and more strain on the already struggling server. I know you have a graphics team with salaries and noting to do, sack them, get more engineers to fix the damn thing you have now first.

As for dust, again more aditions to the game it doesn't need, if we wanted to play a fps game we'd go play COD or halo. which will dominate this market and DUST will be a flop. stop being greedy CCP think about current players instead of trying more and more ways to bring in new players. you send me 4 emails every month asking why 4 of my accounts have not been renewed, and all these offers. They will stay cancelled until you provide a stable and playable server for large alliances living in 0.0.

no one i know in the game gives a toss about planets and are only concerned with having a better performing server. Listen to your players for once instead of the guy in accounts going, well we got all these graphics designers and we need more subsciptions.

do us all a favour delay this crap expansion and fix the terrible laggy performance of the current server before ADDING MORE STRAIN ON AN ALREADY STRUGGLING SERVER


THISRolling Eyes


Tarithell
Rim Collection RC
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 - [510]
 

Originally by: meikokun
Originally by: Diaishi Akye
Originally by: Dances WithWolves
I guess the SC need longer than 30 minutes to evac from the north. Wink


Game was Canceled Due to Volcanic Ash LaughingShocked


The EvE servers are located in london, dont think that would happen :)


Fella that ash is all over europe in London too Shocked


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