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Neugeniko
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [271]
 

Originally by: TriadSte
Database > Fail

CCP > Fail

Tyrannis expansion tomorrow > Epic Fail






Fanboi Laughing

Cpt Pewpew
DEATH'S LEGION
Mayhem.
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [272]
 

It was amazing! Eve wasn't working. I was forced to close my laptop. I
didn't know what to do. My life was stalled. I left the basement and awoke to a
new world. There was green grass, creatures that were able to fly in the air
without the use of a ship or warp drive. They made a 'peep peep' sound. I
viewed other humanoids (from a distance). I approached them (head down) and got a
quick look at them... so many of them.... girls, beautiful girls! There were
so many of them! I didn't know what to do... so I ran back into my
basement... and thank the gods, Eve was up and running again!
Thank the gods for Eve, Thank you CCP! Thank you all!

kingblade
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [273]
 

Stop whining you twitchy mo'fu's and go to tranquility: Startup in 1m 23s.Laughing

raawe
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [274]
 

we want new server!

Torquemada Credo
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [275]
 

Edited by: Torquemada Credo on 25/05/2010 13:19:13
Originally by: Torpedo catcher
Edited by: Torpedo catcher on 25/05/2010 13:14:18
Learn something useful at the mean time ;)

Youtube traffic advices video



Oh well servers down, might as well get Rickrolled.


Not rickrolled, congrats never thought Id think being rolled was the best that could have happened.

Seth DarkSide
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [276]
 

by the way, i think CCP guys must think about how to solve one problem, at least i think it's a problem.
i call it "the login problem" some corporations, or just group of friends make traps on low security/0.0 sectors. they just sit there in log off, and then when the target comes they all log in together and their ships automatically jumping to a specific location, so the big surprise comes to youYARRRR!!
i think that's not fair. think about it. i'm not crying about some of my losses. i love to be wasted to hell!Twisted Evil and to learn from my losses. but that's still not fair. it's just not fair cause there is no way to know somehow about coming danger.
thanks

Zander Rothus
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [277]
 

I love this thread!...the tears are HILARIOUS! While I am sure CCP is doing what it can to work out the bugs, I really hope they get some levity from the massive volumes of sadness in this thread. I did not realize there where THIS MANY people whose lives are entirely in the eve universe.

Originally by: TriadSte
Database > Fail
CCP > Fail
Tyrannis expansion tomorrow > Epic Fail



Paying monthly for a game that you are so quick to whine about > 'see above'

Lathlrilanq
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [278]
 

Originally by: ciaphas kane
Originally by: Chron Aldazaar
I find CCP's lack of technical knowledge disturbing. Neutral




nice!!!



CCP has plenty of technical knowledge they just choose to ignore it Shocked

danyalsun
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [279]
 

Edited by: danyalsun on 25/05/2010 13:16:25
This thread is pretty bloody entertaining at the moment. Your all a bunch of whingers.

On the same token, colour me worried when the database is munted before a major update...

Baka Lakadaka
Gallente
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [280]
 

If Eve is this bad (according to most of the posts here), I'm surprised any of you bother to play at all. Razz

SnIp3rKiLl3r
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [281]
 

very good idea i do believe we should at LEAST get a FREE 30day pilots licence due to BORDOM!!!!

SirRalph
Minmatar
U.K.R.A.I.N.E
SOLAR FLEET
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [282]
 

Originally by: Bad Princess
I just wonder how much longer CCP is going to insist on using MSSQL when it is obvious to a blind man that it is no longer a viable solution.

Sad
Yes I run Postgre SQL in my 486 and it had one day over five simultaneous users! I did install it by myself.

Yes, I am teh overlord of the internet and I do know everything, why hasn't CCP hired me yet to operate and build their cluster? I would do everything by myself, alone, because, I am teh overlord of the internet.


Javajunky
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [283]
 

Originally by: Consortium Agent
Hey CCP!

Ok, so I've asked this before and feel it necessary to ask this again... what part of 'failover' causes the Eve server to die? I'm serious. A failover is a smooth transition from one [clustered] SQL server to another - it's supposed to be seamless - it's supposed to prevent downtime - so why does CCP continue to express that a 'failover' is the cause for the problems with Eve's database? Please stop calling it a 'failover' and call it what it is: a 'fail'. Failover's keep servers running, not cause outages - see... there is a difference.

I've offered you guys my 16+ years of IT experience numerous times and offered to help move you away from the dreaded M$SQL to a more reliable, stable Oracle environment... and still nobody beating down my inbox to get me! What gives? roflmao. Not much more I can do but keep offering I suppose - so, CCP want me to come play fix fix with their database yet? :)

Aside from the database issues and the performance issues, and the endless bugs and glitches in the UI, and the severe fleet lag, and a host of exploits, and... well, aside from all of that... I enjoy Eve and am glad you guys are working hard on it. I wish you'd focus a little more on resolving issues like this - especially given the frequency with which they seem to occur (and they're causing data loss too lately! bah!)

Some of us *are* actually looking forward to Tyrannis and the new industrial aspects - long overdue by most carebear standards. Unfortunate that the PvPers only get a facelift on the Scorpion lol - but after dozens of PvP-centric patches, they can bite our carebear butts :P


2 Problems - Orcale is too expensive overall and it's too costly to change the database. I work with a company that processes several billion $$ in micro-ticket (less than $100) in transactions annually using a SQL database backbone. It's not a MSSQL problem.

Zenst
Hall Of Flame
Chain of Chaos
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [284]
 

Originally by: Modahn Etch
Am I the only person that can log in?

THERE ARE OFFICER SPAWNS IN EVERY BELT!

I'M GONNA BE RICH!




Laughing

ciaphas kane
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:16:00 - [285]
 

seriously people...u all need to chill, its a freaking game.

Kaze Hitori
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:17:00 - [286]
 

Getting shrimps with a great souse plus unfiltered beer while guyes working :)
So... same wishes to you.

Last Rites
Eternal Frontier
Eternal Ascension
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:17:00 - [287]
 

What a PITA !!!!

Number 17
Caldari
COLD-Wing
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:17:00 - [288]
 

I think they tried to fix ROCKETS and the server collapsed.

OpaqueGhost
Solar Nexus.
OWN Alliance
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:17:00 - [289]
 

See I find this quite funny that the server is down and it being the day before the patch comes out. I am currently down range in Afghanistan with the United States Army and well we aren't blessed with internet at remote FOBS (fire operating bases) to be able to download such a large file as what tyrannis is going to be. I got online long enough today so that i can do some updates and send some eve mails to friends. Now i can't even do that. I only have 1 hour on this internet but guess that one hour is going to be used up because CCP has let us down preparing for this. Now if anyone should be upset it should be I. But you know what. In the 3 years i have been playing. This is nothing new. Now it is just time for me to wait till my R & R time to be able to download tyrannis then get back on here again.

oMunKo
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 - [290]
 

are we gonna get a free day added to our accounts for all this gaming time we are losing due to database issues and downtime for patches?

Caidos
Triffid Systems
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 - [291]
 

Tyrannis should have been this: http://cassandra.apache.org/

Fewer crashes + high availability > SimCity in Space

Rhivre
Caldari
TarNec
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 - [292]
 

At least it is always entertaining reading forum rage, you can even play sweepstakes on most commonly used phrases:

"(insert other MMO name here) NEVER has problems with downtime...EVER!"
"I have played X MMO for Y years, and their servers ALWAYS come up on time"

"WTF...I have been waiting for this server to come up....I demand a refund!"
"We need free days!"

"This happens every day....FFS sort out your database"

These are interchangeable on game forums, so if you hide the headers, you could be on any game forum, anywhere in the world, when they have server problems.

CCP havent even come close to the wierdest messups until they manage to lose Jita after a standard downtime.

Elvestra Flower
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 - [293]
 

HAHA best part of this high tech we are clulesss server.. is if you go tmad and wanted to quite your accoun t over the huge amounts of bugs expleoits and downtime, you cant till the server is back up =)

Give the gerbils on the wheels some more food, have the monkeys flip the switch and lets get this ball rolling!

Nuadi
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 - [294]
 

Originally by: TriadSte
Originally by: Misunderstood Genius
Edited by: Misunderstood Genius on 25/05/2010 13:02:27
Originally by: TriadSte
Edited by: TriadSte on 25/05/2010 12:51:29
Originally by: Serenity Green
CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.


See theres your problem your blind.

Yes Eve is a awesome game, WHEN it works.

CCP Do not SUCCESSFULLY Administer the game.

The OCCASIONAL glitch, Seriously.......occasionally? Are you real? Your having a giraffe.

Youve hit one nail on the head however, yes we do PAY to get f*cked around, sorry I meant to play the game...


So why are you still on the forums aka ingame, clever d*ck?
Pay and shut up or don't pay and frak around somewhere else.
Create a forum: www.wehateEVEandCCP.com
The bucks aren't meant to be the super-customer per months.

Just a moment. Eventually better and more constructive:
Go and make your own MMORPG and show us the secrets of perfectionism!
Show us how to deal with investors, concepts, designs, codes, codes, codes, hardware, employess, rooms, marketing, bugs, support, advertisement, ... without getting bankrupt.
Show it to us. We can't wait to read your business plan and when it comes to life in ... 3 years probably, with costs and no income?


Ok, right why dont you just shut it a bit and hear me out.

I signed up to PLAY eve, I didnt sign up to get messed around. Do I care how a MMORPG works? No I don't. The issue is I dont need to care. CCP made this game and I do enjoy it however for this to happen less than 24 hours before a major patch is utter FAIL.

Putting MORE content onto a FAIL database how STUPID is that??




Read the EULA before you click Accept.

Originally by: CCP
12.NO WARRANTIES
The Software, System, Game and all Game Content, and all other services and material provided in connection therewith, are provided "AS IS," with all faults, and without warranty of any kind. You assume all risk of use and all risk associated with accessing the System and playing the Game.

CCP disclaims all warranties, whether express or implied, including without limitation the warranties of merchantability, fitness for particular purpose and non-infringement. There is no warranty against interference with your enjoyment of the Game. CCP does not warrant that the operation of the System or your access to the System, or that your use of the Software, will be uninterrupted or error-free, nor that the System or Software will be compatible with your hardware and software.

While CCP attempts to have the System available at most times, CCP does not guarantee that the System will always be available, or that the System will not become unavailable during Game play. The System may become unavailable for a number of reasons, including without limitation during the performance of maintenance to the System, for the implementation of new software, for emergency situations and due to equipment or telecommunications failures.


The fact is: You accepted this.

If you no longer accept, there's a section on what steps to take in cancelling your account (see section 6).

Garreth Vlox
Minmatar
Obsidian Inc.
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 - [295]
 

Originally by: TriadSte
Originally by: Misunderstood Genius
Edited by: Misunderstood Genius on 25/05/2010 13:02:27
Originally by: TriadSte
Edited by: TriadSte on 25/05/2010 12:51:29
Originally by: Serenity Green
CCP is doing a fantastic job, all things considered, and EVE is an awesome game that YOU continue to play despite these unforeseen problems. Once you've developed, tested, and deployed any kind of massive-multiplayer game and hosted tens of thousands of players per day, released numerous expansions and successfully administered the game for several years with absolutely no problems, THEN you can call CCP fail. Until that day, pay your monthly fee, play the game, and endure the occasional glitches in the maintenance process. End of discussion.


See theres your problem your blind.

Yes Eve is a awesome game, WHEN it works.

CCP Do not SUCCESSFULLY Administer the game.

The OCCASIONAL glitch, Seriously.......occasionally? Are you real? Your having a giraffe.

Youve hit one nail on the head however, yes we do PAY to get f*cked around, sorry I meant to play the game...


So why are you still on the forums aka ingame, clever d*ck?
Pay and shut up or don't pay and frak around somewhere else.
Create a forum: www.wehateEVEandCCP.com
The bucks aren't meant to be the super-customer per months.

Just a moment. Eventually better and more constructive:
Go and make your own MMORPG and show us the secrets of perfectionism!
Show us how to deal with investors, concepts, designs, codes, codes, codes, hardware, employess, rooms, marketing, bugs, support, advertisement, ... without getting bankrupt.
Show it to us. We can't wait to read your business plan and when it comes to life in ... 3 years probably, with costs and no income?


Ok, right why dont you just shut it a bit and hear me out.

I signed up to PLAY eve, I didnt sign up to get messed around. Do I care how a MMORPG works? No I don't. The issue is I dont need to care. CCP made this game and I do enjoy it however for this to happen less than 24 hours before a major patch is utter FAIL.

Putting MORE content onto a FAIL database how STUPID is that??




hold on you mean to tell me that you actually expect CCP to fix all the broken **** in this game before adding more??? WHere have you been for the last 12+ months? Expasions are how CCP "fixes" things they simply write more code and hope that fixes the FAIL code they put in the game last time, and if it doesnt oh well, what do they care? they dont pay to play this game. And the other guys idea would work wonders, if CCP had to credit ppl's account for each server ****up and extanded FAIL DT there would be about an hour of extended DT a year period. its amazing how fast things get fixed/ignored if its effecting CCP's wallet

tarken dolt
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 - [296]
 

Originally by: Torpedo catcher
Edited by: Torpedo catcher on 25/05/2010 13:14:18
Learn something useful at the mean time ;)

Youtube traffic advices video


That's what there doing in the CCP server room.

Moraru
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 - [297]
 

lmao im reading for 10 minutes and the ppl post so much i cant reach the end of the topic lol.

TurkeyShoot
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 - [298]
 

Watch all parts and you will crack up. Frustrated women FTL!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMoGj9QtZts&feature=related

TaTiK
Gallente
University of Caille
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:18:00 - [299]
 

:idea:]
I am surprised also, and thought which we not coincidentally in 21 century liveQuestion
Twisted Evil

Sinistru
Posted - 2010.05.25 13:19:00 - [300]
 

Why the need to restart the server everyday? I never understand why?

Reindex of the Database?
Database Defrag?

Someone know why that?

Regards!


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