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Salivan Harddin
Gallente
Divine Power.
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.05.16 18:11:00 - [1]
 

Update from the north.

In order to rescue his capital fleet, SerMolle pressed the red button, plummeting the entire north into chaos, and possibly the rest of the cluster.

We are trying to estimate damages, but the Molle hurricane is thought to obliterate many minutes of gaming. Entire nodes have been left player-less. Hamster damages are estimated in the tens of thousands of dollars!

The brave reporters of the north will keep you posted as updates roll in

Mang0o
Caldari
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.05.16 18:15:00 - [2]
 

Rolling Eyes

KEL'YA
Minmatar
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Posted - 2010.05.16 18:17:00 - [3]
 

cant ya at least keep HED alive :).

o and \\o//\\o//\\o//\\o// wave for the one who crashed eve this time

Luciolla
Amarr
S0utherN Comfort
Imperial 0rder
Posted - 2010.05.16 18:25:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Salivan Harddin
Update from the north.

In order to rescue his capital fleet, SerMolle pressed the red button, plummeting the entire north into chaos, and possibly the rest of the cluster.

We are trying to estimate damages, but the Molle hurricane is thought to obliterate many minutes of gaming. Entire nodes have been left player-less. Hamster damages are estimated in the tens of thousands of dollars!

The brave reporters of the north will keep you posted as updates roll in


Shut up, Go Away

Orkasm
Minmatar
The Remnant Legion.
The Remnant Legion
Posted - 2010.05.16 18:25:00 - [5]
 

Never Stop Poasting.

This is the quality we expect from WI Pilots.

Salivan Harddin
Gallente
Divine Power.
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.05.16 18:26:00 - [6]
 

Server is restarting, mass log in is expected, CCP organizers caution players to log in an orderly fashion.

As we speak, countdown resets. Some blame CCP judge for confusing the buttons on the stopper. Frustrated SC and NC pilots are waiting for the coming log in battle!

Verys
Caldari
I Heart Chaos
Posted - 2010.05.16 18:26:00 - [7]
 

SC once again logs in all industrial alts and crams all pilots available into one system to intentionally crash a node... oh wait...

Lexia Stone
Minmatar
Soul Snatchers
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
Posted - 2010.05.16 18:29:00 - [8]
 

I'm dying to know how many of those SC carriers are gonna magically reappear in C3N, or how many pos are no longer in reinforcement when server comes back up.


Salivan Harddin
Gallente
Divine Power.
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.05.16 18:31:00 - [9]
 

As we keep you updated, both Vuk Lau and SerMolle have been officially warned by the CCP Olympic committee for being out of order.

Both the NC and SC 100 log in dash teams may lose final points due to their managers' behavior.

Salivan Harddin
Gallente
Divine Power.
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.05.16 18:37:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Salivan Harddin on 16/05/2010 18:38:49
And the dash is going already, I am back in system, let us see for how long.

Still waiting to see the log in results, but big favoritism to NC is reported.

SerMolle foiled again!

Edit: Roll back has been spotted by NC miners, is this a new ploy to steal victory from NC hands! Death to all asteroids!!!

Salivan Harddin
Gallente
Divine Power.
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.05.17 04:46:00 - [11]
 

*Fire crackling cheerily in the fireplace, bookcases all around, Persian rogue with a red armchair on top*

Citizens of New Eden, I would like to talk to you about a new politician, one that fulfills his promises.
SerMolle in his campaign, promised nodes will crash. Since then he has crashed several well documented nodes.
SerMolle, a politician that keeps his promises.
Remember, a vote for SerMolle is a vote for a safer, bluer universe.

Vote for SerMolle for universal president today!





*Paid by the IT party election fund
**The presenter is NOT a doctor

Verys
Caldari
I Heart Chaos
Posted - 2010.05.17 10:14:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Salivan Harddin
*Fire crackling cheerily in the fireplace, bookcases all around, Persian rogue with a red armchair on top*

Citizens of New Eden, I would like to talk to you about a new politician, one that fulfills his promises.
SerMolle in his campaign, promised nodes will crash. Since then he has crashed several well documented nodes.
SerMolle, a politician that keeps his promises.
Remember, a vote for SerMolle is a vote for a safer, bluer universe.

Vote for SerMolle for universal president today!





*Paid by the IT party election fund
**The presenter is NOT a doctor


Ya know the more you post the funnier it gets!

PS: I lied

Estios
Minmatar
Destructive Influence
IT Alliance
Posted - 2010.05.17 11:15:00 - [13]
 

wtf is a sermolle?

Czeris
Caldari
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.05.17 12:00:00 - [14]
 


Kikki Di'je
Minmatar
Lay Low
Posted - 2010.05.17 13:10:00 - [15]
 

If you don't find this at least slightly amusing, you have something wrong with you. Or you are just trying to save face - which doesn't work.

Malur Fy'Lap
Caldari
Solar Nexus.
-Mostly Harmless-
Posted - 2010.05.17 14:43:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Verys
SC once again logs in all industrial alts and crams all pilots available into one system to intentionally crash a node... oh wait...


Wait so you actually believe the NC did that? You're more desparate than I thought

Verys
Caldari
I Heart Chaos
Posted - 2010.05.17 20:20:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Malur Fy'Lap
Originally by: Verys
SC once again logs in all industrial alts and crams all pilots available into one system to intentionally crash a node... oh wait...


Wait so you actually believe the NC did that? You're more desparate than I thought


So those hulk's on scan were there for a reason? Too combat the over-abundance of veldspar?

Otherwise it might just be my imagination and I will get myself checked out asap.

BRB Doctor.

Bud Johnson
Caldari
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
Posted - 2010.05.17 21:19:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Luciolla

Shut up, Go Away


>IRC

0/10

Meno Theaetetus
Gallente
Wildly Inappropriate
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.05.18 13:06:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Verys
Originally by: Malur Fy'Lap
Originally by: Verys
SC once again logs in all industrial alts and crams all pilots available into one system to intentionally crash a node... oh wait...


Wait so you actually believe the NC did that? You're more desparate than I thought


So those hulk's on scan were there for a reason? Too combat the over-abundance of veldspar?

Otherwise it might just be my imagination and I will get myself checked out asap.

BRB Doctor.


As much as I want this terrible terrible thread to go away, I can't help but provide you with some kind of idiocy intervention. People dualbox, triplebox, etc, alts in fleet fights, I was on with a bs and a carrier. Why would someone undock in a hulk, if they just wanted to lag the system out they could just sit there risk free in a pod. Sometimes I don't know whats more amazing, the propaganda itself, or how easily people lap it up. ugh




Ace Frehley
Minmatar
Mercenaries of Andosia
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.05.18 13:45:00 - [20]
 

wh is Ser Molle?

Verys
Caldari
I Heart Chaos
Posted - 2010.05.18 15:40:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Meno Theaetetus

As much as I want this terrible terrible thread to go away, I can't help but provide you with some kind of idiocy intervention. People dualbox, triplebox, etc, alts in fleet fights, I was on with a bs and a carrier. Why would someone undock in a hulk, if they just wanted to lag the system out they could just sit there risk free in a pod. Sometimes I don't know whats more amazing, the propaganda itself, or how easily people lap it up. ugh



Ah so my directional scanner must have been lying to me riiiight. Rolling Eyes

I don't care about propaganda or am I routing for one side, I'm just there for the fights.

Prissa
Amarr
The Unknown Bar and Pub
Posted - 2010.05.18 15:56:00 - [22]
 

How can we fight back when you undock your mining barges?

"One hand on their junk and the other pounding their keyboard throwing Hulk after Hulk at us every day."

Meno Theaetetus
Gallente
Wildly Inappropriate
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.05.18 19:15:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Verys
Originally by: Meno Theaetetus

As much as I want this terrible terrible thread to go away, I can't help but provide you with some kind of idiocy intervention. People dualbox, triplebox, etc, alts in fleet fights, I was on with a bs and a carrier. Why would someone undock in a hulk, if they just wanted to lag the system out they could just sit there risk free in a pod. Sometimes I don't know whats more amazing, the propaganda itself, or how easily people lap it up. ugh



Ah so my directional scanner must have been lying to me riiiight. Rolling Eyes

I don't care about propaganda or am I routing for one side, I'm just there for the fights.


So, pray do tell, in a system with over 1000 people in it, how many of these 'battle hulks' did you have on scan?


Kastera
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2010.05.18 19:22:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Luciolla
Originally by: Salivan Harddin
Update from the north.

In order to rescue his capital fleet, SerMolle pressed the red button, plummeting the entire north into chaos, and possibly the rest of the cluster.

We are trying to estimate damages, but the Molle hurricane is thought to obliterate many minutes of gaming. Entire nodes have been left player-less. Hamster damages are estimated in the tens of thousands of dollars!

The brave reporters of the north will keep you posted as updates roll in


Shut up, Go Away


Yes, because the opinion of IRC is heavily valued by everyone

Verys
Caldari
I Heart Chaos
Posted - 2010.05.18 20:30:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Meno Theaetetus


So, pray do tell, in a system with over 1000 people in it, how many of these 'battle hulks' did you have on scan?




At least a good 30 from my position seeing as the system is about 50 au-ish it could be more of these "battle badgers". Also the best way to create lag comes from the masterminds residing in jita which doesn't even require undocking, market queries!

Now all those industrial alts and thats not the point but cramming over 1000 members of your coalition into one system does tend to make a difference...

Revisal
Amarr
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.05.18 20:59:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Verys
Originally by: Meno Theaetetus


So, pray do tell, in a system with over 1000 people in it, how many of these 'battle hulks' did you have on scan?




At least a good 30 from my position seeing as the system is about 50 au-ish it could be more of these "battle badgers". Also the best way to create lag comes from the masterminds residing in jita which doesn't even require undocking, market queries!

Now all those industrial alts and thats not the point but cramming over 1000 members of your coalition into one system does tend to make a difference...


qqqqqqqqqqqqqq

No really, cry more plz.

Jimmi Bones
Minmatar
Red Federation
Posted - 2010.05.18 21:02:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Verys
Originally by: Meno Theaetetus


So, pray do tell, in a system with over 1000 people in it, how many of these 'battle hulks' did you have on scan?




At least a good 30 from my position seeing as the system is about 50 au-ish it could be more of these "battle badgers". Also the best way to create lag comes from the masterminds residing in jita which doesn't even require undocking, market queries!

Now all those industrial alts and thats not the point but cramming over 1000 members of your coalition into one system does tend to make a difference...


You got blobbed from someone with more motivation to defend their assets than you had to attack it. Deal with it and stop being a big babby

Verys
Caldari
I Heart Chaos
Posted - 2010.05.18 22:00:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Revisal

qqqqqqqqqqqqqq

No really, cry more plz.



Me crying, no. I just made a remark and then some people were very butthurt about it, I'll offer them a free class in internet sarcasm later on.

Originally by: Jimmi Bones

You got blobbed from someone with more motivation to defend their assets than you had to attack it. Deal with it and stop being a big babby



Oh I'm sorry you mistook me for someone who cares, I was just there for the fights.

Babby

Revisal
Amarr
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.05.18 22:13:00 - [29]
 

u sad bro?


 

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