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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
RONA Directorate
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:07:00 - [271]
 

Things to do during down time by OH.

1. Spend time with the family
2. It's friday go out to the bar with friends and have a few drinks
3. Spend time with the family
4. you know go get laid or something, just make sure you are properly rigged and have a good tank on.
5. read a book, i hear the new eve novel is good.
6. whine on the fourms.
7. spend time with the family, teach your kids something new.
8. Iron man 2 is out, go see it.
9. Ask Cat for some good cooking recipes
10. Watch the new season of Red vs blue
11. Turn off the computer and get sunlight.

Zae'm Liss
Void Angels
Nulli Tertius
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:07:00 - [272]
 

Originally by: Elesentra
Originally by: Zae'm Liss


Well the point is moot.. Even the Brits have adopted UTC and only the older generations still refer to it as GMT.

and P.S., I highly doubt that calculating the time from atomic clocks would take more than a few milliseconds... Unless the Brits are doing the calculations with their mechanical computers that is... :D

I'm only teasing you ;)


Actually - we set our clocks using the EVE cluster - which is why right now the whole country is stuck in a hung parliament waiting to move forwards ;)


HAHAHA! awesome :)

LunarGlow
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:07:00 - [273]
 

I am going to buy a pack of skittles. Sort them by color then eat them by color/size order.

AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

Marcus Vorenius
Caldari
Task Force 42
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:08:00 - [274]
 

Originally by: DavidValentine
M'eh, at the end of the day if any of you guys think y'all can do better and make an MMO of this size and keep it running perfectly. Lets see it! Laughing

I would like to know the following three things:
1) You've said it's a database issue CCP, what exactly is wrong with it?
2) Why do dogs have wet noses?
3) What caused it to start happening?


I'm not CCp, but i'll take a stab at it:
re 1) it's probably a Microsoft SQL server (no more info needed)
re 2) because they can
re 3) see 1) above

Peraxx
Ministry of War
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:09:00 - [275]
 

In fact, I'm going to be giving a free ticket to my lottery for the best sexual alternative: Eve edition.

Post your entries here!

/advertisment plug,

DonSandertje
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:10:00 - [276]
 

Good thing i'm still at work and are having a birthdayparty tonight.
So at least I've got something to do.

Offcourse I know some other things to do, but I won't mention them, because they'll get censored.....


Sheltonious
Caldari
Kool KidZ
League of Space Friends
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:10:00 - [277]
 

Edited by: Sheltonious on 07/05/2010 16:13:59
Edited by: Sheltonious on 07/05/2010 16:13:33
Earlier reports of a hamster revolt at CCP have been confirmed. After the revolt the hamsters in question began to sing and dance. Here is the footage live from the scene:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3894301868978665655#

Yuda Mann
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:10:00 - [278]
 

Originally by: Sissy Fuzz
Originally by: Yuda Mann

If I was irrelevant you wouldn't have responded. You have given me all the value and worth I could ever desire.


F5 much? Nah, because I am more irrelevant than you.


We need to hook up and consummate this thread.

Elesentra
Gallente
Pawnstars INC
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:10:00 - [279]
 

Edited by: Elesentra on 07/05/2010 16:15:42
Originally by: Peraxx
This thread is now about sexual Eve 'alternatives' you can use in the bedroom. Go!


"Darling, your age is showing. You need to fit some hardeners to your Iteron"


Edit: Fixed bad grammar (MY age is showing too ;)

Karock24
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:10:00 - [280]
 

Oh hooray, It's like a ****ing WoW patch day. Good job at failing as always CCP.

Darth Vogel
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:11:00 - [281]
 

In true CCP fashion they underestimate the fault and instead of posting a realistic time of resolution we are lied to repeatedly.

Thanks CCP

Psychotic Maniac
Caldari
Head Shrinkers
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:11:00 - [282]
 

Originally by: LunarGlow
I am going to buy a pack of skittles. Sort them by color then eat them by color/size order.

AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
rainbow skittles no doubt. cause this is really g*y.

Sissy Fuzz
Amarr
Sissy Fuzz Communications
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:12:00 - [283]
 

Originally by: Amfander
Originally by: Sissy Fuzz
Originally by: Yuda Mann
Things on my list to do:
1. Cry. A lot. Because I have the mentality of a child.
2. Threaten to cancel my accounts
3. Remind people that no they cant have my stuff because #2 is an empty threat.
4. Express my inability to understand the nature of computers and networks.
5. Demand a refund for time lost pro-rated to the nearest 10th of a second.
6. Ignore comments that point out specific parts of the EULA
7. Log on to my other accounts and repeat

Yes, It's a repost but I think I'm that funny and you should too. Vote for CCP Navigator for CSM.

Listen, why don't you STFU Yuda Mann. Fact is, that the EVE Online game product has serious stability issues and has had so now for almost 4 months. Go play with yourself irrellevant little person.

And... Hi!



speaking of irrellevant

Oh, I didn't see your little post. Your spelling is all wrong. It is "i-r-r-e-l-e-v-a-n-t" with just one l.
Glad to help.

Marcus Vorenius
Caldari
Task Force 42
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:14:00 - [284]
 

Originally by: Darth Vogel
In true CCP fashion they underestimate the fault and instead of posting a realistic time of resolution we are lied to repeatedly.

Thanks CCP

under-estimating the faults in Microsoft SQL Server is a great under-estimation

Sanguis Fluibant
Amarr
The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:14:00 - [285]
 

Originally by: Sissy Fuzz
Originally by: Amfander
Originally by: Sissy Fuzz
Originally by: Yuda Mann
Things on my list to do:
1. Cry. A lot. Because I have the mentality of a child.
2. Threaten to cancel my accounts
3. Remind people that no they cant have my stuff because #2 is an empty threat.
4. Express my inability to understand the nature of computers and networks.
5. Demand a refund for time lost pro-rated to the nearest 10th of a second.
6. Ignore comments that point out specific parts of the EULA
7. Log on to my other accounts and repeat

Yes, It's a repost but I think I'm that funny and you should too. Vote for CCP Navigator for CSM.

Listen, why don't you STFU Yuda Mann. Fact is, that the EVE Online game product has serious stability issues and has had so now for almost 4 months. Go play with yourself irrellevant little person.

And... Hi!



speaking of irrellevant

Oh, I didn't see your little post. Your spelling is all wrong. It is "i-r-r-e-l-e-v-a-n-t" with just one l.
Glad to help.



you are so rubbish i dont even know where to begin

please dont ever post again

Musical Fist
Gallente
NAP Coalition
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:14:00 - [286]
 

Originally by: Obsidian Hawk


1. Spend time with the family - So glad I dont live near them
2. It's friday go out to the bar with friends and have a few drinks - Dont drink and people dont enjoy green the way I do
3. Spend time with the family - NO!
4. you know go get laid or something, just make sure you are properly rigged and have a good tank on. - Everyone thinks I am dead and all my *****s think I use them for sex only and now screen me :(
5. read a book, i hear the new eve novel is good. - LINK!!
6. whine on the fourms. - I am too much up CCPs arse to complain :)
7. spend time with the family, teach your kids something new. - My family are religious, like mega OTT Catholic, stopped talking to them 9 years ago, last I heard they are part of some anti illuminati campaign :facepalm:
8. Iron man 2 is out, go see it. - FAIL
9. Ask Cat for some good cooking recipes - I think he is banned, havent seen in post today
10. Watch the new season of Red vs blue - LINK!!
11. Turn off the computer and get sunlight. - Vit D is NOT troll friendly


Greymoon Avatar
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:15:00 - [287]
 

The message now says DT extended to 18:00Rolling Eyes

Tai pei
Serenity Prime
Cascade Probable
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:16:00 - [288]
 

18:30 i'm having laughs followimg this thread :p

Palata Phasma
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:17:00 - [289]
 

I was the cause of this. I had the day off and online games hate me.

W Monger
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:17:00 - [290]
 

Am I the only one that thinks they do a little more than just a simple server reboot? I took a 6 month rest and activated again about 3 weeks ago. I see things haven't changed much. More QA, less not telling the truth.

Jugger Takashi
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:18:00 - [291]
 

Im amazed at the fact that they have to fix something that wasnt broke before they broke the daily fixup of things that might break.

*facepalm*

Cyxopyc
Navy of Xoc
The Remnant Legion
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:18:00 - [292]
 

CCP,

Thank you for the skill queue. Everyone who had a skill train end during this unexpected extended downtime thanks you.

Please spend more time improving/fixing EVE and less on adding new features/content.

Cyxopyc

Caladar E'drevius
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:18:00 - [293]
 

I am totally cool with downtime, especially if they are fixing some critical errors that might have hurt more to ignore or to just put a bandaid on.

Don't half do it CCP! Take all the time you need to fix it right. No Minmatar-style repair jobs plz.

It would also be nice to get some new updates on exactly what has gone wrong.

Traspace
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:19:00 - [294]
 

Originally by: W Monger
Am I the only one that thinks they do a little more than just a simple server reboot? I took a 6 month rest and activated again about 3 weeks ago. I see things haven't changed much. More QA, less not telling the truth.


I don't think I've seen an unscheduled downtime in a month or two. So you just have bad timing.

TestingBuddy
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:19:00 - [295]
 

Have a beer on my account while you brush the volcano ashes off your racks, CCP.

554812
Rionnag Alba
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:19:00 - [296]
 

Although it would be nice to have a reliable time, everyone complaining about the "lies" is just silly, play somthing else, read a book(even this is more interesting than checking a servers status every half hour), go outside the weather in scotland is SUNNY, which must mean the rest of the world is having even better weather..

oh and... its Friday!




Dagny Bronstein
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:19:00 - [297]
 

Originally by: Namira Sable
I just wanted to let you all know that I'm currently having a 2200man fleet fight on pencil and paper and experiencing no lag. CCP you fixed it! Shocked

dice overload^^

Gravemind GER
Caldari
Fnord Works
The Initiative.
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:20:00 - [298]
 

Edited by: Gravemind GER on 07/05/2010 16:19:59
SPY'S SAPPIN' MAH TRANQUILITY!



Kandarus
Minmatar
Lyonesse.
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:20:00 - [299]
 

Try Compact and Repair ... Wink

Teibor
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:20:00 - [300]
 

Originally by: Cyxopyc
CCP,

Thank you for the skill queue. Everyone who had a skill train end during this unexpected extended downtime thanks you.

Please spend more time improving/fixing EVE and less on adding new features/content.

Cyxopyc


and those whose skill queue completed during this DT will probably lynch you from the nearest tree. Razz


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