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masternerdguy
Gallente
Meerkat Maner
Posted - 2010.03.15 02:40:00 - [1]
 

Kills

Basically, the gallente have proved they don't want to pvp, so we brought it to them, and they still failed epically.

First, we killed a maller who foolishly engaged outside a station thinking we'd bring a fair fight: http://caldari.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6039504

Next, We killed a thorax who foolishly engaged on a gate: http://caldari.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6039509

Then, to keep it goin, we went into their high sec and ganked a drake: http://caldari.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6039519

Then, while waiting for their emoragefleet, we killed a FAIL ishtar: http://caldari.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6039612

Then we waited 20 min on villore gate for em to grow a pair, and they didnt, so we jumped in and got another drake: http://caldari.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6039664

Then, we decided to get an ishkur who though he was safe cuz he had a buddy in villore: http://caldari.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6039675

Losses:

We lost a crow, rifter, and merlin who were tacklers in the raids.

Summary
Lol, you guys can't even form an emogragefleet when were raidin ur hi sec. I'll give you a cake full of razor blades....go be emo againYARRRR!!

Akuma Tsukai
Amarr
Posted - 2010.03.15 03:22:00 - [2]
 

lol,faildary strike back. i'd love to comment more but this postis so utter fail i dont have need to Laughing
P.S. He considers 0.5 lolcamp as hi sec raid *dies from laughter*...

Darkside 34
Gallente
The Maverick Navy
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2010.03.15 03:40:00 - [3]
 

We would come fight you, but we are scared ****less...




....that you will run away and we will have wasted our time.

Ba'Rumph
The Really Awesome Players
Posted - 2010.03.15 04:32:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: masternerdguy
BLAAAAAAAARGH


Seriously...

...seriously...
















































...stop posting.

Dr Deadbolt
Gallente
Posted - 2010.03.15 04:52:00 - [5]
 

WOW so many words for so few kills

are you new to the game ?

tried the help channel ?


Aerilis
Gallente
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2010.03.15 05:47:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Ba'Rumph
Originally by: masternerdguy
BLAAAAAAAARGH

Seriously...
...seriously...
...stop posting.


Are you kidding me? This is the best thread I've seen all week.
Keep up the good work!

TraininVain
Posted - 2010.03.15 07:29:00 - [7]
 

Where is the battle in this report? ugh

You do realise that engaging a cruiser with a BC gang isn't really a battle?

Nor is ganking strays that amble through the high-sec gate?

I mean shucks, we get battleships when we do the same but we don't make threads.

Was this before or after you hid from TotalNewbies mixed fleet in high-sec for hours? (really, I saw them camping, logged for an hour to watch the new prom video etc. and came back and they were still camping)?

The other day when you engaged our 22 man BC gang with two waves of 20 ships would make much better agit prop Razz

Bhramin
Shadows Of The Federation
ShadowWolves.net
Posted - 2010.03.15 08:43:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Bhramin on 15/03/2010 08:43:39
Ohhh you mean when our mostly BC fleet destroyed their mostly BS fleet even though they kept reshipping next door and comming back? http://gallente.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=6030459 ... yup that was fun, its a shame we dont like pew pewing...

Titus Io
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2010.03.15 09:07:00 - [9]
 

I barely ever post on these forums, I just like to read the threads and learn...

But I have to ask, why is this guy still posting? His posts are utter ****e and EVERYONE calls him out for them. You'd think he'd get the picture after a while.

Vincent Death
Inglorious-Basterds
Posted - 2010.03.15 09:50:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Vincent Death on 15/03/2010 09:50:28
Originally by: Bhramin
Edited by: Bhramin on 15/03/2010 08:43:39
Ohhh you mean when our mostly BC fleet destroyed their mostly BS fleet even though they kept reshipping next door and comming back? http://gallente.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=6030459 ... yup that was fun, its a shame we dont like pew pewing...


Yeah, we were totally destroyed, didn't hold the field for twenty minutes plus whilst we looted/salvaged all your wrecks and were forced to carebear for six months to replace the terrible losses inflicted on us.

Why someone from the Gallente militia feels the need to counter-chestbeat everytime MNG vomits another battle report onto Warfare&Tactics is beyond my understanding. He's trolling you badly and everytime he does one of you rises to the occasion and embarrasses us all further.

Just be like my chill brosefs in Quantum Cats Syndicate and laugh at him.

Marko Riva
Posted - 2010.03.15 12:23:00 - [11]
 

I think it's time to start infiltrating MDG's corp and feed intel to the enemy, I'm no fan of crap like that but his posting makes even *me* start to contemplate spying.

Bfoster
Appetite 4 Destruction
Posted - 2010.03.15 13:40:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Ba'Rumph
Originally by: masternerdguy
CRAP.. MORE CRAP.. STILL CRAP


Seriously...
...seriously...
...stop posting.


GavinGoodrich
Posted - 2010.03.15 22:00:00 - [13]
 

LaughingGod I love these threads.

GO NERDGUY!































Not really, but still funny as all heck Rolling Eyes

James Tritanius
Posted - 2010.03.16 01:32:00 - [14]
 

mng, you should post more, imo.

It triggers pretty creative insults.

Samuel Crowe
Posted - 2010.03.16 02:08:00 - [15]
 

This has to be someone in the Gallente or Minmatar militia trying to make the Caldari look like turds!


BacardiDesire
Perkone
Posted - 2010.03.16 08:45:00 - [16]
 

we could start a copyrighted series of jokes on this guy


Your masternerdguy is so fat...






also, posting a in gavin replied thread

Bhramin
Shadows Of The Federation
ShadowWolves.net
Posted - 2010.03.16 10:36:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Vincent Death
Edited by: Vincent Death on 15/03/2010 09:50:28
Originally by: Bhramin
Edited by: Bhramin on 15/03/2010 08:43:39
Ohhh you mean when our mostly BC fleet destroyed their mostly BS fleet even though they kept reshipping next door and comming back? http://gallente.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=6030459 ... yup that was fun, its a shame we dont like pew pewing...


Yeah, we were totally destroyed, didn't hold the field for twenty minutes plus whilst we looted/salvaged all your wrecks and were forced to carebear for six months to replace the terrible losses inflicted on us.

Why someone from the Gallente militia feels the need to counter-chestbeat everytime MNG vomits another battle report onto Warfare&Tactics is beyond my understanding. He's trolling you badly and everytime he does one of you rises to the occasion and embarrasses us all further.

Just be like my chill brosefs in Quantum Cats Syndicate and laugh at him.



You only held the field because you only fight us on your own highsec gate brother


Andreus LeHane
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Posted - 2010.03.16 11:30:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Vincent Death
He's trolling you


Perhaps you should read this.

inyreye
Sniggerdly
Posted - 2010.03.16 11:49:00 - [19]
 

ya guys we went on sick roam killed some ppl it was cool o ya ishtar u kno but then like we made a post about it in the forums cuz we are leet like that but u kno neutral broadsword popped no lossesEmbarassedIdeaTwisted EvilEvil or Very MadEmbarassed

btw im masternerdguy and im pretty cool c/d

Dante Fitzosborne
Posted - 2010.03.16 15:18:00 - [20]
 

Whenever I think of joining FW I read these threads and head back to null.

Vincent Death
Inglorious-Basterds
Posted - 2010.03.16 17:12:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Vincent Death on 16/03/2010 17:13:34
Originally by: Bhramin
You only held the field because you only fight us on your own highsec gate brother


Well done, you have correctly grasped the fact that camping the gate next door to the system where we keep all our ships isn't always a good idea.


Aerilis
Gallente
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2010.03.17 13:41:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Aerilis on 17/03/2010 13:41:29
Originally by: Vincent Death
Edited by: Vincent Death on 16/03/2010 17:13:34
Originally by: Bhramin
You only held the field because you only fight us on your own highsec gate brother


Well done, you have correctly grasped the fact that camping the gate next door to the system where we keep all our ships isn't always a good idea.



You're missing the point. Ofc a fight on YOUR high sec gate isn't the most optimal situation for us, but at this point we're desperate for any kind of action as all you squids have been doing for the past months is running tail between you legs even when you outnumber AND outship us.
Typical FW fleet op:
1. Intel comes in of squid fleet, bc/bs heavy.
2. Call goes out for X's, X's trickle in.
3. Knowing that if we wait any longer squid fleet will run, fleet moves out even though we're completely outnumbered in the hope that more X's will trickle in on the way.
4. Get one jump away from squid fleet, set up on the gate. FC warns us that we won't be able to win this fight, get ready to lose your ships.
5. Disbelief and shock when squid fleet turns around and high tails it back to Nourv.
6. Balls turn blue.
7. Chase squid fleet, catching a couple stragglers.
8. Go back to solo roaming/missioning

When this kind of cat and mouse game is all you can usually get, we're MORE than happy to engage your BS fleet in our BC fleet on your gate and lose 5 BS to your 19. Even when it was obvious we would ultimately lose the field, we stuck around for a few minutes trying to eek out as many precious kills as possible.
Seriously, why even take a fleet out?

I have to give credit where credit is due though. Some of the new FCs are pretty good, hidden snake etc. have been actually fighting, and even winning. Contrary to common belief, we're actually not invincible. You just gotta grow the balls to actually engage us.

Vincent Death
Inglorious-Basterds
Posted - 2010.03.17 15:29:00 - [23]
 

The problem is that while you know our fleet numbers, we very rarely know yours. So what looks to you like Caldari turning and running when we have vast numbers advantage is more us seeing the escalating numbers in several systems and deciding that getting cut off is not the best idea.

Weve also seen the Gallente ability to quickly ship up into pretty meaty RR BS gangs, which is another thing our FC's take into account. I can even remember when a "fair fight" was arranged and the Gallente fleet immediately shipped up to gank us. You've got a lot more capitals than we have and, though the situation has changed somewhat lately I'm pleased to say, you've shown a willingness to use them against fleets where capital response is a teensy weensy bit disproportionate.

And the whole time this is going on we have your spy alts chestbeating and otherwise being a pain in the arse on militia chat and we have you constantly getting guys into our fleets. And now you've plonked a Ragnarok in Tama.

Looking at it from our side of the fence, it would be a fairly silly FC who just goes hell bent for leather into your fleet, because we've been shown in the past that good fights are often far from what your FCs are after.

And yes, I know that you haven't actually done any of these things, I refer to the FDU in general.


 

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