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Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.03.19 00:09:00 - [31]
 

Still recruiting mature pilots of every race and every profession EVE has to offer.

Convo me or send evemail.

Thanks.


Joke Of The Day

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."LaughingLaughingLaughing

Alexei Bourkov
Caldari
Posted - 2010.03.19 19:37:00 - [32]
 

PVE & Miners Needed.


About to move into Another Wormhole.

Want to make SERIOUS ISK

Profit sharing and T1 ships supplied.

Why pound on Hi-sec rocks. Serious ISK is just an application away.

Great guys to hang with.

Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.03.20 00:33:00 - [33]
 

Edited by: Caldet''ore on 20/03/2010 00:33:15
Still recruiting !!!!!!!!! Very Happy

Convo me or evemail.

Thanks!


Joke of the Day

Brilliant Bank RobberRolling Eyes

Stephanie Martin: When you write about stupid criminals, the most common you ask yourself is this: Why don't you guys practice at home first?
You figure criminals have criminal friends, and that if a certain criminal had a job they were considering, they could at least run it by someone before running out and getting caught. But it's clear Stephanie Martin didn't practice her recent bank robbery attempt. If she had, she would have worked on her penmanship before the big day.

Martin walked into an Oregon bank recently and handed the teller a note. It read: "Need $300 or I'll kill you. I'm serious." Never mind the semantic issues -- the note doesn't actually instruct the teller to do anything -- the teller couldn't comply because she couldn't read Martin's handwriting. When she explained this to Martin, the aspiring robber was forced to retreat to a nearby table of bank slips and rewrite the note, giving the branch manager time to ring the silent alarm -- and giving tellers everywhere a new tool in the fight against bank robbery.

Martin was arrested at the scene.

BGSkyla
Posted - 2010.03.20 03:09:00 - [34]
 

Want to earn HUGE ISK !!!!!!

Come join a dedicated experienced corp who knows all about WORMHOLES.

We also are a proud member of a dedicated wormhole alliance.

We want you!!!!!

Don't waste your time with players who have little to no idea of how to squeeze out every last ISK out of that hole.

Get the money and have a laugh everyday with these guys.


Alexei Bourkov
Caldari
Posted - 2010.03.20 13:26:00 - [35]
 

Come join an EXPERIENCED band of mature brothers who will make you RICH. Very Happy

You'll make more money in a WH than you'll ever see in nullsec.


Contact Caldet'ore in game or evemail him.

These are a great bunch of guys.

BGSkyla
Posted - 2010.03.20 17:02:00 - [36]
 

Edited by: BGSkyla on 20/03/2010 17:03:42
Laugh a minute with these guys.

Looking for mature pilots who want a laugh a minute.

Make serious ISK in wormholes.


Dedicated Wormhole corp in a BRILLIANT Wormhole Alliance.


Come join the best wormholers in the game.

Miners, get your teeth into top ABC ore that you can't break down. It's safer than 0.0

PVE'ers, we'll teach you how to wipe out sleepers fast. MAX Profit!!!!!!


Convo or Evemail Caldet'ore

DIVINE INQUISITOR
Amarr
Pandemic Tribe
Posted - 2010.03.20 17:04:00 - [37]
 

Bump for great Allies!

Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.03.20 18:24:00 - [38]
 

Hey Thanks.Very Happy


We are currently recruiting all races any skill level. USA/EU/AU. We have pilots who are on in ALL timezones.

We do DO IT ALL !!!!!

Seriously if you want to know how to maximize your time for isk we will gladly show the way.

Most Important


Have a blast and relax. This is a great game. We are a mature corp and a proud member of a mature alliance.

Why stay in a group that has no direction and makes playing EVE a chore?

Check us out or our GREAT ALLIANCE

Convo me or send me an Evemail

Thanks

Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.03.20 23:49:00 - [39]
 

New Joke of the day. We are still recruiting mature pilots.

Join an experienced Wormhole corp in a very experienced wormhole alliance.

Feel free to convo me ingame or send me an evemail.

Thanks



Joke of the Day

Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

VeryUgly
Caldari
Instant Annihilation
Everto Rex Regis
Posted - 2010.03.21 01:44:00 - [40]
 

Ye daily bump....
Exclamation

BGSkyla
Posted - 2010.03.21 13:40:00 - [41]
 

Edited by: BGSkyla on 21/03/2010 13:40:37
I really enjoy the relaxed atmosphere with these guys.

Great to be part of an organization that doesn't care about what you can bring to the table.

Contact Caldet'ore, He'll hook you up. Very Happy

VeryUgly
Caldari
Instant Annihilation
Everto Rex Regis
Posted - 2010.03.21 16:38:00 - [42]
 

Daily bump for a professional set of guys.
Wink

Capt Leggo
The Scope
Posted - 2010.03.21 16:48:00 - [43]
 

Fun Bunch of pilots, very cool bunch I am a new member and have found a soft place to lay my pod Laughing

I'm a new toon also a fun lovin incredibly hansom adult beverage drinking redneck, what more could you ask for. Oh and guys who know their stuff, come join, relax and make some ISK'ies.

Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.03.21 19:08:00 - [44]
 

Thanks leggo.

We are still seeking mature pilots from any profession.

Look me up.

Thanks

DIVINE INQUISITOR
Amarr
Pandemic Tribe
Posted - 2010.03.21 19:34:00 - [45]
 

This is the corp for those people that are mature with good sense of humor! Great guys all around with wide range of expierience so always good to talk!Cool

Alexei Bourkov
Caldari
Posted - 2010.03.21 22:02:00 - [46]
 

Serious Isk with a very organized corp. Pleasure to be with these guys.

Check em out.


Contact Caldet'ore

Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.03.22 01:49:00 - [47]
 

We are still seeking mature pilots who want a laugh a minute.




Joke of the Day


Generous lawyer


A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Eriania
Old Bastards Club
Posted - 2010.03.22 17:41:00 - [48]
 

Where do I sign up? Been looking for a corp like this since I started playing Eve!

Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.03.22 21:05:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Eriania
Where do I sign up? Been looking for a corp like this since I started playing Eve!


Thanks for the kind post.

I'll contact you shortly in game.

Thanks.


We are still seeking pilots from all races and all occupations in EVE.

BGSkyla
Posted - 2010.03.23 00:29:00 - [50]
 

Great Corp

in a

Great Alliance

Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.03.23 02:11:00 - [51]
 

We are seeking pilots from all races and professions.

Convo me ingame or e-mail me.

Thanks





Joke Of the Day

0 to 200 in 6 seconds


Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really ****ed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

BGSkyla
Posted - 2010.03.23 21:15:00 - [52]
 

Back to the top.

Great atmosphere. We are growing everyday.

Come join in the fun.

Contact Caldet'ore

Alexei Bourkov
Caldari
Posted - 2010.03.23 23:35:00 - [53]
 

Very successful corp growing everyday. Very Happy

If you want to really enjoy your game with a close knit bunch of guys ........apply!



BGSkyla
Posted - 2010.03.24 22:51:00 - [54]
 

Join a VERY successful corp that is doing EVE the way it should be done Very Happy

Friendly atmosphere

Mature Pilots.

Have a great time with these guys.

Contact Caldet'ore

Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.03.25 13:57:00 - [55]
 

Edited by: Caldet''ore on 25/03/2010 13:57:54
We are currently seaking mature pilots from the EU timezone.

We are growing very nicely and we are wanting to expand our member base for more EU Players.

We have some EU members but we need more.

We have our own system in 0.0 and a class 3 WH currently. We also have mission runners and hi sec null sec industry.

All we require is you have a great attitude.

Come join our winning team.

Contact me ingame or EVEMAIL me.

Thanks!

DIVINE INQUISITOR
Amarr
Pandemic Tribe
Posted - 2010.03.25 16:13:00 - [56]
 

Bump for cool guys!

Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.03.25 18:14:00 - [57]
 

Thanks Divine.

If you looking for a great corp and a TERRIFIC ALLIANCE




Than look no further.

We got you covered from Hi-Sec - Wormholes - 0.0

We do it all. Wink

BGSkyla
Posted - 2010.03.25 21:25:00 - [58]
 

EU TZ.

We are looking for more mature players from the EU.

Room for promotion in our Corp.

We're looking for an EU Officer to look after that division.

Contact Caldet'ore

Memio
GK inc.
Posted - 2010.03.26 10:04:00 - [59]
 

Well I liked what I saw and am applying so more EU TZ needed

Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.03.26 22:31:00 - [60]
 

Originally by: Memio
Well I liked what I saw and am applying so more EU TZ needed


Glad you applied for us.

We need more EU/US Pilots.

Contact me in game via convo or evemail.

Thanks Very Happy



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