Posted - 2010.03.06 02:01:00 - [31]

 

No ******ed-looking ships.

Seriously, half of them look like they have tumors/hemorrhoids.

Posted - 2010.03.06 02:18:00 - [33]

 

Originally by: Sig Sour

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I would make it so there is a mandatory graphic of a little pink purse for anyone who has more deaths than kills. They can clinch on to it any time a pirate comes near them.

"Meeek! Pirates!"

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I would make it so there is a mandatory graphic of a little pink ***** for anyone who has more kills than deaths. They can grab it and squeal with rage as they fly around space playing "pirate".

"F U GOD! Mommy h8's me, and I has a tiny pink peni!"

Posted - 2010.03.06 03:57:00 - [35]

 

Originally by: Zeba

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I'd make a forum filter linked to the servers that automatically blows up the current ship and pods masternerdguy every time he poasts.

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If you ever run for CSM on this platform, you'll have my vote.

Posted - 2010.03.06 04:42:00 - [37]

 

Edited by: McDaddy Pimp on 06/03/2010 04:49:38
My interpretation of a "TOTALHELLDEATH" expansion.

1. Right Click in local, wtz
2. Exploding ship will deal grid wide damage
3. Shooting a station will eject everybody inside it
4. Warp Disrupting a gate will send whoever went trough it to random system
5. After podding someone, the pilot will be ejected in his space suit, he then have to swim to the nearest station.

I think CCP will go bankrupt if they actually did any this.

Posted - 2010.03.06 04:49:00 - [39]

 

1) get rid of all stargate travel, and, instead, introduce jump drives for all ships, small for frigs, med for cruisers, large for BS through caps,etc, with jump ranges to some matching scale.

2)a galactic navigation system. What I mean is, you have to use a starmap, you need to calculate your jumps, etc..I propose that how far you can jump is cap-dependent in some way. also, skills to increase the precision of your jumps. need an element of randomness here.

3)atmospheric anomalies. we have some of this with W-space, we need more. I want to see effects that can pull you out of jump, black holes, etc.

4) remove learning skills, they are ****ing pointless.

5)fleet formations.

Posted - 2010.03.06 05:08:00 - [41]

 

I'd fill EVE with used syringes in the hopes that at least some of the posters in this thread died of AIDS in game.

-Harvey Birdman, Bouquet at Law!

Posted - 2010.03.06 05:23:00 - [43]

 

I for one wouldnt have removed the nano nerf I would have put more tools to counter it, unfourtunatly countering something that powerful would have almost required redoing the game from ground up, make a gun track too well and frigates lose thier advantage and of course outflying missiles is a bad thing.

Not sure whats wrong with the dramiel its a faction ship last I checked and im pertty sure they rerolled it inline with its cousins.

I would furhter nerf lvl 3 and 4 missions by removing all tech 1 loot ammo included without compensation for lost items on loot table (in other words less gear drops overall) meta level items will still drop. This may boost industrialsts making this game more depended on players.

I would also revamp the mission engine to allow for more than just kill and mail man that may take more thinking to get done including having neutral and friendly npcs showing up (and different colored)

Introduce a new line of tech 2 battlecruisers featuring the tier 2 hulls instead of hasing and being lazy with the old ones.

Posted - 2010.03.06 06:10:00 - [45]

 

Originally by: Wurzel Gummidge

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Space Weasels and random attacks by Kilted Loons

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hey I want to stay the way I am!

Posted - 2010.03.06 06:55:00 - [47]

 

I would make one single change. I'd do away with the current avionic and weapon controls (point and click) and replace them with Freelancer style gameplay, where you get to manouver and aim your own ship and guns. I'd marry this game if that ever happened.

Posted - 2010.03.06 06:58:00 - [49]

 

Originally by: Titus Io

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I'd marry this game if that ever happened.

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And I would divorce it.

Posted - 2010.03.06 09:15:00 - [51]

 

Fix Rockets

Kill anyone who complains that a faction frigate that costs around 100 mil to field should be nerfed because it is doing what it is designed to do.

Posted - 2010.03.06 09:37:00 - [53]

 

1.) Make faction ships even better but harder to get, for exmaple only from rat drops rather than missions. Then improve ships such as deimos so that it is more like the vigilant. Or the tempest more like the mach. All inties like the dram. ect ect

2.) FIX LAG OMFG CCP

3.) improve UI.

4.) Bring back tha nano. But for lolz reverse scram change but keep web change.

5.) Look at all ships that are considered underpowered. Bring a list of possible changes and show that to us asap. we will pick hole in it pretty darn fast.

Posted - 2010.03.06 10:48:00 - [55]

 

Complex ones

1 - Boost boosters. make more types of boosters (4th/5th slot), make the gas clouds more available or last longer and let sovereingty upgrades increase the number/chance of ladar sites in system. remove the restriction's to fitting reactors on med pos. Add an addiction to boosters that can be held off by using regular drugs, make it possible to produce the regular drugs through planetary interaction.

2 - Rework minmatar flexibility. Make it so we are flexible as a race not just have individual ships with flexibility. Allow us to have ships that perform well in their designed function instead of having to rely on flexibility, dps or nano to make them balanced with their counterparts. Let the minmatar cepters and alpha bs really shine compared to their counterparts not have trouble working out which is faster/biger alpha.

3 - Change 0.0 in 3 steps.
Add 3 levels to system sovereignty that determine what upgrades are allowed how much it costs per month and how much infrastructure there is.
Create structres that greatly reduce the maintanance cost but can be destroyed, make them customizable with minor defenses and capable of up to double efficiency so you only need half of them from a day to reduce the cost (to allow TZ wars). Also add some minor defense structures, objects, bonuses, fighters or something to help locals defend.
Give bonuses for having nearby blue systems; able to transfer over excess if a system had it's maintanance cost reducing structures destroyed, send over defense structures if contested, require more SBU's to be setup if the neighbouring system is blue.

4 - Make mining more interactive and fun. Make the roids much bigger, but comprised of 3 levels common (veld etc.) uncommon (jaspet etc.) rare (ark etc.) so you could have 3 + ores in a single roid. To find the unco/rare ores you'd need to scan the asteroid first, small chance that if the roid has lots of a particular type it would be visable from outside. Mining 1 of the types would cause damage/destroy the other layers and for unco/rare would bring in some of the upper layers, increase of value of rare/unco ores to compensate. Empire would remain pretty much the same so empire still is afk mining low/0.0 is pay attention and scan mining.

5 - Add more randomness.
named items no longer scale linear each meta level specializes in a different aspect (eg. range, dmg, rof, cpu).
Mineral costs no longer scale linearly. For example proj weapons/ammo, nano equipment etc. require more of the minerals you can find in minmatar space. Or some items just require more high end minerals such as advanced electronics or armour plates take lots of noxc etc. (yeah I don't know anything about economics but I think this would be more interesting)
POS no longer scale linearly. small are good for outposts; harvesting, storage, jump bridges. med are good for operations; labs, reactors, factories. large are deathstars; pew pew.

Posted - 2010.03.06 11:16:00 - [57]

 

Thank GOD none of you people are designers.

Posted - 2010.03.06 11:37:00 - [59]

 

1. Use a mainframe as server, not a bunch of clustered home computers.
2. Use a real 'production grade' database, not this 'kindergarden grade' one from M$.