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Silver Night
Caldari
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:18:00 - [211]
 

Originally by: Neliel Tu
Originally by: Ihono Gerves
well, as one of my mates pointed out, CCP had been losing sov in their own space. maybe this caused the node deaths. they were all up in Jove space and when CCP lost soverignty....... ShockedRolling Eyes

You mean to say you were paying attention on Vent? Oh wow - first this, then CCP prioritise server stability over new models and planet stufffs?

Oh wait.


I don't think software development works the way you think it works.

Roxy McFubar
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:18:00 - [212]
 

Originally by: Axxil Grinder
US still wins at olympics.
Summer > Winter
when canada wins at a sport that matters, come back and cheer


Spoken with all the love and affection we've come to expect from folks who's definition of "sports" depends on how many sponsors logos they have stenciled on their butts.

Thanks for playing.

Omir Kajil
Gallente
Armada Projection
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:19:00 - [213]
 

haha well at least I can get some sleep now.

And dream of hamsters... IF only because everyone else's comments are driving it into my mind.
GIVE HAMSTERS CHEEZEBURGERS NAO

REX KANE
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:19:00 - [214]
 

What does this big red button do? ... oops whos is that node? sorry!Rolling Eyes

Geikos
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:19:00 - [215]
 

come on eve! you can get going agaiN!

Emality
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:20:00 - [216]
 

Just wanna say thanks for the updates. New to EVE, and CCP customer relations are awesome. Glad I stopped playing WoW for this (*puts up flameshield*).

Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:20:00 - [217]
 

I knew logging in today would be a waste of time Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Alex Fabio
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:20:00 - [218]
 

CHECKING STAUS....

EVERYONE SPAM THE CONNECT BUTTON ALL AT ONCE NOW!

Bomberlocks
Minmatar
CTRL-Q
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:20:00 - [219]
 

Status: Not Accepting Connections..........................................................................................................................................

Iamien
Democracy of Klingon Brothers
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:20:00 - [220]
 

WOOT I am logged in.

Enyeto Perah
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:21:00 - [221]
 

Originally by: scorpius4000
Originally by: Enyeto Perah
Wouldn't have happened, if CCP used a real database and not some crappy ****ty program from the worst software company on earth...


How do you know which database they use? and anyways, SQL is a real DB standard...



AFAIK it is known that CCP uses Microcrap... and so Microcrap-Invented-and-only-Microcrap-can-make-this-great-peace-of-software-SQL database. Yeah, SQL is a standard language. But diesel is also standard... just the way you drive with it differs...

Same goes for the crappy IIS (btw: IIS is short for IIS Is Sh*t)... come on CCP, you use python, go stick with good software and not M$ crap! I guesss that would solve 90% of all eve problems.

Cozmik R5
Minmatar
Dock 94
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:22:00 - [222]
 

Please CCP, no Tyrannis until:

1- Dominion is completely fixed.

2- You make sure a new expansion doesn't wreck the game.

Take 2 years if you need it.

spaceangel1
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:22:00 - [223]
 

Originally by: Helmh0ltz
Originally by: VooDooPimp
How many dumbass hamster comments can be made in one thread ? Rolling Eyes


There should be a hampster ship, it should be caldari.[/quote

one there is no p in hamster and 2 the hamster ship belongs to mimmie not caldari :D :P

Hyperdallas
Caldari
Zor Industries
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:22:00 - [224]
 

Originally by: Cozmik R5
Please CCP, no Tyrannis until:

1- Dominion is completely fixed.

2- You make sure a new expansion doesn't wreck the game.

Take 2 years if you need it.



PLEASE DO THIS

Alchemist's Alt
Gallente
Hysteria Nexus
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:23:00 - [225]
 

Time to ninja salave all those mission wrecks XD

Smerna
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:23:00 - [226]
 

Originally by: fatherted1989
Originally by: Smerna
Dominion's instability is really starting to annoy, I'm actually beginning to think of letting my 4 subs lapse until Incarna.


please don't, we might have to not care about it D:


Very Happy You might not but it will cost CCP a few slabs of beer Razz

TripodAl
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:23:00 - [227]
 

Lulz @ linux n00bs.

Microsoft is the biggest cause they have the worst software... hurr durrr....


WTB crash analysis.

Lykouleon
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:24:00 - [228]
 

Originally by: Trokiel
Currently rolling around naked in peanut butter and jelly in order to appease the CCP Gods!

Clay Shaw
Caldari
Blake Industries
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:24:00 - [229]
 

Originally by: Private Langvann
Originally by: Abdiel Kavash
Did CCP forget to pay server sovereignity bills?

This made my day.


I don't know why, it was posted in several chat channels before the server went down.

AF 447
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:24:00 - [230]
 

Hamsters are back to work. Probably they needed beer for the last part of the shift Laughing

Traspace
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:24:00 - [231]
 

Originally by: Alchemist's Alt
Time to ninja salave all those mission wrecks XD


Wrecks don't respawn when the server resets

Durkuh Durka
Minmatar
Oberon Incorporated
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:24:00 - [232]
 

Originally by: Hyperdallas
Originally by: Cozmik R5
Please CCP, no Tyrannis until:

1- Dominion is completely fixed.

2- You make sure a new expansion doesn't wreck the game.

Take 2 years if you need it.



PLEASE DO THIS

Julius Rigel
Sub-warp Racing Venture
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:25:00 - [233]
 

Originally by: Hyperdallas
Originally by: Cozmik R5
Please CCP, no Tyrannis until:

1- Dominion is completely fixed.

2- You make sure a new expansion doesn't wreck the game.

Take 2 years if you need it.



PLEASE DO THIS
Wow. This.

AcadiaLost
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:26:00 - [234]
 

I'd love to know what the problem was with the database. Professional curiosity and all.

Zarak1 Kenpach1
Minmatar
Aperture Harmonics
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:26:00 - [235]
 

seems to be back up but i'm watching you ccp

Paknac Queltel
Baden's Army
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:26:00 - [236]
 

Originally by: CCP Fallout
P.S. SQL jokes are as passe as BECAUSE OF FALCON jokes ;)
There are no jokes about MSSQL, MSSQL IS the joke.

Seriously, jokes about MSSQL are like joking about a ******ed kid or something. It's just not done.

Michael Tsarion
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:30:00 - [237]
 

The whole "hamster" thing is social engineering. It makes you feel good about not being able to log in.

CCP, give a more mature and adult explanation than HAMSTERS!

(awaits CCP alts coming in, stating I am a troll, or telling me to STFU) - Yeh, we know that all you guys that call the customers names are really staff. Rolling Eyes

Rovo
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:35:00 - [238]
 

Originally by: Zaxx On

You don't typically predict SQL problems. If you did, then you most likely wouldn't have a problem to begin with.


So you are saying that you can't monitor the health of a SQL database in real time?
If so, then evidently I know something you don't. But I am "OK" with that. I use that software on a daily basis to do predictive analysis on system health, latency and overall performance. This would include SQL servers (Currently monitoring sever MySQL servers but looking into the requirements for Oracle and DB2.). Beyond that We monitor Solaris, AIX, Windows, and various Linux platforms. There is not much I can't watch for and identify when I need to.

Rovo

CCP Fallout

Posted - 2010.03.01 00:35:00 - [239]
 

Originally by: Michael Tsarion
The whole "hamster" thing is social engineering. It makes you feel good about not being able to log in.

CCP, give a more mature and adult explanation than HAMSTERS!

(awaits CCP alts coming in, stating I am a troll, or telling me to STFU) - Yeh, we know that all you guys that call the customers names are really staff. Rolling Eyes


Well, I did say it was SQL issues (see post #1) :D

Psyentific
Caldari
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.03.01 00:36:00 - [240]
 

Looks like CCP let a Force Recon and Black Ops fleet sneak thru their SVR-RM gatecamp, and the FoRecs proceeded to **** with their sov while the Bops proceeded to Covertly cyno in a bunch of guys.


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