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Simvastatin Montelukast
Empire of Collateral Damage
Posted - 2010.02.17 19:34:00 - [1]
 

Three jumps from Hulm and still quite new
Tackled and podded, whatever to do?
Jumped into a new ship, revenge I was seeking
Didnít update clone, podded again, skills are leaking

Update this time, ah ha I have learned
Undocked in high sec before timer ticks off, got burned.
In local they laugh, as I look for my sniper reward
Didnít realize with countdown, my foe was Concorde

Three years later and thousands of hours all wasted
Still playing this game looking for victory, sweet tasted
In low sec, high sec, null sec and holes
Where this voyage ends, nobody knows

But one thing for certain,
This I will say
No one does it better (CCP)
And no one ever may.

While some may flame my poor rhyming fluff,
I say U, mad? Can I have your stuff?
With 17 million and an offer to help
I ask wtf is Proteus, in a yelp.

Now flame on my C&Perís about my poor rhyme
Make funny comments, and have a good time
Lets continue to have fun until we have all had enough
And tell the poor whiners to HTF up.

Kra Torii
Posted - 2010.02.17 19:36:00 - [2]
 

Laughing

Malephar
Posted - 2010.02.17 19:39:00 - [3]
 

Evidently a VERY slow day! Wink

Zea Aestria
Posted - 2010.02.17 19:43:00 - [4]
 

I endorse this service and/or product.

FIliphys
Organization of Unallied Capsuleers
Posted - 2010.02.17 19:49:00 - [5]
 

I think you and I work in the same office...

Calistah Dari
Caldari
Posted - 2010.02.17 20:46:00 - [6]
 

Smile Nice rhyme.

(Like the name too.)

Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
Posted - 2010.02.17 21:06:00 - [7]
 

u mad skillz bro

Mari Iijima
Posted - 2010.02.17 21:10:00 - [8]
 

ur doing it..... right

Cerisia
Lone Star enterprises
Posted - 2010.02.18 19:04:00 - [9]
 

10/10

Jarik Utoni
Minmatar
Valhalla Industries
Posted - 2010.02.18 19:56:00 - [10]
 

10/10

will read again

Apoctasy
Lethal Injection.
Hedonistic Imperative
Posted - 2010.02.18 21:21:00 - [11]
 

10/10

WTF IS PROTUS

Miyuki Shirafune
Hedion University
Posted - 2010.02.18 22:36:00 - [12]
 

* polite golf clap *

Nice rhyme brought a chuckle.

PS Are you related to Atorvastatin Zafirlukast?

Msgerbs
Gallente
Imperial Assualt Guild
Posted - 2010.02.19 00:30:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Apoctasy
WTF IS PROTUS
No.

Simvastatin Montelukast
Empire of Collateral Damage
Posted - 2010.02.19 00:41:00 - [14]
 

No relation to Atorvastatin. I do so love generic drug names though.

Aryaneis
Posted - 2010.02.19 00:48:00 - [15]
 

well spoken Smile 10/10

ChrisDude70
The Night Crew
Posted - 2010.02.19 06:16:00 - [16]
 

Well done.

10/10

Arekhon
Eternal Perseverance
B A N E
Posted - 2010.02.19 06:21:00 - [17]
 

nicely done!

Greygal
Gallente
Sephray Industries
Serenitas Solutus
Posted - 2010.02.19 13:36:00 - [18]
 

Totally cool :)
10/10ExclamationVery Happy

Storik
Posted - 2010.02.19 18:23:00 - [19]
 

CCP should hire William Shatner to read this at the next FanFest.

Lobster Man
Pigs On Teh Wing
Posted - 2010.02.19 19:31:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Storik
CCP should hire William Shatner to read this at the next FanFest.


 

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