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Chesterr theMolester
Posted - 2010.02.13 06:53:00 - [1]
 

So it snowed here for the first time in the 6 years I've been here and the first time in my 4 year old daughters life. So we made a snowman and for some odd reason i just woke up out of no where to be able to look out my window and watch these two guys steal my snowman. What would you do?

Tamahra
Gallente
Apina.
United Pod Service
Posted - 2010.02.13 06:54:00 - [2]
 

i would go to the local police station and file a petition against the thievez

Chesterr theMolester
Posted - 2010.02.13 07:03:00 - [3]
 

I got a strange urge to go out and kick them in the teeth lol

Sturmwolke
Posted - 2010.02.13 07:19:00 - [4]
 

Go out, scout around, see snowmen, plan an approach to steal them.
Enlist the aid of your 4 year old daughter for this task. It's never too young to start. YARRRR!!

Chesterr theMolester
Posted - 2010.02.13 07:32:00 - [5]
 

Eh i went out looking for them for the last 30 mins they took the small one on my door step too.

Sturmwolke
Posted - 2010.02.13 07:40:00 - [6]
 

So what? The earth is about 510 mil sq kilometers. There MUST be a snowman alive out there .. somewhere.
Rent a helicopter.

Kirra Liu
Serenity Rising.
Posted - 2010.02.13 07:58:00 - [7]
 

Originally by:
Chesterr theMolester


Originally by:
4 year old daughter



Shocked

Sturmwolke
Posted - 2010.02.13 08:09:00 - [8]
 


Who knows. He might be a furry animal molester.

Abrazzar
Posted - 2010.02.13 08:11:00 - [9]
 

Do what you do in snow related crimes and give them a good soaping up with the frosty stuff.

MHayes
Caldari
Butterfly Effect Corp.
Lorenz Alliance
Posted - 2010.02.13 08:42:00 - [10]
 

Wardec.

Gloria Stitz
Posted - 2010.02.13 08:44:00 - [11]
 

A/S/L ?


















(Anti-Snowman League)

Demolishar
Posted - 2010.02.13 08:52:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Chesterr theMolester
I got a strange urge to go out and kick them in the teeth lol


Thats what they want you to do. They steal snowmen so the owners go out and kick them in the teeth. Then they get aggro on the owners, take out RPG launchers, and, well, you know the rest...

Winters Chill
Amarr
Ministry of War
Posted - 2010.02.13 08:55:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Kirra Liu
Originally by:
Chesterr theMolester


Originally by:
4 year old daughter



Shocked


/this

Oh wait. Didn't you know? Child abuse is amusing and "edgy". Its true! I saw teenagers making up in-jokes about it on an internet forum. Neutral

Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2010.02.13 08:56:00 - [14]
 

I would (t)roll a new one Rolling Eyes

Pesky LaRue
Brotherhood Of Fallen Angels
Etherium Cartel
Posted - 2010.02.13 09:15:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Kirra Liu
Originally by:
Chesterr theMolester


Originally by:
4 year old daughter


Shocked


Beat me to it.

Krxon Blade
Posted - 2010.02.13 09:47:00 - [16]
 

According to EvE law, salvaging is allowed. Very Happy

Chesterr theMolester
Posted - 2010.02.13 10:06:00 - [17]
 

LOL but really who the hell steals snowmen at 2am ?? At first i was a little angry but now that i replay the image of them scurrying off with a snowman that was at least 100 lbs is pretty funny.

But i might have to stomp some face if my daughter it upset about her snowman being gone.

Wang LeeMei
United Kings
Strategic Operations Brigade
Posted - 2010.02.13 10:48:00 - [18]
 

make a new snowman to keep em busy Cool

Aka5ha
Gallente
Posted - 2010.02.13 11:02:00 - [19]
 

for the same lulz I used to go grinching. Stealing Christmas lights off your house and stealing baby jesus. If you were poor smash your biggest windows so you couldnt afford gifts for your family YARRRR!!

Chesterr theMolester
Posted - 2010.02.13 11:06:00 - [20]
 

Ya and had i not been on the 2nd floor not dressed to go out side they would have left with alot more then a snowman. People like this should have their heads split open

Samantha U
Posted - 2010.02.13 11:10:00 - [21]
 

You started playing the snowman game too late, the thieves have way too many sp and you won't be able to catch up, ever. Might as well give up unless you find a way to grind the sp to make yourself equal to the thieves. Wink

Steve Celeste
Overdogs
Posted - 2010.02.13 11:25:00 - [22]
 

So let me get this straight...

2 adult males walk into your front yard and pick up large balls of snow that were stacked there?
And di what with them, put them in the back of their pickup truck?

Jennifer Ammant
Amarr
Ma'adim Logistics
Beyond-Control
Posted - 2010.02.13 11:29:00 - [23]
 

Edited by: Jennifer Ammant on 13/02/2010 11:29:00
Originally by: Samantha U
You started playing the snowman game too late, the thieves have way too many sp and you won't be able to catch up, ever. Might as well give up unless you find a way to grind the sp to make yourself equal to the thieves. Wink


No no all you need to as good as them is a select handful of skills Snowman theft 5 chutzpah 5 Bare faced cheek 4 (not worth training to 5). Sure they might be more skilled at you in other areas of thieving but if you specialize you can become their equal fairly quickly. Wink

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C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2010.02.13 12:35:00 - [24]
 

Moved from General Discussion.

M'ktakh
Posted - 2010.02.13 12:43:00 - [25]
 

Put their mouths onto the curb.

Elsa Nietzsche
Posted - 2010.02.13 14:56:00 - [26]
 

form a roaming gang with your family, go put your neighbors snowman into reinforced.

Unity Love
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.02.13 14:57:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Kirra Liu
Originally by:
Chesterr theMolester


Originally by:
4 year old daughter



Shocked


zomg lol

Sazkyen
Posted - 2010.02.13 17:06:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: Sazkyen on 13/02/2010 17:10:32

Quite interesting. I'm not sure how the law applies, intellectual property and all, but the best course of action would probably have been to make a video of the snowman heist and put it up on youtube -> epic win.

Laughing

I mean seriously, that's just so funny. I would have probably laughed my ass off while pointing finger at them.

How lame is that to steal a snowman?

The only wrongdoing there was probably tresspassing. I mean you cannot seriously think that anyone should be prosecuted for stealing a snowman? :) OFC it's still low.

Imagine the headlines:

"Police drops charges as evidence melts before court"

:)


Kijo Rikki
Caldari
Point of No Return
Waterboard
Posted - 2010.02.13 17:10:00 - [29]
 

Simply build another and use the story for lulz with your friends.

Karma
Vortex Incorporated
Posted - 2010.02.13 18:09:00 - [30]
 

don't kick them in the teeth.
what you do, when it's that cold outside, is force their face (lips in particular) to some cold metal in the area. the colder the metal the better.
if you're really evil the back of your car will do, and then you start driving... slowly at first, then faster and faster.

either way, it's obvious that someone stole their snowman, and now they didn't have the energy to build one for themselves, so they opted to steal yours in a "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em"-type mentality.


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