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Winters Chill
Ministry of War
Posted - 2010.02.15 10:41:00 - [61]

I love you Omen (hull) but that malformed arm growing out of your face makes me weep Sad

Legion of The Damned.
Posted - 2010.02.15 10:50:00 - [62]

Originally by: Reem Fairchild

Brutal Deliverance
Gypsy Band
Posted - 2010.02.15 10:56:00 - [63]

Brutix. For active tanker I can never tank anything.

Evil Strangers Inc.
Posted - 2010.02.15 11:03:00 - [64]

Originally by: Marlona Sky
Who else has a ship they just love to fly (would fly) but it does not do well at all (broken).

For me it is the Deimos. a.k.a. Diemost <-- and for good reason. Sad

Lol read the title and first thing that popped in my head... Deimos. ;-)

Lareon Denery
Band of Cateteris
Veritas Immortalis
Posted - 2010.02.15 11:47:00 - [65]

I love you Damnation, but i'm short of wallet _

Advanced Planetary Exports
Intergalactic Exports Group
Posted - 2010.02.15 12:01:00 - [66]

I love you Arazu, but your complete ineptness at having any feasible tank completely ruins the cool bonus you have to warpscrams and disrupts. That goes for you too Lachesis.. And sensor damps just ain't cutting it nowadays Crying or Very sad
I could go on about some more ships i love but hate but i'm guessing they'll be overly represented in the past and future pages.

Posted - 2010.02.15 12:20:00 - [67]

Gallente gun-boats generally.

Blasters are just so bad Crying or Very sad

Terianna Eri
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
Posted - 2010.02.15 17:51:00 - [68]

I love you Omen Navy Issue, but the Harbinger exists :(

Shadowbane Syndicate
Posted - 2010.02.15 18:52:00 - [69]

Originally by: Dodgy Past
Vengeance for the rockets, Retribution for the midslot.

Deviana Sevidon
Butterfly Effect Alliance
Posted - 2010.02.15 18:53:00 - [70]

Deimos, even with your range bonus, medium blasters range is just too horrible.

I Care...... Seriously i do
Posted - 2010.02.15 19:06:00 - [71]

I love you Ibis, you're always there for me when i'm down Cool

Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
Posted - 2010.02.15 19:11:00 - [72]

Originally by: Radeberger
I love you Ibis, you're always there for me when i'm down Cool

Ibis is a stalker and once she's got the hots for you she'll never let you have a moments peace.

APEX Unlimited
APEX Conglomerate
Posted - 2010.02.15 19:45:00 - [73]

I love my dear Hawk, but sad rockets are sad.

Arazu, I try to use you but you keep popping so easy. You need a tank,

Amarr AF's, either rockets or one mid. There is nothing to use there.

Sig Sour
Posted - 2010.02.15 20:20:00 - [74]

... Falcon but you just aren't sexy anymore, you are an over the hill haggard old slob now. Only the desperate would have anything to do with you.

Andrea Griffin
Posted - 2010.02.15 20:40:00 - [75]

I love you Caldari Navy Hookbill, your mid slots are pretty but your CPU sucks and you're not very agile.

I love you Prophecy, your hull is beautiful but you are totally outclassed by the Harbinger in every way and you turn like a slug.

I love you Hawk, but your damage sucks and your active tanking bonus is a laugh. You have no redeeming qualities.

I love you Retribution, but you're only good for L1/2 mission speed running. Even in a gang, other AFs do more damage and you can't tackle.

I love you Procurer, except you're not worth buying because only a bit more training gets me a Retriever.

I love you Raptor, but you can't even defend yourself from a few drones with your laughable DPS. You're not just awful, you're the worst.

I love you Hello Kitty Kestrel, except you're not real. If you were, I would never fly anything else.

Jerid Verges
The Scope
Posted - 2010.02.15 20:51:00 - [76]

Edited by: Jerid Verges on 15/02/2010 21:45:17
I love you Thanatos. But I can't train for you and you look like you were built by Minmatars.

Posted - 2010.02.15 21:10:00 - [77]

I love you complete me...but you look like a giant greenish blue turd.

Posted - 2010.02.15 22:04:00 - [78]

I love you rapier, a sneaky nano ewar boat.... except you forgot the ewar. at least you didn't get confused about which weapon to fit like your brother.

Marlona Sky
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.02.16 01:00:00 - [79]


Good stuff, back to the top. Some of you guys are heartless though. Sad

Love From Above
Posted - 2010.02.16 02:30:00 - [80]

Originally by: Andrea GriffinI love you Procurer, except you're not worth buying because only a bit more training gets me a Retriever.[/quote
Or you could stay in an Osprey, and outmine a pr0curer.

God those ships are so **** it's unbelievable. The only uise I can think of for them is mining ice, but even then...

yani dumyat
Pixie Cats
Posted - 2010.02.16 03:31:00 - [81]

Originally by: Andrea Griffin

Hello Kitty Kestrel

Shocked I want a navy kessie in those colours.

On topic, the navy osprey. The person who decided the one truly fast missile cruiser in the game would suck monkey balls need a slap. Want to fit nanos? Welcome to a cruiser that does frigate dps with HAMs ugh

Also the hawk:
4x turrets AF = DPS
3xturrets AF = tackle

Hawk = 4 hardpoints = DPS AF but has less DPS than a tackle AF and less slots too.


Duncan MacPherson
Avatars of Ore
Posted - 2010.02.16 03:46:00 - [82]

The one ship that has a place in my heart since it was my first "big" ship I saved for weeks for.

The Cyclone.

Oh how I love you and your mixed weapon systems.

But with the Hurricane - why bother

Derus Grobb
Selectus Pravus Lupus
Transmission Lost
Posted - 2010.02.16 04:42:00 - [83]

Oh rapier, I would love you but without a strength bonus your webs are futile :(

The AEther
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
Posted - 2010.02.16 04:43:00 - [84]

Zealot, lack of 50m of drone bay and 4th mid :D

Honourable East India Trading Company
Posted - 2010.02.16 05:49:00 - [85]

Not enough emoraging rapier pilots in this thread tbh. Mad

Amaron Ghant
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
Posted - 2010.02.16 08:51:00 - [86]

I love the orca but....

No Missile launcher hardpoints, No turret hardpoints, lousy align time, lousy warp speed. Its just not that great in PvP. It breaks my heart

Athena Silk
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.02.16 12:25:00 - [87]

I love you, Hookbill, but roflkets suck, and you're lacking in CPU/PG.

I love you, Caracal, you make frigates **** their pants, but every time I get in you I die a horrible death (although that's probably more me than the ship).

I love you, Moa, but my god you're an ugly piece of space junk (although I still fly them).

I love you, Caldari Navy, but please give me a god damn Navy Issue blaster boat (Moa or Ferox, preferably).

I love you, Firetail, but I really wish you had a 3rd turret slot.

Ana Vyr
Posted - 2010.02.16 14:51:00 - [88]

My Hawk is definitely broken.

Isaac Apylon
Lobster Adoption Agency
Posted - 2010.02.16 15:19:00 - [89]

I love you, Cyclone, because you have gills, but your big brother does everything better.

I love you, Omen, but I wish you had more grid and could actually be useful in pvp.

I love you, Prophecy, you are a fat chicken, but you're just like the Cyclone. Big brother does it better.

I love you, Hel, but you are very expensive and cannot dock.

I love you Bellicose, you look like you want to hug people with your skis, but you die too quickly. Sad

Katherine Rouge
The Scope
Posted - 2010.02.17 11:26:00 - [90]

Omen, so pretty, so affordable, so useless Sad

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