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BCE 3AHRTO
Caldari
GoonFleet
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2010.02.03 10:38:00 - [61]
 

look at me, i'm poasting in a thread

gunovfleet is dead, long live gunovwaffe!

Naomi Ashikaga
Caldari
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2010.02.03 10:44:00 - [62]
 

Originally by: hammyhamm
In the future, pod pilots will brave the endless wastes of space to find the only named system in syndicate. Deep within the bowls of the station, through twisted labirynth of the maintenance levels is a shack.

The anxious pilot open the door, and an ancient, raspy voice beckons you to enter. With a shaky tone, the pilot calls to the darkness "Oh ancient bee, I request your help in retellingthe legend of the goons"

... seconds pass like aeons... then a gutteral cough cleaves the silence:-
"... You wish to know of the Goons? Of the ham-fisted Remedial, of the reset? The triumph in taking the south, of Ol' Ironsides and 6-24(shoot goons erryday), of the great war?...

First, you must make five-hundred million isk deposit..."



never ever post again

Buck Starchaser
Gallente
Freelancer Union
Unaffiliated
Posted - 2010.02.03 10:55:00 - [63]
 

- Dump hundreds of wardecs in one fell swoop so goonies can move to new region... Check
- Make it excedingly dificult to get re-decced... Check
- Demonstrate yet another 'oops I didn't think a mechanic could be used like that' trick... Check
- Make an arse out of hundreds of people who think this is serious... Check

Tronjay the'3rd
Caldari
Blackwater USA Inc.
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2010.02.03 11:00:00 - [64]
 

WTB Karttoon....bidding 1 isk

Siddy
Minmatar
Evolution
IT Alliance
Posted - 2010.02.03 11:10:00 - [65]
 

can i has my fyrry art house back?

Pubsey
Caldari
54th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry
Posted - 2010.02.03 11:15:00 - [66]
 

yiff in hell

Helen Highwater
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.02.03 11:16:00 - [67]
 

Edited by: Helen Highwater on 03/02/2010 11:16:04
Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: BondGamer
I can't believe how selfish and hurtful you turned out to be. Okay, maybe it wasn't your direct fault the sov dropped. But you decided who was in charge of that. Someone who already had 1 foot out of the game.

You are going to regret what you've done here.
Excellent troll spotted.


Sadly the rest of his posts are just as terrible. It's not a troll if he believes it.

Siddy
Minmatar
Evolution
IT Alliance
Posted - 2010.02.03 11:16:00 - [68]
 

Originally by: Pubsey
yiff in hell


no, mam, i yiff in NOL

RifterDrifter
Minmatar
La Blue Girl
KUGUTSUMEN.
Posted - 2010.02.03 11:18:00 - [69]
 

Karttoon is banned from GS internal forums. He's now one of 3 people in the universe who don't have access there.

Free Karttoon!

Clinically
Gallente
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Posted - 2010.02.03 11:33:00 - [70]
 

u mad? 'cause you look mad

Diana DeVil
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2010.02.03 11:36:00 - [71]
 

Following the collapse of the Goonfleet Government and the attempted coup d'etat by former leader Karttoon, former Goonswarm corps Igneus Auctorita, Ultrapolite Socialites and Arsed have announced a package of aid to be provided to what is likely to be a humanitarian disaster of hitherto unimagined comic proportions.

A committee of pubbie corp CEOs has announced the deployment of peacekeeping ganksquads to guard hangers, corp wallets and other central institutions. Battlestars have already pledged two hundred Chinese macro-ratters to maintain the military indices on any remaining Goonfleet space.

"We must do all we can to support Goonfleet in their hour of crisis," CEO Pyrex said last night. "Goonfleet are one of the more-important mid-sized, regional players in low-quality NPC 0.0 space and their stability and continuing commerce is important to several ten-man pirate corps who live nearby, not to mention those Factional Warfare organisations who occasionally visit for killboard padding."

CEO Pyrex went on to urge the leaders of each of the schismatic Goonfleet groups to "announce transitional elections and abide by the outcome of the democratic process. If democracy is to have a chance it must be watered by the gentle rain of freedom. If the factions within Goonfleet cannot respect their institutions and the will of the common Goon, then we shall have to impose sanctions."

Ex-CEO Kartoon has quoted as saying "Allahu Ackbar... c'mon guys, it'll be funny... let's gank a newbie in a covetor. You can call me the Sheihk and everything. Pubbie tears, guys! PUBBIE TEARS!"

Pyrex then returned to eyeing up Battlestars' corp hangars and wallet, stroking his chin pensively.

Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.02.03 11:38:00 - [72]
 

Edited by: Tyrrax Thorrk on 03/02/2010 11:38:53

Originally by: Marlona Sky
I just want to point out that I have always been envious of your malediction sig even though I don't fly one. Simple and sexy.



Thanks Smile

Raem Civrie made it ages ago before maledictions even existed, so it's actually a khanid npc frigate or something.


Amarrian Cynicism
Amarr
Blood Moon Legion
Black Core Alliance
Posted - 2010.02.03 11:46:00 - [73]
 

Posting in another goon thread.

Now we have 110 active wars, I lol'd.

Frug
Caldari
Omega Wing
Snatch Victory
Posted - 2010.02.03 11:48:00 - [74]
 

Posting in yet another epic goon achievement thread.

Only goons could make their own self destruction an achievement.

Kal'Kalagan
Minmatar
Fairlight Corp
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2010.02.03 11:49:00 - [75]
 

Goonfleet got exactly what it deserved for being a bunch of total ar@eh0le@ in game and out. Ripped off by a succession of CEO's and deprived of all their space through negligence of the highest order.

Goons are being careful not to vent too much here but the tears are flowing on your forums for sure. The truth of the matter is simple you were only ever good and blueing 3/4's of EVE and blobbing to such an extent that you could deliberately crash the servers.

Spaceless and pennyless I hope we've seen the last of your plss poor excuse for an alliance. Stick to the only thing you were ever truly good at which was forum whoring and preferable do it somewhere else other than COAD. Good ridance!

Aenosha Dawne
Amarr
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.02.03 11:53:00 - [76]
 

Edited by: Aenosha Dawne on 03/02/2010 11:53:35
Originally by: Kal'Kalagan


Goons are being careful not to vent too much here but the tears are flowing on your forums for sure.



You really need to get better spies (or at least pull your head out of your arse and quit being clueless).

Goons were asking for the alliance to be disbanded while we still held Delve and it only got louder when we left. Do you really think this is causing TEARS?

This is the funniest **** ever and the Goonfleet forums are full of people laughing harder than you are.

OziNUT
Minmatar
Einherjar Rising
Cry Havoc.
Posted - 2010.02.03 11:53:00 - [77]
 

Originally by: Buck Starchaser
- Dump hundreds of wardecs in one fell swoop so goonies can move to new region... Check
- Make it excedingly dificult to get re-decced... Check
- Demonstrate yet another 'oops I didn't think a mechanic could be used like that' trick... Check
- Make an arse out of hundreds of people who think this is serious... Check



What he said^^^

Kushmir
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.02.03 12:01:00 - [78]
 

long live goonwaffe

Diana DeVil
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2010.02.03 12:10:00 - [79]
 

Originally by: OziNUT
Originally by: Buck Starchaser
- Dump hundreds of wardecs in one fell swoop so goonies can move to new region... Check
- Make it excedingly dificult to get re-decced... Check
- Demonstrate yet another 'oops I didn't think a mechanic could be used like that' trick... Check
- Make an arse out of hundreds of people who think this is serious... Check



What he said^^^


I'm reminded of the boy who cried wolf. Even as our Alliance disappears from the map, we are unable to convince people that this isn't all an elaborate long con.

Goonswarm: The Kaiser Soze of Eve-Online.

Kurj Valdoria
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Dystopia Alliance
Posted - 2010.02.03 12:21:00 - [80]
 

Originally by: Diana DeVil
Originally by: OziNUT
Originally by: Buck Starchaser
- Dump hundreds of wardecs in one fell swoop so goonies can move to new region... Check
- Make it excedingly dificult to get re-decced... Check
- Demonstrate yet another 'oops I didn't think a mechanic could be used like that' trick... Check
- Make an arse out of hundreds of people who think this is serious... Check



What he said^^^


I'm reminded of the boy who cried wolf. Even as our Alliance disappears from the map, we are unable to convince people that this isn't all an elaborate long con.

Goonswarm: The Kaiser Soze of Eve-Online.



Hey I for one believe goonswarm WILL rise again. In STO ofc......

Tomil
Caldari
Destructive Influence
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.02.03 12:23:00 - [81]
 

never ever laughed so much in this game Very Happy

Tarac Nor
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2010.02.03 12:26:00 - [82]
 

I personally want to thank all the goons for the laughs ive gotten over the past few weeks, its been a riot Laughing

Oh and can i have all your stuffz?

Shobon Welp
Minmatar
GoonFleet
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2010.02.03 12:39:00 - [83]
 

Originally by: Kal'Kalagan
Goonfleet got exactly what it deserved for being a bunch of total ar@eh0le@ in game and out. Ripped off by a succession of CEO's and deprived of all their space through negligence of the highest order.

Goons are being careful not to vent too much here but the tears are flowing on your forums for sure. The truth of the matter is simple you were only ever good and blueing 3/4's of EVE and blobbing to such an extent that you could deliberately crash the servers.

Spaceless and pennyless I hope we've seen the last of your plss poor excuse for an alliance. Stick to the only thing you were ever truly good at which was forum whoring and preferable do it somewhere else other than COAD. Good ridance!


why are you so bitter about our hilarious ineptitude I don't get it

Hoea
Minmatar
Carebears for galactic peace
Posted - 2010.02.03 12:48:00 - [84]
 

Originally by: Windryder
Edited by: Windryder on 03/02/2010 09:28:42
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/windryder/Winsauce.png


Thats funny comming out of someone who couldn't even run an empire alliance.
Guess that makes you more fail at the end of the day ;)

anyways rip goon etc



Kera Delacour
Minmatar
Royal Black Watch Highlanders
Warped Aggression
Posted - 2010.02.03 13:10:00 - [85]
 

I tend to be of the mind that the goons aren't really gone and agree with someone that this is likely just a method to clear a bunch of wardecs quickly so that they can more easily relocate somewhere else.

Goons failcascading over something like this just doesn't seem like a likely scenario ;)

I may not like them but it's just not something that makes much sense.

Diana DeVil
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2010.02.03 13:22:00 - [86]
 

Hey, just because we trolled our CEO into rage quitting doesn't mean we're failure cascading.

MissyFire
Gallente
Texas Deep Space
Lone Star Defense League
Posted - 2010.02.03 13:25:00 - [87]
 

Honey, I Shrunk the Alliance......

In Theaters Feb 3rd.

Rick Rothsar
Minmatar
Ghosts of Ragnarok
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.02.03 14:19:00 - [88]
 

Kick BTLS everyone?




hong fat
Gallente
Garoun Investment Bank
Posted - 2010.02.03 14:24:00 - [89]
 

Originally by: karttoon
:V

This was the only real way to get rid of the pubbies.


can i have some assets pls?a dread will be nice,anywhere you have him,since i will can dock anywhere pretty soon...o.0

tyvm,and gl in STO

Amoranis
Gallente
The Quantum Company
Independent Faction
Posted - 2010.02.03 14:27:00 - [90]
 

Originally by: hammyhamm
In the future, pod pilots will brave the endless wastes of space to find the only named system in syndicate. Deep within the bowls of the station, through twisted labirynth of the maintenance levels is a shack.

The anxious pilot open the door, and an ancient, raspy voice beckons you to enter. With a shaky tone, the pilot calls to the darkness "Oh ancient bee, I request your help in retellingthe legend of the goons"

... seconds pass like aeons... then a gutteral cough cleaves the silence:-
"... You wish to know of the Goons? Of the ham-fisted Remedial, of the reset? The triumph in taking the south, of Ol' Ironsides and 6-24(shoot goons erryday), of the great war?...

First, you must make five-hundred million isk deposit..."



Ohh Dearz

/me gives confused look and scratches head...
Aroo? >.>


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