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Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2010.01.26 03:41:00 - [31]
 

Who is this Lady Spank?

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.01.26 03:51:00 - [32]
 

Originally by: Herty
Originally by: Gladys Pank
ffs dopekitten is using a pathetic autogen bullchit stop responding to it you call yourseves trolls but get owned by the most blatant crap go away

Im not really a troll I'm more of a terrible poster that for some reason doesn't stop posting.

Yeah, you walk that fine line between crap poster and good troll..

Pokenny Archer
Amarr
Sanction of Steel
Posted - 2010.01.26 03:54:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: Dopekitten
Lady Spank will almost certainly blow a gasket when he/she reads this letter but I undoubtedly must make the case that Lady Spank functions not as a social being but as an unoriginal imitator of the ruling ideologues. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Spank's expositions are complete drivel, and (2) as a result of that, I by no means claim to know everything about insecure poseurs. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that I plan to criticize Spank's complicity in the widespread establishment of wowserism. Are you with me—or against me? Whatever you decide, Lady Spank doesn't care about freedom as he/she can neither eat it nor put it in the bank. It's just a word to him.

Originally by: Gladys Pank
ffs dopekitten is using a pathetic autogen bullchit stop responding to it you call yourseves trolls but get owned by the most blatant crap go away


I am disgusted beyond all possible facets of human imagination at your comment. As a die-hard lipogrammatist, I have written you a petite poem to describe my titillation at your responses.

A jovial swain may rack his brain,
and tax his fancy’s might,
To quiz in vain, for ’tis most plain,
That what I say is right.

Are you able to perceive my heart-felt feelings toward you? If not, I suggest you contact a therapist and discuss the possibility of your inclination to a Kakistocracy instead of the current dictatorial and repressive environment in which you clearly reside.


What are you on? I want some Wink

Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
Posted - 2010.01.26 04:11:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Herty
Originally by: Gladys Pank
ffs dopekitten is using a pathetic autogen bullchit stop responding to it you call yourseves trolls but get owned by the most blatant crap go away

Im not really a troll I'm more of a terrible poster that for some reason doesn't stop posting.

Yeah, you walk that fine line between crap poster and good troll..


I have my occasional good troll.

Hellfury Resurrected
Incura
Posted - 2010.01.26 05:42:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: Herty
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Herty
Originally by: Gladys Pank
ffs dopekitten is using a pathetic autogen bullchit stop responding to it you call yourseves trolls but get owned by the most blatant crap go away

Im not really a troll I'm more of a terrible poster that for some reason doesn't stop posting.

Yeah, you walk that fine line between crap poster and good troll..


I have my occasional good troll.


No you don't

Dethmourne Silvermane
Gallente
Origin.
Black Legion.
Posted - 2010.01.26 07:19:00 - [36]
 

If the corp members listed in your picture leave the corp, do we still get bounties for popping them?

Tiberizzle
Posted - 2010.01.26 07:31:00 - [37]
 

Originally by: Pokenny Archer
Originally by: Dopekitten
Lady Spank will almost certainly blow a gasket when he/she reads this letter but I undoubtedly must make the case that Lady Spank functions not as a social being but as an unoriginal imitator of the ruling ideologues. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Spank's expositions are complete drivel, and (2) as a result of that, I by no means claim to know everything about insecure poseurs. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that I plan to criticize Spank's complicity in the widespread establishment of wowserism. Are you with me—or against me? Whatever you decide, Lady Spank doesn't care about freedom as he/she can neither eat it nor put it in the bank. It's just a word to him.

Originally by: Gladys Pank
ffs dopekitten is using a pathetic autogen bullchit stop responding to it you call yourseves trolls but get owned by the most blatant crap go away


I am disgusted beyond all possible facets of human imagination at your comment. As a die-hard lipogrammatist, I have written you a petite poem to describe my titillation at your responses.

A jovial swain may rack his brain,
and tax his fancy’s might,
To quiz in vain, for ’tis most plain,
That what I say is right.

Are you able to perceive my heart-felt feelings toward you? If not, I suggest you contact a therapist and discuss the possibility of your inclination to a Kakistocracy instead of the current dictatorial and repressive environment in which you clearly reside.


What are you on? I want some Wink


ya forealz, is it still puff puff pass on a meth pipe?

Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2010.01.26 09:23:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Hellfury Resurrected
Originally by: Herty
I have my occasional good troll.


No you don't

Swalesey
Prosperity Through Violence
Posted - 2010.01.26 09:52:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: Kani Prost
Hi,

In my years of doing empire wars trying to war dec industry based corporations never plays out honestly. I've ran multiple corporations with past character that did empire wars and every Indy corp we deced they'd just disband there corp and join an alt corp evading the wars and CCP won't do a damn thing about it trust me I've tried reporting people for it and it doesn't work.

War decing this "Sanction of Steel" corporation in all honestly is a waste of time/isk they will dock/run/hide or log off and go play on alts for a few weeks until you run along and go play somewhere else.

I wanna quote "Verone" from VETO Corp.

Character Name - "How do I make my corp better we want PVP but every time we war dec people or something they just run away.

Verone - War decing people is a waste of time hence why there in high security systems. The majority of people in high sec are there to run missions or do there mining / industry work not PVP.

In the 2 years I ran my corporation we got pretty much all our PVP from low sec and 0.0 roams some high sec but that was station camping or can flipping / using ***gotry logistics :)

Sucks you lost your Orca but at the same time gotta be careful what corporations you join as it's perfectly legal to do this kinda stuff and it happens on a daily basis. Your free to do what you want etc.. but to me i'd just let it go and move on and at least you'll know next time to be a bit more careful on what corp/corps your joining.



I think we found our first sanction of steel alt :P

Mr Greh
Jacob Boner Incorporated
Posted - 2010.01.26 12:30:00 - [40]
 

Originally by: Dopekitten
While I scoff at those who absquatulate with corporation goods, I am forced to respond to this man's cunicular pleas.

Therefore, lend me your ears; I come to bury Sanction of Steel, not to praise it. You may be disappointed to hear that my concrete suggestions on how to wage war on colonialism are sprinkled throughout this letter like raisins in a pudding, not grouped together in a single block of text at the end. This was a conscious decision I made based on the observation that I receive a great deal of correspondence from people all over the world. One of the things that impresses me about all of it is the massive number of people who realize that Sanction of Steel insists that cultural tradition has never contributed a single thing to the advancement of knowledge or understanding. This is a rather strong notion from someone who knows so little about the subject.

For a variety of reasons, some strategic, some ideological, some attitudinal, and all of them wrong, oppressive, morally questionable fussbudgets get on my nerves. While the concept of broad-based peace and social justice coalitions remains desirable, Sanction of Steel loves alarmism with the kind of irrational passion normally reserved for professional sports teams. Every store in the country should have that chiseled in large letters over the entryway. Maybe then people would grasp that life is a search for the true, the good, and the beautiful. It is not, as Sanction of Steel believes, an excuse to tap into the national resurgence of overt voyeurism. Yes, Sanction of Steel may be nothing more than a disposable tool of power-wielding, shallow scoundrels but incompetent and unholy, its histrionics resemble a dilapidated shed. Kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will collapse, proving my claim that Sanction of Steel sometimes puts itself in charge of forcing me to wind up in a straitjacket and locked in a padded cell. At other times, one of its lickspittles is deputed for the job. In either case, Sanction of Steel has no discernible talents. The only things it has clearly mastered are biological functions. Well, I suppose Sanction of Steel is also good at convincing people that the Earth is flat, but my point is that it's debatable whether Sanction of Steel's positions are surrounded by a halo of ruffianism. However, no one can disagree that there is a problem here. A very large, rotten, logorrheic problem. Let me conclude by stating that Sanction of Steel has no innate compass for judging what is proper behavior and what is unacceptable. You can quote me on that.


Dude, you don't get it. Tell us what you're on! I want some!Shocked

Lindsay Logan
Posted - 2010.01.26 12:46:00 - [41]
 

Ahh, to be a carebear again, and to live in high sec doing silly stuff...

Bouchement
Posted - 2010.01.26 14:48:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer
and wanting to chill out and read some erotic Harry Potter fanfic


WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS




.

Death4free
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.01.26 17:16:00 - [43]
 

This is a reasonably entertaining day for eve. First gooonswarm gets **** trained and now this

what more shenanigins will be occuring in the future?>

Armag3ddon
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.01.26 18:36:00 - [44]
 

I feel the current bout of karma that is hitting eve is a sign of the end times.

EVERYONE QUICK REPENT FOR YOUR SINS!

Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2010.01.26 19:20:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Armag3ddon
I feel the current bout of karma that is hitting eve is a sign of the end times.

EVERYONE QUICK REPENT FOR YOUR SINS!


What is the karma kickback for hello kitty themed forums? ugh

Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
Posted - 2010.01.26 23:18:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: Gladys Pank
Originally by: Armag3ddon
I feel the current bout of karma that is hitting eve is a sign of the end times.

EVERYONE QUICK REPENT FOR YOUR SINS!


What is the karma kickback for hello kitty themed forums? ugh


I come and give you a Chinese burn.

Jack Dant
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.01.27 11:17:00 - [47]
 

I am most confused:
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer

20 mil per dead Sanction of Steel ship (proper ships mind, no sh*t fit frigs and shuttles).
300 mil for the destruction of their POS.

But then:
Quote:
Anyway u mad?

Anyone here can solve the mystery of the shrinking POS?

Havohej
Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics
Posted - 2010.01.27 11:30:00 - [48]
 

Originally by: Dopekitten
absquatulate

Can't believe that's really a word. Hilarious.

Intigo
Amarr
Genos Occidere
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.01.27 11:34:00 - [49]
 

You are a special case of terrible, Larkonis.

Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
Posted - 2010.01.27 12:04:00 - [50]
 

Edited by: Larkonis TrassIer on 27/01/2010 12:06:26
Originally by: Jack Dant
I am most confused:
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer

20 mil per dead Sanction of Steel ship (proper ships mind, no sh*t fit frigs and shuttles).
300 mil for the destruction of their POS.

But then:
Quote:
Anyway u mad?

Anyone here can solve the mystery of the shrinking POS?


Yes. In my haste to catalogue their assets I thought I was sitting in a large tower when in fact, it was not. Forgive me. Really, I'm not going to be that unprofessional in my lying (if I were lying) and say they have a Large Tower and then buy a small and pretend I've stolen it. There are many independant witnesses to the event.

Originally by: Intigo
You are a special case of terrible, Larkonis.


Thanks Intigo.

Fearr Dorchaa
Posted - 2010.01.27 13:50:00 - [51]
 

First lol was relaising Larkonis was ganked while he ****ed but beter lols were to follow.

Good thread, would read again.

Nicely played Sir o7

Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
Posted - 2010.01.29 20:22:00 - [52]
 

Due to the possibility of War Targets subverting my honourable bounty payment scheme participants in this event are requested to upload ALL kills to www.eve-kill.net for evaluation by myself and my dedicated team and an efficiency bonus will be paid out at the end of the campaign.

Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
Posted - 2010.01.29 22:32:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer
Edited by: Larkonis TrassIer on 27/01/2010 12:06:26
Originally by: Jack Dant
I am most confused:
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer

20 mil per dead Sanction of Steel ship (proper ships mind, no sh*t fit frigs and shuttles).
300 mil for the destruction of their POS.

But then:
Quote:
Anyway u mad?

Anyone here can solve the mystery of the shrinking POS?


Yes. In my haste to catalogue their assets I thought I was sitting in a large tower when in fact, it was not. Forgive me. Really, I'm not going to be that unprofessional in my lying (if I were lying) and say they have a Large Tower and then buy a small and pretend I've stolen it. There are many independant witnesses to the event.


Yeah I was there when he stole it and ganked the hauler that was going to pick it up. I only got paid 200mill thoughugh

Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.01.29 23:06:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: Erehwon Rorschach
haha :P


ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO HIM IMO JUST SAYING


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