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Jennifer Danz
Posted - 2004.12.18 00:44:00 - [211]
 

Shiria told me to post here, so:

Name: Jennifer Danz
Race: Brutor
Occupation: Chief Financial Officer for the PlanetCorp Conglomerate
Hobbies: Killing stuff, collecting corpses, and making other people rich

Azure Skyclad
Amarr
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2004.12.18 01:38:00 - [212]
 

Edited by: Azure Skyclad on 18/12/2004 01:41:43
Name: Azure Skyclad
Race: Ni Kunni
Occupation: Brooding, Hassling Jasmine, Black and Lacey things (i'm currently occupying some), Bothering God Botherers (part time)
Likes: Nekkid Sword Fighting, Irish Coffee, Jasmine, Wren, Bad Harlequin Twisted Evil Wearing "Cheer Up Goth" T-shirts when hanging around space stations (irony....love it)
Dislikes: God Botherers, Zaphod Robotnik, Getting shot at, Bad hair days, Bad Lace and Hair days. Bad Lace and Hair and Make Up days.




Anna Mae
Galatic Trade Federation
Posted - 2004.12.18 23:03:00 - [213]
 

Name: Anna Mae
Occupation: Jona's Sister
Race: Gallente

Jona Mae
The Scope
Posted - 2004.12.18 23:05:00 - [214]
 

Name: Jona Mae
Occupation: Reducing complexity
Race: Gallente

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.12.19 18:57:00 - [215]
 

Due to overwhelming public demand, I've decided to re-open the GLB Beauty Test:

Name: Kendar Zek
Score: 62
Status: striking

Judge notes: bonus for living up to his ideals.
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Name: Vampire Blade
Score: 81
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Don't cry, pirate carebear! Crying or Very sad
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Name: Rarium
Score: 62
Status: striking

Judge notes: To die for...
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Name: Fornacis
Score: 80
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Good heavens, she's a tasty dish.
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Name: Jennifer Danz
Score: 65
Status: striking

Judge notes: The corpse market treats you well?
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Name: Azure Skyclad
Score: 71
Status: gorgeous

Judge notes: Bonus for loving lace and irony.
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Name: Anna Mae
Score: 64
Status: striking

Judge notes: She even looks beautiful without makeup.
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Name: Jona Mae
Score: 61
Status: striking

Judge notes: Aww, don't pout. Evil or Very Mad
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Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.

Selena D'Kree
Gallente
The Company of Wolves
Posted - 2004.12.19 20:57:00 - [216]
 

I went through and found everyone who is 80 and above, for anyone who was wondering.

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Name: Jasmine Constantine
Score: 86
Status: Awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Very mischevious.
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Name: Viccarrah
Score: 85
Status: Awe-inspiring

Judge notes: I think she's upset.
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Name: Kindathey
Score: 85
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: We're wondering if you like [censored] or [censored].
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Name: Sarros
Score: 84
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Never kiss and tell?
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Name: Tera Lin
Score: 83
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Absolutely stunning face.
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Name: Shintoko Akahoshi
Score: 83
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Who says intelligence can't be sexy?
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Name: Amarula,
Score: 83
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Mega points for originality and bounce.
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Name: Vampire Blade
Score: 81
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Don't cry, pirate carebear!
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Name: Myneria Obex
Score: 80
Status: Awe-inspiring

Judge notes: [Classified by Kaleigh Doyle]
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Name: Fornacis
Score: 80
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Good heavens, she's a tasty dish.
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Name: Jade Constantine
Score: 80
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Bonus points for being a cult idol.
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Name: Kitten Hearder
Score: 80
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: We'd never turn you down.
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Name: Jalia Kovac
Score: 80
Status: Awe-Inspiring

Judge notes: She's very serious.
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Name: Vinerya
Score: 80
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: We don't like fatboys either(unless they pay well).
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Always,
Selena D'Kree
Mac's Pleasure Bunny

Proud Member of Glamour Bunnies

Ly'sol
Caldari
Posted - 2004.12.19 21:26:00 - [217]
 

I wanna see the results by race and gender!!!

Selena D'Kree
Gallente
The Company of Wolves
Posted - 2004.12.19 21:42:00 - [218]
 

Originally by: Ly'sol
I wanna see the results by race and gender!!!


Shocked

*gets out the pink fluffy handcuffs and ties up Ly'sol*

Proud Member of Glamour Bunnies

Ly'sol
Caldari
Posted - 2004.12.19 21:48:00 - [219]
 

Shocked

<melts and dazed says>

did I say gender?....or....sex?

<looks back at selene helpless>

You sure are pruty <chuckles>

Selena D'Kree
Gallente
The Company of Wolves
Posted - 2004.12.19 21:52:00 - [220]
 

Originally by: Ly'sol
Shocked

<melts and dazed says>

did I say gender?....or....sex?

<looks back at selene helpless>

You sure are pruty <chuckles>


*giggles*

I just tied you up to get you away from the Gelnet and giving people ideas, but *sighs* I will see what I can do on getting what you want. Wink

Proud Member of Glamour Bunnies

Selena D'Kree
Gallente
The Company of Wolves
Posted - 2004.12.19 23:01:00 - [221]
 

Edited by: Selena D'Kree on 19/12/2004 23:03:07

Ok here are the top 3 people of each race and of each gender. Hope this is what you wanted. If anything is mixed up let me know, for it wasn't easy sorting through all those data sheets. If anyone surpasses anyone on this list as new Galnet post come in, this will be updated to match the results.

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Amarr Females:

Name: Carmen Niagara
Score: 82
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Mmmmm....

Name: Ramona dePaola
Score: 81
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: The life of leisure has treated you well.

Name: Azure Skyclad
Score: 71
Status: gorgeous

Judge notes: Bonus for loving lace and irony.

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Amarr Males:

Name: Hardin
Score: 75
Status: striking

Judge notes: Bonus score for indulging in sin.

Name: Szumo Manos
Score: 68
Status: striking

Judge notes: C'mon, give us a smile.

Name: Ethidium Bromide
Score: 61
Status: striking

Judge notes:

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Caldari Females:

Name: Tera Lin
Score: 83
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Absolutely stunning face.

Name: Vampire Blade
Score: 81
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Don't cry, pirate carebear!

Name: Kitten Hearder
Score: 80
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: We'd never turn you down.

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Caldari Males:

Name: Ly'sol
Score: 71
Status: gorgeous

Judge notes: I was beginning to wonder if there were any real Caldari men out there.

Name: Bigfoot Hunter
Score: 59
Status: textbook example

Judge notes: Amarr girls aren't the only ones who enjoy whips and chains. (ugh, she made me write that.)

Name: Jubba theMad
Score: 58
Status: textbook example

Judge notes: My number one stalker.

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Gallente Females:

Name: Jasmine Constantine
Score: 86
Status: Awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Very mischevious.

Name: Kindathey
Score: 85
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: We're wondering if you like [censored] or [censored].

Name: Shintoko Akahoshi
Score: 83
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Who says intelligence can't be sexy?

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Gallente Males:

Name: Mac Knife
Score: 74
Status: gorgeous

Judge notes: Rawr!

Name: Ganje
Score: 71
Status: Gorgeous

Judge notes: Compliments go a long way.

Name: Black January
Score: 69
Status: striking

Judge notes: Power is sexy. rawr!
Special Hair Note: You should put it forward over your face, like an Amarr with a hood.

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Minmatar Females:

Name: Viccarrah
Score: 85
Status: Awe-inspiring

Name: Sarros
Score: 84
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Never kiss and tell?

Judge notes: I think she's upset.
Name: Amarula,
Score: 83
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Mega points for originality and bounce.

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Minmatar Males:

Name: Pulgor
Score: 66
Status: striking

Judge notes: Keep praying.

Name: Rhagnor
Score: 61
Status: striking

Judge notes: bonus for being manly enough to wear a kilt. Oh, and compliments will get you everywhere.

Name: Zerbot Murega
Score: 57
Status: textbook example

Judge notes: Turn that frown upside down!

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Thank you and Always,
Selena D'Kree
Mac's Pleasure Bunny

Proud Member of Glamour Bunnies

Mac Knife
Gallente
The Company of Wolves
Posted - 2004.12.19 23:10:00 - [222]
 

omgomgomg im number 1.
well firstly i'd like to thank Pantene pro-v for giving me this wonderful hair, i'd also like to thank my parents for giving me this fab face paint when i was 10. Nivia for men. for my fantastic skin condition. And of course to the judges who gave me such a good rating. I love you all

LaughingLaughing

Selena D'Kree
Gallente
The Company of Wolves
Posted - 2004.12.19 23:14:00 - [223]
 

Originally by: Mac Knife
omgomgomg im number 1.
well firstly i'd like to thank Pantene pro-v for giving me this wonderful hair, i'd also like to thank my parents for giving me this fab face paint when i was 10. Nivia for men. for my fantastic skin condition. And of course to the judges who gave me such a good rating. I love you all

LaughingLaughing


Shocked

I created a monstor.

*breaks out the chains and drags Mac to the cage*

Always,
Selena D'Kree
Mac's Pleasure Bunny

Proud Member of Glamour Bunnies

Icchan
Posted - 2004.12.20 08:47:00 - [224]
 

Is this thing still open?

I've been away for a long time from the capsule pilot community and I'd like to take a shot at this.
Being perceived only by yourself through the mirror gives a very one-sided view, it would help to get a perspective from the other side as well.

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.12.20 13:27:00 - [225]
 

Originally by: Icchan
Is this thing still open?

Yes it is, Icchan, lucky for you I just reopened it.

Name: Icchan
Score: 69
Status: striking

Judge notes: So...pointless. Wink
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Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.





John Nova
Posted - 2004.12.20 14:16:00 - [226]
 

Edited by: John Nova on 20/12/2004 14:17:27
Ah well, it worth a shot...
I am John Nova from New Caldari. My parent corporation is Hyasyoda corporation. I will always be Loyal to my state, corp and friends. I can be serious and fun as needed be and enjoy nothing more than socailising with mates and friends. I am completing my final tests in the state war academy and I hope to join a Caldari based military corporation. I disagree with Human rights abuse.

[EDIT: Bleh Stupid forum, looks like you will have to search me ingameSad ]

Heinrich Rix
Core Domination
Posted - 2004.12.20 15:22:00 - [227]
 

So few caldari men? Shame on my fellow countrymen...

Name: Heinrich Rix
Race: Deteis
Occupation: Pilot
Likes: Khanid Innovations starship desings, pretty laser beams penetrating enemy shields, pie.
Dislikes: Pods, work.

Rae DiAnne
Posted - 2004.12.20 17:32:00 - [228]
 

Name: Rai DiAnne
Race: Minmatar
Occupation: Currently engaged in the business of extracting ore
Hobbies: Too busy to have hobbies Crying or Very sad

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.12.20 20:12:00 - [229]
 

Originally by: John Nova

[EDIT: Bleh Stupid forum, looks like you will have to search me ingameSad ]

Sad

Name: John Nova
Score: 0
Status: n/a

Judge notes: If only you had a pretty headshot to go with that lovely name.
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Name: Heinrich Rix
Score: 50
Status: textbook example

Judge notes: What is it with men and shield penetration?
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Name: Rae DiAnne
Score: 74
Status: gorgeous

Judge notes: Too busy being beautiful. Wink
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Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.

El Sayal
Caldari
Chaos and Order
Posted - 2004.12.20 20:15:00 - [230]
 

Originally by: Heinrich Rix
So few caldari men? Shame on my fellow countrymen...



Well fine then.

Name El Sayal
Race: Caldari (Civire)
Occupation: Contractor (non-specific)
Hobbies: Acquisition

Jezibelle
Posted - 2004.12.20 23:07:00 - [231]
 

Edited by: Jezibelle on 20/12/2004 23:08:12
post deleted due to a missing picCrying or Very sad

John Nova
Posted - 2004.12.21 04:15:00 - [232]
 

I resubmit my entry Smile

Selena D'Kree
Gallente
The Company of Wolves
Posted - 2004.12.21 04:30:00 - [233]
 

Originally by: John Nova
I resubmit my entry Smile


Still can't see your pic! ugh

Proud Member of Glamour Bunnies

John Nova
Posted - 2004.12.21 05:33:00 - [234]
 

Strange, I can...

Ly'sol
Caldari
Posted - 2004.12.21 07:39:00 - [235]
 

Oooo Thanks hun..good work

Lorelei Raen
Posted - 2004.12.21 09:54:00 - [236]
 

Hello. I'm a fairly new pod pilot and I find it intriguing that so many are preoccupied with their supposed appearance. Our portraits, after all, were taken prior to us being riddled with the implants and synaptic interfaces required by the "wet grave" technology that enables us to pilot our ships.

Being hard-wired into a ship does not make one overly photogenic, I'd imagine, although in truth I've not seen myself in over a month, so I've no real way of knowing. To this end, I would contest that beauty must come from one's soul, and shine through in our words and deeds, for we have little or no outer beauty any more. Basing this "contest" on one's portrait is a falacy.

Or is the pod pilot community really that superficial?

Cis Te'veren
Posted - 2004.12.21 10:01:00 - [237]
 

Edited by: Cis Te'veren on 21/12/2004 10:07:38
Hi!

I'm Cis and I would like to take part to this contest. I've seen many beatiful contestors, and I would like to see how I compare to them. My hobbies are snow boarding and fitness training. I also read lot of books. I like rough male podpilots who know what they're doing.

See you all in space!

Oh, I forgot:

Race: Gallente
Occupation: Freelancer

Graelyn
Amarr
Wolfsbrigade
Posted - 2004.12.21 10:17:00 - [238]
 

*shrugs* Why not?

Size me up if you wish. This could be fairly entertaining.

Junkzinat0r
Minmatar
Owwww My Eye
Posted - 2004.12.21 10:48:00 - [239]
 

Name: Junkzinat0r
Race: Minmatar Sebeistor
Occupation: Ushra'Khan warrior
Hobbies: throwing explosive objects at Angels, collecting useless trinkets, polishing my stabber .... Twisted Evil

Please check my ingame image? I think this is broken. Oh.. and it's my serious face, and i'm not bald. It's a solar array for a s3x machine.

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.12.21 16:45:00 - [240]
 

Originally by: Lorelei Raen

Being hard-wired into a ship does not make one overly photogenic, I'd imagine, although in truth I've not seen myself in over a month, so I've no real way of knowing. To this end, I would contest that beauty must come from one's soul, and shine through in our words and deeds, for we have little or no outer beauty any more. Basing this "contest" on one's portrait is a fallacy.

Or is the pod pilot community really that superficial?

Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful. Wink

Your protest is quite inspiring, despite the hypocrisy. On one hand you draw attention to the public being judged under the supposed fallacy of external beauty by our standards, and yet we're condemned as superficial for failing to adhere to your objective analysis of the soul. So just for you, my dear Lorelei, I'll make an exception:

Name: Lorelei Raen
Words: judgemental, ignorant, hypocritical, opinionated
Deeds: n/a
Score: 50
Status: textbook example

Judge notes: We'd have given you a 71 on the Beauty test for being such a pretty girl, but...
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Thank you for participating in the GLB Soul Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to spiritual illumination. (okie, I'm done teasing now. Wink)

In all seriousness, the GLB beauty test is more than an amusing piece of entertainment for the masses, its a stunning reminder that through all the scientific and technological advancements, we're still only human. These portraits are a subtle reminder of our pre-pod days when we still lived inconspicuously amongst the masses as mortals, with friends and loves ones. It's a reminder of where we came from, and who we always will be; it's a service I relish in providing.

With outer beauty comes inner strength.

Oh, where was I? Right...

Name: Cis Te'veren
Score: 69
Status: striking

Judge notes: Do rough pilots know what they're doing?
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Name: Graelyn
Score: 55
Status: textbook example

Judge notes: Bonus to score for being such a carefree Amarr.
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Name: Junkzinat0r
Score: 39
Status: disgusting

Judge notes: Oh how we hates the 1337. Rolling Eyes
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Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.


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