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GoGo Yubari
Veto.
Posted - 2004.11.30 18:31:00 - [151]
 

Edited by: GoGo Yubari on 30/11/2004 18:49:28

Name: GoGo Yubari
Race: Intaki!
Hobbies: Looking for perfection in the art of the kill, like a sun-tanned surfer wandering the galaxy's many beaches looking for the one perfect wave. An Intaki separatist on her off-days. Yoga.
Occupation: A lifestyle pirate.
Likes: Moist, sensual environments .. like pods and orgies. Her Claw-class interceptor, "Le Petit Morte". Also likes her slaver-hound, "Gank".
Dislikes: Most things.

Kombigirl
Gallente
Posted - 2004.11.30 19:05:00 - [152]
 

Name: Kombigirl
Race: Gallente
Hobbies: Volunteering at the local Centre for the Handicapped
Occupation: Motivational Speaker
Likes: Seeing young kids get out of the cycle of gang violence. Watching the potential being used for good.
Dislikes: The uncaring people of the world, who would simply allow the unfortunate to live in squalor, violence, and crime.

Notes: Please excuse the appearance of my eyes, it is a genetic defect and I am unable to afford the treatment. My brother, Kombiman, has helped me live everyday life by simply helping me whenever I need someone to be my eyes. He told me of this test and cajoled me into applying, he said I am a "real looker", even with my eyes...well...I don't know about that, but what do you think?

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.11.30 19:20:00 - [153]
 

Originally by: Kombigirl
My brother, Kombiman, has helped me live everyday life by simply helping me whenever I need someone to be my eyes. He told me of this test and cajoled me into applying, he said I am a "real looker", even with my eyes...well...I don't know about that, but what do you think?


I hate to break it to you miss, but your brother forgot to send us your headshot. It's a shame, because we usually apply bonuses for the blind and disabled. Sad

Name: Gogo Yubari
Score: 78
Status: gorgeous

Judge notes: Bonus for making piracy a lifestyle choice.
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Name: Kombigirl
Score: 0
Status: n/a

Judge notes: disqualified.
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Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.

Sarina
Amarr
Setenta Corp
Posted - 2004.11.30 22:12:00 - [154]
 

Edited by: Sarina on 30/11/2004 22:22:59
I might be entering late but here goes nothing:

Name:Sarina
Race: Ni-Kunni
Occupation: Mad Scientist & Villain

***We interrupt this broadcast for the following announcement
75% off all Spamasonic cordless phones!
Moonquakes destroyed the section of the Spamasonic factory where they make their telephone cords.
So we're selling them to you at this incredible discount!
All are in perfect condition and will probably work great if you can figure out how to connect them to anything! ***


Hobbies: Shopping in various regions for ultimate doomsday weapons, red lipstick, MWD, WMD either or both, and yes! Insulting Xanox Ri.

Sarina have gotten the tradeskills online - finally. (Sadly they came with built in commercials.)
She shakes head to get rid of the annoying voice that starts to call out a new commercial in her hearing center, and closes the channel hastingly.

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.12.01 02:03:00 - [155]
 

It's never too late to enter.

And by special request...

Name: Jade Constantine

Race: Gallente

Occupation: Exiled Political Radical and apparently the creator of the biggest frontier conflict in Eve history.

Hobbies: Public relations, propaganda, psychosocial engineering and manipulating national mythologies for fun and profit. Also enjoys Amarri matriarchs and *nudge nudge* cultural roleplay *nudge*.

Likes: Thorax cruisers and pointblank combat, fine wines and latin dance rhythmns beneath the light of distant suns in the company of posthuman debutants and transeugenic disco divas.

Dislikes: Stuffy Plutocrats, numpty tyrants, narrow-minded territorialist muppets and murderous fundimentalist prudes *cough* (UDI) *cough*


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Name: Sarina
Score: 63
Status: striking

Judge notes: You're just crazy...
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Name: Jade Constantine
Score: 80
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Bonus points for being a cult idol.
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Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.

Jubba theMad
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2004.12.01 23:00:00 - [156]
 

The one you've been waiting for Kaleigh baby...

Name: Jubba the Mad
Race: Caldari; Civire
Occupation: Caldari ultra-nationalist; Psychopath; Conspiracy theorist extrodinaire
Hobbies: Being shot down by Matrai freedom fighters; killing Gallente Convoy lifeboats; eating people
Likes: The screams of innocents over the com-link as the missiles go in; Kaleigh Doyle (secretly in love with her and wants to cook and eat every last morsel of her gorgeous and tender flesh, mmmm); Suicide attacks on Battleships; that tough red meat around the shin
Dislikes: Talona (she hurts us precious, yes she does); Offal (everyone has to draw the line somewhere); That bunch of spineless wusses known as the Gallente Union - no courage of their convictions


Selena D'Kree
Gallente
The Company of Wolves
Posted - 2004.12.02 04:32:00 - [157]
 

Edited by: Selena D'Kree on 02/12/2004 04:35:38
Originally by: Jubba theMad


Likes: Kaleigh Doyle (secretly in love with her and wants to cook and eat every last morsel of her gorgeous and tender flesh, mmmm)



I always knew this to be true. Wink

Glamour Bunnies

Kombigirl
Gallente
Posted - 2004.12.02 13:07:00 - [158]
 

Quote:
I hate to break it to you miss, but your brother forgot to send us your headshot. It's a shame, because we usually apply bonuses for the blind and disabled.

Yes, as wonderful as I think my brother is, he can be quite the doofus sometimes. Perhaps it will work this time?
Quote:
Name: Kombigirl
Race: Gallente
Hobbies: Volunteering at the local Centre for the Handicapped
Occupation: Motivational Speaker
Likes: Seeing young kids get out of the cycle of gang violence. Watching the potential being used for good.
Dislikes: The uncaring people of the world, who would simply allow the unfortunate to live in squalor, violence, and crime.

Monty Tomasi
Phoenix Wing
Alektorophobia
Posted - 2004.12.02 15:01:00 - [159]
 

Name: Monty Tomasi

Race: Gallente

Hobbies: Broadening the horizons of others who have denied themselves the full pleasures of the mind and body, acting as an ambassador for those who partake in less mainstream forms of entertainment and of course the pursuit of ecstatic bliss in all its shapes and forms.

Occupation: Temptation Evangelist

Likes: People who use the words delectable, scintillating and ravishing - or whom these terms can be applied to. The Glamour Bunnies are a superb example of divine creatures whom these words most certainly apply to. Also, reading the riveting "Travels with Cassandra" by the lovely and delicious Cassandra D'Livia.

Dislikes: People who use the phrases over-indulgence, true decadence and corrupting of innocents without having gone to the trouble of actually immersing themselves in these experiences. I have a love / hate relationship with people who consider themselves to be morally superior. I hate listening to their droning rhetoric, but I love the fact that they come to me to indulge their fantasies.

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.12.02 15:22:00 - [160]
 

Lovely, more entries....

Name: Jubba theMad
Score: 58
Status: textbook example

Judge notes: My number one stalker. Wink
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Name: Kombigirl
Score: 75
Status: gorgeous

Judge notes: Mmm, bonus for being so aggressive.
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Name: Monty Tomasi
Score: 67
Status: striking

Judge notes: Bonus for indulging our fragile egos. Razz
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Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.

Jubba theMad
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2004.12.02 21:48:00 - [161]
 

Stalker?

I seem to recall there being a certain excited squeek in your voice last time you saw i was in local?

And 58? So... so... mediocre? I expect one of either enthusiasem (even perhaps outright enthusi-spasim?), or revulsion, not this...apathy...

Kaleigh baby, you gve me no feedback. Jubba wants to eat you, and you give him 58?

Suddenly, you seem like nobody Jubba wants to kill...

Is that what you want Kaleigh?

Is that what you really want?

Cassandra D'Livia
Gallente
Doomheim
Posted - 2004.12.02 22:06:00 - [162]
 

Originally by: Monty Tomasi
Also, reading the riveting "Travels with Cassandra" by the lovely and delicious Cassandra D'Livia.


You delectable, scintillating and ravishing man!

*swoons, hoping some hunk will catch her before she tumbles delicately to the soft cushiony bear skin rug*

Heero Yuy
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2004.12.03 00:12:00 - [163]
 

* Heero Yuy trys to do a dance to try impress the judges so he wont just be a text book example.

Ly'sol
Caldari
Posted - 2004.12.03 00:22:00 - [164]
 

Originally by: Cassandra D'Livia
Originally by: Monty Tomasi
Also, reading the riveting "Travels with Cassandra" by the lovely and delicious Cassandra D'Livia.


You delectable, scintillating and ravishing man!

*swoons, hoping some hunk will catch her before she tumbles delicately to the soft cushiony bear skin rug*



<Sweeps her off her feet, spins her around and steadys Cassandra uneasily on her feet.>

Bear skin isnt worth it. <smiles> now if you saide mink...or a pile of silk blowing in the wind. Then thats sound thing different. <spins her aroundby her hand and pats her on the butt to have her scamper off>

Cassandra D'Livia
Gallente
Doomheim
Posted - 2004.12.03 01:01:00 - [165]
 

Originally by: Ly'sol
<spins her aroundby her hand and pats her on the butt to have her scamper off>


Scamper? An action attributable to children and to tramps. You don't consider me a child do you? Cool


Mac Knife
Gallente
The Company of Wolves
Posted - 2004.12.03 01:13:00 - [166]
 

LMAO! stalkers in eve, what next?

Cleome
Gallente
Posted - 2004.12.03 05:20:00 - [167]
 

I applied once before,but *sniffle* i'm technologically impaired Embarassed

Name: Cleome (the space flower)
Race: Gallente, Intaki
Occupation: Currently a professional slacker...but i promise i'm really good at it! Er, besides this ship doesn't fly itself! No wait i have autopilot on *sigh*
Likes: Chasing unsuspecting male miners around, explosions, pretty jewelry

Ly'sol
Caldari
Posted - 2004.12.03 05:27:00 - [168]
 

Originally by: Cassandra D'Livia
Originally by: Ly'sol
<spins her aroundby her hand and pats her on the butt to have her scamper off>


Scamper? An action attributable to children and to tramps. You don't consider me a child do you? Cool




My dear,

You are most. definately. a woman.

What I said was mearly play...that is, if you dont want to play with me...I...understand.

Cassandra D'Livia
Gallente
Doomheim
Posted - 2004.12.03 05:51:00 - [169]
 

Originally by: Ly'sol
My dear,

You are most definately a woman. What I said was mearly play...that is, if you dont want to play with me...I...understand.


Ah, there we go . . . that's the Ly'sol I cherish so dearly. As for play, well, I believe I have some competition on that field . . ..Twisted Evil

xoxo

Cassandra

Ly'sol
Caldari
Posted - 2004.12.03 07:20:00 - [170]
 

Competition is what Caldari are all about.Cool

Selena D'Kree
Gallente
The Company of Wolves
Posted - 2004.12.03 13:46:00 - [171]
 

Originally by: Mac Knife
LMAO! stalkers in eve, what next?


You should already know that. You've been stalking me for how long now?

Glamour Bunnies

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.12.03 14:30:00 - [172]
 

Originally by: Selena D'Kree

You should already know that. You've been stalking me for how long now?


*gasp* Jubba has...has been cheating on me!

Originally by: Ly'sol
Competition is what Caldari are all about.Cool


Hmm, that's too bad....we like to share. Wink


Name: Mac Knife
Score: 74
Status: gorgeous

Judge notes: Rawr! Twisted Evil
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Name: Cleome
Score: 77
Status: gorgeous

Judge notes: Absolutely delectible.
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Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.

Monty Tomasi
Phoenix Wing
Alektorophobia
Posted - 2004.12.03 17:59:00 - [173]
 

Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle
Judge notes: Bonus for indulging our fragile egos. Razz


Ooh, I do enjoy hearing the word 'indulging'. Especially when it passes the lips of a universally famous and devastatingly gorgeous actress.

Selena D'Kree
Gallente
The Company of Wolves
Posted - 2004.12.04 05:11:00 - [174]
 

Edited by: Selena D'Kree on 04/12/2004 05:14:15
Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle
Originally by: Selena D'Kree

You should already know that. You've been stalking me for how long now?


*gasp* Jubba has...has been cheating on me!



Hehehe, no I was quoting Mac Knife, my YARRRR!!

Glamour Bunnies

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.12.04 06:23:00 - [175]
 

Edited by: Kaleigh Doyle on 04/12/2004 17:16:53
Originally by: Rhagnor


Oh while I am typing, I think I should enter Kaleigh Doyle. Seem this charming young lady doesn't want (or dare?) to enter herself so I will have to do it for her.

Name: Kaleigh Doyle
Race: Pretty
Occupation: For one thing, being the lovely hostess to this Beauty Test
Hobbies: Among other things, being ultimately charming while chatting in La Maison



You want your pretty actress? fine...

Name: Kaleigh Doyle
Score: n/a
Status: n/a

Judge notes: guilty conscience
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Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.

[edited]

j0sephine
Caldari
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2004.12.04 07:27:00 - [176]
 

"Competition is what Caldari are all about.Cool"

Tho' one has to be careful about it, since it can typically involve price wars and that in some areas is just one step from being branded cheap... ;s

*scampers off*

Shintoko Akahoshi
Risen Angels
Posted - 2004.12.04 10:08:00 - [177]
 

Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle

Name: Kaleigh Doyle
Score: 0
Status: murderer



Someones stricken with the guilties. Needlessly, I think. In a posthuman world, death no longer is permanent. Instead it's merely a catharsis, potentially a catalyst for change. How can it be murder, after all, when your victim wakes up 30 seconds later in a new shell? And if even death passes out of sight, so must damnation follow and not remain.

Jasmine Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2004.12.04 12:42:00 - [178]
 


Some Jericho Fraction executives in the past have found that ah ... ummm certain forms of *physical atonement* help for such guilt complexes Kaleigh. I'm told that that submission can be good for the soul.

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.12.04 13:35:00 - [179]
 

Originally by: Shintoko Akahoshi
Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle

Name: Kaleigh Doyle
Score: 0
Status: murderer



Someones stricken with the guilties. Needlessly, I think. In a posthuman world, death no longer is permanent. Instead it's merely a catharsis, potentially a catalyst for change. How can it be murder, after all, when your victim wakes up 30 seconds later in a new shell? And if even death passes out of sight, so must damnation follow and not remain.


...it's the thought that counts.

Originally by: Jasmine Constantine

Some Jericho Fraction executives in the past have found that ah ... ummm certain forms of *physical atonement* help for such guilt complexes Kaleigh. I'm told that that submission can be good for the soul.



Mmm. I was going to run myself into a gatecamp with my pod until I couldn't remember how to do it, but you've given me a better idea. Jubba theMad, today is your lucky day, and I'm going to fulfill one of your twisted fantasies. I offer you my living body to do with as you please. Please contact me soon.....I can't wait.

GoGo Yubari
Veto.
Posted - 2004.12.04 14:24:00 - [180]
 

Kaleigh,

It causes me some unease to see you troubled by these pangs of conscience over murder. Instead of contemplating suicide or the physical violation of your flesh, I would beseech you to consider the Sani Sabik sect.

They -- indeed, we -- may be able to show you that murder is not an unfortunate happenstance, but that it can serve a ritual purpose in guiding you towards a deeper, hidden wisdom. If your desire to rid yourself of this ailmeint is true, I urge you to come to Oyonata and indocrinate yourself with the Blood Raiders.

Yours,

GoGo Yubari


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