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Pulgor
Posted - 2004.11.24 00:25:00 - [61]
 

Name: Pulgor Edallan
Occupation: Commodore of the Ammatar Federation.
Hobbies: Watching Everlasting Worlds and Empires on the FEDNET and praying to god.

Kagutsuchi
Caldari
Red Core
Ka'ge Kumi
Posted - 2004.11.24 00:42:00 - [62]
 

Name: Kagutsucho
Race: Caldari
Occupation: Ex-CEO, now new corp advisor and alliance co-ord'
Likes: This thread, the question guys wanna know, but rarely dare ask.... lol, excellent Kaleigh
Dislikes: Morons and ppl that cant drive properly
Hobbies: EVE-Online, my family.... oh and work, honestugh

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.11.24 02:20:00 - [63]
 

Originally by: Cassandra D'Livia

Hello All!

My high mark inspired me to throw caution to the wind and jump ship from the very boring and generally ugly researchers at Navy Federal to become a Glamour Bunny!

Thank you beautiful sisters!



Anytime darling...I'm glad I caught you at such a young age, before those ugly researchers got a hold of you. Wink

Originally by: Amarula

I wouldn't mind being a glamour bunny myself, however my duty is with the Masuat'aa Matari and I cannot leave them. And besides, I dance to newly freed slaves as part of their introduction back into Minmatar society, I can't remove them of one good reason to come back to us .



We free and employ slaves in a fun and nurturing environment, my dear Amarula. If you ever want to elevate your career a bit, our doors are always open for you. Besides, Cassy needs a dance partner. Wink

Originally by: Myneria Obex
What should I say Crying or Very sad

Sorrry....ugh....she's gonna whip me good for this. ugh

Name: Phennick Vronksy
Score: 42
Status: Homely

Judge notes: You mentioned mullets and disliking beauty tests; not a good start. Shocked
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Name: Ganje
Score: 71
Status: Gorgeous

Judge notes: Compliments go a long way.
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Name: Pandore
Score: 77
Status: Gorgeous

Judge notes: How can you not love her? Embarassed
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Name: Haratu
Score: 57
Status: textbook example

Judge notes: We approve of your salvaging of shiny things.
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Name: Pulgor
Score: 66
Status: striking

Judge notes: Keep praying.
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Name: Kagutsuchi
Score: 56
Status: textbook example

Judge notes: What's the question guys wanna know?
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Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.




Cassandra D'Livia
Gallente
Doomheim
Posted - 2004.11.24 02:30:00 - [64]
 

Edited by: Cassandra D'Livia on 18/12/2004 19:03:15

Akunosh Ryo
Minmatar
The Hunt
Posted - 2004.11.24 02:33:00 - [65]
 

Edited by: Akunosh Ryo on 24/11/2004 02:38:52
Name: Akunosh Ryo
Race: Minmatar (One with hair)
Occupation: CEO of my one Minmatar operation...
Likes: Cookies, Watching copies of Pax Amarria burn, sunsets, Rodj Blake (I'm still on his "List" after vanishing for 10 months...), and the Glamour Bunnies (trying for the brownie points)
Dislikes: My big nose and Pudding....

Lallara Zhuul
Amarr
Path of Thorns
Posted - 2004.11.24 02:45:00 - [66]
 

Name: Lallara Zhuul
Race: True Amarrian
Occupation: Servant of the Empire
Hobbies: Enlightening the wicked, Hugging 'roids, Tailing Admiral Trevize on fleet operations and Gardening.
Likes: Hoods on Amarrian men, Night time sky and Slaver Hounds.
Dislikes: Minnie BO, Enlightening the wicked, Heathen Silliness about Freedom and Gallente Pop music.

Cleome
Gallente
Posted - 2004.11.24 02:57:00 - [67]
 

Name: Cleome, the space flower
Race: Gallente, Intaki
Occupation: Logistics runner, Dire Trucking
Likes: Chasing and shooting mentypes, explosions, pretty jewelry...

Jurgan
Aliastra
Posted - 2004.11.24 03:22:00 - [68]
 

Madman eh? LOOK, I'M BEING OPRESSED!!!

I believe you owe me some cash, Kvaran. Wink

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.11.24 04:28:00 - [69]
 

Originally by: Cassandra D'Livia

Oh my yes! I took the longest bath of my life last night, sitting in the gracious grip of luxuriously scented lavender and jasmine bubbles -- just to rid myself of the thought of ending up an old research crone!


Isn't life grand?

Originally by: Cassandra D'Livia

I realized though I had made a terrible faux-pas! I don't think I tipped the handsome and young room service attendent adequately for delivering (for a third time) champagne and strawberries right to my bath . . .. He was sooo attentive.


I think they send the handsome ones on purpose.

Originally by: Cassandra D'Livia

Do denizens of the Verge generally enjoy larger tip or less, say than those in my old homesystems of Essence? Cool



Everything is much more expensive in Verge Vendor. Also, a large tip ensures the return of young and handsome service attendants. Wink

Originally by: Jurgan

Madman eh? LOOK, I'M BEING OPRESSED!!!


mhmmm, I can tell. Anyway...


Name: Akunosh Ryo
Score: 43
Status: homely

Judge notes: We love pudding.
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Name: Lallara Zhuul
Score: 66
Status: striking

Judge notes: With beauty comes wickedness.
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Name: Cleome
Score: 0
Status: n/a

Judge notes: The transmission must've broken up; All I have is an exlamation point where your headshot should be.
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Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.


Seto Mazzarotto
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2004.11.24 06:26:00 - [70]
 

Name: Baron Seto del Mazzarotto III
Race: Civire
Occupation: Part-time NSA Battle Lemming, part-time stand-up comedian at La Maison.
Likes: Guns, women, booze, women, missiles, women, and any opportunity to streak through Alliance diplomatic meetings.

Black January
Aliastra
Posted - 2004.11.24 09:50:00 - [71]
 

Name: Janus
Race: Half True Amarrian, Half Intaki (just like in real life Twisted Evil)
Occupation: Cult leader, CEO, diplomat, "research assistant" (read: case study) to criminal psychologysts everywhere.
Likes: Cultists (Oh like, lets say, Kaleigh ugh), propoganda campaigns, jello (cult flavored), pudding (any flavor), happy dances, chocolate, velvet, and cat-o-nine tails.

Oh, and we can't forget the important one. Power is an aphrodisiac. Cool

Dislikes: Being cold Twisted Evil, being bored.





p.s.: I'm still waiting for an answer on the hair. YARRRR!!
p.p.s.: Rate the char pic I sent you the other day. ugh

Carmen Niagara
Posted - 2004.11.24 10:04:00 - [72]
 

Name: Carmen Niagara
Race: Ni-Kunni
Occupation: hauler
Hobbies: day-dreaming about flying something other than this stupid Bestower
Likes: not having to go to church any more, watching Amarrian males try to dance
Dislikes: Bestowers, raisins, explaining that it's not a black eye it's crappy lighting by a cheap photographer

Burga Galti
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2004.11.24 10:15:00 - [73]
 

Edited by: Burga Galti on 24/11/2004 10:19:26
Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle

Name: Burga Galti
Score: 66
Status: Striking

Judge notes: So adorable. Can we keep him?



Yes you can Wink

Vinerya
The Wings of Maak
Posted - 2004.11.24 10:34:00 - [74]
 

Name: Vinerya
Race: Minmatar - Sebiestor
Occupation: MAAK Warrior - Intelligence Officer
Hobbies: Exploring deepspace, burning Pax Amarria
Likes: Flying with freedom warriors, freedom
Dislikes: Slavers, Oppression, Fat boys

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.11.24 14:17:00 - [75]
 

(OOC: lovely headshots so far. I think I ran Ivresse out of alts)

Name: Seto Mazzaroto
Score: 54
Status: textbook example

Judge notes: Cutest lemming ever.
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Name: Black January
Score: 69
Status: striking

Judge notes: Power is sexy. rawr!
Special Hair Note: You should put it forward over your face, like an Amarr with a hood.
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Name: Carmen Niagara
Score: 82
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Mmmmm...
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Name: Vinerya
Score: 80
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: We don't like fatboys either(unless they pay well).
OOC NOTE: Claire Forlani? is that you?!
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Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.

Szumo Manos
Amarr
A.W.M
Ka-Tet
Posted - 2004.11.24 15:02:00 - [76]
 

Name: Szumo Manos
Race: Amarr
Occupation: Holder
Hobbies: Reclaiming, Slave experiments *muahahahha*

Lutita Manos
Amarr
Doomheim
Posted - 2004.11.24 15:12:00 - [77]
 

Name: Lutita Manos
Race: Amarr
Hobbies: Causing constant embarassment, travelling, helping brother with his mad schemes.

Hardin
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2004.11.24 15:16:00 - [78]
 


Name: Hardin
Race: Ni-Kunni
Occupation: Charismatic communicatior & mission runner
Hobbies: Making friends and influencing people.
Likes: The Emperor, Kehourian brandy & Gallente wenches (though I know it is a sin)
Dislikes: Deluded Minmatars, projectile weapons and drunken Amarrians who sing on corporation voice comms during operations.

Siobhan
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2004.11.24 15:34:00 - [79]
 


Name: Siobhan
Race: Amarr
Likes: Forcibly bringing the word of God to the ears of the unbelievers.
Dislikes: Forgeting to load the right crystals.
Hobbies: Hunting and killing unbelievers

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.11.24 16:55:00 - [80]
 

(i think we're getting too soft)

Name: Szumo Manos
Score: 68
Status: striking

Judge notes: C'mon, give us a smile.
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Name: Lutita Manos
Score: 68
Status: striking

Judge notes: She knows something, and she's not talking.
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Name: Hardin
Score: 75
Status: striking

Judge notes: Bonus score for indulging in sin.
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Name: Siobhan
Score: 76
Status: striking

Judge notes: What an angel...
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Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.

Hardin
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2004.11.24 17:32:00 - [81]
 

Kayleigh,

I must say I was a sceptic of this effort initially but have been won over.

You may not know but I am the bastard son of a kindly Amarrian holder who sired me upon one of his faithful Ni-Kunni servants.

I was unacknowledged for a long time as the Holder had his own genetically pure Amarr family. What you did not know is that Siobhan is actually my half sister.

The fact that your judging panel have given both Siobhan and I such similar marks (76 & 75) shows that even unconsciously you recognised good breeding and the similar genetic heritage.

Although my father is long dead (murdered most coldy by dastardly terrorists) both Siobhan and I can thank him for providing us with thouroughbred looks.

I can only assume that it was the taint of my Ni-Kunni heritage which resulted in the lower mark.



Gaius Kador
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2004.11.24 17:52:00 - [82]
 

Hardin. You got a bonus for indulging in sin!

Now for how to win-without-sin ;)

Name: Gaius Kador
Race: True Amarr
Occupation: Grand Inquisitor, Defender of the Faith
Likes: The Emperor, The Scriptures, Kador Prime and slaver hounds
Dislikes: disorder, heresy, cowardice, inferiority, minmatar, crime, democratic ideals, terrorism, foreign ships, unbelievers, Khanid II, infidels, jovian mutationism, quafe and defeat!

Gift
Amarr
Loot
Pirate Coalition
Posted - 2004.11.24 18:01:00 - [83]
 

ARRR! I wish I could remove me hood. So the wenches can see what they be missin'

Kura Accipter
The Littlest Hobos
Dead Terrorists
Posted - 2004.11.24 18:03:00 - [84]
 

Name: Kura Accipter
Race: Civire
Occupation: CO, Aquilus Regno Squadron, Amarria Auxilia
Likes: Whiskey and the Pleasure Hub. Also big torpedoes and guns and things that make pretty explosions.
Dislikes: Loudmouth Minmatar women, cowards, sermons.

Matt Ivresse
Gallente
Doomheim
Posted - 2004.11.24 18:17:00 - [85]
 

Gaius, how exactly are they gonna give you a score when your hood is covering up everything but your chin?

Resdayn
Amarr
Genos Occidere
Posted - 2004.11.24 18:35:00 - [86]
 

Name: Resdayn
Full Name: Resdayn Sarum
Race: True Amarr
Occupation: Amarr channel anti spammer with rights to wield the iron pipe, spiritual guidance of the Ubiqua seraphs.
Likes: Ships, women and Big guns.
Dislikes: Minmatars, liars, cowards and griefers.

Lord Alreon
Doomheim
Posted - 2004.11.24 18:50:00 - [87]
 

Hmm, while I disapprove of what this organization represents. I find this to be mildly amusing. Like the homeless caricature creator in Yuzier. Therefore I shall participate, although I realize that my hood obscures part of my face, so I understand if the judges cannot assign a grade.

Name: Lord (Zakil) Alreon.
Race: True Amarr
Occupation: Amarr Advisor to the Ammatar Federation/Amarr Holder.
Hobbies: Reading the scriptures, remembering old Amarr, and reflecting on the past.
Likes: Khanid wine, the Augoror class cruiser, the Ammatar and Amarr people, god.
Dislikes: Khanid II, pirates, Minmat terrorists, heresy.

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.11.24 18:54:00 - [88]
 

Edited by: Kaleigh Doyle on 24/11/2004 21:05:43
Dearest Hardin,

We at the GLB wholeheartedly appreciate your feedback on this venture, and would also like to congratulate you for scoring above average on the test. While genetic heritage plays an important role in aesthetic assessment of potential candidates, cloning technology elminates any excuse for looking less than exceptional. We hope this bold venture will encourage you down the path to enlightenment, and possibly set a precedent for your community.

Our panel of judges consist of representatives from the major ethnicities, and an average of these scores determines your overall total(and to reduce favoritism). While we don't normally release the details or secrets behind our scoring process, I will say your color coordination, confident aura, and catchy name scored consistently high amongst all of our panel members.

Once again, thank you for your support.

Love to all,
xoxo


Gaius Kador
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2004.11.24 19:04:00 - [89]
 

Dont get me wrong, I would never actually compete in a decadent gallentean copetition like this, but I wanted to set an example for all male PIE members who might be tempted to join in on this circus of sin ;)

The truly Pious have no need for ego strokes of this vain nature!

Kaleigh Doyle
Gallente
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.11.24 19:05:00 - [90]
 

Originally by: Gaius Kador
Dont get me wrong, I would never actually compete in a decadent gallentean copetition like this, but I wanted to set an example for all male PIE members who might be tempted to join in on this circus of sin ;)

The truly Pious have no need for ego strokes of this vain nature!


Who are you trying to convince? *grins*


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