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Kaleigh Doyle
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.11.22 18:07:00 - [1]

Edited by: Kaleigh Doyle on 26/03/2006 19:23:57
In an effort to better educate the populace on the subject of aesthetic enlightenment, I have released a selective screening process for public amusement.

Girls, ever wondered if you have what it takes to be one of the Bunny elite? Guys, are you really that handsome hunk your mom says you are, or was she just being polite? Well, wonder no more! Simply send us a headshot along with your name and information, and we'll get back to you with personalized feedback from our expert panel of judges.

The test is based on a 100 point system, where 100 symbolizes divine perfection and 0 implies horribly repulsive qualities. The average individual ranges from 50-70, so don't feel bad if you're in there; there's room for improvement. The test will analyze various aspects of your photo, such as clothing, color schemes, lighting, backdrop, expression, and pose. Your name will also be under intense scrutiny as well, so be prepared. Wink

Please note, individuals are compared to a sample set of characters from ones own ethnicity, so as to not discriminate against a certain set of people. For example an Amarr male is compared to similar Amarr males, rather than against a mix of Caldari, Gallente, and Matari. If you feel discriminated against, feel free to lodge a complaint with me and I'll be sure to look into it.

Love to all,

Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2004.11.22 18:22:00 - [2]

Name: Amarula
Race: Minmatar (Sebiestor/Marula tribe)
Occupation: Minmatar Freedom Fighter/Part-time Table dancer at Marula Club
Hobbies: Dancing, providing encouragement and morale to fellow freedom fighters and rescued slaves, thrill-seeking.

Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2004.11.22 18:42:00 - [3]

Edited by: Katura on 22/11/2004 19:07:59
Hobbies:Shopping in yulai, collecting oddities, cleaning up cans & corpses at stargates & making new friendsWink

Mariah Lawsara
Posted - 2004.11.22 18:45:00 - [4]

Name: Mariah Lawsara
Race: Ni-Kunni (with a Pure Amarr's mind)
Hobby: Annoying slave mongers and those with needlessly violent attitudes, like Intaki seperatists and Caldari racists...

Tar Kovsky
Sarz'na Khumatari
Posted - 2004.11.22 18:54:00 - [5]

Truly, the Glamour Bunnies are a spot of brightness in an otherwise violent and dour universe.

swan lazarus
Blind Octopus
Posted - 2004.11.22 18:55:00 - [6]

Edited by: swan lazarus on 22/11/2004 18:59:45
Name: Swan lazarus
Occupation: miner/builder/refiner
Race: Ni-kunnis and proud of it
Hobbies: dancing, reading scriptures and shopping on dad's cards

Vir Freeman
Posted - 2004.11.22 18:56:00 - [7]

Name: Vir Freeman
Race: Brutor tribe Minmatar
Occupation: Spaceship Captain
Hobbies: Mindclash and rediscovering Minmatar roots

Quote: Ever wondered what zero-gravity feels like ?"

Tess Durbeyfield
Hell's Cheerleaders
Posted - 2004.11.22 19:28:00 - [8]

Name: Tess Durbeyfield
Race: Sebiestor
Occupation: CEO Hell's Cheerleaders/Unemployed (it's pretty much the same thing Razz)
Hobbies: Pursuing divine purity through the indulgence of all things pleasurable

North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2004.11.22 19:39:00 - [9]

Name: Camar (The poisoner in Amarr)
Occupation: Terrorist
Race: Minmatar
Hobbies: Genocide, poisoning in different ways, pillaging, burning, murdering and other nice family activities.

Kaleigh Doyle
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.11.22 19:54:00 - [10]

Edited by: Kaleigh Doyle on 22/11/2004 20:06:41
Name: Amarula,
Score: 83
Status: awe-inspiring

Judge notes: Mega points for originality and bounce.
Name: Katura,
Score: 68
Status: Striking

Judge notes: Crimson and Lace. Cool
Name: Mariah Lawsara,
Score: 54
Status: Textbook example

Judge notes: The clone jump wasn't as nice to you as expected. Embarassed
Name: Tar Kovsky,
Score: 54
Status: Textbook example

Judge notes: A snappy dresser. Wink
Name: swan lazarus,
Score: 55
Status: Textbook example

Judge notes: Daddy's girl, awww! (lowercase name hurt)
Name: Vir Freeman,
Score: 50
Status: Textbook example

Judge notes: Please don't hurt me.
Name: Tess Durbeyfield,
Score: 65
Status: Striking

Judge notes: Who doesn't love cheerleaders?
Name: Camar,
Score: 39
Status: Disgusting

Judge notes: Can't fool me with those baby blues. Twisted Evil

Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.

Posted - 2004.11.22 19:55:00 - [11]

Name: Prize
Race: Minmatar
Occupation: Trader
Hobbies: Trading Stuff

Kaleigh Doyle
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.11.22 20:14:00 - [12]

Name: Prize,
Score: 74
Status: gorgeous

Judge notes: Very primal.

Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.

Posted - 2004.11.22 20:18:00 - [13]

Name: Shay'la (Old clan language for "Child of light")
Race: Minmatar, Brutor
Occupation: Caretaker CEO, Anubis Inc.
Employment History: Undercover agent for the RSS deep in Ammatar space.
Hobbies: Unarmed/short blade combat practice, crossbow sniper events and arm wrestling Amarrian males
Quote: Beauty is only skin deep, danger goes right down to the bone.

Kaleigh Doyle
Racing News Network
Posted - 2004.11.22 20:30:00 - [14]

Edited by: Kaleigh Doyle on 22/11/2004 20:47:25
Name: Shay'la
Score: 62
Status: striking

Judge notes: attitude problem. Also, apostrophes make us cry.

Thank you for participating in the GLB Beauty Test; We hope this will aid you on your path to aesthetic illumination.

Lucy Westenra
Posted - 2004.11.22 20:39:00 - [15]

Hmmm... wot no Caldari?

Name: Lucy Westenra
Race: Caldari
Occupation: Mild-mannered agent-runner by day, leather-clad vigilante by night
Hobbies: Running missions, smiting evil-doers, getting changed in public phone booths

Airgoidh Brendan
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2004.11.22 20:43:00 - [16]

Yes, good idea. Raise the mood a bit from dour gloom and horrible torture.

Name: Airgoidh Brendan
Race: Minmatar, Brutor
Occupation: Follower of Cizin, the Transitional One
Employment History: Former slave, ronin Paratwa
Hobbies: Holovid addict
Quote: In my signature

Posted - 2004.11.22 20:52:00 - [17]

Name: Ivresse
Race: Gallente
Occupation: Director and Race organiser for DUI Racing
Likes: Racing, Organising racing and gambling opportunities for Eve sports fans, freedom, Minmatar dancing girls...oops, meant to keep that secret...
Dislikes: Xenophobes, Caldari Patriots and Intaki Seperatists constantly talking about killing Gallente people.
Hobbies: Organising races, making money, helping out communities

Posted - 2004.11.22 21:07:00 - [18]

Edited by: Makkar on 22/11/2004 21:13:27

Game for a laugh, I guess. Razz

Name: Makkar
Race: Brutor
Occupation: Masuat'aa Tahiri Warrior, part time professional Amarr-Heckler.
Hobbies: Putting sharp things in squidgy slavers that scream and bleed. Playing "Pin The Phased Plasma Round on the Portrait of Hardin."

Check the ingame protrait, as eve-online doesn't seem to have updated it, and it captures my best side. Cool

Kabuki TransSolar
Posted - 2004.11.22 21:17:00 - [19]

Name: Dakki
Race: Intaki
Occupation: Artist
Likes: Microgravity, the view in Poitot, and that intriguing interplay that comes about when someone sees a work of art for the first time.
Dislikes: Nationalists, racists, bigots and anyone else who's a bore upon the universe.
Hobbies: Flying agile starships through beautiful surroundings, and awakening the sensual impulse in another.

Posted - 2004.11.22 21:21:00 - [20]

Name: Dimebar

Age: Wot, physically or mentally?

Occupation: DUI's Fighting Correspondent and suicidal maniac trained for Eve-Radio Army meetings.

Race: Hmm, let's see...well, my mother was a Minmatar who was the offspring of a female Brutor who got pregnant by her Amarr slaver, who was the result of an Amarr Holder taking artificial insemination from a Ni-Kunni, and my father was a Gallente who was the son of a Gallente Hooker (the offspring of a bad Intaki-Gallente relationship, no less) who got pregnant by a Caldari Midshipman that was the result of a socially problematic relationship between a Civire businessman and his Deteis stepsister, who used to have a Sebiestor mother before the divorce occured...
So I've got Amarr, Ni-Kunni, Brutor (the majority), Sebiestor, Gallente, Intaki, Deteis and Civire blood in me...
Does that make me Amarr, Gallente, Caldari and Minmatar?

Likes: ARMADILLOES!! Smooth on the insoide, crunchy on the outsoide, ARMADILLOES!!

Dislikes: Nuttahs

Hobbies: Blazing towards the enemy, guns firing, smartbombs enemy least that's the last I remember anyway...

Posted - 2004.11.22 21:24:00 - [21]

Heck, I'l give it a try.
Name: Kvaran
Race: Intaki
Occupation: Intaki Sovereignty Actilius Fighter Pilot
Likes: Epic landscapes, my ship, Drink Starsi
Dislikes: The Syndicate. Fascists. Caldari.
Hobbies: Hunting Serpentis, wandering in Intaki's many beautiful forests and mountains.

Al Haquis
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2004.11.22 21:36:00 - [22]

Name: Al Haquis
Occupation: Terrorist Extraordinaire
Race: Minmatar
Hobbies: Well being of my people , Yelling at my fellow MM guys , keepings Golans hair from growing back , a cheerleader and spokesman of the hot chunk Bald guy club.

P.S. Bald men go faster.

Demiurge Ialdaboth
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
Posted - 2004.11.22 21:45:00 - [23]

Edited by: Demiurge Ialdaboth on 22/11/2004 21:50:15
Edited by: Demiurge Ialdaboth on 22/11/2004 21:48:50
Name: Demiurge Ialdaboth
Occupation: Freedom Fighter and executive of the "Slaver hound recycling plant"
Race: Minmatar
Hobbies: Burning Pax Amarria, pointing out Al's inferiority and hitting on Amarrian "l e s b i a n" domina's.

PS: In no way related to Al "hideous ape" Haquis.

Edit, since the eggheads at galnet refuse to show my true beauty in fear of overloading the forum I point you towards my ingame portrait.

Void Spiders
Fate Weavers
Posted - 2004.11.22 21:48:00 - [24]

Name: Lomong
Race: Sebiestor
Occupation: Depends on my current whim
Hobbies: Broadcasting music on wideband broadcasts in the local systems, hunting, beds and the related activities.

Psst, Al, it's not about how fast you go, it's about how steady your pace is Cool

Alisyn Wonderlande
Utopian Research I.E.L.
Hedonistic Imperative
Posted - 2004.11.22 22:00:00 - [25]

Name: Alisyn Wonderlande (Ali)
Race: I'm not racing that rabbit, I'm chasing him! <stops running> oh! you mean 'me'? *ahem* <fluffs hair> Gallente, of course! Cool
Likes: Pouncing, eating, stealing, *sometimes* sharing chocolate (with special people Very Happy ), and laughing til my sides ache!
Dislikes: I don't waste time worrying about 'dislikes', thats not fun! If you should do/say something I 'dislike', rest assured you will *know*. Wink
Occupation: Stargazer.

Tatsue Nuko
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2004.11.22 22:01:00 - [26]

Edited by: Tatsue Nuko on 22/11/2004 22:28:17
Edited by: Tatsue Nuko on 22/11/2004 22:24:26
Name: Tatsue Nuko
Race: Caldari/Deteis
Occupation: Political Officer, The Omerta Syndicate
Hobbies: Socializing in La Maison de tous les Plaisirs, ship outfitting experiments.
Likes: Well made coffee, Matigu Brandy, easy ISK put to good use
Dislikes: Stupid, unimaginative and/or disloyal people

Alexander Nocturnes
Nocturnal Associated Flyers
Posted - 2004.11.22 22:15:00 - [27]

Name: Alexander Nocturnes
Race: Gallente
Occupation: Freelancer
Likes: if it's artsy, weird, deep, dark, or musical, chances are I'll like it.
Dislikes: smack sandwiches. they're disgusting.

Darax Thulain
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2004.11.22 22:16:00 - [28]

Hah, I shall be setting the low end record methinks.

Name: Darax Thulain
Occupation: Humble warrior for the matari tribes
Race: Minmatar - Sebiestor
Hobbies: Those can be seen here, but apart from that, my greatest joy is unshackling slave chains and washing entrails off my windshields after ramming Amarr ships with my Muninn at speeds exceeding 8200m/s..

Posted - 2004.11.22 22:25:00 - [29]

Name: Vicarrah
Occupation: Tahiri Matriarch, Masuat'aa Councillor
Race: Minmatar - Brutor
Hobbies: Blowing the c**p out of Slavers, Drinking and Partying at Amarula's private club in <MMSEC - Content Deleted>, Getting a new top-speed out of anything that I feel like flying Twisted Evil

Burga Galti
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2004.11.22 22:35:00 - [30]

Name: Burga Galti
Race: Intaki
Occupation: Pilot with the Jericho Fraction
Hobbies: Socializing in La Maison, Drinking whiskey, hunting pirates.
Likes: Freespace, whiskey, vodka, women, freedom, liberty, equality
Dislikes: Opression, Alliances, Gin, Guristas

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