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Spectre3353
Gallente
Heavy Risk...
Posted - 2010.01.08 18:48:00 - [1]
 

I was walking my dog this morning down the street in my neighborhood. We were strolling along, minding our own business, when suddenly 6 Catalysts appeared out of nowhere and 2 volleyed my dog before the police showed up out of nowhere and killed them all. My dog is dead now. I hope you're happy, Helicity Boson.

http://www.doggablog.com/image_gallery/RIP-Alfred-the-Great.jpg
* please refrain from posting image directly into thread. - CCP Ildoge


Minmatar Citizen 125632
Minmatar
Exiles of Bloodfin
Posted - 2010.01.08 18:53:00 - [2]
 

best post of hulkageddon

Borun Tal
Minmatar
Space Pods Inc
Posted - 2010.01.08 19:01:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Borun Tal on 08/01/2010 19:03:37
Originally by: Spectre3353
I was walking my dog this morning down the street in my neighborhood. We were strolling along, minding our own business, when suddenly 6 Catalysts appeared out of nowhere and 2 volleyed my dog before the police showed up out of nowhere and killed them all. My dog is dead now. I hope you're happy, Helicity Boson.

http://www.doggablog.com/image_gallery/RIP-Alfred-the-Great.jpg
* please refrain from posting image directly into thread. - CCP Ildoge




He shouldn't have pooped on Helicity's lawn!

Magnus Nordir
Caldari
Nordir Industries
Posted - 2010.01.08 19:05:00 - [4]
 

That's why your dogs should always be aligned to their dog house when you're taking them for a walk.

And I bet you were afk walking him, too.

Michael Phoenix
Gallente
Genstar Inc
Posted - 2010.01.08 19:05:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Borun Tal
He shouldn't have pooped on Helicity's lawn!


More acurately the dog was was probably eating his grass, then reprocessing into poop and selling it to him for a profit.

Persephone Astrid
The Bastards
Posted - 2010.01.08 19:05:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: Persephone Astrid on 08/01/2010 19:06:03
Lies. You were using a macro. That's what you get for AFK-dogwalking.



Edit: /me waves her tiny fists at Magnus. Laughing

Omgah
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
Posted - 2010.01.08 19:06:00 - [7]
 

The worse part about this whole thing is that dogs aren't insurable. I mean sure the catalysts that don't even cost 2 pennys are insurable, but not the dog that costs a grand!

Spectre3353
Gallente
Heavy Risk...
Posted - 2010.01.08 19:08:00 - [8]
 

I admit that I was looking at my other dog at the moment and not paying attention to Alfred. I was also not watching the street or else I may have noticed 6 gigantic spaceships flying towards me. I also had headphones on and was doing my taxes on my cellphone as I walked.

Regardless, it is ridiculous that this could happen and I hope that my local PTA looks into the issue immediately and comes up with some sort of dog-suicide-ganking prevention plan.

I miss you, Alfie.

simkahuna
Posted - 2010.01.08 19:45:00 - [9]
 

Laughingfunny post

Insa Rexion
Minmatar
Fumar Puede Matar
Posted - 2010.01.08 19:47:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Spectre3353
I admit that I was looking at my other dog at the moment and not paying attention to Alfred.


noob L2DualDog Rolling Eyes

Lightningshade
Caldari
Spiritus Draconis
Posted - 2010.01.08 19:53:00 - [11]
 

Just waiting for Elton John to see if he can ride the coattails of this and put a regurgitated song together to try and improve his popularity

Loqiel
Legio Fortunae
Everto Rex Regis
Posted - 2010.01.08 19:55:00 - [12]
 

This thread deserves all the Internets I can award.

The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.01.08 19:56:00 - [13]
 

Convo me, I can show you how to tank your dog with armor plates to avoid this happening again.

FunzzeR
Legion of the Scottish Fold
Posted - 2010.01.08 19:57:00 - [14]
 

Dogs are overrated, get a Scottish Fold. Very Happy

Imagonnawhupya
Malicous Mischief
Posted - 2010.01.08 20:04:00 - [15]
 

I am forming a corperation to provide insurance for all dogs in Eve. If you wish to insure for the loss of your dog to roving catalyst gank squads, send 100m Isk to my account with the tag "Protect Fido".

Disclaimer: This insurance policy will not cover the loss of ferrets or gerbils. Proof of ownership such as "dog tags" must be provided to verfy claim.

Bfoster
Appetite 4 Destruction
Posted - 2010.01.08 21:32:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Bfoster on 08/01/2010 21:35:01
Confirming I kicked Spec's dog.. It was a drive by. And he died..
Km to prove it..

2010.01.08 03:40

Victim: Spectre3353's DOG
Corp: The Tree Huggers
Alliance: Rainbow Cartel
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Silly Mut
System: Beverly Hills
Security: 1.0
Damage Taken: 1000

Involved parties:

Name: Bfoster (laid the final blow)
Security: -10.00
Corp: THE DOG POUND
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Crown Victoria
Weapon: MY FOOT!
Damage Done: 1000


Spectre3353
Gallente
Heavy Risk...
Posted - 2010.01.08 22:16:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Bfoster
Edited by: Bfoster on 08/01/2010 21:35:01
Confirming I kicked Spec's dog.. It was a drive by. And he died..
Km to prove it..

2010.01.08 03:40

Victim: Spectre3353's DOG
Corp: The Tree Huggers
Alliance: Rainbow Cartel
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Silly Mut
System: Beverly Hills
Security: 1.0
Damage Taken: 1000

Involved parties:

Name: Bfoster (laid the final blow)
Security: -10.00
Corp: THE DOG POUND
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Crown Victoria
Weapon: MY FOOT!
Damage Done: 1000




Confirming that that is a fake KM. My dogs name is "Alfred", not "Spectre3353's Dog". Reported.

Jamaican Herbsman
I Love You Mary Jane
Posted - 2010.01.08 22:26:00 - [18]
 

i'm sorry for your loss, but i got to ask: did your dog drop any good loot?

Schwa88
The Priesthood
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2010.01.08 22:47:00 - [19]
 

That's why you need a deadspace collar.

Insa Rexion
Minmatar
Fumar Puede Matar
Posted - 2010.01.08 23:02:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Jamaican Herbsman
i'm sorry for your loss, but i got to ask: did your dog drop any good loot?


Wish I'd scanned him to ninja the salvage, I would have thought marauding dog walker with a flight of dogs out would be an easy scan...guess i just fail

Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
Posted - 2010.01.08 23:28:00 - [21]
 

AFK dogs, there's way too many of them ... Linkage



Bellum Eternus
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2010.01.09 00:07:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Magnus Nordir
That's why your dogs should always be aligned to their dog house when you're taking them for a walk.

And I bet you were afk walking him, too.


I commend your wit sir!

Jaggins
Ixion Defence Systems
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.01.09 00:37:00 - [23]
 

This is BY FAR the best Hulkageddon thread! It is destined for threadnaught status.

Mynxee
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2010.01.09 01:01:00 - [24]
 

Spectre3353 deserves a Westminster Best in Show for this hilarious thread. <3

Spectre Wraith
Darwin Inc.
Posted - 2010.01.09 01:17:00 - [25]
 

Rip Alfred. Rip.

Discrodia
Gallente
Symbiosis International
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.09 01:35:00 - [26]
 

I will now begin a petition to have CCP give dogs an HP boost and a bonus to fur resistances. This injustice shall not be repeated!

Mara Tessidar
Posted - 2010.01.09 04:43:00 - [27]
 

Moar tears! MOAR!!!

Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Sigma Special Tactics Group
Posted - 2010.01.09 07:18:00 - [28]
 

Is that a Rhodesian Ridge back? I once had one of those dogs! Best dog ever.

I miss that dog. Crying or Very sad

Java Hun
Rockey Mountain Lumber Co.
Posted - 2010.01.09 07:36:00 - [29]
 

I tired using implants on my dog once, but the ASPCA said it was inhumane.

I mean what does Sarah McLachlan know anyways Rolling Eyes

CCP Ildoge

Posted - 2010.01.09 09:08:00 - [30]
 

* funny post, but still off topic. Thread locked. - CCP Ildoge


 

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