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Invelious
Amarr
Adamant Edge
Posted - 2010.01.08 17:13:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Invelious on 08/01/2010 17:14:28
Some years back I set up a small and private program with some close friends to truly domesticate Slaver Hounds for the general public to be used as pets at home and not to oversee our slaves.

These beautiful creatures should live a more comfortable and relaxed life instead of constantly monitoring our slave communities.

If anyone is intrested in aquiring one of these beautiful creatures I have 15 available at no charge to any Amarrian willing to have one and not to be used to drive slaves. Only 1 slaver hound per person. A background check will be done to insure that the individual will not abuse or mistreat this wonderful animal.

p.s. If any slavers out there have any hounds they wish to have domesticated feel free to contact me, or if you no longer wish to take care of, I will purchase these creatures from you.

Louella Dougans
Amarr
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
Posted - 2010.01.08 17:20:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Louella Dougans on 08/01/2010 17:23:42
They're not those dreadful miniature ones, are they?

Invelious
Amarr
Adamant Edge
Posted - 2010.01.08 17:21:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Invelious on 08/01/2010 17:28:08
Originally by: Louella Dougans
They're not those dreadful miniature ones, are they?


No it is not, it is the full size Slaver.

Aphoxema G
PONIES EVERWHERE
Posted - 2010.01.08 17:22:00 - [4]
 

I used to have a slaver, his name was Luci. He was a great pet and real tame until he saw someone running to help someone who had fallen off a ladder. He... kind of killed them both.

I suggest anyone who gets a slaver hound raise them from birth. Apparently they get some interesting habits when they're trained in "restraining" escaping slaves...

Theophilas
Amarr
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
Posted - 2010.01.08 19:52:00 - [5]
 

I'll take one Invelious.

Can't have enough Salver Hounds around in my opinion. Truly they are angels sent by God to watch over and protect us... and our slaves.


Gemma Naquist
Kuomi Logistics
Posted - 2010.01.08 20:05:00 - [6]
 

Open Channel:

What a delightful idea!

May I have one please? I promise a good home.

Thank you.


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Lelouch DeGilead
Amarr
Elanus Risk Control
Cognitive Distortion
Posted - 2010.01.09 00:19:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Lelouch DeGilead on 09/01/2010 02:44:47
Oh, I'd like one as well.

I've never owned a Slaver Hound nor a large enough number of slaves (just five for now to take care of my paperwork for the 24th Imperial Crusade offices and run errands to Amarr every now and then for some Caldari-originated commodities). You can check my background as well. I've taken well care of my own slaves and their own families, and I'm sure the children of my slaves would love to have a furry friend to play with them every now and then.

Ahem...I hope these Hounds are NOT violent as others are? Oh and please tell me now even if these Slaver Hounds are not suitable around children...

Tomahawk Bliss
Minmatar
Fates Assembly
The Final Stand.
Posted - 2010.01.09 01:44:00 - [8]
 

people blame the animals for the jobs assigned them. Slaver
Hounds are strong and noble beasts and I have a rather large collection from my previous employment.

May i ask where the origins of this stock came from?

Savasaan Todaro
Caldari
Black Lotus Heavy Industries
Ethereal Dawn
Posted - 2010.01.09 07:29:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: Savasaan Todaro on 09/01/2010 07:31:07
I would certainly just love a pet.
Sign me up for four of them.

But I do hope they will not terrorize me associates in my corporation. They die enough as it is. But might I ask, the Gallentean Animal Rights Activists didn't put you up to this did they? Those terrorists/animal lovers cause me trouble on a daily bases.

Leopold Caine
Amarr
Stillwater Corporation
Posted - 2010.01.09 08:59:00 - [10]
 

House Caine-In-Exile would be glad to accept one as a pet for our summer mansion in Akila. I assure you he will be well taken care of.

Lucius Vindictus
Amarr
East Khanid Trading
Khanid Trade Syndicate
Posted - 2010.01.09 09:05:00 - [11]
 

I would be honored to receive a domesticated slaver hound from you. I promise to give it the best possible care should I prove eligable to get one.

Kazzzi
Amarr
Heathen Legion
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2010.01.09 09:43:00 - [12]
 

Slaver hounds have a terrible but well earned reputation due to the manner they are bred and exploited for their abilities. Many hounds have a poor temperament due to the lack of veterinary care, bad breeding, poor conditions, lack of socialization and maltreatment common at Slave facilities.

Slaver hounds, when bred in a positive environment can be affectionate and loyal animals. As a hobby I have been breeding perfectly domesticated Slaver hounds for years, much to the dismay of some of my corpmates. Wink

Nomakai Delateriel
Amarr
Ammatar Free Corps
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.09 11:02:00 - [13]
 

Honestly, if you try to breed their hunting instinct out of a Slaver hound you lose an essential part of the charm of this animal.
Syrikos hound breeding has been a hobby of mine for years. They can become very loyal, affectionate and superb companions if you raise them correctly, being obedient and faithful friends and protectors. Although any syrikos hound that's intended to be used in public must have been bred from specimens that are not too aggressive.

But a proper syrikos hound is never a pet or truly domesticated. It's a predator at heart, and if you take the predator out of it then it's no longer the noble beast it once was.

Alica Wildfire
Minmatar
Federal Investigations Agency
Posted - 2010.01.09 13:07:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 09/01/2010 13:15:56
I love slaver hounds. They make a perfect ordeal for young warriors to prove themselves and if you roast them on over a hot carcoil fire their meat is delicious. You have a part of the strong taste of wild animal together with halve domesticated animals in it. The chewing is enjoyable, not too chewey and not too soft.

You can spice it with Sebiestor hot chili powder or with some of our matari herbals. Best served hot with some vodka or like I prefer it with a Matari plum fruitcocktail, the only drink that is censored by IGS and is just the right tough stuff for a Matari warrior.

You should serve it with an apple in the mouth of it and parsley behind the ears. I do not like to eat something that is made to be eaten and that is waiting silently for the slaughter. I want to eat something that is trying to rip my throat out of my neck, that I have to stab with my knife and that will give me a serious bloodbath when I try to kill it. Aside a slaverhound every other meat is just fedo-flesh. It wants to live, it wants to fight. It is an enemy deserves to die and not a chumming up thing that praises the best parts of it's flesh to go off and shoot himself after that.

Alife their only purpose is to hunt, maim and kill Matari. This is the reason I buy all of them off Heimatar market (for a reasonable price) and serve them my guests at feasts.

There is no domesticated slaver hound. Never seen one. They all just want to kill us deep inside. So best we can do with them is eat them and take their power in us to turn it against those who breed these weapons against our race.

Lucius Vindictus
Amarr
East Khanid Trading
Khanid Trade Syndicate
Posted - 2010.01.09 15:22:00 - [15]
 

Edited by: Lucius Vindictus on 09/01/2010 15:23:06
Lucius Vindictus appears on screen, smiling at Alica's cavaleer remarks.

Miss Wildfire, you do realise that a slaver hound is only called so because of what humans bred it to do? I'd much rather have you vent your anger at us. We can at least shoot back.

Lucius winks before closing the connection.

Dak Hakin
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2010.01.09 16:46:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Lucius Vindictus
Edited by: Lucius Vindictus on 09/01/2010 15:23:06
Lucius Vindictus appears on screen, smiling at Alica's cavaleer remarks.

Miss Wildfire, you do realise that a slaver hound is only called so because of what humans bred it to do? I'd much rather have you vent your anger at us. We can at least shoot back.

Lucius winks before closing the connection.


True, but Amarr are not nearly as tasty as the hounds are. I find Amarr to taste bitter, spoiled, and a bit fishy.

Dak chuckles as he closes comms

Louella Dougans
Amarr
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
Posted - 2010.01.09 17:56:00 - [17]
 

Might be nice, but I think we've decided a cat might be more suitable for a pet at the abbey. Mum might like a doggy though, since she's recently remarried and stuff.

Garion Avarr
Amarr
Adhocracy Incorporated
Posted - 2010.01.09 18:30:00 - [18]
 

I believe I might like one, depending upon the answering of some of the questions raised here regarding their temperament.

Kathryn Dougans
Amarr
Posted - 2010.01.09 20:48:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Louella Dougans
Mum might like a doggy though, since she's recently remarried and stuff.


I'm not sure what that would have to do with it, but it would be nice, yes, to have a dog.

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2010.01.10 19:21:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 10/01/2010 19:22:46
Originally by: Lucius Vindictus
Miss Wildfire, you do realise that a slaver hound is only called so because of what humans bred it to do? I'd much rather have you vent your anger at us. We can at least shoot back.


Pretty clueless for an Amarr, aren't you. The word "slaver" means to drool. The beast's name has nothing to do with keeping slaves. They were merely purposed for that duty, among many others.

For anyone interested in a fine bloodline, I run a breeding kennel in Agil.

Lucius Vindictus
Amarr
East Khanid Trading
Khanid Trade Syndicate
Posted - 2010.01.10 20:03:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Lucius Vindictus on 10/01/2010 20:15:40
Originally by: Dak Hakin
True, but Amarr are not nearly as tasty as the hounds are. I find Amarr to taste bitter, spoiled, and a bit fishy.

Dak chuckles as he closes comms


Oh? I always liked to believe that our flavor would be superior. Especially on underdeveloped and malnourished Minmatar taste buds used only to Republic survival food rations.

Lucius Vindictus shrugs.

There is no accounting for taste.

Lucius Vindictus
Amarr
East Khanid Trading
Khanid Trade Syndicate
Posted - 2010.01.10 20:15:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Lucius Vindictus on 10/01/2010 20:17:40
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Pretty clueless for an Amarr, aren't you. The word "slaver" means to drool. The beast's name has nothing to do with keeping slaves. They were merely purposed for that duty, among many others.

For anyone interested in a fine bloodline, I run a breeding kennel in Agil.


Thank you for correcting me, putting your petty insult aside. My assumptions about the name of the creature proved to be wrong, perhaps due to why I own them myself. I own a few small kennels of the creatures myself, though I rarely deal with them or the slaves they guard directly.

Nomakai Delateriel
Amarr
Ammatar Free Corps
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.11 00:09:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Pretty clueless for an Amarr, aren't you. The word "slaver" means to drool. The beast's name has nothing to do with keeping slaves. They were merely purposed for that duty, among many others.

For anyone interested in a fine bloodline, I run a breeding kennel in Agil.


Actually before being used for security around facilities using slave labour they were merely known as "droolers" or Syrikos hounds.
The term slaver hound is both a reference to their slobbering as well as a reference to their use in the slave trade.
Heteronym humour is an established part of Amarrian culture.

Tomahawk Bliss
Minmatar
Fates Assembly
The Final Stand.
Posted - 2010.01.11 00:25:00 - [24]
 


Some people assume that because Mr. cheap suit thinks so highly of himself he must know what-is-what. this, of course, is merely the hope-dream of Istavaan and not reality.

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2010.01.11 00:57:00 - [25]
 

Cheap suit?

Cheap suit?

I could buy your family with this suit.

Nomakai Delateriel
Amarr
Ammatar Free Corps
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.11 02:13:00 - [26]
 

Edited by: Nomakai Delateriel on 11/01/2010 02:12:47
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Cheap suit?

Cheap suit?

I could buy your family with this suit.


You could buy Tomahawk Bliss family with it?
And how does this disqualify it from being a cheap suit?

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2010.01.11 02:33:00 - [27]
 

Point taken. They do tend to be sold via bulk discount, don't they...

Invelious
Amarr
Adamant Edge
Posted - 2010.01.11 02:47:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: Invelious on 11/01/2010 02:47:34
Forgive me for my lack of deliveries, I am tied down planet side and have not been able to get to the station where these fine dogs are being kept. As soon as I reach top side I will begin contracting them out to those thats asked.

Rorin Cutter
Caldari
Defensores Fidei
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.11 11:28:00 - [29]
 

have a few also, they think that they own the house. Very Happy

Kayla Dawn
Caldari
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
Posted - 2010.01.24 11:03:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Invelious
Edited by: Invelious on 11/01/2010 02:47:34
Forgive me for my lack of deliveries, I am tied down planet side and have not been able to get to the station where these fine dogs are being kept. As soon as I reach top side I will begin contracting them out to those thats asked.


Invelious dear old friend, knowing you have been unable to fly in open skies lately, I however would be interested in one or two of these hounds. Whenever you are able to contract some of these fine animals out, and if you have any left to spare after getting around to those of course who have asked first, I would love to be placed on this list as well.

Fly safe friend.


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