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Kaylee Juuna
Posted - 2009.12.24 04:59:00 - [1]
 

"Sir, this ship has been sitting at the bottom of a salt lake for centuries! I don't think we can make much use of it."

"Nonsense, looks good as new."

"Sir, it's rusty, the edges have been wrapped in duct tape, and... it has sails? Why does it have sails? It's a spaceship, what can it use sails for?"

"Corporal, those are good questions. Very good questions."

"So, you don't know."

"Some questions just can't be answered."

Diomidis
Pod Liberation Authority
Posted - 2009.12.24 05:27:00 - [2]
 

I would choose to fly the Tempest over the Raven anyday - and I don't like how the temp looks tbh...
I do like the Phoon way better for the "built out of salvage" kinda looks, and the mael is a slim-streamed beast - perhaps one of the best looking BSs in the game (almost surely the most elegant non-amarr one, or even better)...

The ugliest minie ships by far, I think are the ceptors...
Or maybe it's cause i'm spoiled by me sader...YARRRR!!

Icas Otame
The Nintendo Generation
Snatch Victory
Posted - 2009.12.24 06:17:00 - [3]
 

Well I ask why does your ship NOT have sails?

Dak Hakin
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2009.12.24 06:20:00 - [4]
 

I love my sails. They collect solar energy to heat my hottub.

Polkageist
Minmatar
tr0pa de elite
Triumvirate.
Posted - 2009.12.24 09:29:00 - [5]
 

Minmatar ships looks awesome... Alot of caldari (small c) looks silly.

Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2009.12.24 09:37:00 - [6]
 

If I were religious this would be dubbed 'heresy' and punishable by death.

Lego Maniac
Posted - 2009.12.24 09:40:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Lego Maniac on 24/12/2009 09:41:04
the cane looks like vikings got ahold of a star destroyer and put oars onto it

f'ing epic Cool

Originally by: Sokratesz
If I were religious this would be dubbed 'heresy' and punishable by death.

in-game?

Costomojin
Snakes and Arrows
Posted - 2009.12.24 11:37:00 - [8]
 

Minmatar design is our gift to the Universe. It's not our fault the rest of the lesser refined races can't see the pure aesthetic beauty of our ships.


Also those aren't sails or solar panels, they are Shield emitters. (pretty sure that was ret-con'd a few years ago)

And another thing...you have any freak'n idea how bad ass awesome Duct tape is!!! That ****'ll hold together a space ship...I mean come on!! I have a roll in my truck right now!

Benco97
Gallente
Terraprobe Dynamics
Posted - 2009.12.24 11:53:00 - [9]
 

I love the look of pretty much all minmatar ships, I think they look amazing.
It's function over form, AS IT SHOULD BE.

Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2009.12.24 12:07:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Benco97

It's function over form, AS IT SHOULD BE.



!!

Arrador
Posted - 2009.12.24 14:02:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Polkageist
Minmatar ships looks awesome... Alot of caldari (small c) looks silly.


My poor lil moa... Crying or Very sad

ArmyOfMe
Hysera.
Posted - 2009.12.24 14:11:00 - [12]
 

Minni ship = best looking ships

Hrodgar Ortal
Minmatar
Ma'adim Logistics
Posted - 2009.12.24 14:48:00 - [13]
 

I love the cane, a mini stardestroyer :) (maybe not so mini but it feels miniature)

The cyclone and thrasher have gills, so whats not to love? (i name my salvage cyclone the fish)

The pest looks well odd, with the "cockpit" 100m or so forward of the hull? whats with that silly design? Not really practical from a damage standpoint is it?

Reynaldo
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.12.24 15:28:00 - [14]
 

Sails? The Hound has a shark fin. You haven't noticed that your jukebox starts playing the theme from Jaws whenever a hound is around? We Minnie have the coolest ship designs in the game, and the fastest. Amarr ships look like they were excreted by the creatures from Aliens (and probably were). And duct tape makes excellent armor. Also duct tape keeps our beer cans from sliding across the consoles in the cockpits during high speed orbits.

dtyk
Posted - 2009.12.24 15:50:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Kaylee Juuna
"Sir, this ship has been sitting at the bottom of a salt lake for centuries! I don't think we can make much use of it."

"Nonsense, looks good as new."

"Sir, it's rusty, the edges have been wrapped in duct tape, and... it has sails? Why does it have sails? It's a spaceship, what can it use sails for?"

"Corporal, those are good questions. Very good questions."

"So, you don't know."

"Some questions just can't be answered."



Wtf are you talking about? Minmatar have some of the best looking ships in the game.

Wayward Daughter
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.12.24 16:28:00 - [16]
 

Rifter. Hurricane. Great aesthetics.
Vigil and Slasher are pretty cool.

Nitemare111
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.12.24 16:39:00 - [17]
 

Amarr: "Gold plate it. No one'll notice it still looks like a turd or a sex toy. Besides, it'll match our heads."
Gallente: WTF is a right angle? For that matter, what is an angle? Screw it, send out the drones and turn on the TV.
Caldari: Design by committee. One where the group changes after each section of the ship gets finalized. Exception: Rokh, modelled on dim memories of a steam train.
Minmatar: Sex. Pure Sex. Even the Fenrir/Nomad screams SPEED. (Relatively speaking to other freighters, of course.) Naglfar = Gonna take yer lunch, then butt**** you for your milk money. With style.

Kent Reeves
Posted - 2009.12.24 16:53:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Nitemare111
Amarr: "Gold plate it. No one'll notice it still looks like a turd or a sex toy. Besides, it'll match our heads."

Can I please have an Amarr BS that doesn't look 'exciting' to the female players? tyia

Also:
-omen has some cancer on it's neck, get rid of it or put another one on the other side
-maller seems to be missing half it's hull
-prophecy needs to go on a diet
-geddon really moves the fastest of amarr BS with those little engines?

Dark Squall
Caldari
Posted - 2009.12.24 18:50:00 - [19]
 

Nagflar
Hel
Maelstrom
Sleipnir
Hurricane
Rifter & the T2 versions
Fenrir ( yes it looks nice )
Ragnarok

Dyphorus
Posted - 2009.12.24 19:29:00 - [20]
 

Leave my Minmi ships alone. The Amarr have pleny of shiny/polished/phallic things if that's what you want to fly.

Bubble Meat
Posted - 2009.12.24 20:08:00 - [21]
 

Sails, um I just assumed for solar energy. Or maybe they absorb dark matter? Radiation?


Boink'urr
Minmatar
Wasserette De Tarthorst
Posted - 2009.12.24 20:18:00 - [22]
 

I love Minni ships... you do gotta wonder though why the panels don't come flying off at the first missile that hits em D:

Some pudry nasty duct tape you got there bro.

Arbiter Reborn
Posted - 2009.12.24 20:19:00 - [23]
 

mandatory ITS ****ING VERTICAL!

Ava Starfire
Minmatar
Teraa Matar
Posted - 2009.12.24 20:42:00 - [24]
 

Even the mammoth looks awesome. Would have been a sweet design for a battleship even.

Minmatar are all about the speed, the beer, a hold full of exotic dancers, and "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead...while killing you.

Sumelar
Posted - 2009.12.24 21:00:00 - [25]
 

If i could fly a ship with the typhoon's stats, that looked like the maelstrom, I'd be in heaven.....

Roland Thorne
Minmatar
Jian Products Engineering Group
Posted - 2009.12.24 23:31:00 - [26]
 

So many quotes to save in my notebook, thank you guys :)

Newbie Ned
Minmatar
Real Nice And Laidback Corporation
Posted - 2009.12.25 04:33:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: arbiter reborn
mandatory ITS ****ING VERTICAL!


I don't want to be picky but I think you meant to say

F
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PS Minnie ships rock!

Airborne Ninja
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.12.25 10:31:00 - [28]
 


Nim Skela
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.12.25 12:59:00 - [29]
 

In the Empire space you can salvage all nearby wrecks. In Minmatar Republic nearby wrecks can salvage YOU!

HIghlord Diamond
Posted - 2009.12.25 17:21:00 - [30]
 

What's the hate for Caldari ships? I can think of plenty of those that look awesome. The Merlin and assorted tech 2 variations, the Scorpion, the Hookbill, Drake, Ferox, Heron, Osprey, Caracal, Leviathan, Rokh, Raven, Pheonix, Moa, Tengu, Shuttle, all Drones and the list goes on.

Actually ALL Caldari ships look good
Same goes for Mimmatar, Gallente, Ammar...

Wait I think ALL SHIPS IN THE GAME LOOK ORGASM WORTHY AWESOME.

Except sleepers and those creepy rogue drone domi.... I mean, ewwww.


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