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Hellfury Resurrected
Incura
Posted - 2009.12.19 08:15:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Hellfury Resurrected on 29/01/2010 07:00:04
Edited by: Hellfury Resurrected on 19/12/2009 08:20:20
Disclaimer: I'm pretty ****ing wasted atm, so forgive me if this thread isn't up to my usual standards,

So there I was in Domain. Successfully evading a R.E.P.O. wardec by being a whole 3 jumps away from Amarr.

Sick and tired of Empire Wars and all the bull**** that comes with it (read: neutral RR), we decided to focus on small gang guerrilla warfare for the time being. Cruiser gangs and Frigate gangs in lowsec/zerosec would be the order of the day until Alekseyev Karrde single-handed fixes neutral RR mechanics in a stroke of pure genius which only he could have pulled off.

So I roamed. I made my Incursus video without ever having really flown frigates in my life (what do you need them for in empire wars, really? And I did a pretty good job, too, imo).

So we roamed. We roamed 0.0 entry systems until I got sick of interceptor killmails. So then we roamed lowsec. We used BS, we used Cruisers, we used AFs. We basically had a ton of fun, and didn't run into any neutral Guardians, it was awesome.

There was only one problem.

The most convenient lowsec for us, (Ami, 0.4, 3 jumps from Amarr), was infested by a dishonourable pigdog corp called "Glauxian Brothers", a member of the terrible alliance Intrepid Explorers (maybe they were trying to be to "Intrepid Crossing" what Hydra Reloaded is to "Hydra Alliance"?) At any rate, this very terribad wannabe pirate alliance was very cap-ship happy, it seemed.

We tooled around this system all week trying to get a fight, unfortunately we were unable to get a good, fun fight from the locals (that's Intrepid Explorers alliance, of Ami solar system). On Monday we went there, my super-chill brosef Jeron kahyar and I, in Armageddon and Megathron class vessels of war, to making good, fun fights (~~~~~~). We were prepared to fight 3x Drake and Scorpion in the top asteroid belt when Intrepid Explorers (cap-ship happy wannabe pirates of the Ami solar system) warp in a Nidhoggur and Thanatos to the belt (wtffff?). Having no backup, Jeron and I warp out (since fail pirates have no tackle on their lawldrakes).

On Wednesday we went back, hoping Monday was just an anomoly, and expecting a Good Fight~~~~~. This time we went back in four ENYOS OF EXCELLENCE and a solitary Harpylawl. Intrepid Explorers (the very terrible, cap-ship happy pirate of the Ami solar system who you should all totally not visit and/or hotdrop) were there again. Provailing as we were against the 2 Ravens in our 4 ENYOS OF EXCELLENCE, Intrepid Explorers decided to warp in a Nidhoggur to the gate. However, a bunch of neutral ***gots (falcon, slicer, drake) decided to come in at this point and terrified the poor Nidhoggur into not repping the dying Ravens.

So then whilst I was busy elsewhere today, (Friday), Jeron decided to go back to Ami (home system of Intrepid Explorers, excellent PvPers who you don't want to hotdrop at all) in his Wolf. His objective was, of course, to get good fights~~~~~~~~. Their response this time, was of course to drop a Moros on a gate on our lone Wolf (c wat i did thar?).

Well, I for one, was pretty sick and tired of this ****ing bull****. However, instead of whining about it, I decided to do what they always tell you to do in Eve-Online: Adapt or Die. I chose to adapt. I hit up my super-chill brosef from Outbreak, Duncan Tanner, for a potential hotdrop. However, Duncan regrettably informed me that Outbreak had a very weak US timezone, so we would have to seek alternate sources of hotdroppage. Duncan was, however, able to hook me up with some contacts from Invicta..

Hellfury Resurrected
Incura
Posted - 2009.12.19 08:16:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Hellfury Resurrected on 19/12/2009 09:45:34
With the almighty power of Invicta. capitals at our back, we sent in our Epic Bait Fleet of Excellence, consisting of 3 Dominix and a Slasher. Upon jumping into Ami (home system of Intrepid Explorers, whom you totally don't want to hotdrop at all), we were able to pick up on scan 2 Scorpions, a Raven, 2 Drakes, an Onyx and a Hurricane. Not content with the odds as they were, Intrepid Explorers decided to improve the odds even further in their favour.

Originally by: Ventrilo

Jared D'Uroth > Archon and Moros on scan towards POS


Originally by: Local Chat

C*m Fle*ry > belt 1 ****ers


Of course, after they had already dropped caps on us 3 times in a single week, the fact that we were still willing to warp to a belt to engage them totally seemed legit and not trap-like at all, so they tackled us using an Onyx, and then immediately warped an Archon and Moros to the belt.

Upon instruction from my hotdrop-experienced homies from Invicta (whom I'm now brosefs 4 life with, btw), I immediately lit my Cynosural Field of Honour which I coincidentally had fit to my Dominix. In came an Epic Invicta. Cap-Fleet of Integrity to pwn their worthless cap-dropping asses. After the Moros pilot self-destructed (which Alekseyev Karrde is without a doubt going to fix single-handedly imo), we wtfpwned the Archon.

After much QQing in local:

Originally by: Local Chat

*am *leury > nicely done


we decided to move on and fix our sec status'.



The moral of the story? It's simple:

If you chose the life of the pirate, but you are terribad at PvP, keep your ****ing cap-ship compensation-mobiles away from Hydra AFs. Or else.


Once again with the disclaimer: I'm pretty piis-drunk atm, so if this thread doesn't actually deliver the way I intended it to, my bad.

Mickey Simon
Genos Occidere
Posted - 2009.12.19 08:27:00 - [3]
 

I'm not in HYDRA, but would also appreciate you ***gots keeping your **** away from my AF too.
<3

Nice post yo.

Hellfury Resurrected
Incura
Posted - 2009.12.19 08:29:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Mickey Simon
Nice post yo.


Not bad for being so ****ing drunk that it took me 4 hours to type properly, yeah?

Gauss Markov
Posted - 2009.12.19 08:45:00 - [5]
 

this bores me

Xanice Vek
Posted - 2009.12.19 09:02:00 - [6]
 

In AMI live pirates intrepid
Whose tactics are rather insipid
So they suffered injury
At the hands of Hellfury
Who exposed them as really quite stupid

OP deliversTwisted Evil

Fake Edit: You're not the only one who can post drunkEmbarassed

LittleTerror
Day Unhappy Security Inc.
Posted - 2009.12.19 09:10:00 - [7]
 

Dropping caps on an AF?

That's a bit overkill but I like it Twisted Evil

Hellfury Resurrected
Incura
Posted - 2009.12.19 09:11:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: LittleTerror
Dropping caps on an AF?

That's a bit overkill but I like it Twisted Evil


Please don't try pretending your alliance is any better.

Isaac Starstriker
Amarr
Frontier Venture
Posted - 2009.12.19 10:05:00 - [9]
 

lol whut? I understand hotdropping capitals to save industrial assets...but to...attack....a couple frigates..........overkill/noobs.

Btw, I loled a lot.


Marko Riva
Posted - 2009.12.19 10:38:00 - [10]
 

I don't think I quite got the alliance name or where this happened. Very nice story, if I didn't dislike FOTM chasers and crapspeak so much I'd try to join you guys, not that I'm cool/good enough to get in.

Hellfury Resurrected
Incura
Posted - 2009.12.19 10:46:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Marko Riva
if I didn't dislike FOTM chasers and crapspeak so much I'd try to join you guys, not that I'm cool/good enough to get in.


My ship most frequently flown is the Megathron, what part of that sounds like FotM chasing? Wink

Marko Riva
Posted - 2009.12.19 10:47:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Marko Riva on 19/12/2009 10:49:39
Corp/allaince wise, not shipwise Very Happy

Jeron kahyar
Minmatar
Incura
Posted - 2009.12.19 11:16:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: Jeron kahyar on 19/12/2009 11:16:33
22:40:27 Combat Ion Siege Blaster Cannon I belonging to Safina Kalare misses you completely.

My poor wolf!!!!


Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.12.19 11:20:00 - [14]
 

I was happy to be a nossing meatshield in one of maybe some kind of part of these engagements. I am not good with cruiser.

FU22
The 8th Order
Posted - 2009.12.19 11:57:00 - [15]
 

Cool story bro. Very Happy

TimMc
Brutal Deliverance
Gypsy Band
Posted - 2009.12.19 13:03:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Marko Riva
Edited by: Marko Riva on 19/12/2009 10:49:39
Corp/allaince wise, not shipwise Very Happy


lolololololol hydra are FOTM.

Marko Riva
Posted - 2009.12.19 13:21:00 - [17]
 

Least they're not whining about how they HAD to jump into the enemy and die because of it.

Duncan Tanner
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.12.19 13:59:00 - [18]
 

Edited by: Duncan Tanner on 19/12/2009 14:09:25
Originally by: Hellfury Resurrected
However, Duncan regrettably informed me that Outbreak had a very weak US timezone


In terms of capitals anyway :)

Edit: Kinda funny, the one cap we brought was held up when he got tackled by a Merlin off a gate on his way to get into his carrier.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.12.19 14:15:00 - [19]
 

my corporation is currently seeking cap pilots for a small boost.

5474r13L
Gallente
Glauxian Brothers
Intrepid Explorers
Posted - 2009.12.19 14:30:00 - [20]
 

Confirming that atleast I am a dishonourable pigdog and a very terribad wannabe pirate.
Also, insurance was about to run out on those caps anyway.Cool

Anyway, great fights/posts,
I was entertained.

Buff Nerfmeyer
Posted - 2009.12.19 14:33:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Jeron kahyar

22:40:27 Combat Ion Siege Blaster Cannon I belonging to Safina Kalare misses you completely.

My poor wolf!!!!


Coffee on my computer screen *again* Laughing

TimMc
Brutal Deliverance
Gypsy Band
Posted - 2009.12.19 14:49:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: 5474r13L
Confirming that atleast I am a dishonourable pigdog and a very terribad wannabe pirate.
Also, insurance was about to run out on those caps anyway.Cool

Anyway, great fights/posts,
I was entertained.


Self destruct then. Carrier loss is alot of kb points/isk.

Furb Killer
Gallente
Posted - 2009.12.19 16:27:00 - [23]
 

NOT THE K/D RATIO!!1!!!!111

While they were obviously terribad, they at least had the balls to do more with their caps than station camping, not something you can say of most others.

Damien Smith
The Insane Tormentors
Posted - 2009.12.19 17:32:00 - [24]
 

Wow, I remember those guys from before I quit in '07. They were in some fail alliance called 'Ground Zeero' (yeah, i know) that lived in Irmalin. My old corp (Sybrite Inc) lived there for a while and they were all the same. Phoenixes with XL shield boosters anyone? They were cap heavy then but pretty fail on the whole.

Good to see they're still kicking though. Memories eh?

Andrea Griffin
Posted - 2009.12.19 17:51:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Furb Killer
While they were obviously terribad, they at least had the balls to do more with their caps than station camping, not something you can say of most others.
This is true. As lame as dropping cap ships on an enyo is, at least they were willing to do some of it off station, giving you the chance to do something about it.

Xymor
Minmatar
Adeptus Malleus
Posted - 2009.12.19 18:05:00 - [26]
 

Funny story... True stroy. Me and my brosefs were doing a low sec roam on Tuesday. We went through AMI as well, and the same people droped a Thanatos and Nidhogger on on. We managed to escape with no loses luckley. Im glad you had the assesets avalble to you to own them.

Shade Millith
Caldari
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2009.12.19 23:18:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Andrea Griffin
Originally by: Furb Killer
While they were obviously terribad, they at least had the balls to do more with their caps than station camping, not something you can say of most others.
This is true. As lame as dropping cap ships on an enyo is, at least they were willing to do some of it off station, giving you the chance to do something about it.


I do have to agree as well. Having had the same thing happen to me (Nyx on a solo drake? Already kill some things, and it made me laugh, so tis all good), at least they were using them off stations and POS's and putting them in harms way. Even though for a single frig it just might be a little overkill

Deja Thoris
Invicta.
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2009.12.20 01:26:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: Deja Thoris on 20/12/2009 01:30:20
Awesome post. Made me laugh. Where was this again? :D

And that was the second dread to self destruct on us that very same day :/ The other one wasn't from IT alliance. No sirree!


Lezley Black
Posted - 2009.12.20 04:46:00 - [29]
 

I never understood the ppl that complain about hotdrops...


....Why use a .22 when you have access to a .50 cal?





Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.12.20 07:27:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: 5474r13L
Confirming that atleast I am a dishonourable pigdog and a very terribad wannabe pirate.
Also, insurance was about to run out on those caps anyway.Cool

Anyway, great fights/posts,
I was entertained.


It's the "we didn't want those ships anyway" guy.


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