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Hunter Brill
Posted - 2009.12.11 04:18:00 - [31]
 

Hello Brock Nelson,

I am posting this to inform you as the leader of a concerned alts syndicate that has decided that your BS will not continue any longer. Any attempt to delete us will be met with a harsh response (bodily wise).

Consider yourself warned.

Brock Nelson
Posted - 2009.12.11 04:28:00 - [32]
 

Hello Mountain Dew

I am posting this to inform you as the leader of a concerned drinkers syndicate that has decided that your taste will not be tolerated any longer. Any attempt to worsen the taste will be met with a harsh response (diarrhea wise).

Consider yourself warned

Hamno
The Hamno Corp
Posted - 2009.12.11 04:50:00 - [33]
 

Hello Cosmoray,

I am posting this to inform you as the leader of a group of concerned ship's crews that has decided that your mass destruction of our ships will not be allowed to continue. Any attempt to man your space borne coffins will be met with a vague response.

Consider yourself warned.

Jack Norris
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2009.12.11 04:55:00 - [34]
 

Hello *****

I am posting this to inform you HEY! Stop that! Bad *****! BAD! I'm really sorry ma'am, he doesn't usua...STOP THAT! BAD!

Jukhta Mein
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
OWN Alliance
Posted - 2009.12.11 04:58:00 - [35]
 

Hello md'ers

Zombieland is quite nice. Consider yourself warned.

thebarry
SRS Industries
SRS.
Posted - 2009.12.11 05:19:00 - [36]
 

iom getting durnk agian lol!

LaVista Vista
Conservative Shenanigans Party
Posted - 2009.12.11 07:27:00 - [37]
 

From now on, all posts will contain haikus

Carniflex
StarHunt
Fallout Project
Posted - 2009.12.11 08:09:00 - [38]
 

The PLEX price will not go up to those levels regardless of the OP efforts. I would even speculate that there is still some air left in them.

Lui Kai
Better Than You
Posted - 2009.12.11 08:12:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: LaVista Vista
From now on, all posts will contain haikus


Why does everyone
want to be like me, Lui Kai?
Must be my big wang.

Melleia
Vulcan Innovations
Posted - 2009.12.11 09:37:00 - [40]
 

Originally by: Vahdrok Nyrus
Edited by: Vahdrok Nyrus on 10/12/2009 17:43:02
Hey md'ers,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, loser, no-lifes who spend every second of their day picking apart peoples desire for public funding. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten laid? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than getting aroused to Haiku written by Akita.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have 17m, and started my own mining corp in CVA. What 0.0 empire you in, other than "jack off to market trend data"? I also make 100m in profit a month, and have a banging hot girlfriend on EVE who I talk for hours on vent with(She just flew on a roam with me; was SO cash). You are all losers who should just pod yourselves after deleting your clones. Thanks for listening.



I loled.

Omar Kuvakei
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.12.11 15:39:00 - [41]
 

Hello unsuspecting link clickers

I am posting this to inform you as the leader of a Rick Astley fan club that we're no strangers to love - you know the rules and so do I. A full cimmitments what I'm thinknig of - you wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling - gotta make you understand.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Utemetsu
Caldari
Posted - 2009.12.11 15:45:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: Carniflex
The PLEX price will not go up to those levels regardless of the OP efforts. I would even speculate that there is still some air left in them.


lol serious post
I thought this thread was toast
Why serious post?

EvilCheez
That's Retarded
FIGHT CLUB INC
Posted - 2009.12.11 16:37:00 - [43]
 

plex were bought and sold
the traders were everywhere
now there is just one

Julius Rigel
Sub-warp Racing Venture
Posted - 2009.12.11 19:09:00 - [44]
 

This thread makes me smile
Not only is OP dumb
We have haikus too!

Sapphire Dreams
Posted - 2009.12.11 22:19:00 - [45]
 

Hello md'ers

I am posting this to inform you as the leader of a concerned players syndicate that has decided that usage of kiga in your MD haikus are not rising to their previous levels. Also, any attempt to introduce kireji will be met with a harsh response (moras wise).

Consider yourselves warned.

Herschel Yamamoto
Agent-Orange
Nabaal Syndicate
Posted - 2009.12.11 23:05:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Tarinara
Originally by: Vahdrok Nyrus
This is even worse than getting aroused to Haiku written by Akita.

Wait ... you say that like it's a 'Bad Thing™' ...

Considering I don't recall ever writing a haiku... Twisted Evil


Nah, you write what I like to call the "Akita haiku" - 5 max-length posts, line break, 7 max-length posts, line break, 5 max-length posts.

Earihi
Caldari
Dark star industrial
Posted - 2009.12.11 23:26:00 - [47]
 

Id say this thread worked out quite well to be honest i was getting rather sick of paying more than i should to ship spin

Julius Rigel
Sub-warp Racing Venture
Posted - 2009.12.12 02:11:00 - [48]
 

Originally by: Sapphire Dreams
Hello md'ers

I am posting this to inform you as the leader of a concerned players syndicate that has decided that usage of kiga in your MD haikus are not rising to their previous levels. Also, any attempt to introduce kireji will be met with a harsh response (moras wise).

Consider yourselves warned.

Oh snap! But unless
I misunderstand your post
No seasons in space

Wink


P.S
Don't be too harsh, my morae are quite fragile! ugh

GoldIntrepidous
Posted - 2009.12.12 02:22:00 - [49]
 

The cake is a lie!


Do not eat the cake!

All your plex are belong to us.

Mauvais Volonte
Posted - 2009.12.12 02:50:00 - [50]
 

Hello MDrs

I am posting this to inform you as the leader of a concerned players syndicate that has decided that the attepmt to rise plex prices through a reverse-psychological warning not to rise plex price will not succeed. Any attempt to raise the price of plexes will be met with a harsh response (market wise).

Consider yourselves warned.


AnakieNine
Posted - 2009.12.12 03:55:00 - [51]
 

Hello md'ers

I am posting this to inform you as the leader of a concerned bakers syndicate that has decided that dough will not be rising to their previous levels. Any attempt to raise dough will be met with a harsh response (market wise). Your daily bread will be reduce to peter.

qu'ils mangent de la brioche
Consider yourselves warned.
All your dough belongs us.

Dethmourne Silvermane
Gallente
Origin.
Black Legion.
Posted - 2009.12.12 08:39:00 - [52]
 

Originally by: Utemetsu
Hello md'ers

I am posting this to inform you as the leader of a concerned players syndicate that has decided that waffle prices will not be rising to their previous levels. Any attempt to raise the price of waffles will be met with a harsh response (breakfast wise).

Consider yourselves warned.


QFT. This is going in my sig.

Sapphire Dreams
Posted - 2009.12.13 22:58:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: Julius Rigel
Originally by: Sapphire Dreams
Hello md'ers

I am posting this to inform you as the leader of a concerned players syndicate that has decided that usage of kiga in your MD haikus are not rising to their previous levels. Also, any attempt to introduce kireji will be met with a harsh response (moras wise).

Consider yourselves warned.

Oh snap! But unless
I misunderstand your post
No seasons in space

Wink


P.S
Don't be too harsh, my morae are quite fragile! ugh


He makes a good point;
Snappy comeback is tricky...
Space is like winter?



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