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Di Sembowel
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:05:00 - [211]
 

Step One : Find a nice large bottle of scotch
Step Two : Get a glass
Step Three : Forget about eve for the next 6 hours. this can be done by either;
A: Downing the whole bottle & passing out, or
B: enjoying a few drinks while watching some crappy movies / listening to some music / laughing at idiots worrying about when the patch will be available to download.

RazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazz

Killa' K
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:07:00 - [212]
 

what time will all of this be complete(in central mountain time)?? im still getting the 'incompatible version' message when trying to log in and am wondering if i should just wait a little longer or start brainstorming for a fix now. .

Hailey Sunweaver
Minmatar
Murientor Tribe
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:08:00 - [213]
 

Eve went down at 8pm lastnight US central time. To avoid eve withdraw went to a rock concert. Now at work needing coffie and hungover. Cool

Sarum Abode
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:08:00 - [214]
 

Originally by: Di Sembowel
Step One : Find a nice large bottle of scotch
Step Two : Get a glass
Step Three : Forget about eve for the next 6 hours. this can be done by either;
A: Downing the whole bottle & passing out, or
B: enjoying a few drinks while watching some crappy movies / listening to some music / laughing at idiots worrying about when the patch will be available to download.

RazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazz



way ahead of you

WeirdCulture
Gallente
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:08:00 - [215]
 

Edited by: WeirdCulture on 01/12/2009 15:08:23
Originally by: Di Sembowel
Step One : Find a nice large bottle of scotch
Step Two : Get a glass
Step Three : Forget about eve for the next 6 hours. this can be done by either;
A: Downing the whole bottle & passing out, or
B: enjoying a few drinks while watching some crappy movies / listening to some music / laughing at idiots worrying about when the patch will be available to download.

RazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazz


would get problem with my employee at step 3a :)

neamiah
Gallente
The Rotten Tomatoes
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:10:00 - [216]
 

Originally by: Di Sembowel
Step One : Find a nice large bottle of scotch
Step Two : Get a glass
Step Three : Forget about eve for the next 6 hours. this can be done by either;
A: Downing the whole bottle & passing out, or
B: enjoying a few drinks while watching some crappy movies / listening to some music / laughing at idiots worrying about when the patch will be available to download.

RazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazz


THAT.... is awesome!

John plissken
Caldari
Nth Dimension
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:10:00 - [217]
 

hmmm.... tell them u have a meeting, a long meeting, in your car.... just don't tell them your meeting is with a bottle.

Ryel Theon
Take A Wish Foundation
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:12:00 - [218]
 

Originally by: Killa' K
what time will all of this be complete(in central mountain time)?? im still getting the 'incompatible version' message when trying to log in and am wondering if i should just wait a little longer or start brainstorming for a fix now. .



Seriously? You play EVE^WSpreadsheet Online and you can't figure out timezones and do some basic math? Back to WOW with you.

Nath Axe
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:12:00 - [219]
 

Originally by: Di Sembowel
Step One : Find a nice large bottle of scotch
Step Two : Get a glass
Step Three : Forget about eve for the next 6 hours. this can be done by either;
A: Downing the whole bottle & passing out, or
B: enjoying a few drinks while watching some crappy movies / listening to some music / laughing at idiots worrying about when the patch will be available to download.

RazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazz


You get my vote,cheers

Xndo2
Caldari
Dark Shadow Industries
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:15:00 - [220]
 

Originally by: John plissken
hmmm.... tell them u have a meeting, a long meeting, in your car.... just don't tell them your meeting is with a bottle.


just tell them your gonna go screw the sec. and you'll be back later

Morgannan Rass
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:16:00 - [221]
 

Originally by: Di Sembowel
Step One : Find a nice large bottle of scotch
Step Two : Get a glass
Step Three : Forget about eve for the next 6 hours. this can be done by either;
A: Downing the whole bottle & passing out, or
B: enjoying a few drinks while watching some crappy movies / listening to some music / laughing at idiots worrying about when the patch will be available to download.

RazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazzRazz



<-----Requests contract to assist in the distribution of cheap scotch and crappy movies. (recalls crack drones to drone bay)

Ramirez Macklaud
Volatile Nature
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:16:00 - [222]
 

OK, lets wait for someone from CPP to link it!!!
CPP where are youuuuRolling EyesVery Happy

Di Sembowel
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:16:00 - [223]
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMD7Ezp3gWc

replace 24 with 6Razz

HanDeD
Silastic Armourfiends of Striterax
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:17:00 - [224]
 

I would like to extend my gratitude to the EVE Online community for this forum, cos without it I would have been a sad panda waiting for EVE to go online.
Instead I can read all the comment (angry/screaming/joyful/cheerful) and cry of laughterugh. My coworkers think I am mad.

Keep up the comments and btw. I am all for the Nagelfar as a “Flyby” in style comments made earlier on.
It sucks as a ship (and in a conga line), but it is bloody awesome in look.

Tiger Woman
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:18:00 - [225]
 

Yeah, patch update took about two hours. Server not accepting connections.

EddieRio
Minmatar
Super Batungwaa Ninja Warriors
0ccupational Hazzard
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:19:00 - [226]
 

LOVE IT,, try log onto eve,,, patch day,,, yay,, last time they gave us wormhole's so those of us not wanting to live in 0.0 can make some iskies and explore the unkown,, and t3 ships to make, sell and fly.. this time there making planets look cool, sorting out the mail system and eve browser,, and of course changing sov,, will pos's go down in price, will i find a slice of 0.0 i like, so excited???

log onto eve website,, check out the forums,, loads a people stressing, ha ha,, i love it,, just chill peeps, do not fear change,, adapt or die :) wicked cool,, bottle of rum is open,, rent on house and bills is paid, food shopping in, snacks and beer a plenty..

as for all the people winging on this board about the new update or the server being down for more than a few hrs, i say shush to you,, well done to all who work on eve, for those devs that work to make this game awsome and listen to the players to make it a better game for both new and old eve pilots,,


Asday
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:22:00 - [227]
 

HOLY **** ccp.vo.llwnd.net ISN'T EVEONLINE.COM, LET'S SUDDENLY BE AFRAID OF DOWNLOADING PATCHES FROM WHERE THEY ALWAYS COME FROM.

What is wrong with the human race? >_< You guys play EVE fer chris'sake, it's not that hard to pay attention.

I'm not gonna bother with pre-patching, though, my PC's unstable as it is (yay), so I'm gonna try out that scotch and bad films idea. Or play some shooty games for a change of pace. I suggest everyone else does too, instead of making themselves look like asses on the forums, (much like I'm doing now.)

Fohacidal
SPORADIC MOVEMENT
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:24:00 - [228]
 

i am 12 and what is... wait I know what this is!

Di Sembowel
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:25:00 - [229]
 

i'm doing 4 of the 5 things, u just need the right combination of strawsRazz

Solatro
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:25:00 - [230]
 

So easy to deride your fellow addicts... especially when you find yourself on the SAME page as those you mock, wishing for the SAME thing, yet spouting a different message.

Hello, aren't you supposed to be somewhere else guzzling a bottle and NOT here looking at the patch notes thread? This is a place to commiserate during our withdrawal, and the hypocrisy is befouling that wailing EMO aura... damnit!

where the @#*! is that repair tool?! \@[email protected]/

Rebekbar
Amarr
Honored By Death
Galactic Syndicate
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:27:00 - [231]
 

Ahhhh I love this stuff....EVE will be better, the beer will be colder, the food will be teaster, and now I'll have time to clean off my computer desk before it all starts up again!!!!!! Very Happy Laughing Rolling Eyes Twisted Evil ugh

Xndo2
Caldari
Dark Shadow Industries
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:27:00 - [232]
 

Originally by: Asday
HOLY **** ccp.vo.llwnd.net ISN'T EVEONLINE.COM, LET'S SUDDENLY BE AFRAID OF DOWNLOADING PATCHES FROM WHERE THEY ALWAYS COME FROM.

What is wrong with the human race? >_< You guys play EVE fer chris'sake, it's not that hard to pay attention.

I'm not gonna bother with pre-patching, though, my PC's unstable as it is (yay), so I'm gonna try out that scotch and bad films idea. Or play some shooty games for a change of pace. I suggest everyone else does too, instead of making themselves look like asses on the forums, (much like I'm doing now.)
I'm a little tea pot short and stoutShocked

Di Sembowel
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:30:00 - [233]
 

i know what i'm gonna do! seeing as it's december, i'm gonna stick some xmas tree lights around my monitor & make eve all festive & stuffRazz

EvincarVolrath
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:33:00 - [234]
 

HOLY SMOKES!! reading all the mixed emotions you guys post is utterly amazing. It has kept me entertained since i started reading. Like a couple of peeps have said just chill out wait for the official patch THEN bombard the link and and crash the server with 20k+ people trying to d/l from 1 source....THIS IS MADNESS....but it'll be very amusing to say the least..

Morgannan Rass
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:34:00 - [235]
 

Originally by: Di Sembowel
i know what i'm gonna do! seeing as it's december, i'm gonna stick some xmas tree lights around my monitor & make eve all festive & stuffRazz


OMG I just fell off my chair!! THAT is a riot!

Wolfduke
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:38:00 - [236]
 

THE LIVE SERVER'S BACK!

Nidhoeggr Eth
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:39:00 - [237]
 

Edited by: Nidhoeggr Eth on 01/12/2009 15:42:03
The cluster is not currently accepting connections

meaning -
You are no dev - go to get some sleep!

Note: i know it is still down and they are working on it ... just wanted to let you know ...

nighthawkcm
Minmatar
German Kings
Majesta Empire
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:41:00 - [238]
 

I am astonished that so few people are capable of reading and comparing time Zones.

So for all the ret***** mo***s - this is a map of the world time zones.

Timezones

Now you look on that map, yes, use your eyes.

Now comes the complicated part, the use of your brains.

CCP is located in the timezone with the 0 in the top line of the map.

If you are to the east of ccp you have to add time. Meaning that if you are in germany you have to add one hour to the time where the server is supposed to eb abck up.

Now do the math and for gods sake stop blaming yourself in publich.

Strids Pilot
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:42:00 - [239]
 

hmm what is 21:00 UTC <--- stands for?


Di Sembowel
Posted - 2009.12.01 15:42:00 - [240]
 

Originally by: Wolfduke
THE LIVE SERVER'S BACK!


LIES!!!!!!! LIES!!!!!!

*throws empty bottle across room*

DRINK!


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