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Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.11.21 01:03:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Imiarr Timshae on 23/05/2011 12:47:38
Edited by: Imiarr Timshae on 23/05/2011 12:46:52

THE STANDING CORRECTION AGENCY [TSCA]


New Eden's Premier Standing Service Provider



Original & Best™



The Standing Correction Agency is a business which provides personal standing increases via the fleet mechanics for clients, we do not sell pre-made corporations, our business is personal standings only. We've been doing it longest and we've got most pilots. Plus we're cheap too Very Happy

We can raise your standings for any/all empire NPC corporations with agents in high sec, from Amarr Navy to Zainou.

Current Manager/Point of Contact for all matters : Imiarr Timshae

Our price list follows :

150mil for 0.00 to 1.00
200mil for 1.00 to 2.00 (350mil 0-2)
250mil for 2.00 to 3.00 (600mil 0-3)
300mil for 3.00 to 4.00 (900mil 0-4)
350mil for 4.00 to 5.00 (1250mil 0-5)
400mil for 5.00 to 6.00 (1600mil 0-6)
450mil for 6.00 to 7.00 (2100mil 0-7)
550mil for 7.00 to 8.00 (2620mil 0-8)
850mil for 8.00 to 9.00 (3470mil 0-9)
3000mil for 9.00 to 10.00 (6470mil 0-10)

Bear in mind - During this service the client will accumulate a considerable amount of LP (and a little ISK too). The LP (and ISK) is yours to keep - from 0 > 6 is about 120k LP average.

FAQ :

Q Are the prices cumulative?
A No, for example 0 to 3.00 is a total of 600m (150 + 200 + 250).


Q How do you accept payment?
A I take payment in advance, in single stages or in multiples. Or for the whole job if you prefer. For example if I am starting to do 0 > 1, I take 150m, and when you reach 1 I charge 1 > 2, being 200m.

Q How does the service work?
A You are in fleet with me while I complete missions! This can either be via a fleet you create a fleet advert for me to join, or vice versa, or just manually where I invite you when I am online.

Q Do I need to be in the same system/constellation/region as you?
A No, you can be anywhere, even wormhole space.

Q Do I get bounties and rewards and LP?
A You get a split of the LP and the mission reward, but not bounties unless you are in the mission.

Q Do I keep them?
A Yes! Our prices are adjusted for this. The LP is yours to spend as you see fit, as is the ISK in your wallet.

Q How do you check my standings gain for payment?
A We use www.eveboard.com, which lists your standings. You may be asked to update them via this on a regular basis.

Q What timezone are you in/do you operate in?
A I'm English currently residing in the UK. Eve time is best.

If you need personal standings, The Standing Correction Agency is ready and waiting to provide them!

Genji Ancient
Posted - 2009.11.21 03:57:00 - [2]
 

How long does it take to go from 0 to 8 standings on average, ie. game hours?

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.11.21 12:31:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Imiarr Timshae on 01/05/2011 08:41:33
Depends on how often the client can be online, and how available an employee is in actual time, in game hours, probably about 50.

Edit : This post now contains the "Imiarr is Hopeless Scale", a scale of reference to be used for when I have ****ed something up and service may be somewhat slower than usual.

"Imiarr is Hopeless Scale"

[Low]█-two-█-█-█-█-█-█-█-█[High]

A one on the "Imiarr is Hopeless Scale" represents that everything is going well, I am sitting on a hammock between two palm trees in my happy place, while big breasted native girls serve me drinks.

A two on the "Imiarr is Hopeless Scale" is as above, but the girls are slightly smaller breasted.

A three on the "Imiarr is Hopeless Scale" states that they are no longer native girls, but insane asylum inmates, so whilst it is not wholly bad, they spill more drinks than they serve.

A four on the "Imiarr is Hopeless Scale" is as above, but the inmates are now serving battery acid.

A five on the "Imiarr is Hopeless Scale" states that everything is normal operation. Loud noises are playing and I am screaming but apparently that's just the way my life is.

A six on the "Imiarr is Hopeless Scale" states that I am slightly more fraught than usual. Maybe I ran out of booze money. Maybe I've been mugged.

A seven on the "Imiarr is Hopeless Scale" is used to represent when I have no idea what is going on, but it has not yet been confirmed that things are bad. They may be good, who knows?

A eight on the "Imiarr is Hopeless Scale" is used, as above, I have no idea what is going on, but things are definately bad.

A nine on the "Imiarr is Hopeless Scale" states that either I have been offline for a week for no real reason, my partner has been stabbed, or I have been stabbed.

A ten on the "Imiarr is Hopeless Scale" states that some form of localized natural disaster has taken place inside my home/vital organs and service will be delayed and/or I have killed myself.

foxische
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2009.11.21 13:36:00 - [4]
 

shall I pay an extra for loyality points which i receive that way ?

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.11.21 16:21:00 - [5]
 

Nope, LP is yours to keep as are mission rewards.

We can even advise you the most profitable product to sell from whichever faction store you get LP from Very Happy

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.11.22 16:02:00 - [6]
 

No business like show business!

Desdemona Lucien
Posted - 2009.11.24 09:27:00 - [7]
 

I just wanted to drop a quick line to express my satisfaction with this service. I was expecting things to take a week and it took them about 2 days. Everything under promised and over delievered. Will use again.

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.11.24 16:12:00 - [8]
 

Many thanks for the review Very Happy

Todays bump also!

Jinx Barker
Caldari
GFB Scientific
Posted - 2009.11.25 15:57:00 - [9]
 

I want to add that I have used the service, and am very pleased. So, this guys get A+ in my book. Will use again.
Too bad there is no system to fix faction standings in any meaningful order.

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.11.26 18:18:00 - [10]
 

♫Swing low, sweet chariot, coming forth to carry me home!♪

Still in buisness!

HighwayMan DhD
Highwaymen
Posted - 2009.11.26 19:09:00 - [11]
 

shame you cant do it for Sec Status

nice idea tho, GL.

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.11.28 17:51:00 - [12]
 

Still in business!

ishkabibble
Dark Knights of Deneb
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2009.11.28 18:37:00 - [13]
 

Im interested in this service, contact me ingame

Aluin Chaput
Caldari
Sacred Templars
Black Star Alliance
Posted - 2009.11.28 21:20:00 - [14]
 

Looks like a good enough business.

Why should I try this instead of doing it myself?

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.11.28 21:25:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Aluin Chaput
Looks like a good enough business.

Why should I try this instead of doing it myself?


Well, if you are a masochist and like grinding standings, you should be working for us and not hiring us, I think Very Happy

Yukiko Ume
Caldari
Ume Logistics
Posted - 2009.11.28 21:47:00 - [16]
 

Good luck, Mr Timshae. Sounds like a great service!

Ironflint
Minmatar
Iron Age Industries
Posted - 2009.11.29 22:16:00 - [17]
 

Fast service. Professional, friendly mission runners. I plan to use this service in the future.

-Ironflint

Fantasia Freelance
Posted - 2009.11.29 23:21:00 - [18]
 

Last month it took this service provider 7 RL days to raise my personal standing from 5.61 to 6.25 with the "Home Guard" NPC corp. I had been in contact with both the OP and the pilot to whom he subcontracted it ("Par0dy") since day 1. After 6 days, I contacted the OP and told him about the delay. He said that this NPC corp wasn't a popular one and, therefore, I shouldn't expect a fast contract fulfillment.

I will not be using this service provider again as there are more friendly and expedient providers available.

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.11.30 18:50:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Fantasia Freelance
Last month it took this service provider 7 RL days to raise my personal standing from 5.61 to 6.25 with the "Home Guard" NPC corp. I had been in contact with both the OP and the pilot to whom he subcontracted it ("Par0dy") since day 1. After 6 days, I contacted the OP and told him about the delay. He said that this NPC corp wasn't a popular one and, therefore, I shouldn't expect a fast contract fulfillment.

I will not be using this service provider again as there are more friendly and expedient providers available.


Thanks for the review, however negative. Going to clear a few things up.

Originally by: Fantasia Freelance
Last month it took this service provider 7 RL days to raise my personal standing from 5.61 to 6.25 with the "Home Guard" NPC corp.


Last month I was involved in a suicide drama involving one of my closest friends, and so delays were to be expected.

Originally by: Fantasia Freelance
I had been in contact with both the OP and the pilot to whom he subcontracted it ("Par0dy") since day 1.


Our work is not sub-contracted. I am the face of the organisation, Par0dy is the manager. I advertise and recruit, and he organises the jobs and handles the money. (and he's doing a great job at it too Very Happy)

So yes, my sincere apologies. However expect bad service when one of the two people running it is trying to assist police from two counties over find a suicidal friend. Wink

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.12.01 13:41:00 - [20]
 

Dominion Downtime hurts my poor soul!

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.12.05 10:25:00 - [21]
 

Still in business despite Dominion wanting to murder mailing lists.

Serenity Skies
Posted - 2009.12.05 13:31:00 - [22]
 

I'm interested, please contact me ingame when some manager is online :)

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.12.08 08:12:00 - [23]
 

Contacted, organised, happy fun time.

Still a 7 on the scale.

Mr Greh
Jacob Boner Incorporated
Posted - 2009.12.11 18:33:00 - [24]
 

I fully back this service. Although prices may be steep, they are well worth it. Were it not for Dominion fussing things up a bit I would have had my standings up in less than a week. They are straight and up front with their pricing and who is available to run with you.

Would use again. Wink

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.12.11 21:07:00 - [25]
 

Edited by: Imiarr Timshae on 11/12/2009 21:07:31
Many thanks for the excellent review. Daily bump, still taking on clients for all corporations of New Eden!

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.12.13 11:49:00 - [26]
 

Still the best in the business!

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.12.17 09:39:00 - [27]
 

Kicking ass and chewing bubblegum

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.12.19 18:06:00 - [28]
 

Can't decide if business is slowing down or speeding up for christmas. I'm working harder but less is happening, who knows?

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.12.21 17:53:00 - [29]
 

Big business!

Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
Posted - 2009.12.22 18:17:00 - [30]
 

V is for Victory!


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