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War and Pestilence
Posted - 2004.11.01 09:48:00 - [1]

Edited by: Benzmann on 03/11/2004 08:40:52
2 noobs in eve wanted to get an advice from me, and they asked how to lose a sec status and i told them to meet me in the nearest 0.4 system and start shoting at my apoc. And they asked me if i would shot back and i said no, the noobs were on Ibis and Blackbird and they started shoting at me and then i shot back and destroyed them and then they called there friends and there friends came on a caracal and 2 blackbirds and 1 Bantam and the Bantam Scrambled me and tried to drain the power from my apoc with Smal nosfertau I and they warped scrambled me and all that and the bantam orbited me 500m from me and then i turned on my smartbomb and then he died and then i killed the 2 blackbirds and then the caracal.
I mean comon who is stupid to scramble a BS and orbit it!!!!Shocked

Strategic Power Industries
Moon Warriors
Posted - 2004.11.01 13:43:00 - [2]

CoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolI am Benzmanns alt ahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahaVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyShockedShockedShockedShockedSurprisedConfusedShockedShocked

Posted - 2004.11.01 13:45:00 - [3]

CoolMadConfusedConfusedConfusedLaughingShockedShockedShockedCoolConfusedLaughingShockedSadSmileVery HappyVery HappySmileSmileahahahhahahahhahahahahahha i am also his altVery HappyVery Happy

angry viking
Posted - 2004.11.01 13:46:00 - [4]

really me too ahahahahahahaahahahahhahaVery HappyVery HappyVery HappySmileVery HappyShockedConfusedSadSmileVery HappyMadVery HappyVery Happy

hippie hater
Posted - 2004.11.01 13:47:00 - [5]

ShockedConfusedLaughingi am also his alt and i am proud of it ahahahahhaahahahhahahaVery HappyVery HappyVery HappySmile

Posted - 2004.11.01 13:48:00 - [6]

LaughingCoolSurprisedSadCoolna na na na na i am also his alt but not you na na na na na ahahahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahahhaVery HappyVery HappyVery Happy

The Synergy
Cascade Probable
Posted - 2004.11.01 16:26:00 - [7]

Hahahahahaha, thats has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

War and Pestilence
Posted - 2004.11.02 07:55:00 - [8]

thanks mateRazzVery Happy

Jago Kain
Ramm's RDI
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2004.11.30 17:21:00 - [9]

Sorry, I seem to be missing something here?
You picked an unfair fight with some noobs and feel the need to brag about it on the forums?
Obviously I can only speak for myself, but this strikes me as a little sad.
Oh, well; perhaps you'll get better soon, in the meantime might i sugest not leaving the station until your meds have had time to kick in.

Fury Corporation
Anarchy Empire
Posted - 2004.12.01 00:38:00 - [10]

uhhhhhhhhhh, sentry guns?

Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2004.12.01 13:44:00 - [11]

thats roflicious

Crimson Djinn
Posted - 2004.12.02 07:06:00 - [12]

Why is this posted under player gatherings??????????

Posted - 2004.12.06 00:29:00 - [13]

Originally by: Crimson Djinn
Why is this posted under player gatherings??????????

vegna žess aš benzman er snillingur

*not translating that Razz and i think no moderator has been here for about 3-6 monthsRolling Eyes

Raptus Regaliter
Posted - 2004.12.08 19:08:00 - [14]

Edited by: Pudoris on 08/12/2004 19:30:29
I dont think Benzmann is a genious (translation from above) and I think from this that he is more of a (sth moderately nasty).

Very nice of you to help them get their security loss and nice of you to help them get along in the EVE universe.

If you promised to not shoot them then you did wrong in shooting them, especially with noobs, just hope that this will show them that the path they were looking at was perhaps not for them.

And plz if you ever feel the urge to post again then use this button which is called enter a bit more often and post it in a relevant forum.


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