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Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2009.10.19 11:11:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Helicity Boson on 19/10/2009 17:25:47
Press reports have come in all across New Eden of unprovoked suicide attacks on mining fleets in 11 separate regions. Initial Concord reports on the situation did not indicate that the attacks were part of larger terrorist effort to sabotage the ship building industry, but as the number of attacks grew over the weekend it became apparent that the attacks we indeed all linked and guided by some malefic intelligence.
The reasons behind the attacks are still unclear to the authorities, as none of the perpetrators were apprehended. The only clues lie in the garbled and incoherent radio chatter some of the terrorists broadcast during their attacks, which military experts have linked to a smaller outbreak of attacks in the Sinq Laison region earlier this month, suggesting the attacks may have been directed by an outlaw faction known to reside near the Stion constellation. In other news today...


63 Exhumers, 22 Mining Barges and 27 Capsules.
A Damage total of: 10,868,124,930 ISK (hulkageddon killboard)

Not bad for a weekend's work!

I had a great time organizing hulkageddon 2009 and I would like to thank all those that participated in this hilarious event, and for those who couldn't make it, see you next hulkageddon for your second chance ;)

The roll of honor:

Corporation rankings:
1: The Python Cartel. [132]
2: I.M.M [107]
3: The Bastards [86]
4: The Tuskers [76]
5: Dirty Filthy Pervert... [41]
6: Space Jerks [28]
7: SandStorm. [26]
9: Bambooule [12]
12: Quantar Swords [7]
13: Lyonesse. [5]
14: Mourning Air [5]
17: The Carebear Stare [2]
18: Enigma Tek [2]
(NPC corps omitted)

Thank you all for participating!

A special shoutout to the hellcats, without your public channel I would not have met all these wonderful people and been able to organise this event.

What terrible schemes will I come up with next? Time will tell... and you will know!


EDIT:

This just in, it would appear that several members of goonswarm have decided to award hulkageddon top killer Kalius Prime (of the bastards) with a substantial monetary prize for his efforts.

When approached with the reason for this, the (anonymous) Goonswarm member said: ALOHA AKBAR!
YARRRR!!


Veilag
Posted - 2009.10.19 11:43:00 - [2]
 

Lets all bow down to your superior PVP qualities, which were ably shown this weekend.


Oh, hang on........63 Exhumers, 22 Mining Barges and 27 Capsules....................hmm, what happened to targetting the people who might actually shoot back?

Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2009.10.19 11:46:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Veilag
hmm, what happened to targetting the people who might actually shoot back?


But that's what we do every other day already! Variety is the spice of life!


yoyomehearties
Posted - 2009.10.19 11:53:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Veilag
Lets all bow down to your superior PVP qualities, which were ably shown this weekend.


Oh, hang on........63 Exhumers, 22 Mining Barges and 27 Capsules....................hmm, what happened to targetting the people who might actually shoot back?


why do people insist that things like suicide ganking,and cyno killing, and can flipping, is about uber pvp skills? its about lols, and if youu do it right, its about making money. no one ever claimed its uber skilled pvp.

P.S. and if you dont like my grammar, deal with it. its eve not school.

RedSplat
Posted - 2009.10.19 11:57:00 - [5]
 

Thanks for making me isk Very Happy

Also, MeatSaussage Express?

Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2009.10.19 12:00:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: yoyomehearties
its about lols, and if youu do it right, its about making money. no one ever claimed its uber skilled pvp.


This!

And lulz were had, all our ships were neatly covered by the wonderful C-type boosters and named mining laser upgrades we looted. Though we were dismayed that a rare A-type booster and dark blood coproc got popped :(

De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Norse'Storm Battle Group
Intrepid Crossing
Posted - 2009.10.19 12:01:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Veilag
Lets all bow down to your superior PVP qualities, which were ably shown this weekend.


Oh, hang on........63 Exhumers, 22 Mining Barges and 27 Capsules....................hmm, what happened to targetting the people who might actually shoot back?


I think you missed the point. And posts like this only encourage them.Rolling Eyes

Yargok
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Posted - 2009.10.19 12:35:00 - [8]
 

Heh, indeed the OP did not claim any pvp skills involved.
But surely a lot of fun.

Sure, some carebears have had a sad weekend, but others, (like hulk-manufacturers) are surely happy about this.

So pirates happy, manufacturers happy.. miners sad.
2-1 aint that bad eh? YARRRR!!

craig0ss
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
Posted - 2009.10.19 12:36:00 - [9]
 

haha grats guys nice one

Were there any wonderfull tears and or hate mail?

Please send to me if there was, i do like a good tearfull read! :D

Gonna try an join in on ya next one

Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2009.10.19 12:38:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Helicity Boson on 19/10/2009 12:38:12
Originally by: craig0ss
haha grats guys nice one

Were there any wonderfull tears and or hate mail?

Please send to me if there was, i do like a good tearfull read! :D

Gonna try an join in on ya next one


I'm not sure we got a lot of those, it appears many of them where nowhere near their keyboards at all, in many cases concord will kill the gankers before they can pod the victim, and our scouts would report in 45 minutes later that the pods were still sitting in the exact same spot. Macros anyone?


Kobrakilla
Invicta.
Posted - 2009.10.19 12:52:00 - [11]
 

Quote:
Lets all bow down to your superior PVP qualities, which were ably shown this weekend. Oh, hang on........63 Exhumers, 22 Mining Barges and 27 Capsules....................hmm, what happened to targetting the people who might actually shoot back?



mmmm miner alt tears yummy, need more

Gypsio III
Dirty Filthy Perverts
Posted - 2009.10.19 13:32:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Veilag
hmm, what happened to targetting the people who might actually shoot back?


Good sir! I was most careful to engage only PVP-fit Hulks! At least two of my honourable opponents were toting deadly Warp Scramblers and ECM Bursts, and caused us great loss. Once, I had to press F1 and left-click again. Mad

XrayZ
SandStorm.
The Babylon Consortium
Posted - 2009.10.19 13:34:00 - [13]
 

sandstorm. in top ten!

go go buffalo *\o> <o/*

Dawts
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.10.19 13:45:00 - [14]
 

HULKAMANIA IS GONNA RUN WI......

Oh sorry wrong thread. Glad you guys had fun.

Spectre3353
Gallente
Heavy Risk...
Posted - 2009.10.19 14:32:00 - [15]
 

Suicide ganking is for no-talent ass clown griefers. L2P.

Happy San
The Bastards
Posted - 2009.10.19 14:43:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Spectre3353
Suicide ganking is for no-talent ass clown griefers. L2P.


What he said. It's also hard work, requiring multiple battleships according to one hulk pilot:

Quote:
Anna Athiest > the last guy that tried to take my hulk was in a magathon and only got into my stuture by 10 or 20 percent be for concord got hem


http://hulkageddon.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=74

Oh well.

Yristor
Posted - 2009.10.19 15:07:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Spectre3353
Suicide ganking is for no-talent ass clown griefers. L2P.


You just lost my vote. GTFO.

Spectre3353
Gallente
Heavy Risk...
Posted - 2009.10.19 15:15:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Yristor
Originally by: Spectre3353
Suicide ganking is for no-talent ass clown griefers. L2P.


You just lost my vote. GTFO.


http://hulkageddon.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=pilot&pilot=Spectre3353

LERN 2 SARCASM

Edit: Oh wait. Did I just get trolled?

Avan Sercedos
Gunpoint Diplomacy
Posted - 2009.10.19 15:18:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Spectre3353
Originally by: Yristor
Originally by: Spectre3353
Suicide ganking is for no-talent ass clown griefers. L2P.


You just lost my vote. GTFO.


http://hulkageddon.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=pilot&pilot=Spectre3353

LERN 2 SARCASM

Edit: Oh wait. Did I just get trolled?


Originally by: Spectre3353
LERN 2 SARCASM

Persephone Asphodel
Posted - 2009.10.19 15:19:00 - [20]
 

This is all well and good (Hi Hi Helicity B ♥) but why isn't it called Hulkamania?

good work

♥ L. Spank

Viginti
The Bastards
The Bastards.
Posted - 2009.10.19 15:24:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Persephone Asphodel
but why isn't it called Hulkamania?


Copyright infringement.

Also, had a blast doing this. Lots of lolsLaughing

Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2009.10.19 15:25:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Persephone Asphodel
This is all well and good (Hi Hi Helicity B ♥) but why isn't it called Hulkamania?

good work

♥ L. Spank


BECAUSE OF F-

wait.

BECAUSE OF COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!

The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2009.10.19 15:37:00 - [23]
 

Am horribly disappointed we wernt invited to the party. Sad

RedSplat
Posted - 2009.10.19 16:03:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Yargok

So pirates happy, manufacturers happy.. miners sad.
2-1 aint that bad eh? YARRRR!!


Correction: Risk averse Hulk pilots that refuse to leave Highsec, extremely sad.

0.0 miners - Happy (ish; given the state of the profession due to level 4 missions)

Lyshah
The Carebear Stare
Hydroponic Zone
Posted - 2009.10.19 16:06:00 - [25]
 

Wish I had been able to participate more, but great job.. thanks for organizing this :)

Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2009.10.19 16:17:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: The Crushah
Am horribly disappointed we wernt invited to the party. Sad


Didn't know any of you, but I wont forget next time :D

Velocity Prime
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
Posted - 2009.10.19 16:20:00 - [27]
 

Nice work.

I know there were some tears gathered as a result of this. Stop being shy and share them with the rest of us! Wink


Yristor
Posted - 2009.10.19 17:13:00 - [28]
 

Sorry Spectre, didn't catch the text sarcasm!

Anyway, idea for next campaign - L4 Mission-Runner Madness!

Bonus points for CNRs etc.
Double-bonus for Nightmares and T3s...

Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2009.10.19 17:56:00 - [29]
 

Reply, it seems our efforts have not gone unnoticed as some members of goonswarm have unexpectedly contacted me so they could give a nice cash prize to top killer Kalius Prime of the bastards \o/

Congratulations Kalius!

Avan Sercedos
Gunpoint Diplomacy
Posted - 2009.10.19 18:06:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Helicity Boson
Reply, it seems our efforts have not gone unnoticed as some members of goonswarm have unexpectedly contacted me so they could give a nice cash prize to top killer Kalius Prime of the bastards \o/

Congratulations Kalius!


No prize for being the one to test the kb? Sad


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