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Jake McCord
Minmatar
McCord Industries
Terran Commonwealth
Posted - 2009.09.24 05:26:00 - [181]
 

You go Tesal, show those Goons a thing or 2. If I can ever be of assistance, let me know.

Tesal
Posted - 2009.09.24 05:29:00 - [182]
 

Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 05:35:19
Originally by: Lag Generator
Tell us, what exactly have goons ever done to you?


You could also ask why you are in such a pathetic alliance, and why your leaders are so brain dead as to make this stupid Jihad. Why? I don't have answers for you goon, all I have is a spot in Jatate where I will kill you.

Originally by: Thuranni
Goons obviously ****ed you off enough to care enough to post continually in this thread for four days.


This amuses me. Do I need another reason?

Lag Generator
GoonWaffe
Posted - 2009.09.24 05:56:00 - [183]
 

Cmon now, don't be shy. It's obvious this is not your main. What did the goons do to you?

Lotus Sutra
Caldari
Sutra Inc
Posted - 2009.09.24 06:12:00 - [184]
 

Name the moon your on so you will make it easier for me to find it. I don't want to waste my time flying from moon to moon looking for your POS when I can just fly to the moon you name.

/me flies to jatate, finds tesals tower and sits eating popcorn and drinking beer while watching it and waiting for the REAL fireworks to begin.

Elo Behram
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.09.24 06:29:00 - [185]
 

i offer goonswarm's unconditional surrender

please stop the humiliation, it's too much

Aniel Zaar
Gallente
BIG
Majesta Empire
Posted - 2009.09.24 06:34:00 - [186]
 

I think goons won't do it just because you told them to do it. It's the "not your personal army" syndrome. If you really want your tower gone, be quite and sneaky about it. That ought to show them.

Tesal
Posted - 2009.09.24 06:38:00 - [187]
 

Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 06:54:15
Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 06:49:06
Originally by: Lag Generator
Cmon now, don't be shy. It's obvious this is not your main. What did the goons do to you?


This is my main. I post with it. You on the other hand, are quite clearly an alt. Your answers lie in Jatate 2-1, beneath the guns of my tower. Live a coward, or die a fool. Those are the choices brought upon you by your Jihad and by your own stupidity.

I can feel the frustration beneath your words. You are scratching, clawing, gnawing at words, seeking for anything you can work with. There is nothing. Your path is clear, you must destroy my tower. Nothing else you can say will absolve you of this. Everything you do to deny it will only result in you being made to be a fool.

I would tell you to "man up", but whats the point of that!

Originally by: Elo Behram
i offer goonswarm's unconditional surrender

please stop the humiliation, it's too much


Bring Karttoon to Jatate to deliver your surrender, Vile rat's corpse, 1 billion isk and an apology to all of Empire. I will accept that.

*edit
Until then, **** off Goon. You heard me, go. My tower. Guns. DIE.

Lotus Sutra
Caldari
Sutra Inc
Posted - 2009.09.24 06:41:00 - [188]
 

Edited by: Lotus Sutra on 24/09/2009 06:45:02
Originally by: Tesal
Your answers lie in Jatate 2-1, beneath the guns of my tower.


Thanks Tesal, I'll come watch the fun. Do you have a snack bar handy near by? I'd hate to have to leave to get something to eat and miss all the fun if it happens.

*edit* What do you call a beer bottle full of bees? A redneck vibrator. hehe.

Lag Generator
GoonWaffe
Posted - 2009.09.24 06:53:00 - [189]
 

Tesal, quit dodging the question. What have the goons ever done to you (or your "alt", if you call this your "main") to make you sperg out like this?

Arcika Toalen
GoonFleet
Posted - 2009.09.24 06:58:00 - [190]
 

Originally by: Lag Generator
Tesal, quit dodging the question. What have the goons ever done to you (or your "alt", if you call this your "main") to make you sperg out like this?


Point out on the teddy bear where the bad goonie touched you.

Tesal
Posted - 2009.09.24 07:15:00 - [191]
 

Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 07:32:32
Originally by: Lag Generator
Tesal, quit dodging the question. What have the goons ever done to you (or your "alt", if you call this your "main") to make you sperg out like this?


I already answered it in this thread already.

Originally by: Tesal
I do what amuses me.


This is my answer. If you would like it further explained, you can come to Jatate, I will write it on an artillery shell and gently deliver it to you. I will repeat my answers as many times as you wish.

Kill my tower Goon, as you promised in your pathetic Jihad.

Originally by: Arcika Toalen
Originally by: Lag Generator
Tesal, quit dodging the question. What have the goons ever done to you (or your "alt", if you call this your "main") to make you sperg out like this?


Point out on the teddy bear where the bad goonie touched you.


Another Goon alt poster.

And an alt, following up on the words of another alt. Alts DEMANDING answers as to why they should have to fight for the Jihad their own alliance declared with great fanfare.

How pathetic. This is what they have been reduced to. But then again, maybe this is what they always were. Maybe this is the stuff Goonswarm is made of. Alts and fools.

Lag Generator
GoonWaffe
Posted - 2009.09.24 07:19:00 - [192]
 

No you haven't answered the question. Making a dedicated altcorp, spending hours upon hours to set up a POS, paying money for the wardec and sperging on the forum for 10+ pages needs a better explanation. Particularly as your cunning plan is backfiring.

Aniel Zaar
Gallente
BIG
Majesta Empire
Posted - 2009.09.24 07:27:00 - [193]
 

Since Tesal did not take my logical proposal into consideration, it is clear his goal really isn't getting his tower destroyed - since to do that he would actually have to stop posting and generating internets drama. Since generating drama is what goons are all about, it's clear that he is a goon alt, and has been working to enlarge goonswarm e-peen in this manner. I bet a lot of people didn't even know who goons are before Tesal made this thread, let alone some jihad in some far away corner of EVE.

Tesal
Posted - 2009.09.24 07:50:00 - [194]
 

Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 08:03:12
Originally by: Lag Generator
No you haven't answered the question. Making a dedicated altcorp, spending hours upon hours to set up a POS, paying money for the wardec and sperging on the forum for 10+ pages needs a better explanation. Particularly as your cunning plan is backfiring.


Its not my plan at all, that is the beauty of my plan. Its your plan, your Jihad. I saw the weakness in your Jihad, which was to kill Empire POS, this is a stupid idea to begin with because POS bashing is a horrid thing to do in Empire. My plan is to call you out for not following your own plan. Like right now, I can feel how irritated and upset you are. That is why I did it. To **** you off with your own words by throwing them back at you.

As for the isk. I have more than enough to do this. As for the time, its worth it to make a fool out of you. I took your best and kicked them in the nuts, or where real men would have nuts anyway. I smashed your face into the ground too. That was great fun, to take Goons, the masters of posting, and break them down and beat them up in the one place they are thought by many to be invincible, in the realm of propaganda. And to do it by linking in game failures with out of game boasting was too good an opportunity to pass up. You are supreme fools for starting this Jihad.

Keep crying with your alt Goon. I love it. Its hilarious. Its entertaining. To see an alliance like yours as weak and helpless as this is just too funny.

*edit
Originally by: Aniel Zaar
Since Tesal did not take my logical proposal into consideration, it is clear his goal really isn't getting his tower destroyed - since to do that he would actually have to stop posting and generating internets drama. Since generating drama is what goons are all about, it's clear that he is a goon alt, and has been working to enlarge goonswarm e-peen in this manner. I bet a lot of people didn't even know who goons are before Tesal made this thread, let alone some jihad in some far away corner of EVE.


The pain of killing a POS like this is horrific, it breaks down pvpers. Killing a POS in empire is as bad as mandatory ice mining. Far be it for me to get between them and their own stupidity. I really do want them to attack my tower.

Goon alt, lol. No. You just got flagged by the way.

Mystical Dawn
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2009.09.24 08:06:00 - [195]
 

Just ignore the OP, emokid wanting some attention wich it doesn't get from parents. Poor noobie.

Tesal
Posted - 2009.09.24 08:14:00 - [196]
 

Originally by: Mystical Dawn
Just ignore the OP, emokid wanting some attention wich it doesn't get from parents. Poor noobie.


The alt strikes again.

Aniel Zaar
Gallente
BIG
Majesta Empire
Posted - 2009.09.24 08:22:00 - [197]
 

Originally by: Tesal
Goon alt, lol. No.


Even if you aren't a goon alt, you might as well be recruited as one, since you are doing exactly the same thing a goon alt would be doing - generating internets drama centered around goonswarm. You are damn good at it too.

Sanguis Fluibant
Amarr
The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club
Posted - 2009.09.24 08:29:00 - [198]
 

Originally by: Lag Generator
No you haven't answered the question. Making a dedicated altcorp, spending hours upon hours to set up a POS, paying money for the wardec and sperging on the forum for 10+ pages needs a better explanation. Particularly as your cunning plan is backfiring.


having a pos, a thread with emo goons with posts like these, and a wardec thats funded by other people is apparently a 'backfiring' plan.

In other news, goons sc**** the barrel further and simply do not care, so much so that they refuse to post in this thread or other Tesal generated threads forevermore.

Another R64 will soak up the tears.... for now.

Lag Generator
GoonWaffe
Posted - 2009.09.24 08:30:00 - [199]
 

Edited by: Lag Generator on 24/09/2009 08:31:49
I realize that you HAVE to troll goons into attacking your POS, since otherwise you would've wasted your effort, time and money. But the question is, what made you so butthurt in the first place?

*Why* are you so angry that you decided "its worth it to make a fool out of us" and "spit in our faces and smash us" (or at least pretending that's what goons not bothering to shoot your POS is?) Very Happy

Come on. Did someone jihad your hulk? Show us where the evil goon touched you. Twisted Evil

Kaaii
Caldari
Kaaii-Net Research Labs
KAAII-NET
Posted - 2009.09.24 08:48:00 - [200]
 


I endorse this product or service....

Laughing


Sanguis Fluibant
Amarr
The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club
Posted - 2009.09.24 08:59:00 - [201]
 

Originally by: Lag Generator
Edited by: Lag Generator on 24/09/2009 08:31:49
I realize that you HAVE to troll goons into attacking your POS, since otherwise you would've wasted your effort, time and money. But the question is, what made you so butthurt in the first place?

*Why* are you so angry that you decided "its worth it to make a fool out of us" and "spit in our faces and smash us" (or at least pretending that's what goons not bothering to shoot your POS is?) Very Happy

Come on. Did someone jihad your hulk? Show us where the evil goon touched you. Twisted Evil


how many excuses do you have left up your sleeve lmao

hes playing the game, pretty well tbqfh, trolling you, trolling goons, and providing some top quality tears from a bunch of rattled obese snorting pant sniffers!

Why does he need to give you an excuse, hes called you out based on YOUR brethrens original threats, and the result is you and your cronies persistently twist and turn like vermin to avoid being humliated by a lowly empire maggot.

Congrats on your new R64, but really, it belongs to Tesal now.

Lag Generator
GoonWaffe
Posted - 2009.09.24 09:16:00 - [202]
 

Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant
how many excuses do you have left up your sleeve lmao

hes playing the game, pretty well tbqfh, trolling you, trolling goons, and providing some top quality tears from a bunch of rattled obese snorting pant sniffers!

Why does he need to give you an excuse, hes called you out based on YOUR brethrens original threats, and the result is you and your cronies persistently twist and turn like vermin to avoid being humliated by a lowly empire maggot.

Congrats on your new R64, but really, it belongs to Tesal now.


Haha, Tesal needs white knighting by posting alts now? Perhaps you, too, should put up a pos at Jatate, that will really show them!

Poo Ka'hontas
Amarr
Posted - 2009.09.24 09:17:00 - [203]
 

Originally by: Lag Generator
Edited by: Lag Generator on 24/09/2009 08:31:49
I realize that you HAVE to troll goons into attacking your POS, since otherwise you would've wasted your effort, time and money. But the question is, what made you so butthurt in the first place?

*Why* are you so angry that you decided "its worth it to make a fool out of us" and "spit in our faces and smash us" (or at least pretending that's what goons not bothering to shoot your POS is?) Very Happy

Come on. Did someone jihad your hulk? Show us where the evil goon touched you. Twisted Evil


This is quoted as proof the Goons have been humiliated to the brink of insanity. NOW you finally come up with a response? NOW after 3 threads you finally have an "answer"? NOW you look more stupid than ever Goon!! Tesal is REALY getting to you isnt she? Laughing
Your ego is hurting so bad you try to divert the facts, and cough's up one sentence/question Tesal has answered before..? Laughing Pathetic!!
If this is what is left of the mighty force who once beat BoB, then i spit on you to.

You see Goon, it's not YOU who touches Tesal anywhere.. She is fingerbanging your tiny litle brown hole with your own frekking fingers Laughing
Goons... Laughing Laughing Laughing We all spit on you now. You are worthless.

Sanguis Fluibant
Amarr
The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club
Posted - 2009.09.24 09:17:00 - [204]
 

Originally by: Lag Generator
Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant
how many excuses do you have left up your sleeve lmao

hes playing the game, pretty well tbqfh, trolling you, trolling goons, and providing some top quality tears from a bunch of rattled obese snorting pant sniffers!

Why does he need to give you an excuse, hes called you out based on YOUR brethrens original threats, and the result is you and your cronies persistently twist and turn like vermin to avoid being humliated by a lowly empire maggot.

Congrats on your new R64, but really, it belongs to Tesal now.


Haha, Tesal needs white knighting by posting alts now? Perhaps you, too, should put up a pos at Jatate, that will really show them!

unfortunately this is my main, some fecker sold my account for isk while I went on a sobatical. I got them back good though....

I would put one up but frankly POS bores me, so I sit here watching you, try harder.

Lag Generator
GoonWaffe
Posted - 2009.09.24 09:22:00 - [205]
 

Looks like the Hulk comment hit too close to home. Cool
Originally by: Tesal
Edited by: Tesal on 15/09/2009 16:09:26
It is indeed my tower. I paid for it with my isk, some of which I got from mining with my hulk.


Sanguis Fluibant
Amarr
The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club
Posted - 2009.09.24 09:26:00 - [206]
 

Originally by: Lag Generator
Looks like the Hulk comment hit too close to home. Cool



TROLLING..... POWER.... FADING!!! MUST.... RETORT..... and WIN OR .... TRY TO

you have three choices -

[ ] continue scráping that barrel or
[ ] go home
[ ] embrace Tesal as your new overlord


Lag Generator
GoonWaffe
Posted - 2009.09.24 09:31:00 - [207]
 

Uh.. go home I guess? WTF that doesn't even make sense. Your posting is of lower quality than the OP's, but at least you didn't have to anchor modules or pay for that privilege.

Sanguis Fluibant
Amarr
The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club
Posted - 2009.09.24 09:34:00 - [208]
 

Originally by: Lag Generator
Uh.. go home I guess? WTF that doesn't even make sense. Your posting is of lower quality than the OP's, but at least you didn't have to anchor modules or pay for that privilege.


i prefer quantity over quality

u mad?

Damien Klesk
Posted - 2009.09.24 09:42:00 - [209]
 

Originally by: Lag Generator
Looks like the Hulk comment hit too close to home. Cool
Originally by: Tesal
Edited by: Tesal on 15/09/2009 16:09:26
It is indeed my tower. I paid for it with my isk, some of which I got from mining with my hulk.


Weak.

Lag Generator
GoonWaffe
Posted - 2009.09.24 09:51:00 - [210]
 

Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant

i prefer quantity over quality

u mad?

are you an alt of the OP?


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