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Tesal
Posted - 2009.09.15 03:50:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Tesal on 16/09/2009 05:52:59
Many of you have read the words of the Goon "supposed" prophet Karttoon. So hear me now Goons. I got a tower in Jatate 2-1 you need to blow up. Thats right boys. Blow it up.

I will be mining with my hulk to that POS and will be defiling the space you claim as holy in your Jihad. That's right, you heard me, defiling your precious roids with a hulk unless you get your lasers on my tower.

Karttoon you are a punk. Your Jihad is stupid. You are so bad you make Devilish Ledoux look good. Your religion is fake, and you are a bore. If your jokes were funny I would be laughing, but I am not. You ape the same old memes. For pity sake, get a new meme. Good god almighty your memes are a spent and useless and painful reminder of every failed attempt at forced humor that has graced these forums lo these past few years. Your simian attempts at jocular endeavors bore me to the point of tears. You have brought hell to New Eden, it is now place of talking monkeys and mindless repetition. Nice job there, in that. Painful as it may be, it is a success of sorts to be the worst and the most stupid. Congratulations. Very much so. Now go get your chimp on!

Haargoth needs to stop mocking the tragedy of 9/11. I thought you were military.

Devilish Ledoux, you got no game bro. Word! Self respect bro. Get some.

Vile rat, tell these guys to start POS busting. And no, I do not care about your alternative lifestyle adventures. You don't need to talk about that in local.

Blow up my POS. You said you would. You said you could. You came to empire with a chip on your shoulder. You saw my POS, you asked for the password, I told you to **** off. Bring it down fools. Melt it with your POS killing cruise missile Apoc you keep bragging about.

Bring Jihad back to Jatate you slack jawed yokels. Hop to it boys.

One more thing.

I will kill you.

*edit
Karttoon, you swore to cleanse Jatate of every POS. I am in Jatate now with my Orca, orbiting my POS, as I have been since the height of your occupation. Your Jihad is a failure, my tower still stands, even as I spit in the face of your alliance. I shall declare you to be a member of the Mohamed al Sahaf school of Goon propaganda should you fail to take it down. You shall have earned that name if you fail.

NyteTyger
Gallente
NiteSun Enterprises
Posted - 2009.09.15 03:55:00 - [2]
 

OOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO

You gonna let him talk to you like that???

Very Happy

Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.09.15 04:05:00 - [3]
 

Posting in a soon-to-be epic thread.

Gerhard Ertl
Posted - 2009.09.15 04:22:00 - [4]
 

Burn it down.

Burn it down.

Burn it down.

ThaDollaGenerale
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.09.15 04:47:00 - [5]
 

It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny.

I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year.

Intense Thinker
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.09.15 04:52:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale
It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny.

I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year.


That'll be good for when you get drunk and fall over

Baillif
AQUILA INC
Posted - 2009.09.15 04:55:00 - [7]
 

Why were you not this fun when you were the BSKY alliance leader?

Renarla
Posted - 2009.09.15 05:02:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Intense Thinker
Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale
It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny.

I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year.


That'll be good for when you get drunk and fall over


Oh gawd, I really shouldn't have but I seriously laughed out loud. Laughing

galjinsol
Posted - 2009.09.15 05:47:00 - [9]
 

yea goons fail now they have retreated to empire to gank miners, O YAY I CAN KILL A HULK I AM L33T WOOO

Robert0288
Caldari
R E D E M P T I O N
Black Star Alliance
Posted - 2009.09.15 06:49:00 - [10]
 

Posting on first page of potentially epic thread.

Lord Windu
Posted - 2009.09.15 08:57:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Loriana Oreless
Finally someone showing some balls Cool




There is a fine line between showing some balls and being outright insane. In this case I think the OP should go and start taking his meds again which will help stop the voices.

Blasphemour
Posted - 2009.09.15 09:34:00 - [12]
 

Commence the goon smack talk!

LeKadria
Posted - 2009.09.15 10:09:00 - [13]
 

Confirming this is thread is without pepsi,but still epic cakewin.I'm sick about goonswarm stupid religion jokes(sometimes it sounds like *FOR REALZ* & stupid) and bull**** they are talking 23/7.

D4RK 0NE
testicular Fortitude
Sherwood Forest
Posted - 2009.09.15 10:11:00 - [14]
 

confirming there is alot of testicular fortitude ITT... sadly its lacking real nutzzYARRRR!!

Xandr0ss
Posted - 2009.09.15 11:04:00 - [15]
 

Tesal tries to make Goons look bad. Tesal fails and sounds like bitter teen having tantrum.

StainLessStealRat
Blood Covenant
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.09.15 11:21:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Xandr0ss
Tesal tries to make Goons look bad. Tesal fails and sounds like bitter teen having tantrum.


Ahhh SHut up!

Goons get them research/freighter alts out and give the man his waterloo/trafalga.


Loriana Oreless
Posted - 2009.09.15 11:43:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Xandr0ss
Tesal tries to make Goons look bad. Tesal succeed, i however fails and sounds like bitter teen having tantrum.



I fixed it for you!

Nihiliax
Posted - 2009.09.15 11:51:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Intense Thinker
Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale
It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny.

I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year.


That'll be good for when you get drunk and fall over


Can I come as WTC7? That way when you guys fall over I can fall over out of sympathy too.

Maximus Trollus
Amarr
The Village Idiots
Posted - 2009.09.15 12:16:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Nihiliax
Originally by: Intense Thinker
Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale
It's been 8 years since 9/11. It's not officially funny.

I'm going as WTC #1 and a friend as WTC #2 for Halloween this year.


That'll be good for when you get drunk and fall over


Can I come as WTC7? That way when you guys fall over I can fall over out of sympathy too.


nah, dress up like a plane... you'll have tons of fun.

Ninja Troll
Posted - 2009.09.15 12:17:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Xandr0ss
Tesal tries to make Goons look bad. Tesal fails and sounds like bitter teen having tantrum.


No, Goons do that all by themselves just fine!

In fact, I would say they are the bestest, most l33t3st asshats this game has to offer.

Boris Ferguson
Posted - 2009.09.15 12:26:00 - [21]
 

Easily claims first post.

Rotnac
Caldari
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2009.09.15 12:37:00 - [22]
 

Off topic post removed. Begpo KpoBu

FireT
Gallente
Royal Advanced Industries
Imperial Crimson Legion
Posted - 2009.09.15 12:57:00 - [23]
 

I am just curious why this is such a big deal. I was in a system where Spoonswarm was getting kinky with ice miners. The smack talk was rather hilarious. It showed that they had an 'angle', though that angle has been stale and unoriginal for years.

It's Eve, it Goons want to act ******ed and show of their anti social skills, by all means let them.

Kaala Tibulus
Posted - 2009.09.15 13:07:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Tesal
You have brought hell to New Eden, it is now place of talking monkeys and mindless repetition.


you're the one that mines asteroids "for fun" Confused

Andrea Griffin
Posted - 2009.09.15 14:15:00 - [25]
 

Edited by: Andrea Griffin on 15/09/2009 14:16:06
I wonder if that tower is really Tesal's, or just someone Tesal doesn't like very much.

If it really is Tesal's tower - you are awesome. I love you. Cool

If it is NOT really Tesal's tower - Oh, that's just mean, but funny as hell. Very Happy

Either way - excellent post, and I find nothing that I disagree with.

Edit: Before-Coffee Dyslexia.

Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.09.15 14:40:00 - [26]
 

Edited by: Devilish Ledoux on 15/09/2009 14:42:45
This is a pro-grade call-out thread. Aren't you the one who tore down his labs and put up a medium-crappy pile of offline defenses before we even wardecced you? Yeah, you stay vigilant. We'll totally be attacking you any day now. You just keep feeding that hungry, angry space baby you got there.

Edit: Oh, I see now. You put up an armed tower on a moon after we purged the infidel research tower. You haven't done any research at all. That's beautiful. Truly, you are doing Allah's will without even knowing it.

Mkiaki
Gallente
Progressive Business Solutions
Posted - 2009.09.15 14:49:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: Mkiaki on 15/09/2009 14:49:18
Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ ̓̔̿̿̿̕̚is comingShocked

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2009.09.15 14:58:00 - [28]
 

*ramps up popcorn production*

Official IEEE branded GoonSwarm JihadSwarm popcorn enjoyment paraphernalia on sale now! Extra production lines added due to the insane numbers of Goon and Goon affiliates who will want to own official IEEE branded GoonSwarm JihadSwarm popcorn buckets, bags, salt shakers, buttery flavored topping, salt, popcorn, pre-popped popcorn, popcorn flavorings (including salt, cheese, jalapeno and *NEW* Tear Flavored)

Am currently holed up in Jita, so I have the local factories busy pumping this stuff out now!

Remember, if you are not using official IEEE branded popcorn enjoyment paraphernalia, just whose crappy bucket or bag are you eating *YOUR* popcorn out of?

Tesal
Posted - 2009.09.15 15:53:00 - [29]
 

Edited by: Tesal on 15/09/2009 16:18:04
Originally by: Devilish Ledoux
Edited by: Devilish Ledoux on 15/09/2009 14:42:45
This is a pro-grade call-out thread. Aren't you the one who tore down his labs and put up a medium-crappy pile of offline defenses before we even wardecced you? Yeah, you stay vigilant. We'll totally be attacking you any day now. You just keep feeding that hungry, angry space baby you got there.

Edit: Oh, I see now. You put up an armed tower on a moon after we purged the infidel research tower. You haven't done any research at all. That's beautiful. Truly, you are doing Allah's will without even knowing it.


Oh there will be labs. I will store pathetic goon corpses in them and research mining bpc for invention of Hulks. I have 3 research chars in the corp who will perform obscene rituals just to offend your fake religion.

I have been to war with your Goon lackeys many times. Sometimes I have lost. But in the end, victory has always been mine, where I smote them with the sword of griefing. Now you will bring me Goon wars with actual Goons as you decreed in your post to your pathetic followers and you will pay in blood. It is your destiny Goon, to die at my hands.

Bring you pathetic, soon to be carcass, to Jatate along with your Jihad meme monkeys. My tower awaits you fools.

*edit
And no, you did not kill a tower of mine recently.

Tesal
Posted - 2009.09.15 16:09:00 - [30]
 

Edited by: Tesal on 15/09/2009 16:09:26
Originally by: Andrea Griffin
Edited by: Andrea Griffin on 15/09/2009 14:16:06
I wonder if that tower is really Tesal's, or just someone Tesal doesn't like very much.

If it really is Tesal's tower - you are awesome. I love you. Cool

If it is NOT really Tesal's tower - Oh, that's just mean, but funny as hell. Very Happy

Either way - excellent post, and I find nothing that I disagree with.

Edit: Before-Coffee Dyslexia.


It is indeed my tower. I paid for it with my isk, some of which I got from mining with my hulk.


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