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karttoon
Amarr
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:27:00 - [1]
 

Peace be upon you. I am karttoon, Sheikh of JihadSwarm and prophet to Allah, the one true God (PBUH).

A few years ago we began our relentless quest to cleanse empire of those that would openly and aggressively defile the beauty of space, to which God has made in his image. They would carve up his holy belts, swindle the extracted rocks, and sell them for mass profit. This holy struggle continues, and will continue until the people of empire realize that they peruse a false god, which leads them down this misguided path.

The destruction of our holy belts is not the only act of terror against our holy lands. We have specific systems in empire that are especially spiritual, and in these systems we use the gravitational stability of moons to anchor our Mosques. These moons have large control towers anchored, placed by infidels without concern for the significance of their acts. The orbit of our Mosques are disrupted by these towers, and inevitably destroyed. Once again they do this for the maximization of profits, to which they can use to further oppress my people, and further befoul the lands that we must all protect and worship. All moons must be open and available for anyone to anchor their places of worship. It is our struggle to ensure this happens... our Jihad.

The holy system of Jatate is the first to be cleansed. All towers anchored in orbit of moons will be destroyed. The New Eden Research Alliance was a research conglomerate based out of Jatate, and had control towers anchored throughout New Eden. Over the past week, all towers have either been removed or destroyed. Once Jatate is purged, we will proceed to cleanse other systems, without notice or warning. It is our hope that you will realize the suffering that you are causing with these structures, and recognize that immediately removing them from the orbit of moons is the right thing to do. Otherwise, your towers will fall.

Kushmir
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:31:00 - [2]
 

Allah Ackbar

Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:36:00 - [3]
 

You can not stop us.
We have these Armageddons.
You die now.
Are you afraid?
Death to empire starbases.
Death to pubbies.
Aloha Akbar.

Haargoth Agamar
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:37:00 - [4]
 

Aloha Akbar, the wwwwwww must fooooooo

Adderall Please
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:38:00 - [5]
 

The wwwwwwwww tang clan ain't nothin to fsck with!

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:38:00 - [6]
 

Shocked

Minto Tooke
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:40:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Haargoth Agamar
Aloha Akbar, the wwwwwww must fooooooo


quotin' dis because I'm down

Li Malak
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:40:00 - [8]
 

Allahu Akbar.


English Only please. Zymurgist

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:43:00 - [9]
 


Originally by: karttoon
There is nothing to do so we came up with this....Embarassed


And its close to Jita Biatcheeeeze!!!


.

Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:44:00 - [10]
 

There is no god but God and karttoon is His prophet.

English only please. Zymurgist

Tevlent
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:46:00 - [11]
 

GoonSwarm will crush the infidelsTwisted EvilTwisted EvilYARRRR!!YARRRR!!Twisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilYARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!

Minto Tooke
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:51:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot

Originally by: karttoon
There is nothing to do so we came up with this....Embarassed


And its close to Jita Biatcheeeeze!!!


.


So why do you keep running off when we come to crash your station camp?

Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:53:00 - [13]
 

Well, there was that one time that they didn't run off. What a Nightmare.

Blackclaw Apoch
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:57:00 - [14]
 

Allahu Ackbar. A thousand curses upon any infidel who would dare violate the will of our true God.

LadyScarlet
Minmatar
Destructive Influence
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:58:00 - [15]
 

will someone please DD their magic carpet please


YARRRR!!

Zarithas
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.09.08 22:59:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Zarithas on 08/09/2009 23:05:04
Allahu akbar.

Praise the prophet and Sheikh karttoon. Praise Allah. Death to all kufirs.

Many have already felt Allah's wrath, and many more will be affected by His divine retribution.

Bodrul
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2009.09.08 23:04:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Haargoth Agamar
Aloha Akbar, the wwwwwww must fooooooo


God is great?


Vemille Kechov
Caldari
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2009.09.08 23:05:00 - [18]
 

Let me get this straight. Not only do you want to shoot towers, but you want to shoot at them in empire?

You are very, very strange people.

Minto Tooke
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.09.08 23:10:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Devilish Ledoux
Well, there was that one time that they didn't run off. What a Nightmare.


I see what you did there.

Zironi Rinha
Gallente
Carebear Evolution
Concordiat Alliance
Posted - 2009.09.08 23:11:00 - [20]
 

They are probably the only alliance to ever beat a DG jammertower in highsec. They should be capable of fielding enough bs to overcome the amount of jammers.

Vile rat
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.09.08 23:15:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Vemille Kechov
Let me get this straight. Not only do you want to shoot towers, but you want to shoot at them in empire?

You are very, very strange people.


I LOVE shooting towers. No really!

Sealclubber Jones
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.09.08 23:18:00 - [22]
 

I don't know how to do anything except shoot towers sadly Sad

marxist revolutionary
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.09.08 23:18:00 - [23]
 

we're ****ed once the sov expansion hits

General Windypops
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2009.09.08 23:25:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: karttoon
Peace be upon you. I am karttoon, Sheikh of JihadSwarm and prophet to Allah, the one true God (PBUH).

A few years ago we began our relentless quest to cleanse empire of those that would openly and aggressively defile the beauty of space, to which God has made in his image. They would carve up his holy belts, swindle the extracted rocks, and sell them for mass profit. This holy struggle continues, and will continue until the people of empire realize that they peruse a false god, which leads them down this misguided path.

The destruction of our holy belts is not the only act of terror against our holy lands. We have specific systems in empire that are especially spiritual, and in these systems we use the gravitational stability of moons to anchor our Mosques. These moons have large control towers anchored, placed by infidels without concern for the significance of their acts. The orbit of our Mosques are disrupted by these towers, and inevitably destroyed. Once again they do this for the maximization of profits, to which they can use to further oppress my people, and further befoul the lands that we must all protect and worship. All moons must be open and available for anyone to anchor their places of worship. It is our struggle to ensure this happens... our Jihad.

The holy system of Jatate is the first to be cleansed. All towers anchored in orbit of moons will be destroyed. The New Eden Research Alliance was a research conglomerate based out of Jatate, and had control towers anchored throughout New Eden. Over the past week, all towers have either been removed or destroyed. Once Jatate is purged, we will proceed to cleanse other systems, without notice or warning. It is our hope that you will realize the suffering that you are causing with these structures, and recognize that immediately removing them from the orbit of moons is the right thing to do. Otherwise, your towers will fall.


Look how quirky and edgy these goonswarm posters are. Not at all formulaic and tedious. Thanks for posting this again.

Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.09.08 23:26:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: LadyScarlet
will someone please DD their magic carpet please


YARRRR!!

Someone with your massive popularity in the Eve community shouldn't make such racist statements. In the future, please post with a bit more gravity. We are merely trying to earn a living from the fat of the land. This is HUGE.

FarmerJimbo
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.09.08 23:29:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: General Windypops

Look how quirky and edgy these goonswarm posters are. Not at all formulaic and tedious. Thanks for posting this again.



Our posting is indeed terrible.

MoonsOverMyHammy
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2009.09.08 23:40:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: LadyScarlet
will someone please DD their magic carpet please


YARRRR!!

Right after someone DDs your flatbed truck

Ntrails
Caldari
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.09.08 23:42:00 - [28]
 

Allahu akbar.

Praise be karttoon, our glorious Sheikh.

paulg
Gallente
Red Sun Industries
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2009.09.08 23:54:00 - [29]
 


Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.09.08 23:55:00 - [30]
 

Aloe Akbar

He has the softest skin.


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