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bjoerg
Amarr
Colossus Technologies
Posted - 2009.09.06 20:20:00 - [1]
 



So KIA not only had all their FCs (except for eddz of course who is worse than yaay as an FC and doesnt log in anyway) leave the alliance over the recent 2 weeks, they also lost another corp and a ton more members that are fed up with being the least successful pet in the universe.

Now i am asking you, dear CAOD reader why in the name of all that's holy is an alliance like KIA allowed to hold space? They can't pvp (check killboard), they dont pay rent, they don't post tears on forums and they are largely made up of germans.
All they do is build titans. At least if you listen to Eddz it sounds like thats all they do and all they care about.

Now titans get nerfed and Eddz cunning plan to ride on a wave of titans into the sunset while listening to David Hasselhoff is going to waste.

Can someone please explain why KIA is still there?

Suitonia
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.09.06 20:23:00 - [2]
 

KIA have powerful spaceholding allies.

ButImTooLittle
Caldari
Sense of Serendipity
Echoes of Nowhere
Posted - 2009.09.06 20:26:00 - [3]
 

its and enigma. no-one knows. turns out if u loose at everything u can still be a goon pet and hold some decent space.... ok ok no more trolling on KIA.

whats more interesting is that the first on this threat was a guy from hydra reloaded... HYDRA RELOADED! WTF!

IronGoldenEagle
Caldari
The New Era
C0NVICTED
Posted - 2009.09.06 20:38:00 - [4]
 

As an FC I offer my services to KIA, for a nominal fee of course, to fill this gap. I've always liked Eddz and will help him in his time of need.


Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.09.06 20:39:00 - [5]
 

If 7 Dwarfs is feeling froggy, you should invade and take KIA's space. I recommend using 319- as a staging area.

bjoerg
Amarr
Colossus Technologies
Posted - 2009.09.06 20:47:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Devilish Ledoux
If 7 Dwarfs is feeling froggy, you should invade and take KIA's space. I recommend using 319- as a staging area.


I'm feeling pretty froggy actually. But invading doesnt work. You are kind of in the way, you know. But really now, why don't you install a better pet down there in period basis? Even ZAF seems to do better than KIA.

MoonsOverMyHammy
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2009.09.06 20:48:00 - [7]
 

break 20% efficency and maybe........


but seriously though they have leverage on us that is opsec so its a fact of life

<3 kia

Pnuka
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.09.06 21:02:00 - [8]
 

Maybe we can talk V3 into living down there?

ArmyOfMe
Caldari
Hysera.
Posted - 2009.09.06 21:06:00 - [9]
 

who cares

Faekurias
Caldari
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2009.09.06 21:09:00 - [10]
 

Remnants of kia plus Section XII(I) Making a new Germanly-French alliance?

Too Stoned
Minmatar
Di-Tron Heavy 1ndustries
Posted - 2009.09.06 21:21:00 - [11]
 

"Section KIA"?Rolling Eyes

Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.09.06 21:23:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: bjoerg
Originally by: Devilish Ledoux
If 7 Dwarfs is feeling froggy, you should invade and take KIA's space. I recommend using 319- as a staging area.


I'm feeling pretty froggy actually. But invading doesnt work. You are kind of in the way, you know. But really now, why don't you install a better pet down there in period basis? Even ZAF seems to do better than KIA.


I'm going to let you in on some top-secret Goonswarm intel. I mean, it's seriously top-secret. I'll probably get kicked out for telling you this, but I'm going to do it anyway, because your mother makes me very happy.

Are you ready? Here it is.

Goonswarm doesn't have any pets.

SentryRaven
Gallente
KIA Corporation
Zenith Affinity
Posted - 2009.09.06 23:33:00 - [13]
 

I post to confirm we are dying (Dieing? Diing? Sorry, am aforementioned German). We will continue to die until we are dead, upon which we will inform the broad masses on CAOD immediately. We will ensure to make it a post-mortem thread and not pre-mortem, so all KIA personnel are hereby required to be extremely dead and not move anymore.

Thank you for your interest in KIA, feel free to poast about us moar. We still enjoy the attention on the forums.

Warrio
Caldari
DarkStar 1
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.09.07 00:03:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Warrio on 07/09/2009 00:08:30
Originally by: bjoerg
Can someone please explain why KIA is still there?

I know right?!?

"I keep saying, hey guys, we should totally like, give 7 Dwarfs or HYDRA RELOADED a shot at Period Basis. They are both an excellent alliance/corp and would be a great asset to us."
But nobody listens. :-(

Oh, I had another wonderful idea. Why doesn't 7 Dwarfs join HYDRA RELOADED and create some sort of "Super-alliance" that would kick PL and KIA out of their space thus surrounding Goon in a classic pincer movement forcing those dirty Goonies to remain subservient to you and thus creating the Goonslave Battle Confederation or GBC.
I see no problem with such a plan.

Dwight Hammerhead
Caldari
Bulgarian Mafia Squad
Sons of Tangra
Posted - 2009.09.07 00:31:00 - [15]
 

TJ left or smth? Whats with all the drama;) Best regards to Eddz and the rest of the elderly ***otz. :)

Eddz is too handsome to log in, and leading fleets does require a headset. Not that the dwarfs would know anything about maintaining a decent haircut and style.

Sugarush
Caldari
The Lunatic Collective
Corcoran State
Posted - 2009.09.07 01:56:00 - [16]
 

Confirming that I am in fact, dead.

hammyhamm
Caldari
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2009.09.07 02:23:00 - [17]
 

Edited by: hammyhamm on 07/09/2009 02:23:39
Originally by: bjoerg
the least successful pet in the universe.
...
they dont pay rent

Does not pay rent == not a pet

Amayanna
Amarr
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2009.09.07 03:35:00 - [18]
 

*You have been killed by FC inactivity*

*You are now spectating Shrike*

Manterror
Gallente
Fuzzy Duck Flying V Squadron
Predatory Instincts
Posted - 2009.09.07 03:39:00 - [19]
 

give my 10-man corp that region

KIAEddZ
Caldari
KIA Corp
KIA Alliance
Posted - 2009.09.07 06:22:00 - [20]
 

lol.

The haters xxx

amagonsan
Minmatar
Perpetual Reality Inc.
Posted - 2009.09.07 07:44:00 - [21]
 

Yep we are death.
Nope we don't have any FC's.
Yep we are worthless.

Did i forget anything?

Thanks for starting my day with a smile on my face.
Thanks for caring so much about KIA
Thanks for making us so important that we get another own topic.

Thank you.. :)

Felix Lucius
Caldari
Lyonesse.
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2009.09.07 08:20:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Felix Lucius on 07/09/2009 15:06:11
Edited by: Felix Lucius on 07/09/2009 08:29:36
Thanks to bjoerg for the giggles and for brining KIA back onto CAOD so everyone knows how awesome we are.

KIA is still here because we don't fail cascade like most of those who come after us......pretty simple really....survival of the fittest and most stubborn.
Poasts like bjoergs are regular on CAOD and usually posted to bring attention to KIA where those others have failed.

You see the post is a, not so subtle, attempt at getting other Alliances to do the dirty work of those who have tried and failed (then cascaded as mentioned previously). Problem is that intelligent people can actually see past the very poor attempt and ridicule it and the poster.
All the more startling is that the poster is usually an alt of those who cascaded in the vain attempt of trying to hind their tears behind a no name poster.

**Confirming I am Argentinian not German**

Misinformation is no information, at best it is funny and at worst it is boring.

Don Davide
Caldari
Mom's Friendly Robots
KIA Alliance
Posted - 2009.09.07 08:57:00 - [23]
 

my mom beams with pride... her son and his virtual friends did it again on CAOD.
KIA has jews aswell, so shalom to you all... that includes ze ebil germanz aswell.

Side note: being a pet / meatshield / slave of Goons is lifestyle and David Hasselhoff rules... do we not all looking for freedom ?! Laughing



ButImTooLittle
Caldari
Sense of Serendipity
Echoes of Nowhere
Posted - 2009.09.07 08:59:00 - [24]
 

OMG so many replys of the thread i wana address.

Quote:
who cares


well the people writting in this thread care you duche bag!

I loved eddz reply... lol, the haters. yes eddz because you are that much better in life than everyone else. I think your a genius voice of a generation!! your arrogance is amazing, your the flame to everyones moth, and u and TJ keep believing it!!!

...and im giving extra extra mad love and props to the corps in kia who have only been in for about a month and already have so much e-honor with them. brother priests or something?! listen (most of the corps in KIA) your recruited as meat, COAD doesnt care about you and most of all EDDZ deffinately doesnt care about you!!!

im having a great day :)


SentryRaven
Gallente
KIA Corporation
Zenith Affinity
Posted - 2009.09.07 09:06:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: butimtoolittle
OMG so many replys of the thread i wana address.

Quote:
who cares


well the people writting in this thread care you duche bag!

I loved eddz reply... lol, the haters. yes eddz because you are that much better in life than everyone else. I think your a genius voice of a generation!! your arrogance is amazing, your the flame to everyones moth, and u and TJ keep believing it!!!

...and im giving extra extra mad love and props to the corps in kia who have only been in for about a month and already have so much e-honor with them. brother priests or something?! listen (most of the corps in KIA) your recruited as meat, COAD doesnt care about you and most of all EDDZ deffinately doesnt care about you!!!

im having a great day :)




Let me join you in having a great day, because we are having one as well. :)

Also: *me waves to his meatshield brothers and hot sistahs in KIA*

amagonsan
Minmatar
Perpetual Reality Inc.
Posted - 2009.09.07 09:13:00 - [26]
 

Edited by: amagonsan on 07/09/2009 09:16:19
Originally by: butimtoolittle
OMG so many replys of the thread i wana address.


well the people writting in this thread care you duche bag!

I loved eddz reply... lol, the haters. yes eddz because you are that much better in life than everyone else. I think your a genius voice of a generation!! your arrogance is amazing, your the flame to everyones moth, and u and TJ keep believing it!!!

...and im giving extra extra mad love and props to the corps in kia who have only been in for about a month and already have so much e-honor with them. brother priests or something?! listen (most of the corps in KIA) your recruited as meat, COAD doesnt care about you and most of all EDDZ deffinately doesnt care about you!!!

im having a great day :)




Its Brotherhood of Suicidal Priests.. So yes we need more meat.. I like meat.. Can I have some more meat?.


But yeh.. COAD doesn't care, EDDZ doesn't care.. I don't care... so... why am i posting this?

Don Davide
Caldari
Mom's Friendly Robots
KIA Alliance
Posted - 2009.09.07 09:25:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: amagonsan
Edited by: amagonsan on 07/09/2009 09:16:19
But yeh.. COAD doesn't care, EDDZ doesn't care.. I don't care... so... why am i posting this?



hmmm... maybe coz we dont have any FC left and you are borred of carebearing the whole day?


amagonsan
Minmatar
Perpetual Reality Inc.
Posted - 2009.09.07 09:30:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: amagonsan on 07/09/2009 09:30:23
Originally by: Don Davide


hmmm... maybe coz we dont have any FC left and you are borred of carebearing the whole day?




Could be.. But why would we have the need for all this meat without FC's?
Are we going to have a BBQ?

Kes lyen
Minmatar
Mom's Friendly Robots
KIA Alliance
Posted - 2009.09.07 10:03:00 - [29]
 

Threads like this one make my day better. Many thanks Very Happy

Mr Mirage
Caldari
KIA Corp
KIA Alliance
Posted - 2009.09.07 11:13:00 - [30]
 

Edited by: Mr Mirage on 07/09/2009 11:13:09
hi there, I'm lookign for a kia-alliance post-conga?


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