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Re'taka
Minmatar
Republic University
Posted - 2009.08.27 03:17:00 - [31]
 

dont rent a hotel, rent a condo, and get the party going.

AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED
Posted - 2009.08.27 03:50:00 - [32]
 

I don't wan't to pee in your punch bowl or anything, but everything costs money, even dumb hotel stuff. Just think of it in terms of an expensive drunken outing at a garage sale. If you don't want to buy the ugly lamp or TV at full retail price, you might not want to break it. If you are trying to cram 5+ people into a hotel room to party like GWAR, then you might not have a bunch of money sitting around to patch up holes in dry wall. So your $100 party could turn into a $3500 dollar bill if you don't play your cards right. Who knows, maybe a night in jail. If you end up going to jail, don't take any gruff from the staff, they love strong willed individuals. Refuse all orders, at least once. That gets em.

Oh, and your neighbors might not be as into your party as you are. I know.... what a bummer. For every action, expect a reaction. Its just the way the world works.


HankMurphy
Minmatar
Pelennor Swarm
Posted - 2009.08.27 04:00:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED
I don't wan't to pee in your punch bowl or anything..



Ok buzzy mckillington Rolling Eyes

Haradgrim
Systematic Mercantilism
Posted - 2009.08.27 04:27:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: Professor Tarantula
Originally by: Haradgrim
1) The Hotel will stop you from having that many people, the trick is to have your other 5 buddies wait at the 7-11 around the corner while 2 people get the room. Then have them show up in twos 10 minutes apart (you are allowed to have guests)..... Twisted Evil


That trick is as old as the hotel business. They probably deal with it on a weekly basis.

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2) If your going to puke, puke into a pillowcase, comforter, etc..... they can't charge you for dirty laundry they would have to wash anyhow YARRRR!!


They'll nail you with a drycleaning bill.

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Also, bring saftey glue, drink clear alcohols in mini-bar, replace liquid with water, apply a slight amount of glue so that it appears the seal is still intact (may require a toothpick and some fine detail work) Twisted EvilTwisted Evil


For all that effort you may as well just buy the crap.


You own/manage/work at a hotel don't you? Wink

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2009.08.27 05:12:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: Haradgrim
Originally by: Professor Tarantula
Originally by: Haradgrim
1) The Hotel will stop you from having that many people, the trick is to have your other 5 buddies wait at the 7-11 around the corner while 2 people get the room. Then have them show up in twos 10 minutes apart (you are allowed to have guests)..... Twisted Evil


That trick is as old as the hotel business. They probably deal with it on a weekly basis.

Quote:
2) If your going to puke, puke into a pillowcase, comforter, etc..... they can't charge you for dirty laundry they would have to wash anyhow YARRRR!!


They'll nail you with a drycleaning bill.

Quote:
Also, bring saftey glue, drink clear alcohols in mini-bar, replace liquid with water, apply a slight amount of glue so that it appears the seal is still intact (may require a toothpick and some fine detail work) Twisted EvilTwisted Evil


For all that effort you may as well just buy the crap.


You own/manage/work at a hotel don't you? Wink
Either that or he has first hand experience attempting one or more of those things.

Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
Posted - 2009.08.27 11:00:00 - [36]
 

Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 27/08/2009 11:01:49
Well due ot a few hints I am assuming that you are from the States and under the age of 21. If that is so then I have a feeling that your weekend is going end up in some form of bad Twisted Evil

I speak from experience do not trash the hotel room. Even though hotels are aware of the duck and enter, if you do it right and keep it quiet then you should have no problem. But that is highly unlikely Laughing

Hell you are the Profit of Doom which does not bode well for you Cool

Slade

Brownlike Ish
Posted - 2009.08.27 12:27:00 - [37]
 

Please be so kind to scan the bill you're bound to recieve and link it up here.

If you really want to do it right bring a tent, camp in the park, pee/wash in the fountains. Start your party once the tent has been put up though, things get dangerous fast when drunken people get a hold of hammers and pointy sticks. Find a way to make sure you wake up very early the next day, catch about 2-3 hours sleep to have enough energy to drag yourself home, pass out there. Clean up the tent as good as you can and gtfo before people notice a tent sitting there.


Brownlike Ish
Posted - 2009.08.27 12:31:00 - [38]
 

Also, invite some girls with ya. Cramped rooms with lots of guys are ... well ... you might feel uncomfortable fast if you end up falling asleep using some guy's ass for pillow and drool all over it.

Florio
Miniature Giant Space Hamsters
Posted - 2009.08.27 12:34:00 - [39]
 

you would probably have to pay for the room with an additional amount per additional guest. and due to health and safety considerations i doubt they are legally allowed to have more than a certain number in the room at a time.

your requirements would better suit a camping barn. i don't know if they US has an equivalent.

Orion Eridanus
Dark Ashes
Posted - 2009.08.28 05:42:00 - [40]
 

1. Make sure none of your friends is prone to stripping down naked and running around outside after drinking.

2. If he is make sure he is able to be drunk but still have enough common sense to duck behind something when cops come around.

3. Make sure said friend is not destructive and has something against wall lamps.

4. Make sure said friend is capable of repairing said wall lamps once sober in the morning

5. Ensure drunk friend does not dip or if he does ensure dip is removed from mouth prior to his passing out.

6. Be prepared to sleep on the floor.

7. Go drink somewhere else, use the hotel room only as a place to sleep after drinking.

8. This is the most important and should be number 1 on the list
MAKE SURE THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE DRUNK IS THE ONE WHO SIGNS AND PAYS FOR THE ROOM!!!!!!!111!!!1ELEVENTY ONE!1!

9. enjoy your sausage fest

King Rothgar
Autocannons Anonymous
Posted - 2009.08.28 11:57:00 - [41]
 

Well, I work at a hotel currently and trust me, we will turn a profit off of you. When you sign in, that rate is only an estimate. It's like getting your car worked on, they may quote $200 to fix something and then you find out it really costs $2500. Just depends on what work is required.

Worst I've seen working here is a $800 hotel bill for 2 nights (our rate is $60 + tax). And yeah, we got the money despite all their *****ing to us and their credit card company. We took pictures after they left and that pretty much resolved the disputes when they came up.

So umm, yeah, don't trash the place. It's expensiveWink.

Yakoff
Alcatraz Inc.
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2009.08.28 13:44:00 - [42]
 

You almost can not rent a hotel these days without a credit card. One of the reason beings (beside the tinfoil hattery of the government keeping track of everything you do), the hotel reserves the right to charge your credit card to make up for any damage you may have done to it.

Yakoff
Alcatraz Inc.
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2009.08.28 13:46:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Brownlike Ish
Also, invite some girls with ya. Cramped rooms with lots of guys are ... well ... you might feel uncomfortable fast if you end up falling asleep using some guy's ass for pillow and drool all over it.


Where's your other hand.

Between 2 pillows.

Those aren't pillows.

Tef42
Gallente
The Black Rabbits Academy
The Gurlstas Associates
Posted - 2009.08.28 17:07:00 - [44]
 

Just wear condoms with your friends so it doesn't wreck the room. Just remember have fun and its not ghey if its in a hotel room Razz

Azirapheal
Amarr
Ministry of War
Posted - 2009.08.28 21:17:00 - [45]
 

we managed to fit 12 drunk people into a room for 3. got some outrageously dirty looks when we all trooped down the next day.... but then they had had alot of complaints about the orgy going on in room 412

which there was :DYARRRR!!

Havand
Caldari
First Flying Wing Inc
ROMANIAN-LEGION
Posted - 2009.08.29 00:29:00 - [46]
 

As a person who is in and out hotels due to work necessity, I would caution you that depending where you have this "party" and if alcohol is involved that you think about the folks around you (FLIGHT CREWS), since cops showing up to that room would probably ruin your night and even result in your arrest. I will state for certainty that if I were next door to ya and it was 1am and I have a 5am wake up call (more often than not), COPS will be visiting you.

As for the bodies to a room you will find no hotel unless you are getting a suite or larger will accommodate a group of 7+ folks.

If the room is trashed expect your credit card to have a large charge... If you use a debit card expect what ever cash in the account be placed on a hold, to the amount of the room + extra charges (and damage).

Coch Draig
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
Posted - 2009.08.30 23:58:00 - [47]
 

Dude..... your chin


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