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Ed Lollington
Minmatar
Ed Lollington And Son's Internet Law Firm
Laconian Syndicate
Posted - 2009.07.16 18:04:00 - [1]
 

At roughly 16.40 eve time Neo Spartans were conducting a small supply run allowing us to restock on ammo which we had been running low on due to consistently owning members of The United.

This mission was a dangerous mission and required us to use a freighter which would need to cross into hostile territory during a time where many of our glorious pilots were offline.

We debated if this mission should be delayed, however the decision was made to proceed because we believed that The United would rather run from the freighter than engage it, especially considering that while small in numbers we could still field a decent force should we be required to.

The call was made for all available capital pilots to board there carriers and we had a friendly rapier sent into Rancer to web the freighter into warp and also to light a cyno should The United engage the freighter. We honestly did not believe The United would engage the freighter especially considering there scout (Scots Tsunami) would have seen us undocking our carriers, however not long after our capitals had undocked The United warped 2 battleships and a command ship to the gate the freighter was entering and to our utter surprise proceeded to engage the freighter.

The order was given and the friendly cyno was fired, our carriers proceeded to to jump in and immediately began to rep the freighter and destroy The United's small and weak gang, success was quick and swift and United's battleship's proceeded to crumble faster than a Farley's Rusk (A dry Biscuit mainly eaten by babies) however United's glorious leader Katie Door decided that at this time his only option was to log-off leaving his Corp. mates to die alone while he warped off.

What happened next was something straight from a scene of Benny Hill. Knowing that Katie still had aggro we had a prober begin to look for his Eos, in the hope we may find him and hand out adequate punishment for his crimes, Katie however failed to see the funny side and instead proceeded to log off, then log back in again for the next 10 minutes in the hope we would not be able to point/hold him long enough for us to take him down.

Unfortunately Mrs Door failed to understand just how relentless the Spartan Army would be in there pursuit of justice, and after playing what can only be described as the most enjoyable game of cat & mouse Spartan army was successful in probing and tackling Katie's Eos long enough for our gang to warp in and hand out swift justice in the form of a rather harsh beating.

This concludes another chapter in Spartan history and once again proves what seperates the men from the boys.

P.S. Katie, next time maybe warp another dread to the gate?

TL:DR Katie Door once again proves why he's the dumbest CEO/FC in Eve and Spartan Army once again owns The United.

crash003
Gallente
Core Contingency
Posted - 2009.07.16 18:09:00 - [2]
 

))))

Capt Lothar
Monolithic.
Posted - 2009.07.16 18:12:00 - [3]
 

Spartan Army is glorious.

Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.07.16 18:16:00 - [4]
 

not another united thread :(:(:(

Shigsy
NibbleTek
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.07.16 18:29:00 - [5]
 

Mess with da cobraz

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2009.07.16 18:33:00 - [6]
 

Now for sale in the IEEE store...Katie Door memorial coins! Red on one side, green on the other...both sides imprinted with her Visage.

Flip the coin and relive the loggon/offski chase! Now only 1.2 billion isk each...limited number run. BUY NOW!

PS: I was wondering what the heck that blinky sig was doing in another thread...hilarious now.

Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
Posted - 2009.07.16 18:38:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Shigsy
Mess with da cobraz


You get da bytez

Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
Posted - 2009.07.16 18:39:00 - [8]
 

Spartan Army is oddly sticky.

Ga'len
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2009.07.16 19:35:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Now for sale in the IEEE store...Katie Door memorial coins! Red on one side, green on the other...both sides imprinted with her Visage.

Flip the coin and relive the loggon/offski chase! Now only 1.2 billion isk each...limited number run. BUY NOW!

PS: I was wondering what the heck that blinky sig was doing in another thread...hilarious now.


Can I get one?


Posting in yet another lolunited thread.

So, Katie logoffski'ed rather than self destruct as United has been doing lately? Say it isn't so. No, it can't be. He didn't try the logoffski/logonski/logoffski exploit, did he?



ChinaWillGrowLarger
Narwhals and Bacon
Posted - 2009.07.16 19:44:00 - [10]
 

As all Red Blooded, adroit, well spoken and appointed young Englishmen know:

Neo Spartans is Glorious.

So proclaims the Glorious Heretic Nation, father, progenitor and protector to all Glorious Peoples.

Sol'Kanar
Private Nuisance
Segregati0n
Posted - 2009.07.16 20:01:00 - [11]
 

roffles. Neo Spartan's are bringing the funny today. <3

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2009.07.16 20:04:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 16/07/2009 21:07:49
Originally by: Ga'len
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Now for sale in the IEEE store...Katie Door memorial coins! Red on one side, green on the other...both sides imprinted with her Visage.

Flip the coin and relive the loggon/offski chase! Now only 1.2 billion isk each...limited number run. BUY NOW!

PS: I was wondering what the heck that blinky sig was doing in another thread...hilarious now.


Can I get one?


Posting in yet another lolunited thread.

So, Katie logoffski'ed rather than self destruct as United has been doing lately? Say it isn't so. No, it can't be. He didn't try the logoffski/logonski/logoffski exploit, did he?



Of course..1.2 billion isk is cheap..just send isk with 'Katie Door Coin' to 'Zedrik Cayne' as the reason and one will be delivered via well tanked frigate to your current location in high/lowsec. Preview of both faces of the coin here

EDIT: Hurry, only 9 left!

Larkonis Trassler
Doctrine.
Posted - 2009.07.20 23:59:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 16/07/2009 21:07:49
Originally by: Ga'len
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Now for sale in the IEEE store...Katie Door memorial coins! Red on one side, green on the other...both sides imprinted with her Visage.

Flip the coin and relive the loggon/offski chase! Now only 1.2 billion isk each...limited number run. BUY NOW!

PS: I was wondering what the heck that blinky sig was doing in another thread...hilarious now.


Can I get one?


Posting in yet another lolunited thread.

So, Katie logoffski'ed rather than self destruct as United has been doing lately? Say it isn't so. No, it can't be. He didn't try the logoffski/logonski/logoffski exploit, did he?



Of course..1.2 billion isk is cheap..just send isk with 'Katie Door Coin' to 'Zedrik Cayne' as the reason and one will be delivered via well tanked frigate to your current location in high/lowsec. Preview of both faces of the coin here

EDIT: Hurry, only 9 left!


Please contract one to me good sir

Normin Bates
Posted - 2009.07.21 00:39:00 - [14]
 

This should be in CAOD.

Ohh Yeah
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2009.07.21 02:26:00 - [15]
 

Spartan Army is best army

Robert0288
Caldari
R E D E M P T I O N
Black Star Alliance
Posted - 2009.07.21 04:40:00 - [16]
 

Quote:
P.S. Katie, next time maybe warp another dread to the gate?


Somone warped a cap to the gate? I lol'd reguardless

Fig Jam
Posted - 2009.07.21 06:36:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Robert0288
Quote:
P.S. Katie, next time maybe warp another dread to the gate?


Somone warped a cap to the gate? I lol'd reguardless

Rolling Eyes GBTCAOD


 

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