My name is Meat Explosion, chairman of the Save the Asteroids! foundation.
We here at Save the Asteroids! foundation see the same sad story far too often. Young, impoverished asteroids cut down in the prime of life by the scourge of mining.
This is Otto the asteroid. Look at that adorable face.Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Otto's story is a tragic one. His mother, a dense Veldspar asteroid, was tragically cut down in the prime of life by a set of T2 mining lasers. As a consequence, he was forced to leave Chribba's finishing school for young asteroids and look for work in the fields in order to support his family. As it is, they barely have enough to survive.
Sadly, Otto may not survive until the next downtime, as a plague of mining lasers rage through the asteroid fields, slicing through innocent asteroids with no care for their well being.
This is why I started the Save the Asteroid! foundation, to help young asteroids like Otto survive until downtime and grow into big asteroids, so they might produce little asteroids of their own.
We are looking for sponsors to help us Save the Asteroids! Your generous donation of a mere 25M ISK a month, can make the difference in a young asteroid's life.
What would you otherwise do with a mere 25M ISK? Buy a Battlecruiser? A skill book? Blow it on Poker? Why not sacrifice one ship and do something that will make you sleep better at night.
And with your adpot an Asteroid program, you can receive peroidic letters here from your asteroid. Every post shows the growth and progress of your little asteroid you made possible.
25M ISK a month breaks down to only 700K ISK a day, but dont feel obligated to give so much if you cant afford it. We encourage you to please, give what you can.
You generous donation will enable us here at Save the Asteroids! foundation to protect little asteroids like Otto from the miners that are ravaging his people.
We will of course, update our progress towards the eradication of miners here, and acknowledge our sponsors for their generosity.
Please send donations to me, Meat Explosion. Thank you for your time. And remember, your donation gives little asteroids like Otto...