Ok admit it, every geek boy in eve just got some woodage at the thought, the glimmer the most unlikely of possibilities that poon might want you!
But wai.... this is a recruiting forum, damn
oh well by POON I ofc mean Poon (Poor Old Ornery Noobs) of the Tang (Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz) Alliance.
WTF do you folks do and why should I consider joining your corp?
POON is a combination of a old corp formula along with some new things that might tickle your fancy.
- Pirate Bating
- Merc Work
- Wormhole Whoring
- Wormhole Ganking
- Random Violence
- High Sec /Low Sec POS Demolition
- Roaming Ops
- Random Kindness (Huh ?)
- Noob Roulette
- Ep33n Comparison & Deflation
- Nerd Raging
- Emo Herding
- Epic Failboating
- Lowsec Mission Running Protection Racket
- Lowsec Mining Protection Racket
- Null Sec Temporary Dragoon Contracts
- Wormhole Mapping Service
- Place where you fly what you want
- Place where you are your own boss but have friends to do evil or fun things with.
- Currently no Op is mandatory but participation does get you invited to other things.
- Place where what you do on unaffiliated alts is your own damn business.
- Contacts for cheaper gear and ships
- Friends you can count on
We don't set a formula for YOUR game enjoyment we just offer a road map for what we as a group find fun. It can change, evolve or even totally revamp at the will of our membership at large.
Things POON is not
- Place to spy for intel (lol go right ahead)
- Place to do a corp theft (Sure have at that t1 ammo in the corp hangers YARR MATEY)
- Place to peacefully sit and carebear (well ok if you mean sit in a station and spin your ship go right ahead)
- Your stepping stone to null sec greatness (most of us have been there done that and got the t-shirt kthxbye)
- Mining Corp (Mining laser is instant podding offense)
- Mission Corp (Well ok some of us do it for standing so we can get into high sec but meh)
- Place to do contract scams (go sit in a npc corp like most of the lamers)
- All about the K/D Ratio
- Place to get free crap
- Null Sec Space Holding Blob
- Cruiser Capable Pilot or better with reasonable skill points.
- Self Sufficient monetarily
- Have hair or boobs on your chest (or both!) were not a E-babysitter
- English Speaking/Typing
- Enjoy blowing ppl/things up
- No Exploiting we do it within the TOS/EULA or not at all
- Have somewhat of a sense of humor
Like minded or somewhat similar Corps would be considered for membership in the Tang Alliance.
If you or your corp might want to know more contact one of the following ppl for more details or public channel info in game.
Thanks for your time. o/