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Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.15 05:03:00 - [1]
 

I just thought I would share with you all with 5 of my rules that have gotten me through eve to date. Hope it doesn't get locked too quickly.

Rule 1) Don't shoot blues. I know its being debated as to if this is acceptable or not, but in my mind if you start shooting blues then you start getting shot at by blues and you run out of friends fast.
Exception) If they deserve it. Or I didn't set them blue. Or no one can explain to me why they are blue. Or I didn't see they were blue till they were in to half armor..

Rule 2) Don't rip off corp mates. Blues are fair game but corp mates are supposed to be the people that protect your back.
Exception) If I joined a corp with the express reason to take from them, its ok then. Also for the lulz.

Rule 3) Highsec is for carebears. Stay out of it.
Exception) OK, I need to fly ships so I need a hauling alt. Also, greifing said carebears is fun too, so I need a toon for that as well.

Rule 4) Ignore standing when there's a carrier kill involved. I'm perfectly happy to fleet with reds if were all there to kill a carrier. I wont stab them in the back until the carrier is dead and were looting the wreck.
Exception) OK, for the lulz I might tell someone there is a carrier to kill then warp them in to a trap.

Rule 5) Missions are for pussies, never be caught dead in one.
Exception) Busting someones mission is WAY more fun and doesn't count.

Feel free to add your own protips.

Tildes own
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.06.15 05:14:00 - [2]
 

Rule 6) always firstpost + snipe

Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2009.06.15 05:25:00 - [3]
 

Lana can come "bust" my "mission" and "kill" my "carrier" any day.

abrasive soap
Operational Detachment-Alpha
Posted - 2009.06.15 05:33:00 - [4]
 

If you are in the nc rule 1 shouldn't apply.

Protip) Station hugging is bad

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.15 05:36:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: abrasive soap
If you are in the nc rule 1 shouldn't apply.

Protip) Station hugging is bad



Being in NC falls under the first exception..

Lexa Hellfury
Immortal.
Posted - 2009.06.15 06:24:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Rule 5) Missions are for pussies, never be caught dead in one.


You should change your bio then Cool

Fake-edit: How are we all not banned? Shocked

Thea Arsoniztik
Senex Legio
Get Off My Lawn
Posted - 2009.06.15 06:44:00 - [7]
 

You've got moxy. I like it.

Nel Tu
Minmatar
The Interstellar Cupcake Company
Posted - 2009.06.15 06:47:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Thea Arsoniztik
You've got moxy. I like it.


Got more than moxie, she does YARRRR!!RazzSmile

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.15 06:48:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Rule 5) Missions are for pussies, never be caught dead in one.


You should change your bio then Cool

Fake-edit: How are we all not banned? Shocked


As no one else knows of the bio in question... You know why thats there right?

Lexa Hellfury
Immortal.
Posted - 2009.06.15 06:52:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
As no one else knows of the bio in question... You know why thats there right?



Well you're no fun to tease Sad

You didn't really answer the important part of my post though. Have you been sleeping with Zymurgist?

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.15 07:00:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
You didn't really answer the important part of my post though. Have you been sleeping with Zymurgist?

He said he had destroyed the pics! WTF?!?!

Baillif
AQUILA INC
Posted - 2009.06.15 07:08:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Nel Tu
Originally by: Thea Arsoniztik
You've got moxy. I like it.


Got more than moxie, she does YARRRR!!RazzSmile


I hear she cuts **** holes in her underwear

Hayaishi
Gallente
Aperture Harmonics
Posted - 2009.06.15 09:54:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: abrasive soap
If you are in the nc rule 1 shouldn't apply.

Protip) Station hugging is bad



Being in NC falls under the first exception..


you're in NC? what alliance?

CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
Posted - 2009.06.15 09:57:00 - [14]
 

CL rule number 1, never log into the game just make sure everyone on forums thinks you are a 1337 PvP3r so they all love you

abrasive soap
Operational Detachment-Alpha
Posted - 2009.06.15 10:11:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Hayaishi
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: abrasive soap
If you are in the nc rule 1 shouldn't apply.

Protip) Station hugging is bad



Being in NC falls under the first exception..


you're in NC? what alliance?


trolling or oblivious
or both

new protip:
Protip) all logistics gangs are always awesome

Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
Posted - 2009.06.16 03:51:00 - [16]
 

Protip: If it makes you laugh do it.

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.16 04:36:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Herty
Protip: If it makes you laugh do it.

This also.. See I knew I would forget a rule if I limited myself.

Jones Bones
Burning Napalm
Posted - 2009.06.16 05:36:00 - [18]
 

wearz teh funneh

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2009.06.16 05:46:00 - [19]
 

Need moar exceptions.

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.16 05:48:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Misanth
Need moar exceptions.

I would have had more except I didn't want to go over the top.

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2009.06.16 05:51:00 - [21]
 

Laws and beurocracy needs many many rules, and exceptions.

You have way too few exceptions, this is more like "Lana's guidelines". Razz

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.16 05:58:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Misanth
Laws and beurocracy needs many many rules, and exceptions.

You have way too few exceptions, this is more like "Lana's guidelines". Razz


Yeah but im just a girl so I couldn't spell guidelines.....

Agarwaen Macil
Caldari
Est Deus In Nobis
Posted - 2009.06.16 06:03:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Misanth
Laws and beurocracy needs many many rules, and exceptions.

You have way too few exceptions, this is more like "Lana's guidelines". Razz


Yeah but im just a girl so I couldn't spell guidelines.....


If its really bureaucratic it has to be called regulations anyways. Rules is far to simple a word, regulations on the other hand sounds very official and important.

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2009.06.16 06:07:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Agarwaen Macil
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Misanth
Laws and beurocracy needs many many rules, and exceptions.

You have way too few exceptions, this is more like "Lana's guidelines". Razz


Yeah but im just a girl so I couldn't spell guidelines.....


If its really bureaucratic it has to be called regulations anyways. Rules is far to simple a word, regulations on the other hand sounds very official and important.


Misanth's stamp of approval. For whatever it's worth. Confused

Agarwaen Macil
Caldari
Est Deus In Nobis
Posted - 2009.06.16 06:17:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Misanth


Misanth's stamp of approval. For whatever it's worth. Confused


Obviously, it's weight in gold...how much does gold cost, and how much does a Misanth forum stamp weigh? I'm printing this quote out and framing it.

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2009.06.16 06:35:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Agarwaen Macil
Obviously, it's weight in gold...how much does gold cost, and how much does a Misanth forum stamp weigh? I'm printing this quote out and framing it.


About as much as a paper weight. Made of paper. I'll just scratch some gold off my laz0r boats and see what we can do.

Agarwaen Macil
Caldari
Est Deus In Nobis
Posted - 2009.06.16 06:37:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Agarwaen Macil
Obviously, it's weight in gold...how much does gold cost, and how much does a Misanth forum stamp weigh? I'm printing this quote out and framing it.


About as much as a paper weight. Made of paper. I'll just scratch some gold off my laz0r boats and see what we can do.


I like where this is going. We can work out the details tomorrow.

Hinkledolph
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.06.16 09:39:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: Hinkledolph on 16/06/2009 10:04:08
I think Lana is looking better than ever...

EDIT: couldn't take the hate from Lana :(

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.16 09:40:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Hinkledolph
I think Lana has gained weight

**** off

Hinkledolph
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.06.16 10:06:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Hinkledolph
I think Lana has gained weight

**** off


Mean girl you are :(


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