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Conor Todaki
Pure Evil Warriors
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
Posted - 2011.01.28 21:41:00 - [211]
 

Edited by: Conor Todaki on 30/01/2011 18:11:27
Edited by: Conor Todaki on 30/01/2011 18:11:11
Well, I could describe what happened using my english but that would be pointless seeing as though the story is on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhwJaAwqXSg

Oh i really do need to start watching the heat.

Miles Parabellum
Posted - 2011.01.30 13:59:00 - [212]
 

Cool vid. Too bad your missiles died or the drake probably would have survived. Still got the cane, though, good kill :)

KaemosFZ
Caldari
Almost Outta Beer
Posted - 2011.01.31 21:14:00 - [213]
 

Originally by: Conor Todaki
Edited by: Conor Todaki on 30/01/2011 18:11:27
Edited by: Conor Todaki on 30/01/2011 18:11:11
Well, I could describe what happened using my english but that would be pointless seeing as though the story is on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhwJaAwqXSg

Oh i really do need to start watching the heat.

dear god, it urks me when I see people not watching heat. Should've been able to take the cane just fine w/o heat =/ i mean your tank seemed plenty solid...

Conor Todaki
Pure Evil Warriors
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
Posted - 2011.02.12 23:12:00 - [214]
 

Yeah i saw the domi on d scan and knew i had to be fast. If you watch closely you can see me hit the toggle overload on my launchers but i was a cycle too late.

Admiral Rufus
Posted - 2011.02.12 23:17:00 - [215]
 

oh dear god l2overheat

Cannibal Kane
Kane's Terrorist
Posted - 2011.02.21 10:47:00 - [216]
 

Edited by: Cannibal Kane on 21/02/2011 10:48:29
Edited by: Cannibal Kane on 21/02/2011 10:47:27
Well since I believe most of you have had alot more exciting kills than I have here is my little can fliiping kill.

To keep a long story short... never use a CHARON to take your ore back once it has been flipped. That's right got a guy in a retriever happily mining with alot of ore cans, so I proceed to do the flipping. He leaves and I think oh boy, he's getting a combat ship. HAH, not at all. he came back in a CHARON to take his ore back.

So what lesson did we learn here, never use a CHARON to take your flipped items back. Had a Faction Fitted navy Scorp do the same thing once... but thats a different story.

ScooterPuff Sr
Posted - 2011.02.21 10:55:00 - [217]
 

self explainatory
xxxxxxxxxxxxx I spy a Loki
xxxxxxxxxxxxx hey
xxxxxxxxxxxxx stop
xxxxxxxxxxxxx stoP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxx what are you doing?
ScooterPuff Sr yarrr
xxxxxxxxxxxxx what was that all about
ScooterPuff Sr duh. pirate.

400mil ship went boom. i puttered off laughing.
he puttered off in his pod very angry.

Guy Atlantis
Posted - 2011.02.21 11:09:00 - [218]
 

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Mickey Simon
Genos Occidere
Posted - 2011.02.22 06:54:00 - [219]
 

Edited by: Mickey Simon on 22/02/2011 06:54:16
Boromor the Bloodthirsty
In which the hero, Mickey Simon, defends space once again against a pirate menace.

On the 22nd of February, I entered my Federation Navy Comet and commenced my anti-pirate duties.

My initial scans of the Nonni system showed that although there was minor cruelty to asteroids happening over the course of the day that noone was actively infringing on the PoNA (Protection of Nonni Asteroids) act of last year.

As I made a second pass I noticed an Osprey piloted by one Charles Hawking viciously tearing into the fragile asteroids and brazenly ignoring the PoNA act. Upon making conversation with this pilot I informed him that what he was doing was illegal. He told me he was uninterested and continued to mine.

I confiscated his ore and informed him that he would be able to mine if he paid a fee towards the regulation of asteroid health to better enable coexistence of miners and minees.

During this time I noticed another Osprey class vessal land at the very same location. The pilot started mining RIGHT INFRONT OF MY EYES. This I could not stand, so I immediately made conversation with the pilot and demanded he cease and desist.

Boromor, the second pilot, told me to in rather vulgar terms that he was uninterested in sustainable mining or asteroid health and closed the conversation. I initiated standard ore confiscation protocol and was just about to open another conversation with Boromor when to my horror, he targeted and commited violence against my Federation Navy Comet!

Horrified, I noticed drones in the air eating at my ships shields and that I warp scrambled but stasis webified too. I was shocked that a member of the populace would dream of attacking an official such as myself in such a violent manner.

Horror turned into anger as I activated my weapon systems and started to burn into his shield, then his armour, then his structure. His ship finally collapsed under the strain from his dishonour and cruel behaviour and vented his pod to the dark reality of space.

Not satisfied with losing his ship and his ore he commenced a smear campaign around the system insinuating that I was a pirate. Luckily, people saw through this and he lost what little honour he could still cling to.

Total loss: 1 Osprey class vessal. 15 minutes worth of ore. Complete and total honour.

Another criminal down, only a galaxy full remaining.

Kitty McKitty
Gallente
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.02.22 11:04:00 - [220]
 

Good work there Mickey Simon ♥

BandWidthh
Posted - 2011.02.22 13:40:00 - [221]
 

Edited by: BandWidthh on 22/02/2011 13:42:01
Edited by: BandWidthh on 22/02/2011 13:41:04
STORY TIME

So I was transporting my covey out in Amarr space in my mammoth. Get ganked at a low sec gate by two chaps, one in T2 cane and other don't remember.

Anyway, they pop me immediately and I float around while they try to ransom by pod. The cane steals the stuff from my wreck and transfers it into a can...only the item he used to create the can was a blueprint for a hulk (I assume he got that from ganking someone else recently, reason why it was in his cargo)...

To make the story short, another group of gankers warp in and started ganking the pirates who ganked me. In the mean while, my friend warps in and takes all the stuff from the can.

As soon as the gank realizes what he lost, messages me about 10 times offering a payment for the BP, tears here and there, etc.

Got a free hulk BP :D Dumbarse gankers FTW

Brynhilda
Amarr
Massive PVPness
Posted - 2011.02.24 20:30:00 - [222]
 

Originally by: Cannibal Kane
Edited by: Cannibal Kane on 21/02/2011 10:48:29
Edited by: Cannibal Kane on 21/02/2011 10:47:27
Well since I believe most of you have had alot more exciting kills than I have here is my little can fliiping kill.

To keep a long story short... never use a CHARON to take your ore back once it has been flipped. That's right got a guy in a retriever happily mining with alot of ore cans, so I proceed to do the flipping. He leaves and I think oh boy, he's getting a combat ship. HAH, not at all. he came back in a CHARON to take his ore back.

So what lesson did we learn here, never use a CHARON to take your flipped items back. Had a Faction Fitted navy Scorp do the same thing once... but thats a different story.


I thought Charons couldn't scoop up cargo cans.

Cannibal Kane
Kane's Terrorist
Posted - 2011.02.25 06:20:00 - [223]
 

Originally by: Brynhilda
Originally by: Cannibal Kane
Edited by: Cannibal Kane on 21/02/2011 10:48:29
Edited by: Cannibal Kane on 21/02/2011 10:47:27
Well since I believe most of you have had alot more exciting kills than I have here is my little can fliiping kill.

To keep a long story short... never use a CHARON to take your ore back once it has been flipped. That's right got a guy in a retriever happily mining with alot of ore cans, so I proceed to do the flipping. He leaves and I think oh boy, he's getting a combat ship. HAH, not at all. he came back in a CHARON to take his ore back.

So what lesson did we learn here, never use a CHARON to take your flipped items back. Had a Faction Fitted navy Scorp do the same thing once... but thats a different story.


I thought Charons couldn't scoop up cargo cans.


So did I, but just the act of trying is enough to get aggression.

Shin'alor
Minmatar
The Corporation of Noble Sentiments
Posted - 2011.03.08 21:43:00 - [224]
 

Edited by: Shin''alor on 08/03/2011 21:43:22
United's gotten so spooked of UNI blobs that I jumped into one of their gatecamps (about 10 guys) and they ran like hell. Cool

Then again, we have dealt them about 2b ISK in damages from gate smashing in the last month or so, so yeah.

EDIT: Also Parsec Flux talks the biggest smack in local but runs from any Uni fleet, no matter how small.

KaemosFZ
Caldari
Almost Outta Beer
Posted - 2011.03.09 20:02:00 - [225]
 

I was flying around near some of the more popular caldari/gallente lowsec systems and I came across a ratting drake in a belt. I had just gotten my new claw interceptor that day and was taking it through it's paces. I scrammed the drake and proceeded to SLLLOOOOOOWLY melt his shields. He deployed teach 1 acolyte drones (lol) and I quickly popped those. This whole ordeal took around 7-8 minutes as i think this drake was max tanked. I got him into low shield and then I seen on dscan, 1x taranis and 2x manticore stealth bomber. The taranis lands about 75km off and starts burning to me. I deaggress the drake pop one stealth bomber and warp out with the taranis about 15km away.

Waylan Yutani
Gallente
Order of the Seraphim
Posted - 2011.04.26 21:28:00 - [226]
 

I once took a platerrax 40' odd jumps from atlas space (lol) to goon space (lol) in nol-m9. Had a few safe spots setup in that system. I would log in, stir up a gang - and log off if the odds looked to much against me. The fifth day i managed to isolate a sniper zealot, killed it - and self destructed my ship and pod.

tl;dr

http://www.funkstars.net/deathfunk/killboard/?a=kill_related&kll_id=9964

Was abit lol

Brynhilda
Amarr
Massive PVPness
Posted - 2011.05.15 14:14:00 - [227]
 

So there I was in my usual low-sec hunting grounds in my Nanobinger when I find a local who always rats in a cloaky Drake. I check the Dscan to see that there was a Dark Blood wreck as well as his Drake and hoped that he would try to get to it. Luckily, the system only has 3 belts so it wasn't long before I found it. However, he appeared to have cloaked up and wasn't visible.

I help myself to the wreck and oh, wow. This was probably the best Low Sec faction wreck I have ever seen. A Cruor Blueprint and a Talisman Low Grade Omega. Easily 100m in my pocket without having to lift a finger or fire a shot. I told him thanks for the goods and tucked them away. I tried to catch him but he appears to have a Warp Core Stabilizer on, unfortunately. I'll get him someday, I hope.

Chimaira wolf
Minmatar
The innocent criminals
Posted - 2011.05.17 05:16:00 - [228]
 

Originally by: ScooterPuff Sr
self explainatory
xxxxxxxxxxxxx I spy a Loki
xxxxxxxxxxxxx hey
xxxxxxxxxxxxx stop
xxxxxxxxxxxxx stoP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxx what are you doing?
ScooterPuff Sr yarrr
xxxxxxxxxxxxx what was that all about
ScooterPuff Sr duh. pirate.

400mil ship went boom. i puttered off laughing.
he puttered off in his pod very angry.


Hey look it's everones favorite ******.

Creepy Goat
Collateral.
Posted - 2011.06.03 16:09:00 - [229]
 

Edited by: Creepy Goat on 03/06/2011 16:16:19

Enter a WH, completely shut down their operations for a week and destroy their ships yadda yadda. Lose 2 SBs and Rapier, kill AFs, haulers, BCs, recons etc. Corp's alliance does nothing to protect them, mad burns on the alliance for being incompetent.

Eve mails ensue AFTER we have been paid a 750m ransom and left the WH:

Originally by: Mad Fool
From: A***** G******
Sent: 2011.06.03 15:34
To: C******

The words are inflammatory for sure, you can leave, but it is a cowardly retreat, we've killed many of your ships and will be killing more.

A member paid you, we did not, the payment did not cover your losses, and we'd be happy to make sure you take more.

In case I wasn't clear, GO **** YOURSELVES

----------------------

[14:59:59] A***** G****** > Go **** yourselves.

Bring it *****es, tell me if you need the hs entrance, we'll be glad to help.

A***** G******
aka the guy who will be podding you shortly



Bro be mad.
450-500m destroyed + 750m ransom paid= 1-1.2b. Plus a weeks lost WH profits.
Losses, like 2 SBs and a rapier.

ninjaholic
Gallente
House Aratus
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.07.02 19:19:00 - [230]
 

Edited by: ninjaholic on 02/07/2011 19:21:30

Re: #211

Lol burned out missiles. WHO DOES THAT? GF Razz

Danta Fevt
Posted - 2011.08.05 15:16:00 - [231]
 

Was in a <corp> and we were decced by a merc corp that had just come together and needed to test there guns.

This caused are corp to halt all activities, we opened diplo with them and found out why they decced us.

Corp members left and corp fell apart.
1 of are members were part of Fl***y R*D and was getting smacktalk off these guys. he wasnt happy and tbh made the whole thing a big mess.

Me and another member asked old corp ceo to help at all, so he did. pulled us into the alliance.

Mercs found this very helpful = more targets
i didnt like my old ceo for many reasons(another story), so used alliance as meatshield
after 10days corp left alliance and we went are different ways. Alliance ceo (same as old ceo) werent happy and said a few words.
After 3 wk i found out that old member from fla*** r*d had sent a spy into his corp and was following old ceo around. watched him doing missions in golem.


gank was set and he lost his goelm worth 3b total.

i got lots of angry mails and demanded i send him 3b.

so the story is mercs are lovly people that love to mess with pilots and cause pain and suffering.

thats why i have given up my carebear ways and gone pirating "YARRRRR"

YARRRR!!

Vaurion Infara
Gallente
Beyond Divinity Inc
Posted - 2011.08.18 20:09:00 - [232]
 

Not sure if this goes in this thread, but it's pretty lolsy so I thought I'd post it. Bear in mind that I've never been in Demon Hunters, never commanded an 800 man fleet (lol), and certainly have never sucked off DeathsEmbrace. The following takes place after MickeyFinn ragequits BYDI after I ban him from my fleets.



MickeyFinn > Fyi Vaurion Infara is a bad apple in a butch of good ones. Dont let his big mouth and moods bring you down! If anyone lives near him RL get him LAID! would help him a ton. Fly safe and gods speed.
Vaurion Infara > <3

... LATER THAT DAY...

MickeyFinn > LOL
MickeyFinn You guys get Vaurion Infara laid yet?
Eveli > Mickey, you need to chill.
MickeyFinn > Really? lol Im just getting started. Merc corps are next.
Vaurion Infara > ... is this really happening
MickeyFinn > More targets!
MickeyFinn > Yea
DeathsEmbrace > lol
DeathsEmbrace > bring em not as if it matters, more reds the better
DeathsEmbrace > tell em to decs us though at least, would be nice to fight without gate guns
MickeyFinn > Lol i have see what you can field. Your no big **** corp. :P
MickeyFinn And if Vaurion Infara is FC it will be easy mode.
Vaurion Infara > just admit your love mate. you couldn't handle the sexual tension, so you left
MickeyFinn > You mean the sexual vibe i got from you to death? i mean you must have suck it hard to get him to let a scrub like you in the corp.
MickeyFinn > Hey did he make you swallow?
MickeyFinn > Of just all over your ass?
Vaurion Infara > keep it coming mate, we're enjoying this =)
DeathsEmbrace > lol mickey i have nothing to do with recruits. I just kill and set red
MickeyFinn > You showed weakness, death. You let a FC tell you who and what was going to happen.
MickeyFinn > You could have asked anyone eles. I never turned and ran nor did i not follow orders.
MickeyFinn > He was just upset someone would stand up to him and tell him to stfu and sit down with his over powering ego.
Vaurion Infara > i'm so saving this... lol. keep it coming mate
MickeyFinn > i bet if you cloned him and put them both in the same room they would talk oneanother to death in less then 30 sec.
MickeyFinn > How long till they find out Vaur?
Vaurion Infara > /emote waits patiently for witty punchline
MickeyFinn > You know i know what alliance you were removed from due to your mouth right? I knew i knew you when you started talking.
Vaurion Infara > because i've ever been fired, right
MickeyFinn > i mean yes the alliance fell apart but they kicked you b4 you couls see that day.
Vaurion Infara > do reveal my deep, dark secret. i'm quite curious
MickeyFinn > You tell them why thet removed you from Demon Hunters.
MickeyFinn > Im sure you can tell that story better.
MickeyFinn > Was it the 800man fleet you crashed and burned?
MickeyFinn > Or was it your mouth when you tred to lie your way out of it?
MickeyFinn > Lol you thought you left that behind?
Vaurion Infara > and here i was hoping it would never be found out =(
MickeyFinn > That why i had to leave when death said you were a good FC.
Vaurion Infara > my secrets... open
Vaurion Infara > my life... ruined!
MickeyFinn > I watch a 800+ man fleet get stomped by you FCing.
MickeyFinn > Lol its cool. Tell them im lieing. You know it hurts.
Vaurion Infara > it's all true! TRUE! i'm so sorry mickey
Vaurion Infara > how was i to know that you held the key to my undoing
MickeyFinn > But that was fun. Enjoy guys. If he dose FC please please at all times aline out.
MickeyFinn > And dont talk out of turn he yells at you.

Neo Berry
Amarr
Posted - 2011.08.21 19:28:00 - [233]
 

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