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Salyan
Twilight Sparkle Fan Club
Posted - 2009.11.10 21:58:00 - [121]
 

So I was in my trusty purifier (stealth bomber) looking for easy kills in W-space, which are usually hulks or indys. Yes, glamorous, but it can be entertaining...

I happen upon two explorers in a drake and a mega killing sleepers in some anomaly. There's no way I'm going to be able to take them on, so I sit tight and watch for a bit.

They finish up, warp out to their POS, and come back in salvaging destroyers. After they salvage a bit, i pick one (drake pilot) and open fire.

The guy is so panicked, unexpectedly being shot at with torpedoes in an unarmed ship, that he doesn't warp out even after getting out of distrupter range, and pops eventually. They both return to the POS to get their original ships, the mega and drake.

Instead of returning to the crime scene, they both decide to camp(?) the WH exit to highsec. I loot the wreck, which is full of nanoribbons Twisted Evil.

I'm slowly sneaking up on the WH cloaked to go home when the one in the drake says:

Explorer: "Come out and fight you little ****!"

I'm not one to talk back usually, so I just keep quiet, inching my way back to the WH and counting up the isk from the soon-to-be-sold nanoribons.

?????: "Yes.. just one sec," comes the unexpected reply from the blackness of space. A Rapier come out of nowhere and tackles the drake, while 4 other ships come out of the WH and attack.

The mega is smart enough to jump through the WH, but unfortunately for the drake pilot he is too far away and explodes under a barrage of fire.

A distinctive "splat" noise soon follows.

I didn't have any hand in that fight, but I got a nice warm feeling all over knowing that I helped lead him to his death.

Inbefore Thelock
Posted - 2009.11.16 22:26:00 - [122]
 

Edited by: Inbefore Thelock on 16/11/2009 22:27:22
Edited by: Inbefore Thelock on 16/11/2009 22:27:01
Hello, hello there, a strangest thing just transpired in a high-sec system where I happened to be trying to make an honest living.

I was floating by in space, doing the usual, while I spotted a 2008-ish raven on my scan. I indeed decided to pay him a visit, just to say hello, etc.

He was doing the part 2 of level 3 DeLorean drone mission. Now this is the mission where a certain professor is living in a cargo container and he is the mission objective. The raven destroyed his lab (and almost died to the scramblers he spawned, but that's not important for the story), I then borrowed the professor and asked the raven for the price of professor's freedom.

I must admit I was a bit surprised when the person I was going to convo with turned out to be a youtube autocomment bot.

Tldr follows:

[21:11:15] Raven pilot > Why did you take the item?
[21:11:19] Raven pilot > It means nothing to you
[21:11:20] Me > 10 million ISK for the professor, what you say
[21:11:30] Raven pilot > I don't have 10M isk
[21:11:33] Raven pilot > and its only worth 500k
[21:11:34] Me > lies
[21:11:36] Raven pilot > so why would i pay 10M
[21:11:52] Me > because you dont want your standing to go down like us dollar
[21:12:00] Raven pilot > i dont really care to be honest
[21:12:05] Me > fair enough
[21:12:11] Raven pilot > i'd rather lose rating than have some sad kid like you have their way
[21:12:21] Me > fair enough.
[21:13:04] Raven pilot > Please get a life
[21:13:05] Me > Well, good luck with getting your standing back again.
[21:13:14] Raven pilot > Leave me alone
[21:13:18] Raven pilot > you're sad and pathetic
[21:13:24] Me > ok
[21:13:29] Raven pilot > you have nothing better to do their try and blackmail people
[21:13:32] Raven pilot > really quite pathetic
[21:14:00] Me > i'm not blackmailing, i merely found a cargo container floating in space and since obviously nobody wanted it, i took it
[21:14:16] Raven pilot > You're a moron
[21:14:21] Raven pilot > YOu knew full well I needed it
[21:14:25] Raven pilot > and tried to force me to pay you for it
[21:14:30] Raven pilot > You take the fun out of this game
[21:14:35] Raven pilot > You actually make me sick
[21:14:39] Raven pilot > People like you ruin the game
[21:15:08] Me > Oh, is that a fact?
[21:15:13] Raven pilot > Yes
[21:15:15] Raven pilot > It is
[21:15:23] Me > You know what EVE would be with people just and only like you?
[21:15:27] Me > A singleplayer.
[21:15:37] Me > So, welcome to the world of MMORPG!
[21:15:41] Me > Enjoy your stay.
[21:15:45] Raven pilot > I will
[21:15:50] Raven pilot > But MMORPG involves fair play
[21:15:57] Raven pilot > And not being a moron for being a moron's sake
[21:16:05] Raven pilot > What did you get out of taking the cargo container? Nothing
[21:16:08] Raven pilot > So why take it?
[21:16:12] Raven pilot > Other than to **** someone off
[21:16:22] Me > Who the hell told you that nonsense about fair play?
[21:16:33] Raven pilot > How old are you?
[21:16:35] Raven pilot > 12?
[21:16:43] Me > Oh, come on
[21:16:47] Me > you know better than this
[21:17:14] Me > Seriously, this "how old are you? 12?" pattern was so uncool even in 80s
[21:17:32] Raven pilot > I have better things to do than waste my life on pathetic idiots than you
[21:17:40] Raven pilot > Goodbye you sad ****
[21:17:46] Me > Have a good day too!

He logs off at this point.

MAKENZEE
Posted - 2009.11.20 11:10:00 - [123]
 

Why is this topic a sticky?
After reading the first page i'm wondering where to go to get my last 10 minutes back. Also, is 'modicum' really worth editing?
Guess i'm about to find out.

Lana's Alt
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
Posted - 2009.11.20 12:48:00 - [124]
 

Originally by: MAKENZEE
Why is this topic a sticky?
After reading the first page i'm wondering where to go to get my last 10 minutes back. Also, is 'modicum' really worth editing?
Guess i'm about to find out.

Because this is the only thread we are allowed to post chatlogs in.. I have no idea why as you can just link from a normal thread in to the specific post with the log.. Which makes this thread completely unreadable..

fivetide humidyear
Gallente
Fool Mental Junket
Posted - 2009.11.23 11:32:00 - [125]
 

Edited by: fivetide humidyear on 23/11/2009 14:23:55
9 minutes 43 seconds.

Normal Sunday night looking for fun in wormholes. Found 4 or 5 but no one home however one of our scouts reports an orca and a rvaen in a WH not on a pos. He starts to dscan the system and suddenly theres reports of abaddon, raven x3, dominix and a gaurdian floating around. It's a wolf rayet class 3 so -22% resists to shield and 22% up to armour resists.

Using that combination of dscan and probes and skill we get a green dot on the first probe scan and the rapier is in warp to see whats around. The orca is on a safespot unmanned. whilst we get together a gang to go for it, the other BS arrive at the safespot and start randomly testing tanks and admiring the view and someone gets in the orca leaving a raven behind but it stays on the safespot. Finally our gang is ready for jump off and we squeeze into the WH without it closing but leaving it on the verge of collapse.

So we have RR energy transfer dominix x3, a scorpion an onyx and a rapier. The onyx is in warp and bubbles as the dominix's get into warp. As we were jumping in the opposition battleships went off grid to a new sleeper site or something but the orca is still in place.

The opposition arrives back , we have a dominix, 3x raven (plus one unmanned), 1x abaddon, 1x tempest and an orca. We set up the cap transfer chain and get the drones out on the first raven. They primary our scorpion and he dies before our remote reps can save him and then they shoot at first the rapier forcing him off the grid then my dominix is primaried.

The damage is breaking the 6x LRAR II tank on me but the first raven drops and then the second and finally my armour starts to hold at about 30%. We've burnt up a lot of cap charges but still hanging on. Our rapier is back and removing the pods from the grid and assisting in tackle, the scorpion pilot is back in a drake and adding to our DPS. With the third raven down we get cap stable and the incoming DPS is tankable. The dominix drops pretty quickly then the pest then the abaddon then the unmanned raven as we couldn't get it out.

Finally all that was left was the orca and it was quickly dispatched, all getting on the final pod for the coup de grace. Field was looted, system was scanned as the WH we entered in would pop as we left. New WH was quickly scanned down as our hauler left to give a low sec entrance the usual 25 jumps away in amarr space.

Good fight to lithuanians from zenith affinity, it took 9 minutes 43 seconds from bubble up to final pod.

and a big thank you to CCP for wormholes <3.

Cloned S0ul
Posted - 2009.11.24 01:55:00 - [126]
 

Edited by: Cloned S0ul on 24/11/2009 02:23:00
Two day ago i was in 0.5 system in amarr space,my CEO said if you want,go to planet 10 at 0km is harbringer pilot,probably he looking for anomaly,easy kill,or probably somone who pay ransom,(one system near) (0.4).

So i use my onyx,jumped into system and warp to planet,fast lock,script disput,30 sek later my firend warped to me to get som fun,so i open private mesage with player.

Cloned S0ul > 10mil isk or you die
Cloned S0ul > so?
Harbringer pilot > don't have the money, get it over with
Cloned S0ul > 5mil
Cloned S0ul > last offer

End of transmision he close prv window...i write in our firends chat "LOL",i write to Ceo,go fast to station and come here with pod he ejected from shipShockedShockedShocked

Pure win with boarding enemy ship at final.

My best pirate situation ever,still thinking about the player,wired sytuation,robably he got total panick,when he cant use warp vs heavy dictor even if he with warp core stab,maby he dont want lose pod,no idea.

Ps.Sorry for my English.I have no clue about grammar,but i hope is easy to understand.

Zulf BesGUowy
Amarr
Posted - 2009.11.24 02:02:00 - [127]
 

Edited by: Zulf BesGUowy on 24/11/2009 02:02:54
Please delete i do somting wrong,while i want edit my post with my other character.

TimMc
Brutal Deliverance
Gypsy Band
Posted - 2009.11.25 01:58:00 - [128]
 

Killed a crap harby on gate with my cyclone. Another pirate scrammed me on gate though and finished me. Got this fun mail a few minutes later.

Quote:
2009.11.24 16:27
you ****in *****.. its people like you that make this game unenjoyable. i ****ed your mom in the ass and she had you. thank you for the kill rights. the next time i c u you will b podded



Bai ZongTong
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.11.25 12:13:00 - [129]
 

this one time i undocked.... EmbarassedEmbarassedEmbarassedEmbarassedEmbarassedEmbarassed

Forranz
Malice.
Tentative Nature
Posted - 2009.11.25 15:22:00 - [130]
 

Edited by: Forranz on 25/11/2009 21:40:18
I'm a fairly nice person.. but we shot a pos and put it in reinforced. We log in shortly before it comes out of reinforced (5-10 min before) and a CVA Scimitar and Basilisk are sitting there. Pos comes out of reinforced and the Logistic ships start repping. They had already repaired the guns armor/shield for us, however, forgot to repair the structure.

We start shooting the Scimitar and the Basilisk starts repping him. This takes place in local:

Scimitar Pilot > You should stop !!!
Me > Why are you repping?
Scimitar Pilot > You should ask first !!

Scimitar esplodes.
I proceed to convo him..

Me > Why were you repping the pos
Scimitar Pilot > Why you fire at me ??
Me > Why were you repping the pos.
Scimitar Pilot > for sure you have a guess, don't you ?
Me > These are your mains?
Scimitar Pilot > this is mine, and only
Scimitar Pilot > ==Pilot name removed==
Me > Who asked you to come rep the pos?
Scimitar Pilot > Why are you attacking this pos ??
Me > What does it matter to you?
Scimitar Pilot > We are here to protect
Scimitar Pilot > It does, as long you attacked me
Me > You were repping a pos that we were shooting. You are in err. Therefore we killed you.
Scimitar Pilot > you may shoot forewer in the pos, but not me
Scimitar Pilot > my lossis insignificant
Me > If you choose to repair the POS, you will be shot and killed.
Scimitar Pilot > according who ?
Me > Do you not understand the rules of war?

He left the convo after this.. he lost a Scimitar and didn't understand why I was shooting him, I wasn't trying to be rude, but he didn't seem to understand why I killed him. I was at war, he's neutral RRing a POS. Turns blinky and stuff happens..

"Turning off the optics...they can't see me..."

Brian WarHawk
Posted - 2009.11.25 22:02:00 - [131]
 

Originally by: Grumples McGee
Last night I came across a mining barge mining asteroids in lowsec with no escort and nobody else in the zone (?!). I attacked in my T1 Rifter. He launched 5 combat drones and said, "What do you want". I replied "10 million". He said he could buy a new ship for that amount and suggested 5 million.

I replied "ok".

What I actually wanted to say was "ok, get ready to buy a new ship then" but I had to hastily break off of typing because I was, in fact, being picked to pieces by his drones. Shields gone, armor gone, hull going, armor repair not keeping up, I had to warp out.

As I was warping out, 5 million hit my wallet. He took "ok" to be an acceptance of his counter-offer.

He thanked me for accepting the ransom as I warped away, shedding ship pieces as I went.

I pretended the whole thing went exactly as planned.



This has been my favorite story thus far...classic, I love it!!

XDragX
Gallente
Volition Cult
The Volition Cult
Posted - 2009.12.02 22:12:00 - [132]
 

When i was in one of my previous corps on my pvper, we would normally raid low sec missioners.
But this one missioner will stsay in my head forever.

After finding a missioner in a Maelstrom, we warped in to the gate. We had a cov ops go in and said he was still there. With the go, our lil t2 frigates scrammed and locked the missioner down. After killing the drones, we asked for a ransom. Instead of replying, the pilot set on the self destruct and ejected. He warped away safely, but knowing we have a minmatar pilot in the fleet, we had him board the Maelstrom and sell it in a hub =)

We each got about 50mill from the ordeal so it wasnt bad :)

Anna Lifera
6....
HAWK Alliance
Posted - 2009.12.15 07:04:00 - [133]
 

after waiting for almost an hour at a gate (patience is not my virtue), i finally decided to shoot the first somewhat expensive ship that i can take down. to be honest, i didn't even care about loot anymore--i just wanted to blow up something and i had no idea my target was carrying all this:

Destroyed items:

Warp Scrambler II
1MN Afterburner II, Qty: 5
Armor Explosive Hardener II
Medium Hybrid Burst Aerator I Blueprint
Nanofiber Internal Structure II
Antimatter Charge S Blueprint
Sisters Core Scanner Probe, Qty: 100
Medium Ancillary Current Router I Blueprint
Cynosural Field Generator I Blueprint
Scan Resolution
Antimatter Charge L Blueprint
Cap Recharger II, Qty: 3
1MN MicroWarpdrive II
Light Neutron Blaster II
Small Gravity Capacitor Upgrade I, Qty: 2
Medium Auxiliary Nano Pump I Blueprint
Federation Navy Antimatter Charge S, Qty: 4200
Overdrive Injector System II

Dropped items:

Medium Core Defence Field Purger I Blueprint
Overdrive Injector System II
Sisters Expanded Probe Launcher
Nanofiber Internal Structure II
Medium Trimark Armor Pump I Blueprint
Small Armor Repairer II, Qty: 5
Light Neutron Blaster II, Qty: 2
Heavy Diminishing Power System Drain I
Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I
Medium Core Defence Field Extender I Blueprint
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Antimatter Charge M Blueprint
Sisters Combat Scanner Probe, Qty: 10
Covert Ops Cloaking Device II

that definitely made my day, although it's a shame most of it got destroyed... :(

Suunto Viper
Posted - 2010.01.06 16:00:00 - [134]
 

Edited by: Suunto Viper on 06/01/2010 16:08:07
Not been pirate for long.
Loving it though

Best thing so far.

Navy Apoc jumps into our system.
tackled by HIC
and then the rest of gang arrives and begins to demolish the Navy Apoc who is now neuted scrammed webbed and jammed.

Target scream in local "stop i'll pay" and before we get a chance to reply sends the HIC pilot 500mil (FacePalm)

Well we hadn't asked for any money at this point so decide to just kill the ship, as our usual policy is to only ransom the POD.
Apoc dies quickly. We point the pod and he offers us another 500mil for his pod???
We discussed what the hounourable thing to do was, and decided to let him go with the initial payment.

Navy apoc had some nice faction and officer mods which netted the fleet 1.2 billion divided between us. (it did however have an Invul II so was massive amounts of fail!

I think this was on my second day of Low Sec pirate antics. as I said at the start of the op

LOVING IT!
posted with an alt.


Anna Lifera
6....
HAWK Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.13 01:02:00 - [135]
 

at around the 5th day of my solo bombing run, i found an entry 0.0 system that was completely deserted. now i had to go deeper into the region and around 6 systems later, i finally found several ppl and most likely, there would be a bubble to snag unsuspecting targets. only i didn't expect that to be me as i warped to 100 km from the next gate and all of a sudden, not only do i warp past the gate, but i get dropped off right at a bubble's edge...50...km...BEHIND the gate. Shocked after a few seconds of a "wtf" look on my face, i zipped out of the bubble and gained some more distance, hoping that no one else would come my way and crash into me. then i was thinking maybe this could be used to my advantage so i got into position to bomb the next suitable target that arrived.

not too long after, a red pod gets snagged in the exact same weird trap. boom! at the same time, i get an in-game mail, hoping it would be hate mail. turned out to be from concord, awarding me with the isk bounty set on that guy's head. Smile it was only 2 mil but at least it covered the cost of the bombs. i'm definitely keeping the bounty mail 'cause as a loner, it'll probably be the only one i'll ever get.

Portrait2223
Posted - 2010.01.22 11:25:00 - [136]
 

Edited by: Portrait2223 on 22/01/2010 11:28:55
Edited by: Portrait2223 on 22/01/2010 11:28:18
Hello =)

WARNING NOOB CAREBEAR GOES "PIRATING"

Actually i am not a pirate, but I had one chance to try that, so I thought why not give it a go. It was a bit of fail to be honest.

My Corp is living in WH, and one nice day we were having a mining ops and I was in my buzzard camping the WH with combat probes in the air. My alt was mining in HULK with rest of the corp.

First I spotted Wolf coming inside the system. I scanned him on a planet and warped to 50km in cloak to see what he is up to. All our miners jumps to POS on early warning... Wolf starts to scan with core probes and I tell everyone to jump in PvP ships.

Wolf does the fast scan and we remain silent as we think, that this is probably just the first scout.
After about 3-4mins Wolf jumps back to hole and leaves the system, our gang stays silently at POS.

It takes about 10-15minutes when a HULK and ORCA jumps in system... alone without any backup.

I tell everyone to get ready and pull back my combat probes because I dont want to scare these guys off.

HULK and ORCA jumps on a belt and I follow in cloak. I fly about 8km from ORCA and tell our people to jump in. They tacle the ORCA, but HULK is so far away that it warps fast away .. We dont have bubbles to prevent it leaving the system. How ever ORCA is shot on 15% hull and we convo orca pilot.

I first ask for 300mil for he to safely return in highsec.... He answers, that he dont have that kind of money.

Comes with ORCA in to WH without any backup and dont even have 300mil? Shocked

Anyway, we continue talking and I ask for 150mil and then 100mil but he refuses as he tells he only has little money. Naturally we dont believe it. We have some more chitchat and I tell him to save his pod by leaving orca behind. It all ends by he selfdestructing his ORCA. So no money , no killmail - My first pirating experience is a bit of fail =) However some loot is gathered from the wreck.

After the "fight" I started to think, i should have asked to buy that ORCA for our corp with say 400-500mil.. But it didnt came into my mind back then.

Maybe next time we can do it right.

Is it really normal that people fly 1b ships in WHs with only few millions in their wallet? Or maybe he had just too much money to spend. Maybe 100mil is too much to ask from ORCA, I dont know.

M Seldera
Posted - 2010.01.27 10:57:00 - [137]
 

major fail. Giving voice to the pirates in this thread is nonsensical. Give them their own thread under 'Jackasses' let people search for them as they really are. Why give voice to them in a major thread under a one entitled 'Crime and Punishment'

uwai223
Sigillum Militum Xpisti
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2010.01.30 15:34:00 - [138]
 

Originally by: M Seldera
major fail. Giving voice to the pirates in this thread is nonsensical. Give them their own thread under 'Jackasses' let people search for them as they really are. Why give voice to them in a major thread under a one entitled 'Crime and Punishment'



Someone is a grumpy ol' bear there.

Kate Yeats
Caldari
Drone Reprogramming Center
Posted - 2010.02.02 18:18:00 - [139]
 

Edited by: Kate Yeats on 02/02/2010 18:20:40
Edit: Broken image links

There have been many moments of hilarity in my time as a can flipper permit inspector and most of the time they are down to involvement from CONCORD.

The scenario played out as it very typically does, I seize the miner's ore, they warp off in a rage so that they can dock, bring out the big guns and send me crying back to the clone vat I was spawned from.

Our miner failed on two counts, firstly they took longer than 15 minutes to come back and deliver my ass kicking and secondly they did it in an Atron which meant CONCORD finished the ship far faster than I could scramble onto the killmail.

What I wasn't expecting was that discovering our friend in the neighbouring system some 3 hours later in a Thorax, I could target lock them and in their panic they'd once again have CONCORD spilling their coffee and doughnuts as they raced to the scene.

I also rather enjoyed the fact the miner was now color-coded to alert others to their true pirate nature.

Tsk, tsk.

Kate Yeats
Caldari
Drone Reprogramming Center
Posted - 2010.02.12 03:21:00 - [140]
 

So in my rounds there have been a couple of hold outs, pilots who refuse to buy permits.

One such pilot, we'll call him 'TheBoaster', was using comms to laugh about the very idea of permits, how Kate Yeats was a fail pilot in a fail corp and that they'd mined over 30,000,000 ISK in ore without reprocussion from not having a permit.

The boasting went on for a good 20minutes in local, then suddenly...

[02:50:08] TheBoaster > wtf?
[02:50:20] Edjiot1 > hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[02:50:23] Edjiot2 > ellooo
[02:50:26] Edjiot3 > hello
[02:50:27] Edjiot4 > UR HULK IS MINE
[02:50:29] TheBoaster > wtf was concord
[02:50:43] LeadEdjiot > HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[02:50:52] LeadEdjiot > yu was being mean
[02:50:53] LeadEdjiot > to that guy
[02:51:02] LeadEdjiot > but you were right
[02:51:04] LeadEdjiot > he is fail
[02:51:06] LeadEdjiot > u want mining rights
[02:51:07] LeadEdjiot > you pay us
[02:51:20] TheBoaster > im not paying u ****
[02:51:31] Edjiot1 > ENJOY UR WRECK


And what would be a hulk suicide without tears? And boy did they flow...

[02:52:25] TheBoaster > lol never paying u a cent ... will pay merc's from 0.0 to kill your arse though... whose contract did u think i was up here filling

[02:52:44] TheBoaster > fail pilots couldnt even get a pod

[02:53:34] Bystander > null sec mercs arnt cheap
[02:53:44] TheBoaster > for me they are FREE :)

[02:55:07] TheBoaster > lol i will repect you when ur smart enuf to kill a pod

[02:55:50] TheBoaster > THEY popped my hulk and couldnt catch my pod and im dual boxing so laugable

[02:59:33] TheBoaster > the best bit ... my hauler is worth more than that hulk LOL
[02:59:39] TheBoaster > and ya missed that
[03:00:10] TheBoaster > fail Unit if u want to hurt someone actually take out something worth isk
[03:00:21] TheBoaster > hulks are a dime a dozen

[03:01:06] TheBoaster > 200m pfft i have that sitting in my hanger in loot alone
[03:01:27] TheBoaster > yup wat r u all fail pilots?
[03:08:44] TheBoaster > i like in high sec how even murder is tolerated by concord ...
[03:08:56] TheBoaster > its like low sec but with more nubs


To LeadEdjiot and the rest of the Edjiot team... many thanks for the lulz.

Paknac Queltel
Baden's Army
Posted - 2010.02.16 17:51:00 - [141]
 

Originally by: Kate Yeats
[02:55:07] TheBoaster > lol i will repect you when ur smart enuf to kill a pod

[02:55:50] TheBoaster > THEY popped my hulk and couldnt catch my pod and im dual boxing so laugable

[02:59:33] TheBoaster > the best bit ... my hauler is worth more than that hulk LOL
[02:59:39] TheBoaster > and ya missed that
[03:00:10] TheBoaster > fail Unit if u want to hurt someone actually take out something worth isk
[03:00:21] TheBoaster > hulks are a dime a dozen

[03:01:06] TheBoaster > 200m pfft i have that sitting in my hanger in loot alone
[03:01:27] TheBoaster > yup wat r u all fail pilots?
[03:08:44] TheBoaster > i like in high sec how even murder is tolerated by concord ...
[03:08:56] TheBoaster > its like low sec but with more nubs
He mad. Laughing

Ekon Bor
Amarr
Van Diemen's Demise
Merciless.
Posted - 2010.02.16 21:01:00 - [142]
 

Originally by: Paknac Queltel
Originally by: Kate Yeats
[02:55:07] TheBoaster > lol i will repect you when ur smart enuf to kill a pod

[02:55:50] TheBoaster > THEY popped my hulk and couldnt catch my pod and im dual boxing so laugable

[02:59:33] TheBoaster > the best bit ... my hauler is worth more than that hulk LOL
[02:59:39] TheBoaster > and ya missed that
[03:00:10] TheBoaster > fail Unit if u want to hurt someone actually take out something worth isk
[03:00:21] TheBoaster > hulks are a dime a dozen

[03:01:06] TheBoaster > 200m pfft i have that sitting in my hanger in loot alone
[03:01:27] TheBoaster > yup wat r u all fail pilots?
[03:08:44] TheBoaster > i like in high sec how even murder is tolerated by concord ...
[03:08:56] TheBoaster > its like low sec but with more nubs
He mad. Laughing


Any chance of getting a (real) name for this guy? He sounds like a fun guy to suicide to kill some time.

Exaduss
Caldari
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2010.02.17 03:21:00 - [143]
 

One can name names outside of chatlogs, no?

Paknac Queltel
Baden's Army
Posted - 2010.02.17 10:08:00 - [144]
 

Originally by: Exaduss
One can name names outside of chatlogs, no?
No.

Being named&shamed for your interweb spazz-ship actions in C&P, where all the extraweb smackship pirates can see it, is such a great shame that the rules forbid it. Chatlogs/killmails should not be identifiable at all.

So don't post any logs with my name in them, or I will cry. Like this: Crying or Very sad

Exaduss
Caldari
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2010.02.20 04:06:00 - [145]
 

Ah yes, but naming a player OUTSIDE of a chatlog is acceptable, no?

Example:
Player Warning; Sandy Vaseline is a bad person, he touched my frozen corpse in the bathing suit areas, then space-walked with it, and then did the bad touch again, right up against the glass of the station lounge, thereby fouling his space suit.

Does this not fit into the equation somewhere?
Name not in chatlog, check.
Chatlog not in naming post, check.
Name of douchebag/slacker/bad-toucher/vaseline enthusiast outed? Check.

Paknac Queltel
Baden's Army
Posted - 2010.02.22 07:26:00 - [146]
 

Originally by: Exaduss
Ah yes, but naming a player OUTSIDE of a chatlog is acceptable, no?

Example:
Player Warning; Sandy Vaseline is a bad person, he touched my frozen corpse in the bathing suit areas, then space-walked with it, and then did the bad touch again, right up against the glass of the station lounge, thereby fouling his space suit.

Does this not fit into the equation somewhere?
Name not in chatlog, check.
Chatlog not in naming post, check.
Name of douchebag/slacker/bad-toucher/vaseline enthusiast outed? Check.
I think, if the connection between the two posts is obvious, the logs'll get deleted. But then, I'm not a mod.

venariel
Posted - 2010.03.01 05:03:00 - [147]
 

Edited by: venariel on 01/03/2010 16:37:19
Hullo thar C n P I got two for ya today.

While roaming around in the seas of lowsec looking for a fight in my trusty merlin I came across some large secure containers and thought "what the hell, I'll try to guess the pw." As I notcied the containers belonged to the Kuomi corp. I figured I'd start there. Low and behold the password for three of the containers was indeed Kuomi. Got my hauler alt and took the contents to Jita. What luck eh? That one netted me 10 million not bad but it was free so I was pleased.

And for number two later on I was perusing this wormhole I had scanned out in my Buzzard when I find a Hype and three drakes doin a site with their Catalyst friend salvaging. I was eating at the time so I figured I'd just chill out a bit cloaked while they did their thing. Not paying attention I got too close to something and uncloaked. These WH plexers thought they were bout to get blobbed so they all peaced leaving the destroyer there. I cloaked up and the last Sleeper BS popped the destroyer leaving me to take a couple plexes worth of salvage off the destroyer wreck. All in all a pretty good day.

Project X592
Posted - 2010.03.03 22:53:00 - [148]
 

Edited by: Project X592 on 07/03/2010 02:24:54
So about three months ago, I decced some corp after an engagement that resulted from can flipping...

I was out looking for war targets - or rather, my alt was - and I came across one of them in Hentogaira doing what appeared to be running missions. After probing him down I realized he wasn't doing missions at all, but whatever kind of anomalies that show up in high sec, in a drake. I hopped in my new Mega, and after a very long and tense warp, hoping he wouldn't leave, I found the drake, got a point on him, and quickly melted his shields. I attempted to get a ransom out of the guy but he didn't have the money. Overall though, he was pretty cool about it, no tears, no whining, just mild disappointment.

His brother was a different story... A few minutes later, I had this convo with him - I've renamed the guy to 'AngryItalian' and his brother to 'ItaliansBrother', you'll see why:
AngryItalian > **** YOU *****
Project X592 > o/
Project X592 > LOL
AngryItalian > WHY YOU HAVE KILL ITALIANSBROTHER??
Project X592 > because I found him
AngryItalian > WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE A ****
AngryItalian > BIG ****
Project X592 > lmao ok
AngryItalian > AND WHY YOU HAVE FUOND HIM??
Project X592 > that just extended the war another week
Project X592 > i'll never tell
AngryItalian > FOTTI FIGLIO DI PUTTANA DI MERDA
AngryItalian > TAGLI LE POKE PALLE CHE AIA
AngryItalian > TESTA DI CAZZO
AngryItalian > HAI CAPITOž??
AngryItalian > BRUTTO FIGLIO DI MERDA
AngryItalian > TUA MADRE ╚ UNA ZOCCOLA MA SERIA!!!
Project X592 > what?
Project X592 > english
AngryItalian > DEVE SMETTERLA DI CAGARCI IL CAZZO
AngryItalian > HAI CAPITO?????
AngryItalian > ╚???
AngryItalian > TI AMMAZZATO
AngryItalian > TI ASPETTO SOTTO CASA
AngryItalian > TESTA DI CAZZO
AngryItalian > DOVE MINKIA ABITI?? Ú?????
Project X592 > I dont understand
AngryItalian > WHERE'S YOUR HOME ?!? HASSOLE !
Project X592 > hmmm
AngryItalian > I KILL YOU BUT NO IN THE GAME IN THE REAL !!
Project X592 > rofl
Project X592 > I live in a town in alaska
AngryItalian > I NOW YOU USE THE TRANSLATOR
Project X592 > good
AngryItalian > YE SYES
AngryItalian > *YES YES
AngryItalian > I MINE YOU HEAD !
Project X592 > you mine my head?


I petitioned him shortly after for death threats, but he wasn't banned. I put the italian parts through a translator and it wasn't very satisfying - basically he was threatening to kill me IRL some more - if anyone who speaks Italian can offer a better translation, it should certainly provide some good lulz.

Kn1v3s 999
Gallente
TH3 UnT0uChaBl3S
Bang Bang You're Dead
Posted - 2010.03.06 01:33:00 - [149]
 

if you want i can translate the italian answers, but i think you can assume what he was saying:p

Shekat
Posted - 2010.03.10 21:28:00 - [150]
 

Once upon a time i was hanging around in a o.4 system that was the favourite place for people to bring stuff from empire to 0.0. Those of you with caps will know the type of system.

Well there i was minding my own business when I noticed a ship jump into System. I had to doubble takeShocked ..Did my eyes decive me? A Freighter? 15km from a gate? in 0.4? and no webber!!!!!!!!..O M G Twisted Evil LOLOLOLOLOLLaughing.

About 2 seconds later local starts to fill up rapidly. I happened to know that the local pirates were on a tea brake...Oh I Thought Must be friends of his..He was not even aligning .. so I assumed he was not worried about the Gang that had gathered..

Next thing I see is a large boom and A bucket load of lol an rofls in local.. Then there was the Mad dash for loot as the pilots climed overthemselves and their mammas to get a peice of the honney pot. The Can was looted and wreck salvaged in no time at all. Popped was the pod and a good days work for the ragtag bunch of Shpis That were comprised of mostly law abiding Pilots who had been lucky.

Someone had spotted a freighter on auto pilot arriving in the previous empire system ...And were obiously gob smacked that the freighter seemed to align to low sec gate, and not the STN. Anyone who was in local and thus everybody in any of the local intel channels soon herd of this slowboating freighter at 15km range from a lowsec gate. As it turned out the Freighter pilot had set the auto pilot 1 system too far and gone afk. They had screamed in local that the Pilot was looking like he was gona jump!! the freighter was full of nice snacky loot and some ships that were going to go boom. Lesson lerned and much entertainment all round.

BTW when the local pirates came back they were more than a little peved lmao.

To the Freighter pilot ... you know who you are !! Post your shame !!!!
Mind you Its not the first time people have done that --You know who you are H lol Someone else did it too...dont feel so bad.


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