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Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2009.06.24 16:25:00 - [61]
 

So for all of the 2 imaginary people following my little tiff with SF999...

I really can't be assed to edit and post all the chat logs. I really really want to, but they're so tl;dr, its not funny. Even a tldr would be too long.

So here's a summary of a tldr.

I wardec, they insult.
I chase them around, they're old chars and refuse to fight month olds.
Solty says he's getting involved, they throw insults and yet ask for the war to stop.
They say they're the victims, threaten me with big alliance.
I laugh, Solty demands apology for their ass hattery.
More insults interlaced with asking for the war to drop, amid threats of sicking CVA neighboured alliance on me and Solty.
Big convo ensues, they give half ass apology.

It was a great time, but the chatlog's so damn long that I don't even want to read it again.

And then Zed Cayne blew up my vexor in his t1 fitted thorax. I really need to train my gun skills more.

Le Soltueur
Original Sin.
Posted - 2009.06.24 21:39:00 - [62]
 

Originally by: Awesome Possum
So for all of the 2 imaginary people following my little tiff with SF999...

I really can't be assed to edit and post all the chat logs. I really really want to, but they're so tl;dr, its not funny. Even a tldr would be too long.

So here's a summary of a tldr.

I wardec, they insult.
I chase them around, they're old chars and refuse to fight month olds.
Solty says he's getting involved, they throw insults and yet ask for the war to stop.
They say they're the victims, threaten me with big alliance.
I laugh, Solty demands apology for their ass hattery.
More insults interlaced with asking for the war to drop, amid threats of sicking CVA neighboured alliance on me and Solty.
Big convo ensues, they give half ass apology.

It was a great time, but the chatlog's so damn long that I don't even want to read it again.

And then Zed Cayne blew up my vexor in his t1 fitted thorax. I really need to train my gun skills more.


And then I ate the bowl!!! *nom nom nom*

jhon whang
Posted - 2009.06.24 21:53:00 - [63]
 

Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
This one time, I found a Tristan afk autopiloting throw Amamake.


This one time I accidentally the whole Navy Raven and AP'd it to Tama. In realization of this blatant act of stupidity, I kicked my own ass... twice. Embarassed

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.06.25 16:57:00 - [64]
 

So its the end of a low sec roam for me and I decide to have a bit of fun playing with mission runners. First guy I scan out turns out to provide a good laugh.

Dominix running (I think) Smash the Suppliers. The one that you really have to take out as much dps as possible before the numbers overwhelm you.

HEWHO > Lady Spank wanna be ninja GANKER
ELO_AL > ninja ganker?
HEWHO > gonna come into you mission and steal from you then call their buddies torep them while they destroy you
ELO_AL > wow, as much as I dislike the majority of ninja salvagers, I'd probably just pay Lady Spank to salv the mission
ELO_AL > I've got no gripe with Spank
HEWHO > i know huh lol
ELO_AL > btw, if you shoot at ninja salvagers, you deserve to be ganked
ELO_AL > especially if you dont have backup
HEWHO > I agree
HEWHO > or warp out and let him get the aggro
Lady Spank > doesnt work (especially when its this mission)
Lady Spank > o/ hewho (I re enter his mission)
Lady Spank > oh no! (He warps out)
HA_ZE > HI LOCAL
HA_ZE > HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE DAY
Lady Spank > I am happy
HA_ZE > ARE YOU, MISETER LADY SPANK
Lady Spank > Yeah, reckon I've ruined someones chances of finishing their mission
Lady Spank > because they where whiny *****es and warped out
Lady Spank > and now theres too many spawns
X_FE > where theres too many spawns? ;p
HEWHO > Lady Spank u gettin all that good salvage?
Lady Spank > well I would talk to you but you blocked me moron
SB> [22:29:49] Lady Spank > well I would talk to you but you blocked me moron (cheers for the repost SB!)
ALE_ST > lol, is stuff like this that makes me glat i read local.
ALE_ST > glad*
Lady Spank > :)
Lady Spank > idiot warped out from that amarr mission that keeps spawning loads of bs, now it'll take him forever to finish it (Smash the supplier?)
Lady Spank > lol the dude who blocked me lost his battleship
Erehwon Rorschach > haha
ALE_ST > lmao
Lady Spank > salvaged it but need to get the loot
mothyowns > who?
Lady Spank > HEWHO
HEWHO > no you dont, (I am jumping in again in my punisher to get the domi wrecks loot and he turns up in a vexor, like thats going to survive if he warps it in)
Lady Spank > :)
Lady Spank > got the loot
HEWHO > Lady Spank is a ASSHAT yeah im coming to kill. . . . lol
mothyowns > gratz spank :D
Lady Spank > only tech II stuff but better than nothing
HEWHO > i gonnacome gank younow
mothyowns > I never knew ninjas could provide such a fun game

And a couple of fanmails

2009.06.24 23:21
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Grow Up! you can keep the sh*tfor all i care :) U need it more then me

2009.05.15 22:55
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**** YOU ****!

So I sell most of the crap on market but since he blocked me, want to pass on one final message, so I do it via a renamed bookmark...

The hopeful accept tick is the icing on the cake

BTW, resistance plating domi isn't the best way of tanking 25 mission battleships + support.

Don't evade the profanity filter. Zymurgist

Fanibaws
Posted - 2009.06.26 21:37:00 - [65]
 

Isn't that second mail from a month before the first?

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.06.26 21:48:00 - [66]
 

Oh... maybe I got on his nerves a month ago too! Even better ♥

Lana Hellfury
Minmatar
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
Posted - 2009.06.29 06:05:00 - [67]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
Oh... maybe I got on his nerves a month ago too! Even better ♥

You really need to keep track of who you **** off better..

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2009.07.01 16:50:00 - [68]
 

So my past is coming back to haunt me... Oh, eeek!

And following my recent posting history and such..the story, edited, elided, and mail (yes, eve-mail!) is here. A new beginning? (PS: Blogspot picks the words for the url on its own...)

Mzr
Gallente
Session9
Malum Exuro
Posted - 2009.07.02 07:34:00 - [69]
 

Zed, I'm only gonna reply to yer ***gotry once.

If any of that twisted crap that you wrote would be true, I would be in a world of trouble. I guess I'm not there, if all this time that passed I've got corp and alliance mates standing by my side. And _still_ stand by my side after years.

As for your so called `adventure`.. I can understand showing a guy where he really is in Eve. Helping him make a contact with reality. I can understand doing it for 30min, maybe a few hours. Hell maybe even a few days. But to torment the poor idiot in ****ing detail for weeks, just for repeated personal gratification doesn't make you a good pvper. Or a good story teller. You're just a sad panda in desperate need of attention.

For the rest, I'll see you in space. Just make sure you undock and `teach me a lesson`, preferably the same way you taught that poor fella you wrote countless pages about. And get the other peeps in yer corp to X up, something tells me you're gonna need them.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.07.02 10:24:00 - [70]
 

Originally by: Mzr
Zed, I'm only gonna reply to yer ***gotry once.

If any of that twisted crap that you wrote would be true, I would be in a world of trouble. I guess I'm not there, if all this time that passed I've got corp and alliance mates standing by my side. And _still_ stand by my side after years.

As for your so called `adventure`.. I can understand showing a guy where he really is in Eve. Helping him make a contact with reality. I can understand doing it for 30min, maybe a few hours. Hell maybe even a few days. But to torment the poor idiot in ****ing detail for weeks, just for repeated personal gratification doesn't make you a good pvper. Or a good story teller. You're just a sad panda in desperate need of attention.

For the rest, I'll see you in space. Just make sure you undock and `teach me a lesson`, preferably the same way you taught that poor fella you wrote countless pages about. And get the other peeps in yer corp to X up, something tells me you're gonna need them.


n1

cry moar plz

Le Soltueur
Original Sin.
Posted - 2009.07.02 19:25:00 - [71]
 

Originally by: Mzr
<words... useless words...>


ZOMG... do you want cheese with that whine?

Tammin Sol
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
Posted - 2009.07.03 04:07:00 - [72]
 

Bleh, rules changes. I'm sure the lock is pending on my original thread, but I don't want to spam this one with another 6 replies, so here's a link to the chat log courtesy of Chribba:

http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/tammin/hatemail01.txt

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2009.07.06 05:55:00 - [73]
 

Well...it finally happened.

Quote:

2009.07.06 02:58
Leverage Inc. has declared war on Standards and Practices.
Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.



MyOldCEO who threatened to dec me here. And its actually happened.

Here's MyOldCEO's response to my little backstory. How very much upset he seems to be.

I'm not sure where this one is going folks...but knowing my adversary he will be running his mouth like there's no tomorrow..so watch for updates here and in the pirate stories thread...war in less than 24 hours. May the lolz begin!


Ta'jek
Angels Of Death EVE
Free Worlds Alliance
Posted - 2009.07.06 12:59:00 - [74]
 

cool new story to follow.... I look forward to the tales to come

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2009.07.12 00:16:00 - [75]
 

So I'm in Dixie...chatting in Local... When MyOldCEO pipes up.

MyOldCEO > zed i told you keep the RL stuff off the forums
MyOldCEO > or whatever you think you know
PeanutGallery#1 > MyOldCEO's a douche!
PeanutGallery#2 > MyOldCEO shut it
PeanutGallery#2 > dont smack if you cant handle it
MyOldCEO > i guess u don't get it
PeanutGallery#2 > and u suck
PeanutGallery#1 > He sucks me alllll the time :) one of my best customers
MyOldCEO > dw about what i can hadle princess
PeanutGallery#3 > wtf
PeanutGallery#1 > I believe it's lady not princess, Ladies bad ass enough without the promotion
PeanutGallery#2 > princess ♥
Me > Heh...princess...Nice :)
PeanutGallery#2 > he must love me
PeanutGallery#2 eats vegan shepherds pie

Now, for those of you following the story here. We've been slowly delving into the depths of treachery he's been inflicting upon the 'non friends' of the loop. And the lack of 'sharing the wealth' among the 'friends'.

And now he's all worried about RL stuff on the boards? He's had two days to respond to the girlfriend comment. (And while that could have just been meaningless smack..it so happens to be true..which makes it much better to roll off the tongue) So what's he so annoyed with now.

It can't be the day 4 report on the pos work and monthly isk income. That's got nothing to do with RL. It can't be the day 3 report..since nothing really happened.

And of course..I'm still waiting for something drastic to happen..like him catching me when I don't want to be caught (and capitalizing on it).

Sin Fae
Operational Detachment-Alpha
Posted - 2009.07.12 20:20:00 - [76]
 

From our Independent Audit Files...

<TAX ENFORCEMENT LOG 23654.6> NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE CONVICTED

Sin Fae > Hello Tax Evader
Tax Evader > stop
Sin Fae > ok
Sin Fae > give me 10 mill
Tax Evader > ok
Sin Fae > ok
Tax Evader > dock
Sin Fae > no, now
Sin Fae > and i will leave you and your ore alone
Sin Fae > <knock knock>
Tax Evader > stop
Tax Evader > plz
Sin Fae > 10 mil
Tax Evader > isk 23470
Tax Evader > dock ice ok ?
Sin Fae > give me 10 mil and you can dock ice
Sin Fae > you have 10 seconds
Sin Fae > 10
Sin Fae > 9
Tax Evader > dock give u ice
Sin Fae > 8
Sin Fae > 7
Sin Fae > 6
Tax Evader > stop
Sin Fae > 5
Sin Fae > give me 10 million isk and i will stop
Sin Fae > 4
Tax Evader > dock give ice ok ?
Sin Fae > 3
Sin Fae > 2
Tax Evader > stop
Sin Fae > 1
Sin Fae > 1 and a half
Tax Evader > no
Sin Fae > 1 and 3/4
Sin Fae > if you do not want to get blown up
Tax Evader > give you ice ok ?
Sin Fae > pay me 10 million isk
Sin Fae > ice not ok
Sin Fae > isk is ok
Tax Evader > isk 23470
Sin Fae > isk 10000000
Sin Fae > 5
Sin Fae > 4
Tax Evader > dock give you ice
Sin Fae > 3
Sin Fae > 2
Sin Fae > 1
Sin Fae > 0
Tax Evader > no
Sin Fae > goodbye
EVE System > Tax Evader was kicked from the channel by Sin Fae. , Effective until XXXXX.
The Taxman > that was epic
Sin Fae > yeah im pretty lax with ice miners heh
Sin Fae > :D

Sin Fae
Operational Detachment-Alpha
Posted - 2009.07.12 20:38:00 - [77]
 

Edited by: Sin Fae on 12/07/2009 20:43:50
Edited by: Sin Fae on 12/07/2009 20:38:50
<TAX ENFORCEMENT LOG 23654.7> NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE CONVICTED


Criminal Thug > Hiya
Criminal Thug > what's up? :)
Sin Fae > please give me 30 mil for illegal mining, or your ship will be obliterated by the hand of The Taxman.
Criminal Thug > hmm thing my corp might have something to say about that
Sin Fae > oki :o) There is something I would like to ask them in 30 seconds
(30 seconds pass, a Hulk obliterated)
Sin Fae > heya Criminal Boss
Sin Fae > I'll sell the loot to ya if you would like
Criminal Boss > hm
Sin Fae > Criminal Thug 2 there can be intermediary, he's not flagged
Sin Fae > or can contract if you prefer
Criminal Boss > no.. ty
Criminal Boss > \o
Criminal Boss > cya.. fly safe
Sin Fae > o/


Shameless Plug
The Taxman Chronicles

Grumples McGee
Posted - 2009.07.14 19:21:00 - [78]
 

Last night I came across a mining barge mining asteroids in lowsec with no escort and nobody else in the zone (?!). I attacked in my T1 Rifter. He launched 5 combat drones and said, "What do you want". I replied "10 million". He said he could buy a new ship for that amount and suggested 5 million.

I replied "ok".

What I actually wanted to say was "ok, get ready to buy a new ship then" but I had to hastily break off of typing because I was, in fact, being picked to pieces by his drones. Shields gone, armor gone, hull going, armor repair not keeping up, I had to warp out.

As I was warping out, 5 million hit my wallet. He took "ok" to be an acceptance of his counter-offer.

He thanked me for accepting the ransom as I warped away, shedding ship pieces as I went.

I pretended the whole thing went exactly as planned.

Bongo Debbie
Minmatar
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.07.18 11:03:00 - [79]
 

Grumples I enjoyed that story

Lexa Hellfury
Immortal.
Posted - 2009.08.03 07:15:00 - [80]
 

heh, good stuff

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.08.04 03:25:00 - [81]
 

Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
heh, good stuff

Who were you responding to? I'm not following this thread at all..

Argo Nix
Ars Technica
Posted - 2009.08.04 04:12:00 - [82]
 

...need more pirate stories here...

Just sayin...Confused

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.08.04 05:04:00 - [83]
 

Originally by: Argo Nix
...need more pirate stories here...

Just sayin...Confused

/signed

Tidas Aurelius
Posted - 2009.08.09 07:00:00 - [84]
 

I was looking for the chatlogs (Can't find them unfortunatly Sad), but I once killed a player in lowsec and was confronted by him with the typical "Why?". Feeling creative, I put on my vest and Police Captain's hat and informed him that he was in violation of several laws including one that he neglected to be carrying a proper permit to enter lowsec. Upon hearing of this, I was informed by the Republic and dispatched immediately to, well, dispatch him. Poor soul apologized profusely and ran off to Rens (presumably) to find the lowsec permits required that would allow him to operate in peace.

I can only hope that someone else caught him later on and all he could get out was "BUT I HAVE THE PERMITS!" YARRRR!!

Albert Thorrin
Posted - 2009.08.09 08:07:00 - [85]
 

Edited by: Albert Thorrin on 09/08/2009 08:07:57
We were mining belts in 0.6 with a few people, minding our own business, when the following happened.

We have a few mining barges and one hulk on the belt with something like 11 Hobgoblins out in case rats show up.
Suddenly a Rifter appears and starts flying around. It's instantly targetted by all the miners. He sits there for a few minutes, flying between our cans. An Orca comes, picking up the cans. The Hulk stops mining and approaches the Orca, sits there for a few moments, than the Orca leaves and the Hulk resumes mining, with only one stip miner.
The Rifter still orbits around our group, untill the Hulk drops a can - the frig approaches and, to our delight, canflips. Seconds later he's webbed, scrambled and torn apart by the drones.
Now killing frigs with Hulks is not something unique, but I personally love how he got so many hints of WTFPWND incoming and yet still decided to canflip us. We waited there for some retaliation, but nothing came.

A little later I separated from the group to mine alone in another belt. As I started to fill a new can a different Rifter appeared and canflipped me right away. I figured that my t1 fit Retriever is worth losing for some lulz, but just before I launched my drones to deliver some Hobgoblin I wrath on the heathen and get blown up a Raven appears a few kilos behind me. I lold and warped away.

Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Sigma Special Tactics Group
Posted - 2009.08.11 06:09:00 - [86]
 

There was this baby once. I took his candy.


Yarr. YARRRR!!

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.08.11 06:10:00 - [87]
 

Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer
There was this baby once. I took his candy.


Yarr. YARRRR!!

Chatlogs?

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2009.08.13 05:44:00 - [88]
 

Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 13/08/2009 06:46:18
Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 13/08/2009 05:50:36
Suddenly War! Or...maybe if you'd listened while I was typing...

New blog entry folks...All nicely elided as per forum rules.

EDIT2: And an almost immediate response. Its interactive!

New forum comment thread to be opened below.

EDIT: Comment Thread

GenePool Chlorinator
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Posted - 2009.08.13 07:05:00 - [89]
 

http://whorage.blogspot.com

About Piracy in WormHoles and the crazy things people will fly in there...

Navy Mega and Golem splashed in the last 2 days.

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.08.13 07:15:00 - [90]
 

Originally by: GenePool Chlorinator
http://whorage.blogspot.com

About Piracy in WormHoles and the crazy things people will fly in there...

Navy Mega and Golem splashed in the last 2 days.

Wait.. so you created a thread about this and got the URL wrong.. So then you posted this post in a different thread and got the URL correct.. Then you corrected the old one..

Do you even know what this thread is for?


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