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Adonirum
No Flippin' Clue
Posted - 2009.06.16 03:28:00 - [31]
 

Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
So without further waiting: The Denouement.


The Tale, sadly, seems to be coming to an end.

Or will it?

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.16 03:40:00 - [32]
 

Originally by: Adonirum
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
So without further waiting: The Denouement.


The Tale, sadly, seems to be coming to an end.

Or will it?

OMG NO NOT A TBC!!!

Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2009.06.16 19:31:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Adonirum
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
So without further waiting: The Denouement.


The Tale, sadly, seems to be coming to an end.

Or will it?

OMG NO NOT A TBC!!!


Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!

PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar
yo i'm posting
Posted - 2009.06.17 00:34:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
yo im postin


wryyyyyyyyyyyyyy

love the updates zed

Havohej
Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics
Posted - 2009.06.17 13:00:00 - [35]
 

Thread officially failed. Zymurgist's understanding of the C&P community fails even harder.

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.17 13:29:00 - [36]
 

Originally by: Havohej
Thread officially failed. Zymurgist's understanding of the C&P community fails even harder.

Am I the only one that misreads this guys name has handjob? I think I need to get out more...

Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
Posted - 2009.06.17 20:33:00 - [37]
 

This one time i was in a shuttle and i warped into rancer. And then I was in a station and my evemail thing was flashing.

Gregor Vernof
Steaming Hot Gallente Chicks Gone Wild
Posted - 2009.06.17 20:46:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Herty
This one time i was in a shuttle and i warped into rancer. And then I was in a station and my evemail thing was flashing.


Damn, same thing happened to me... er, no wait, wasn't in Rancer, and I wasn't in a shuttle... nevermind, my bad....

Now what were we talking about here?

Kadavreski
Freelance Economics Astrological resources
Posted - 2009.06.17 22:29:00 - [39]
 

In a game where you can grief people to the point of quitting and use the excuse 'but someone paid me!', set people back years of effort and crush everything they've ever amounted to in game for metal scraps and a cheap laugh, I'd imagine someone posting negative chatlogs is the least you've got to worry about. Neutral

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.18 00:07:00 - [40]
 

I liked that too! Especially the bit where they went boom.

Jesslyn Daggererux
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2009.06.18 02:36:00 - [41]
 

Edited by: Jesslyn Daggererux on 18/06/2009 02:36:32
ill give a real reply here, because i thought it was funny. we actually got a WT ceo to monologue. this ceo was part of a dominating corp. a corp of domination, one could say. spelled in lower case.

2008.12.31 01:14
Monolouger > im just letting u know
Monolouger > this is just the beginning
Monolouger > muhahahah
Monolouger > no one smack talks the red and survives
Monolouger > everyhour u are on
Monolouger > ill be watching u
Monolouger > im the shadow of ur ship
Monolouger > the fire from ur rocket
Monolouger > u cant escape
Monolouger > the reason i am paying my monthley dues is for u
Monolouger > to hunt u down
Monolouger > forever


Killsol was made because of my 'special' friend sol'kanar.

lol, e-honor
2009.01.16 16:21
As told, according to the code of honor and rules of engagement, i hereby inform you that allies of mine joined the battlefield, with my support.
to honor.
with kind regards,
icognito

2009.02.07 23:46
hey man whats up man? you had me a couple od days ago, i was alone and helpless but guess what u *****, you ll have to remeber my ****in name, (NAME DELETED), i ll ****in get u and sol ****in kanar. you ****in soab

that was a mail, not my own words.

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.18 03:18:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
There I was trying to find a target to pew before downtime. It was pretty quiet though and all I managed to find was an exequoror wreck to pillage. I looted a tech II cargohold OMG! I had a chat with a local pie and failed to scan down a noob velator. I didn't lose my ship. Awesome.

Awesome!

Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2009.06.18 06:40:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Havohej
Thread officially failed. Zymurgist's understanding of the C&P community fails even harder.

Am I the only one that misreads this guys name has handjob? I think I need to get out more...


maybe if you worked the handjobs out of your system.

...just not on me, you couldn't compete with my expertise /nohomo

Bootleg Greg
Minmatar
Death on Sight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
Posted - 2009.06.18 07:15:00 - [44]
 

Some quick luls.

|||||||||> take down that forum post
Bootleg Greg > Excuse me? lol
Bootleg Greg > What are you refferin' to?
||||||||| > colonel vega
||||||||| > tengu
||||||||| > take it down
Bootleg Greg > Yeah, it is going to be glorious.
Bootleg Greg > No, I think I am fine.
Bootleg Greg > Thanks though.
||||||||| > buddy if you dont want to ruin your eve career i really think you chould take it down
Bootleg Greg > Awwww, threats. Maybe if you would have come correct you would have gotten somewhere.
Bootleg Greg > Go try to ruin my career.... No one knows this character.
Bootleg Greg > "Eve Career" lol
||||||||| > colonel vega has lots and lots of friends you sir just screwed your eve career ill give you 48 hours to delete this post.
||||||||| > copied directly off forums
||||||||| > imma tell you
|||||||||> lots and lots of friend
Bootleg Greg > lol awwww
Bootleg Greg > You are so adorable.
Bootleg Greg > /slash: /pat pat
Bootleg Greg > run along now
Bootleg Greg > This made my day, I thank you for that.
||||||||| > so basicly my question for you is if we dec you will you dock?
Bootleg Greg > LOL
||||||||| > yet whats funny is the tengu has 20k shield you need 10-20bs to bust him before concord kills them al
Bootleg Greg > Awww kiddo, you have no idea what is going on.
Bootleg Greg > :-)

Ignition SemperFi
No Falcons Allowed
Posted - 2009.06.18 21:42:00 - [45]
 

random pilot name > so i heard CCP zymurgist is CCP mitnal reformed under a new name
random pilot name 2 > heard C&P is going down the crapper with the new zymurg in control
Ignition SemperFi > cool story bro


my pirate story

The Mover
Environment of Evolution
Posted - 2009.06.19 04:44:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
Now with 100% more allowed Chat logs!

This thread is the only place where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience.

I look forward to many good Yarrs!


Who posts thing on killmails from the webernet?

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.19 04:51:00 - [47]
 

Oh wow that guy got ****ed off! I hope you podded him.

Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2009.06.19 07:03:00 - [48]
 

Edited by: Awesome Possum on 20/06/2009 19:45:08
This chatlog goes with This Story

Nancy > what
Possum's Alt > u can hav ur tag bak, dint meen 2 tak it [AP: I typed this horribly on purpose ;)]
Nancy > ok well im about to get killed
Nancy > why
Nancy > why do u have too be pricks
Possum's Alt > don't shoot salvagers
Nancy > i didnt shoot him
Possum's Alt > obviously you did, or he wouldn't have been able to shoot you
Nancy > he didnt shoot me

[He then invites his corpmates in while I ignore this channel.]

Nancy > this is my people
Corpmate2 > have fun dying when i et ahold of u
Corpmate1 > seems you didn't eliminate the witness to back up drucore's story
Corpmate1 > i hope CCP bans your asses
Corpmate2 > what nothing to sY NOOB
CEO > he is afraid to fight\
Possum's Alt > lol
CEO > *****t
CEO > *****
CEO > *****
CEO > ****ing *****
Corpmate2 > HABLO ENGLISE
CEO > i hate pussies
Possum's Alt > so you're gay?
Possum's Alt > that's cool
CEO > fly safe *****
Possum's Alt > gay people have great fashion sense
Corpmate2 > yeah u want a big **** up your ass
CEO > make sure to stay out in empire
CEO > where you are safe
CEO > like a *****
Corpmate1 > pussies are fashion for gang ****s
Corpmate2 > i got the top
Corpmate1 > i'll take the back
Possum's Alt > guess what, i didn't start, nor end ****. your moron buddy over there shot at a salvager, salvager came back and beat his ass
CEO > just a noobie ***** i say
Possum's Alt > blame Nancy
Corpmate2 > blame u **** face
Nancy > didnt shoot him
Possum's Alt > you're crying at the wrong guy, go cry at the ninja that actually shot him
CEO > you tiefin mission like ***** that can't do his own
Possum's Alt > Nancy, how did he have shoot rights?
Possum's Alt > CEO, I have 10 standing with the agent here... come again?
Corpmate1 > yeah Possum's Alt you were red on my list so by all means i had shooting rights for you
CEO > 000000000000000000
Corpmate1 > you nijaed the can moron
Possum's Alt > uh yeah?
CEO > you have a 10 standing with one agent
Possum's Alt > i took a general tag, want a cookie?
CEO > stay our of my corp mission or i will war dec your ass and kill you everyday everwhere i find you
Possum's Alt > .... no? no cookie?
Corpmate1 > cookie **** i take all your stuff
Corpmate2 > ill take your virginaty *****
Corpmate1 > sounds like you're sooooo screwed
Corpmate2 > and your sisteras
Possum's Alt > CEO, let me get this straight.
Corpmate2 > neg
Possum's Alt > Your corpmate was a moron and shot at someone in SN. the ninja comes back and blows him up.
Corpmate2 > neg
CEO > STAY OUT OF OUR MISSIONS
Possum's Alt > and you're whining at me about it?
CEO > get that straight
CEO > ninja elsewhere
Possum's Alt > lol
Possum's Alt > is Pandora your sister?
CEO > last time
Possum's Alt > so, cupcakes, it was fun but i'm gonna go. if you're going to whine at me, at least wait until i blow up Nancy first.
Possum's Alt > tootles


edit: missed a couple of names

ALex Vega
Caldari
Nation of Muppets
Posted - 2009.06.19 11:39:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Tonight, we bring the denoument of the ThGuy/ThCEO story.

Full of thrills, chills, and fun.

But tonight, its in a different format. Since I've been having issues with cutting the posts up over multiple posts. I'm going to supply a link to my new Blog.

Hopefully it reads very well for all of you. It makes it much easier to post.

Note, for the forum mods: The post is properly edited and elided as if it were going to be posted right here.

So without further waiting: The Denouement.
Laughing

Wheres the fraps!
Or did your alt not make it

Nisstyree
Endstati0n
Ev0ke
Posted - 2009.06.19 13:10:00 - [50]
 

Edited by: Nisstyree on 19/06/2009 17:04:35
Edited by: Nisstyree on 19/06/2009 13:16:42
This chatlog is related to a violent mass-mining ops we had. The chatlog has been comment due to the fact that I simply copied it from our forums. Names of victims and randoms have been edited.

Local transcript of Macro Miner Gank :

XXX > o7 gore
Gore Axe > hello
YYY > warp to me when ready
XXX > not this again -.-
YYY > pay or die
YYY > 10

YYY > 3
ZZZ > pay a day old noob char and not a diplomat and no price?
Gore Axe > ice finally =)
YYY > 2
YYY > 1
ZZZ > unusually unprofessional
XXX > threatening me, who do you speak for?
XXX > gore its very rude to make it apparant whose enemy you want to be :P
Gore Axe > ?
XXX > you're erika -_-
Gore Axe > you I suppose, you're in a dominix, at a belt
XXX > guarding and scouting for my miners
XXX > ive been suicided a few times here, and i dont want it to happen again
Gore Axe > ah I understand
XXX > very skeptic about scouts and apparant signs of threats
Gore Axe > I understand that
Gore Axe > u mine ice a lot ?
Gore Axe > this doesn't look very profitable tbh slow
XXX > look at what im mining with
XXX > the group you're hiding in :P (edit 16 hulks)
5 seconds later....
Major Reach > BOOM *****ES
King Rothgar > **** yeah
Nisstyree > ALLAH AKBAR!!!
Major Reach > DURKA DURKA MOHAMMED JIHAD
Gore Axe > ALLAH AKHBAR !
XXX > interesting
Sebasv > LOL
QQQ > uh huh
QQQ > so much concord
XXX > so many wardecs
XXX > so many mercs to hire due to this..
XXX > ah well, all in good business
Major Reach > /emote takes a bow
XXX > anyone can suicide miners.
XXX > but to put sooo much pride into it,
Gore Axe > I'm starting sales on Hulks ... convo for good pricings
XXX > no desire gore, thanks for the offer. good luck with the wardecs :)
XXX > for the next 50 years xD
Gore Axe > promise ?
Taki Lorinthy > OMG.... Lol!
Glodde > lol
Glodde > so much concord
Glodde > hilarious
Gore Axe > omg now what ? what will become of fuelprice ? :''(
Gore Axe > ok I'm leaving now, just don't steal that ice I mined in this can
XXX > itl go up cus im stopping clelaring the competition
XXX > i was the only one payingto kill 30+ macks a day in amarr space.. you killed 16 hulks. not even 1/10th amarr ice economy
XXX > fool :P
XXX > anyways, guess ill be off, have fun with the mercenaries while im away o7
King Rothgar > have fun
King Rothgar > we sure did
XXX > you have no idea whats to come :)
Gore Axe > *sigh ... make it good ^^
King Rothgar > send me the waves of mercs, they drop good loot
King Rothgar > add to my bounty while your at it, add some incentive to kill me :)
XXX > nah id rather pay for grief than give tokens of bounties
XXX > how new to this game are you? xD
Gore Axe > bye now o/
XXX > dont worry, you'll see me again...
EVE System > Channel changed to Sayartchen Local Channel

The best part : He was sitting there in the Dominix and watched his entire fleet pop. Hope you guys enjoyed the read.

Edit Can't seem to be able to get rid of the italic... weird
Edit 2: fixed

Le Soltueur
Original Sin.
Posted - 2009.06.19 17:13:00 - [51]
 

Hey Possum - we're a bit busy right now, but as soon as contracts clear up, I'll be happy to provide education services to that happy little band of smacktards Twisted Evil

Hook up with me in game.
YARRRR!!

Moneyhungryhoe
Posted - 2009.06.20 08:40:00 - [52]
 

Originally by: Awesome Possum

Corpmate1 > yeah zed you were red on my list so by all means i had shooting rights for you



zed? Shocked

Venetian Tar
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.06.21 04:12:00 - [53]
 

Wow, the op's posts are worse than mine. (If that's even possible?) Smile

Lexa Hellfury
Immortal.
Posted - 2009.06.21 08:59:00 - [54]
 

This one time, I found a Tristan afk autopiloting throw Amamake.

Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
Posted - 2009.06.22 07:48:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
This one time, I found a Tristan afk autopiloting throw Amamake.

Some noobs just have way too much isk.

Hinkledolph
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.06.22 10:46:00 - [56]
 

Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Tonight, we bring the denoument of the ThGuy/ThCEO story.

Full of thrills, chills, and fun.

But tonight, its in a different format. Since I've been having issues with cutting the posts up over multiple posts. I'm going to supply a link to my new Blog.

Hopefully it reads very well for all of you. It makes it much easier to post.

Note, for the forum mods: The post is properly edited and elided as if it were going to be posted right here.

So without further waiting: The Denouement.


In the beginning it was fun story to read but now for some reason it's not anymore (very well written tho).

Skallebank
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.23 06:57:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Tonight, we bring the denoument of the ThGuy/ThCEO story.

Full of thrills, chills, and fun.

But tonight, its in a different format. Since I've been having issues with cutting the posts up over multiple posts. I'm going to supply a link to my new Blog.

Hopefully it reads very well for all of you. It makes it much easier to post.

Note, for the forum mods: The post is properly edited and elided as if it were going to be posted right here.

So without further waiting: The Denouement.


ok I hate to say it , but that story bored me to tears

Skallebank
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.23 07:10:00 - [58]
 

Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
This one time, I found a Tristan afk autopiloting throw Amamake.


lol

kEwL dOOd
Posted - 2009.06.24 02:28:00 - [59]
 

As interesting as this was in the beginning, and as much as I liked to see how dumb ThGuy and TheCEO were (and probably still are), I'm concluding that you, Zed, are a total AS$HAT, and I truely hope to see you in a quiet part of lowsec someday.

You took this way too far, and tbh you should be ashamed of yourself.

Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
Posted - 2009.06.24 06:46:00 - [60]
 

This was epic. Really it was.

Herty > give me 500billion now
----- > but herty your way too good
Herty > i know i am but i want your isk
----- > but you pwnzor me
Herty > 500bill you have 5 seconds left
Herty > 5
Herty > 4
Herty > 3
Herty > 2
Herty > 1
----- > NOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aren't I pro i completely destroyed this guy.


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