Posted - 2009.06.16 03:40:00 - [32]

 

Originally by: Adonirum

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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne

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So without further waiting: The Denouement.

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The Tale, sadly, seems to be coming to an end.

Or will it?

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OMG NO NOT A TBC!!!

Posted - 2009.06.17 00:34:00 - [34]

 

Originally by: Lana Torrin

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yo im postin

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wryyyyyyyyyyyyyy

love the updates zed

Posted - 2009.06.17 13:29:00 - [36]

 

Originally by: Havohej

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Thread officially failed. Zymurgist's understanding of the C&P community fails even harder.

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Am I the only one that misreads this guys name has handjob? I think I need to get out more...

Posted - 2009.06.17 20:46:00 - [38]

 

Originally by: Herty

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This one time i was in a shuttle and i warped into rancer. And then I was in a station and my evemail thing was flashing.

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Damn, same thing happened to me... er, no wait, wasn't in Rancer, and I wasn't in a shuttle... nevermind, my bad....

Now what were we talking about here?

Posted - 2009.06.18 00:07:00 - [40]

 

I liked that too! Especially the bit where they went boom.

Posted - 2009.06.18 03:18:00 - [42]

 

Originally by: Lady Spank

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There I was trying to find a target to pew before downtime. It was pretty quiet though and all I managed to find was an exequoror wreck to pillage. I looted a tech II cargohold OMG! I had a chat with a local pie and failed to scan down a noob velator. I didn't lose my ship. Awesome.

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Awesome!

Posted - 2009.06.18 07:15:00 - [44]

 

Some quick luls.

|||||||||> take down that forum post
Bootleg Greg > Excuse me? lol
Bootleg Greg > What are you refferin' to?
||||||||| > colonel vega
||||||||| > tengu
||||||||| > take it down
Bootleg Greg > Yeah, it is going to be glorious.
Bootleg Greg > No, I think I am fine.
Bootleg Greg > Thanks though.
||||||||| > buddy if you dont want to ruin your eve career i really think you chould take it down
Bootleg Greg > Awwww, threats. Maybe if you would have come correct you would have gotten somewhere.
Bootleg Greg > Go try to ruin my career.... No one knows this character.
Bootleg Greg > "Eve Career" lol
||||||||| > colonel vega has lots and lots of friends you sir just screwed your eve career ill give you 48 hours to delete this post.
||||||||| > copied directly off forums
||||||||| > imma tell you
|||||||||> lots and lots of friend
Bootleg Greg > lol awwww
Bootleg Greg > You are so adorable.
Bootleg Greg > /slash: /pat pat
Bootleg Greg > run along now
Bootleg Greg > This made my day, I thank you for that.
||||||||| > so basicly my question for you is if we dec you will you dock?
Bootleg Greg > LOL
||||||||| > yet whats funny is the tengu has 20k shield you need 10-20bs to bust him before concord kills them al
Bootleg Greg > Awww kiddo, you have no idea what is going on.
Bootleg Greg > :-)

Posted - 2009.06.19 04:44:00 - [46]

 

Originally by: CCP Zymurgist

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Now with 100% more allowed Chat logs!

This thread is the only place where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience.

I look forward to many good Yarrs!

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Who posts thing on killmails from the webernet?

Posted - 2009.06.19 07:03:00 - [48]

 

Edited by: Awesome Possum on 20/06/2009 19:45:08
This chatlog goes with This Story

Nancy > what
Possum's Alt > u can hav ur tag bak, dint meen 2 tak it [AP: I typed this horribly on purpose ;)]
Nancy > ok well im about to get killed
Nancy > why
Nancy > why do u have too be pricks
Possum's Alt > don't shoot salvagers
Nancy > i didnt shoot him
Possum's Alt > obviously you did, or he wouldn't have been able to shoot you
Nancy > he didnt shoot me

[He then invites his corpmates in while I ignore this channel.]

Nancy > this is my people
Corpmate2 > have fun dying when i et ahold of u
Corpmate1 > seems you didn't eliminate the witness to back up drucore's story
Corpmate1 > i hope CCP bans your asses
Corpmate2 > what nothing to sY NOOB
CEO > he is afraid to fight\
Possum's Alt > lol
CEO > *****t
CEO > *****
CEO > *****
CEO > ****ing *****
Corpmate2 > HABLO ENGLISE
CEO > i hate pussies
Possum's Alt > so you're gay?
Possum's Alt > that's cool
CEO > fly safe *****
Possum's Alt > gay people have great fashion sense
Corpmate2 > yeah u want a big **** up your ass
CEO > make sure to stay out in empire
CEO > where you are safe
CEO > like a *****
Corpmate1 > pussies are fashion for gang ****s
Corpmate2 > i got the top
Corpmate1 > i'll take the back
Possum's Alt > guess what, i didn't start, nor end ****. your moron buddy over there shot at a salvager, salvager came back and beat his ass
CEO > just a noobie ***** i say
Possum's Alt > blame Nancy
Corpmate2 > blame u **** face
Nancy > didnt shoot him
Possum's Alt > you're crying at the wrong guy, go cry at the ninja that actually shot him
CEO > you tiefin mission like ***** that can't do his own
Possum's Alt > Nancy, how did he have shoot rights?
Possum's Alt > CEO, I have 10 standing with the agent here... come again?
Corpmate1 > yeah Possum's Alt you were red on my list so by all means i had shooting rights for you
CEO > 000000000000000000
Corpmate1 > you nijaed the can moron
Possum's Alt > uh yeah?
CEO > you have a 10 standing with one agent
Possum's Alt > i took a general tag, want a cookie?
CEO > stay our of my corp mission or i will war dec your ass and kill you everyday everwhere i find you
Possum's Alt > .... no? no cookie?
Corpmate1 > cookie **** i take all your stuff
Corpmate2 > ill take your virginaty *****
Corpmate1 > sounds like you're sooooo screwed
Corpmate2 > and your sisteras
Possum's Alt > CEO, let me get this straight.
Corpmate2 > neg
Possum's Alt > Your corpmate was a moron and shot at someone in SN. the ninja comes back and blows him up.
Corpmate2 > neg
CEO > STAY OUT OF OUR MISSIONS
Possum's Alt > and you're whining at me about it?
CEO > get that straight
CEO > ninja elsewhere
Possum's Alt > lol
Possum's Alt > is Pandora your sister?
CEO > last time
Possum's Alt > so, cupcakes, it was fun but i'm gonna go. if you're going to whine at me, at least wait until i blow up Nancy first.
Possum's Alt > tootles


edit: missed a couple of names

Posted - 2009.06.19 13:10:00 - [50]

 

Edited by: Nisstyree on 19/06/2009 17:04:35
Edited by: Nisstyree on 19/06/2009 13:16:42
This chatlog is related to a violent mass-mining ops we had. The chatlog has been comment due to the fact that I simply copied it from our forums. Names of victims and randoms have been edited.

Local transcript of Macro Miner Gank :

XXX > o7 gore
Gore Axe > hello
YYY > warp to me when ready
XXX > not this again -.-
YYY > pay or die
YYY > 10

YYY > 3
ZZZ > pay a day old noob char and not a diplomat and no price?
Gore Axe > ice finally =)
YYY > 2
YYY > 1
ZZZ > unusually unprofessional
XXX > threatening me, who do you speak for?
XXX > gore its very rude to make it apparant whose enemy you want to be :P
Gore Axe > ?
XXX > you're erika -_-
Gore Axe > you I suppose, you're in a dominix, at a belt
XXX > guarding and scouting for my miners
XXX > ive been suicided a few times here, and i dont want it to happen again
Gore Axe > ah I understand
XXX > very skeptic about scouts and apparant signs of threats
Gore Axe > I understand that
Gore Axe > u mine ice a lot ?
Gore Axe > this doesn't look very profitable tbh slow
XXX > look at what im mining with
XXX > the group you're hiding in :P (edit 16 hulks)
5 seconds later....
Major Reach > BOOM *****ES
King Rothgar > **** yeah
Nisstyree > ALLAH AKBAR!!!
Major Reach > DURKA DURKA MOHAMMED JIHAD
Gore Axe > ALLAH AKHBAR !
XXX > interesting
Sebasv > LOL
QQQ > uh huh
QQQ > so much concord
XXX > so many wardecs
XXX > so many mercs to hire due to this..
XXX > ah well, all in good business
Major Reach > /emote takes a bow
XXX > anyone can suicide miners.
XXX > but to put sooo much pride into it,
Gore Axe > I'm starting sales on Hulks ... convo for good pricings
XXX > no desire gore, thanks for the offer. good luck with the wardecs :)
XXX > for the next 50 years xD
Gore Axe > promise ?
Taki Lorinthy > OMG.... Lol!
Glodde > lol
Glodde > so much concord
Glodde > hilarious
Gore Axe > omg now what ? what will become of fuelprice ? :''(
Gore Axe > ok I'm leaving now, just don't steal that ice I mined in this can
XXX > itl go up cus im stopping clelaring the competition
XXX > i was the only one payingto kill 30+ macks a day in amarr space.. you killed 16 hulks. not even 1/10th amarr ice economy
XXX > fool :P
XXX > anyways, guess ill be off, have fun with the mercenaries while im away o7
King Rothgar > have fun
King Rothgar > we sure did
XXX > you have no idea whats to come :)
Gore Axe > *sigh ... make it good ^^
King Rothgar > send me the waves of mercs, they drop good loot
King Rothgar > add to my bounty while your at it, add some incentive to kill me :)
XXX > nah id rather pay for grief than give tokens of bounties
XXX > how new to this game are you? xD
Gore Axe > bye now o/
XXX > dont worry, you'll see me again...
EVE System > Channel changed to Sayartchen Local Channel

The best part : He was sitting there in the Dominix and watched his entire fleet pop. Hope you guys enjoyed the read.

Edit Can't seem to be able to get rid of the italic... weird
Edit 2: fixed

Posted - 2009.06.20 08:40:00 - [52]

 

Originally by: Awesome Possum

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Corpmate1 > yeah zed you were red on my list so by all means i had shooting rights for you

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zed?

Posted - 2009.06.21 08:59:00 - [54]

 

This one time, I found a Tristan afk autopiloting throw Amamake.

Posted - 2009.06.22 10:46:00 - [56]

 

Originally by: Zedrik Cayne

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Tonight, we bring the denoument of the ThGuy/ThCEO story.

Full of thrills, chills, and fun.

But tonight, its in a different format. Since I've been having issues with cutting the posts up over multiple posts. I'm going to supply a link to my new Blog.

Hopefully it reads very well for all of you. It makes it much easier to post.

Note, for the forum mods: The post is properly edited and elided as if it were going to be posted right here.

So without further waiting: The Denouement.

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In the beginning it was fun story to read but now for some reason it's not anymore (very well written tho).

Posted - 2009.06.23 07:10:00 - [58]

 

Originally by: Lexa Hellfury

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This one time, I found a Tristan afk autopiloting throw Amamake.

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lol

Posted - 2009.06.24 06:46:00 - [60]

 

This was epic. Really it was.

Herty > give me 500billion now
----- > but herty your way too good
Herty > i know i am but i want your isk
----- > but you pwnzor me
Herty > 500bill you have 5 seconds left
Herty > 5
Herty > 4
Herty > 3
Herty > 2
Herty > 1
----- > NOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aren't I pro i completely destroyed this guy.