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CCP Zymurgist


Gallente
C C P
Posted - 2009.06.11 16:06:00 - [1]
 

Now with 100% more allowed Chat logs!

This thread is the only place where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience.

I look forward to many good Yarrs!

sitar seaton
Posted - 2009.06.11 16:27:00 - [2]
 

My way or the highway!!!

Tildes own
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.06.11 16:34:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Tildes own on 11/06/2009 16:34:14
having a specific thread seems pretty stupid to be honest
what if two people post two stories at once? where will the discussion go?

edit; are we just supposed to post a post with chatlog here and then link to it from a different thread? seems like a waste of time.

Mag's
the united
Negative Ten.
Posted - 2009.06.11 17:13:00 - [4]
 

wow, awesome thread you have here.

Sun Clausewitz
Posted - 2009.06.11 17:19:00 - [5]
 

Z's is better

Sir Muffoon
Debitum Naturae
Posted - 2009.06.11 17:33:00 - [6]
 

Hey, i'm in a pirate thread,
Cool

im inur
Posted - 2009.06.11 18:07:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: im inur on 11/06/2009 18:07:38
fail thread is fail :O i dont understand the idea behinde this thread having a chat log with names omited cant be seriously classed as agaisnt the rules can it i mean who knows who is being talked about unless the person in question posts ergo basicly giving permission for the chat logs

edit wrong toon :<

Gregor Vernof
Steaming Hot Gallente Chicks Gone Wild
Posted - 2009.06.11 18:26:00 - [8]
 

Ok, so post edited chat logs here, and only here, and then link to a open discussion someplace else? What if you need to add more edited chat logs later... back here on another page with links to the first post and the discussion post? Or are we not allowed to have a discussion post? What if the victims, er I mean other participants in the chat log out them selves, are we still required to edit their name out of the chat log? What happens if your discussion becomes a flame fest because the target of that discussion makes a fool of themselves and starts having a discussion between themselves and their alts? Are we allowed to point out that they are a fool, or would that be slander and flaming, but would it be ok to just say they were acting foolish, but not actually calling them a fool? If someone tries to troll you discussion in order to get it locked, but is in no other way adding to the discussion, should their posts be deleted, or the thread locked? Obviously moderation shouldn't be opening discussed or questioned (something I am guilty of, guess I should apologize), but can we at least refer to reason why a thread is locked, or deleted, without actually making a comment or statement as to the moderation merit? Guess I should re-read C&P's forum rules again and see if maybe it's all explained there.

Oh, and just as a after thought... never let a good story die, check out the links below:

Sun Clausewitz
Posted - 2009.06.11 19:38:00 - [9]
 

I love the story... moar moar

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2009.06.12 10:03:00 - [10]
 

so liek there I Was, and then I said

[10:02:59] Chainsaw Plankton > Yarrrr

YARRRR!!

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.06.12 11:34:00 - [11]
 

There I was trying to find a target to pew before downtime. It was pretty quiet though and all I managed to find was an exequoror wreck to pillage. I looted a tech II cargohold OMG! I had a chat with a local pie and failed to scan down a noob velator. I didn't lose my ship. Awesome.

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2009.06.12 13:07:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 12/06/2009 14:08:55
Ladies and gentlemen...here we have a tale of redemption for a particular alliance...who once harbored the now infamous 'CEO' (Who, incidentally I should be able to start shooting at in about fourteen hours)

I have received this mail, and hereby accept MrBig's apology.

Quote:

2009.06.11 19:08
We have removed <CEO's Corp>, and his Sister corp. I want to Appolagize for my Ignorance, I actually got off my ass and read your post on the forums and realized i had missed an important point. I had been told that he was mining in a system when his can was pirated, and that resulted in Smack talk. I totally mised the fact that HE had been the one who was sitting in Jita, and was trying to trick people into "Free Stuff il shoot you trick". I do want to thank you, we are a PvP Alliance and all the wars showed us who was really Loyal during ops. I have no hard feelings and actually had a good time. If you wish to continue your wars we will fight, but your true enemy is on his own and set red to us. I have to work next couple days, but if you want to discuss anything just convo me when im on.

Good Luck From

MrBig's Corp

MrBig



Now...I just have one question...'sister corp'? Okay...sounds like another wartarget to me.

EDIT: Current discussion thread is here.

Cinne
Posted - 2009.06.12 13:33:00 - [13]
 

Luker, first time poster. I have been watching this from the start and wow... All I can say is wow.... If my main didn't have a home... I would love to play.

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2009.06.13 19:45:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 15/06/2009 20:44:00
Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 15/06/2009 20:42:33
Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 13/06/2009 20:29:26
Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 13/06/2009 20:03:48
Welcome back dear readers. Today, we continue our story of CEO.

A CEO who, because of various mistakes, incorrect decisions, and in general

It's the continuing saga, as a reminder and handy reference for you all..

Parts 1&2
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1084534
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1094212

And a link to the discussion thread:
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1093895

Today, he tried to join an alliance. Who promptly booted him out. Apparently someone actually checked the forums after accepting him and wondering what the new war was about. (Yes, I think the head of the alliance that I'm in has renewed the declaration vs CEO's corporation.)

CEO > hey :)
CEO > You going to wardec my corp again?
Me > Check your mail

At this point..I go afk to deal with Baby Aggro. (They pick the worst times occasionally) So for about five minutes, CEO chats with himself.

CEO > I think im a go join an NPC corp and mine for a bit. As fun as this has been Im a bit tired and have things to do. I'll be putting an Alt in Charge of <corp ticker elided> so have fun with that :)
CEO > I did I dont have anything
CEO > In my mail anyway.
CEO > But it wont matter in about 10 minuets and I'll be back mining to my hearts content. And makieng ISK. So its all good.
CEO > you loose Zedrik :D
CEO > Actualy.. I may have to wait 24 hours... :(\
CEO > Oh well.
CEO > but you should be proud you have managed to get us kicked out of 2 allainces
CEO > Not a small Feat I might add.
CEO > But it did take 2 Allainces and 1 Corp of Merceneries to do it.
CEO > So the credit doesnt go to you unfortuanantly
CEO > By yourself, your nothing and got owned. :)
CEO > Anyway, have fun wardecing <corp ticker elided>. Im a go run some missions and then mine some
CEO > Got to finish building my Dreadnaught as well.
Me > You know what.. I don't think I lost at all. In fact, its been pretty epic.
Me > But, I must be off to work. Have a good day.

And what will happen to our ill-fated CEO next? Stay tuned.

EDIT: Hot off the press! CEO is indeed not the CEO of his corporation is...one of his alts is.. Its ThGuy! Yes, the guy who started this whole thing off...which means anyone who guessed that CEO and ThGuy were the same person get a cookie. And that also means that in all those conversations I was having in three ways with ThGuy and CEO...well..I'll let you all draw your own conclusions.

EDIT#2: I appreciate that its funny, but please discuss this in the discussion thread..lets keep the pirate stories thread nice and clean for the pirate stories :)

EDIT#3: Links to deleted threads removed.

Alxea
Posted - 2009.06.13 20:26:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 13/06/2009 20:03:48
Welcome back dear readers. Today, we continue our story of CEO.

A CEO who, because of various mistakes, incorrect decisions, and in general

It's the continuing saga, as a reminder and handy reference for you all..

Parts 1&2
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1084534
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1094212

And a link to the discussion thread:
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1093895

Today, he tried to join an alliance. Who promptly booted him out. Apparently someone actually checked the forums after accepting him and wondering what the new war was about. (Yes, I think the head of the alliance that I'm in has renewed the declaration vs CEO's corporation.)

CEO > hey :)
CEO > You going to wardec my corp again?
Me > Check your mail

At this point..I go afk to deal with Baby Aggro. (They pick the worst times occasionally) So for about five minutes, CEO chats with himself.

CEO > I think im a go join an NPC corp and mine for a bit. As fun as this has been Im a bit tired and have things to do. I'll be putting an Alt in Charge of <corp ticker elided> so have fun with that :)
CEO > I did I dont have anything
CEO > In my mail anyway.
CEO > But it wont matter in about 10 minuets and I'll be back mining to my hearts content. And makieng ISK. So its all good.
CEO > you loose Zedrik :D
CEO > Actualy.. I may have to wait 24 hours... :(\
CEO > Oh well.
CEO > but you should be proud you have managed to get us kicked out of 2 allainces
CEO > Not a small Feat I might add.
CEO > But it did take 2 Allainces and 1 Corp of Merceneries to do it.
CEO > So the credit doesnt go to you unfortuanantly
CEO > By yourself, your nothing and got owned. :)
CEO > Anyway, have fun wardecing <corp ticker elided>. Im a go run some missions and then mine some
CEO > Got to finish building my Dreadnaught as well.
Me > You know what.. I don't think I lost at all. In fact, its been pretty epic.
Me > But, I must be off to work. Have a good day.

And what will happen to our ill-fated CEO next? Stay tuned.

EDIT: Hot off the press! CEO is indeed not the CEO of his corporation is...one of his alts is.. Its ThGuy! Yes, the guy who started this whole thing off...which means anyone who guessed that CEO and ThGuy were the same person get a cookie. And that also means that in all those conversations I was having in three ways with ThGuy and CEO...well..I'll let you all draw your own conclusions.


LOLZ

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2009.06.13 20:55:00 - [16]
 

Solty, for those of you who have been following my latest set of tales, is the head of the alliance I've joined as a cost saving measure (why pay for two wars when you only have to pay for one)

So, the head of the alliance wanted to have a chat with Solty: (Heavily edited for content, there was a lot of stuff there)

SmartAllianceGuy > Ah there you are
SmartAllianceGuy > Greetings
SmartAllianceGuy > 07
Solty > hi
Solty > what can I do for ya
SmartAllianceGuy > I was just curious and a bit confused as to why and how we became at war?
Solty > we had dec'd <corp ticker elided>
Solty > they joined your alliance
<snip>
SmartAllianceGuy > Oh wow I see.
SmartAllianceGuy > He didn't tell me anything about any wars.
SmartAllianceGuy > .Yeah dude we seriously didn't mean to get involved in this
SmartAllianceGuy > Whatever feud you guys have, ya'll can have it lol
SmartAllianceGuy > I think he said something about being in amarr space.
SmartAllianceGuy > I hope we're not to truly be considered WT's ?
SmartAllianceGuy > :)
<snip>
SmartAllianceGuy > Well I hope you don't consider this persononally against us
SmartAllianceGuy > We have no quarrel with you
Solty > It's never personal, SmartAllianceGuy.
Solty > Only business.
<snip>
SmartAllianceGuy > Sorry for the inconvenience and apprehensivenenss of the matter

Nice, polite, to the point, the only mistake is in not doing research into folks joining the alliance.

Remember folks...the IEEE always recommends doing research into people you deal with and invite into your corporations and alliances. A modicum of forum searching can do wonders. Those tips and more are available for reasonable fees from most any IEEE agent.

Absalom Marathon
Negatum Influensi
Posted - 2009.06.14 12:11:00 - [17]
 

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
Posted - 2009.06.14 19:34:00 - [18]
 

I liked the thread about popping hulks better.

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2009.06.15 04:49:00 - [19]
 

Let's see if Lana or Nexus is more alert.

Not much piracy stories here today. I shot a War Target in 1.0, what I didn't know was that R.E.P.O. was fighting the same guys. So, they kinda zerged the guy, when I was slacking off to wait for my pal to arrive..

..but I did manage to pick what I wanted from the loot. YARRRR!!

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2009.06.15 04:55:00 - [20]
 

Hah. That's +1 story for me. "Once upon a time.. I set up this snipe, and Lana took it!".

Now I'll hit the sack. Potato sack.

I like the smell of dirt in the morning. You know, one time we had a sack broken, for twelve hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find on of 'em, not one stinkin' potato. The smell, you know that dirt smell, the whole room. Smelled like.. *sniffs air*.. potato sack. Someday this war's gonna end.

K1RTH G3RS3N
Haunted House
Posted - 2009.06.15 08:15:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Misanth
Hah. That's +1 story for me. "Once upon a time.. I set up this snipe, and Lana took it!".

Now I'll hit the sack. Potato sack.

I like the smell of dirt in the morning. You know, one time we had a sack broken, for twelve hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find on of 'em, not one stinkin' potato. The smell, you know that dirt smell, the whole room. Smelled like.. *sniffs air*.. potato sack. Someday this war's gonna end.


im really confused now

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.15 08:17:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: K1RTH G3RS3N


im really confused now


Its code.. Replace the word 'potato' with the word 'ball'...

CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
Posted - 2009.06.15 10:01:00 - [23]
 

This thread is also lacking rather alot of pink

ViRUS Pottage
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2009.06.15 11:27:00 - [24]
 

I once flew to a belt and seen a neutral.

I locked the neutral and attacked him.

The neutral died.

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.15 11:31:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: ViRUS Pottage
I once flew to a belt and seen a neutral.

I locked the neutral and attacked him.

The neutral died.

I once did the same in highsec... We both died....

ViRUS Pottage
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2009.06.15 12:56:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: ViRUS Pottage
I once flew to a belt and seen a neutral.

I locked the neutral and attacked him.

The neutral died.

I once did the same in highsec... We both died....


shi-

Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2009.06.15 17:35:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Misanth
I like the smell of dirt in the morning. You know, one time we had a sack broken, for twelve hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find on of 'em, not one stinkin' potato. The smell, you know that dirt smell, the whole room. Smelled like.. *sniffs air*.. potato sack. Someday this war's gonna end.


Great movie, good reference.

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2009.06.15 23:03:00 - [28]
 

Tonight, we bring the denoument of the ThGuy/ThCEO story.

Full of thrills, chills, and fun.

But tonight, its in a different format. Since I've been having issues with cutting the posts up over multiple posts. I'm going to supply a link to my new Blog.

Hopefully it reads very well for all of you. It makes it much easier to post.

Note, for the forum mods: The post is properly edited and elided as if it were going to be posted right here.

So without further waiting: The Denouement.

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2009.06.16 00:01:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Awesome Possum
Originally by: Misanth
I like the smell of dirt in the morning. You know, one time we had a sack broken, for twelve hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find on of 'em, not one stinkin' potato. The smell, you know that dirt smell, the whole room. Smelled like.. *sniffs air*.. potato sack. Someday this war's gonna end.


Great movie, good reference.


Thanks, was almost scared I'd have to explain it for the uneducated kids up there. Wink

Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2009.06.16 01:24:00 - [30]
 

I wish I could find a good copy of Redux to download...er... legally.. after purchasing it, of course.


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