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Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari
Rancer Defence League
Posted - 2009.05.29 13:34:00 - [31]
 

well guys the site doesnt just have to be about the quest to dock in someone elses station or grinding the standing needed to do that, it could just be for friends too! Very Happy

like if i put in that my interests include 'defending rancer' then it could match me up with a friend who also likes defending rancer. doesnt have to be about hanky panky at all lol


Nooma K'Larr
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.05.29 14:46:00 - [32]
 

Originally by: Lui Kai
Something similar has been tried. It was no less stupid than this suggestion.


After looking at some of those pics, this idea got very scary all of a sudden.Shocked

Prodigiosus Proditio
Posted - 2009.05.29 15:17:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
hi guys cat here :)

i was wondering earlier what would be a good way for capsuleers to get to meet each other and i thought of a dating kinda site!

what my plan would involve is pilots putting in various information such as their age and some of their best skills. you would be able to put down your interests like mining, ganking or defending rancer for example. also a nice picture of your character!

my advanced software would then use algorithms to match people up together! then people could meet up and see if they like each other

i would suggest maybe a mission or mining a bit would be a good first date


so what do you think of my plan?

cat
x


you not getting enough attention by pretending to be a young girl on the forums anymore, and need to step up your act a bit more?

so lame.

Alex Raptos
Caldari
Phoenix Rising.
Posted - 2009.05.29 15:41:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: OffBeaT
Edited by: OffBeaT on 29/05/2009 13:37:05
there is most likely only 1 lady to every 20 guys in eve so it's a tuff go to play on a date eve site. Neutral




Yeah. 5% of the player base is female.

Drunk Driver
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.05.29 15:42:00 - [35]
 



Laughing




Beovylf
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.05.29 16:03:00 - [36]
 

Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
...it could just be for friends too! Very Happy




Wait... what?

Also, no...

THE L0CK
Posted - 2009.05.29 16:12:00 - [37]
 

Friends with benefits program!? sign me up

Hacra
Minmatar
Cosmodynamics
Posted - 2009.05.29 16:40:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
hi guys cat here :)

i was wondering earlier what would be a good way for capsuleers to get to meet each other and i thought of a dating kinda site!

what my plan would involve is pilots putting in various information such as their age and some of their best skills. you would be able to put down your interests like mining, ganking or defending rancer for example. also a nice picture of your character!

my advanced software would then use algorithms to match people up together! then people could meet up and see if they like each other

i would suggest maybe a mission or mining a bit would be a good first date


so what do you think of my plan?

cat
x


I think i will approve this, this will be endless source of comedy.

Beovylf
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.05.29 16:56:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: Hacra
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
hi guys cat here :)

i was wondering earlier what would be a good way for capsuleers to get to meet each other and i thought of a dating kinda site!

what my plan would involve is pilots putting in various information such as their age and some of their best skills. you would be able to put down your interests like mining, ganking or defending rancer for example. also a nice picture of your character!

my advanced software would then use algorithms to match people up together! then people could meet up and see if they like each other

i would suggest maybe a mission or mining a bit would be a good first date


so what do you think of my plan?

cat
x


I think i will approve this, this will be endless source of comedy.



I can just see it now... a romantic dinner, followed by an evening walking along the lakefront... quietly holding hands and talking, no... sharing our emotions and most intimate secrets. Just opening up and really exposing ourselves, allowing each other to feel vulnerable. Going back to her place for that last bottle of wine, giving her a massage as she gently falls asleep in my arms...

Then logging onto her account and transferring that carrier I really wanted over to myself via contract along with all her items and isk.

Victory is mine!

Overseer Aliena
Caldari
Posted - 2009.05.29 17:17:00 - [40]
 

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN

Jenny Twotone
The Reformed
Posted - 2009.05.29 17:20:00 - [41]
 

My mind recoils in horror at the vast panoply of graphic images that just played across my mind's eye.


JitaBum
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2009.05.29 17:27:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: Overseer Aliena
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN

PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET

Originally by: Jenny Twotone
panoply

Did anyone else have to look that fancy word up

Armoured C
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2009.05.29 17:34:00 - [43]
 

on this momentous occasion i would like to say i will run for CSM next year =)

Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2009.05.29 18:01:00 - [44]
 

I'm Brian Peppers and I approve of this program.

Detritus Thermopyle
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.05.29 18:11:00 - [45]
 

You could even call it, say ..., hmmmm ..., Eve-Harmony.com Wink

NeoNeTiC
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.05.29 18:18:00 - [46]
 

Now, now. Be nice to the kitty. It needs hugs at times or will stop posting and that's when you have to troll "serious" threads like these "NERF XY" ones. I for one find that rather boring.


Whilst I seem to grasp the roleplaying aspect behind Cat o'Ninetails it also strikes me as odd that it's centered so much around "out of game" stuff/talk. A "dating"/"let's do something together" channel in game with roleplaying aspects certainly sounds fun when you have the right bunch of wicked people in it but a website just feels so much "OOC" and hence all the flaming.


The concept of hooking up IRL after spending sucessful months/years in a roleplaying relationship online is not unknown (even though it may not be everyone's approach to patner selection). Heck, people even have a online life separated from their real one these days and aim to be sucessful in either to compensate for the other. It's an exception though and not even in the spirit of roleplaying because you close the gap between acting out a fictional personality and your real one. (Just had to think of Frankinator, dunno why Embarassed).

And there's that pleasurehub.com thingy from back in the days where you could buy pictures for ISKies to find stuff centered around, well, the thing you'd look for in a pleasurehub in the first place.
And that certain corp that sadly closed down and was all about borrowing Minmatar slave girls for a moderate sum per minute to enrich your lonely capsuleer life (they were actually pretty good, too).

It never seemed unusual to me from a roleplaying perspective that capsuleers are such horny bastards, being stuck in a pod that holds you in "a state of what is essentially suspended animation" (read the background story/info on capsules and make sure to click the little arrow to continue to the next page). I for one would try to compensate for the lack of physical things in my pod-life by raging through pleasure hubs of New Eden.


I don't see a need (or the user base) for an EVE dating site. Everything more gameplay related is covered by forums/chat/vent anyways - just ask in local if someone's up for mining/missioning/getting ganked/cybering - but I wholeheartedly support the idea of finding Cat someone to defend Rancer with. Maybe someone cuddly who likes tails. A lot of tails.

Just my 2 ISK and 50 whateverlittleISKarecalled.

Atnal
Whats Wrong With This
Posted - 2009.05.29 18:39:00 - [47]
 

mmorpg stand for again?

Essence Praetor
PWN3
Posted - 2009.05.29 18:44:00 - [48]
 

Shocked

Beovylf
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.05.29 19:01:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: NeoNeTiC
just ask in local if someone's up for mining/missioning/getting ganked/cybering


I am going to start using the term "getting ganked."

Although I will be the "ganker" and not the "gankee."

Frances Ducoir
Gallente
Koshaku
Dark Syndicate.
Posted - 2009.05.29 19:11:00 - [50]
 

Edited by: Frances Ducoir on 29/05/2009 19:11:06
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
hi guys cat here :)

i was wondering earlier what would be a good way for capsuleers to get to meet each other ...

cat
x


shoot enemy into pod
self destruct your ship
set collision course for both pods
done


Yblarbo Janks
Caldari
Veto.
Posted - 2009.05.29 19:13:00 - [51]
 

Janks loves any idea that means meet ladies. Is it possible you can make it so it's like the blind dating format so by the time the ladies find out more about Janks they are too committed into the contractual date and can't run away ?

FOl2TY8
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.05.29 19:20:00 - [52]
 

If you want to get laid craigslist is the way to go. Plenty of guys on there that would oblige you. You may even find one that showers regularly.

Troye
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2009.05.29 20:46:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
hi guys cat here :)




hi Cat :)

Research Shizzle
Posted - 2009.05.30 06:56:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: Lui Kai
Something similar has been tried. It was no less stupid than this suggestion.


oh.my.gawd Shocked.......LOL

Terramir
Perkone
Posted - 2009.05.30 07:02:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: Chribba
The word GIRL springs to mind, and ruins the whole date.



:( damn im so jaded

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2009.05.30 07:07:00 - [56]
 

Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 30/05/2009 07:12:32

I want to get e-hooked up with someone by a machine programmed by Cat. How could it not be a tragicomic experience others would be remembering with both amazement and disgust for years to come?
I've always wanted to be in a suicide pact but as you might imagine this is hard to arrange. Please take this into account when you input my data in your diabolic program.

THE L0CK
Posted - 2009.05.30 07:14:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: Research Shizzle
Originally by: Lui Kai
Something similar has been tried. It was no less stupid than this suggestion.


oh.my.gawd Shocked.......LOL


The pictures change on that sight every now n then but when I checked just now I saw one chick on there and she seriously looked like she was 12.

Nooma K'Larr
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.05.30 08:24:00 - [58]
 

Originally by: Beovylf
Originally by: Hacra
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
hi guys cat here :)

i was wondering earlier what would be a good way for capsuleers to get to meet each other and i thought of a dating kinda site!

what my plan would involve is pilots putting in various information such as their age and some of their best skills. you would be able to put down your interests like mining, ganking or defending rancer for example. also a nice picture of your character!

my advanced software would then use algorithms to match people up together! then people could meet up and see if they like each other

i would suggest maybe a mission or mining a bit would be a good first date


so what do you think of my plan?

cat
x


I think i will approve this, this will be endless source of comedy.



I can just see it now... a romantic dinner, followed by an evening walking along the lakefront... quietly holding hands and talking, no... sharing our emotions and most intimate secrets. Just opening up and really exposing ourselves, allowing each other to feel vulnerable. Going back to her place for that last bottle of wine, giving her a massage as she gently falls asleep in my arms...

Then logging onto her account and transferring that carrier I really wanted over to myself via contract along with all her items and isk.

Victory is mine!


OMG Shocked

Im starting to suspect that Cat is this guy.

Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari
Rancer Defence League
Posted - 2009.05.30 09:31:00 - [59]
 

Originally by: Nooma K'Larr
Originally by: Beovylf
Originally by: Hacra
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
hi guys cat here :)

i was wondering earlier what would be a good way for capsuleers to get to meet each other and i thought of a dating kinda site!

what my plan would involve is pilots putting in various information such as their age and some of their best skills. you would be able to put down your interests like mining, ganking or defending rancer for example. also a nice picture of your character!

my advanced software would then use algorithms to match people up together! then people could meet up and see if they like each other

i would suggest maybe a mission or mining a bit would be a good first date


so what do you think of my plan?

cat
x


I think i will approve this, this will be endless source of comedy.



I can just see it now... a romantic dinner, followed by an evening walking along the lakefront... quietly holding hands and talking, no... sharing our emotions and most intimate secrets. Just opening up and really exposing ourselves, allowing each other to feel vulnerable. Going back to her place for that last bottle of wine, giving her a massage as she gently falls asleep in my arms...

Then logging onto her account and transferring that carrier I really wanted over to myself via contract along with all her items and isk.

Victory is mine!


OMG Shocked

Im starting to suspect that Cat is this guy.


*shudder*

im usually a pretty tough cat, but i think for the first time on this forum i am actually a little offended at what someone has said Evil or Very Mad

Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
Posted - 2009.05.30 09:45:00 - [60]
 

So let me get this straight... you want to make a site which will set me up a nice little mission date with helpless little carebears in expensive faction battleships?

Awesome.


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